Chris Rock Interview on Ellen 10/28/08

[kamimielke]

He is soooooo funny!!!!!! bahahahahahaha I want to meet him so badlyy lol

[xWICKEDxGHOSTx]

love him! he lives in my town (you only hav to be rich to live in one side of town), i see him at the bagel store all the time, he's awesome

[danieblu]

I love his reaction when the dancers came out lol!!!!

[BABWluvr207]

Whenever I hear Chris, I see Marty the Zebra. haha XD

[aditya42884]

the bitch is not funny

[quietriotish]

He is so funny, Brilliant!!

[skizzeth]

wanda sykes and chris rock are similar!

[johnnytijeras]

ellen is the most unfunny comedian on earth i seen her stand up and changed the channel after 5 minutes shes a horrible comedian never been a great stand up

[nakedboxes]

@johnnytijeras : Dude, calm down.. lol, you're the one who clicked on the video.. damn.

[InSaN3ViSioN]

what the fuck is up with Ellen and that awkward ass fake laugh? damn lesbians

[Bobobidodo]

At 9:30 Ellen crossed her legs to hide her ladyboner ;)

[agyeiboateng]

@Bobobidodo

loooooooool

[hotdoh]

He kissed her, and she's recently married...or married at all, really?

[tikitimeproductions]

ellen cant handle having better comedians on the show because she knows she can't compete, why do you think mooney or carlin was and hasen't ever been on the show

[MrJumong2010]

wow. 2 of my faves.

[aymthebest]

6:16 : I can imagine what she whispers to him before the break... with the hand gesture ... "Not to be mean, but you gotta let me do some too."

[itsITSYBITSY]

omg I forgot how funny chris rock is...thank u for the post!!!

[TheMissAay]

Gotta Keep Yo PIMP HAND STRONG o.O

[idontlike101]

WHY IS HE ALWYAS ON CAPS LOCK!?

[dazedicer]

he hurt ellen's feelings :( not cool! but da rest was funny!

[roli252520]

i love chris and ellen,they are amazing people and so full of talent

[4lifebambi]

R.I.P Bernie Mac

[10bvama]

Sometimes l stay white till November.

Am always white on halloween LOOLL x

And he lives next to a dentist lmaoo

ahh therez nothing like a sweaty Kenyan lol he cracks me up!

[evan4u2watch]

this guy.. i jst cant stop picturing that zebra haha

[aka4god]

I laughed tears when he was joking about being white for halloween lol

[mrsdamngoodcoffee]

hes soooo funny, but kinda loud :)

[NeMiDrEm]

Chris Rock is the shit ! Funnies man alive !

[MOMOarabe]

you cant beat a kenyan is a race

[MaYa13Ra]

AH OMG HE IS HILARIOUS! LOVE HIM (and everyone should watch grown ups)

[donot0991]

Im a kenyan, and no chris if you got on me you wouldnt reach vegas before ellen

[tinygirlify]

im sorry i love ellen...but chris was funny as hell on here!!! i have seen his stand up so his jokes are all pretty raunchy and rotten...so she probably didnt know how to react....but i still love Ellen!!!! Chris killed it on here!!! He was soooooooo funny!

[Serielle]

Happiest day of his life LOL !! xD

[mdotez]

by far my favorite comedian, chris rock is the man. he said he usually likes to stay white till around nov.3rd lamfaoooo !!

[azkeyz]

nothing funny about chriss rock other than he likes to french kiss lesbians after their mouths have been on a vagina.

[azkeyz]

Hey mom ! , you gotta comes see this , it's chriss rock the illuminati ass kisser and ellen the lesbian together at the same time !

[Vanesssalicoussy]

Have you guys notice tht how he siitiing loks like he gotta take a dump ?.

[zoneforgamers]

did ellen get a boner when the ladys came out :D:D

[djstud1987]

He did a BORAT at 9:24

[l3vz1m1n]

it's good that he's already sitting xD

[LoveonTMB]

Chris is always smiling! It's so nice to see a person smiling ALL the time!

[earlsutton]

chris always funny

[chartaiwan]

Both are great comedians….just amazing…however each has his-her own audience….Rock by far is the best, even compared with Sandler….I don’t think Ellen was nervous….they are good friends and very professional…maybe Rock was because when he is acting he is allowed to use lots of dirty language, something he can’t do in this show….

Anyway…I think Ellen was having a great time…and they both gave us a wonderful time…I’m glad they do things like this!

[YeahThrashMaster]

@chartaiwan You have such weird taste....I agree that Rock is great, but the others that you mentioned are like going from the bottom up.

[Smyyusuf]

chris rock, the only guy who could pull of a button up with a purple undertee.

[TKManUTD1989]

chris took a big dump on ellen, the guy is just far superior to any comedian out there

[kbotpop]

@TKManUTD1989 not dave chappelle

[TKManUTD1989]

@kbotpop chappelle is not around at the moment

[lsdotcom]

Ellen got owned on her own show lol

[HarukaMichiru2011]

You can't beat a Kenyan in a race! Funniest line EVER!!

[tikitimeproductions]

chris rock clearly stole the show here, ellen was pretty much done right from the start

[hatchcode]

@tikitimeproductions

Ellen's show isn't about upstaging her guests she tries to make them shine as much as possible.

[JDev82]

huh. cracker ass crackers. hate em!

[SonLastName]

why does chris look like hes trying to hold in his shit?!?!

[xannibee]

"...at the end everybody DIES."

hahahahahaha

[2865016]

i think he actually used some of his material on ellen's show here. i've heard the 'white neighborhood' joke on one of his stand-up shows before..

[andreaniall2]

@2865016 he actually says that he did it in one of his specials. So yes that is from one of his routines. I mean he said it himself...

[2865016]

@andreaniall2

oh i see.. i must have missed that.. haha

[vadalis]

the first man to own ellen on her own show.

[TheCurtbob]

Chris Rock: Me... I'm just gonna be white. I'm always white on Halloween. It's great, people respect ya. xD

[LuharProductions]

lol i liked the ending ! :P

[Weasler455]

Yeah, Ellen got married - to another woman. Doesn't count.

[ElijahsImpact]

@Weasler455 Yes it does.

[Weasler455]

@ElijahsImpact Maybe to Ellen's largely paid audience and some other defects of nature, but not to normal people. Sorry.

[ElijahsImpact]

@Weasler455 Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is found in only one. If you class being normal as being like you then I'm glad I'm abnormal.

[Weasler455]

@ElijahsImpact Great! You found homosexuality in a few animals. So what does THAT prove? Animals eat shit as well. Does that mean we should emulate that behavior too? (Oops! Sorry, I forgot! Gays do that all the time! Gee, maybe you're onto something.)

[Weasler455]

@ElijahsImpact BTW, "homophobia" is a myth. There's no such thing. In my entire life, I have never once heard anyone say that they "fear" gays like they fear the dentist or public speaking. NOT ONCE. You people confuse fear with repulsion. "Homophobia" is merely a clever counterattack by gays. It does two things: 1) It stifles any discussion, and 2) It takes the focus off heterophobia, which is the REAL reason people are gay (and NOT due to genetics, of which there is ZERO proof). Sorry.

[crazikals13]

@Weasler455- actually it is scientifically proven that homosexual males have a smaller hypothalamus than heterosexuals so there are scientific facts to back it up. we were reading about it in my biopsychology class

[Weasler455]

@crazikals13 Even if that were true (and I'd like to know how often that has been replicated), that means nothing in itself. You would have to show how a smaller hypothalamus is related to and directly causes homosexual behavior. Else, it's merely an unrelated statistical artifact. Even the APA now quietly admits its not genetic.

Common sense leads one to question how "natural" it is. How could a gene that leads an organism into non-procreative sex procreate? It just doesn't make sense.

[crazikals13]

@Weasler455 - i don't think I've ever heard such a rude comment. Ellen and Portia love each other and you can see it. They love each other more than some men and women do, and their love will last. even though there are arrogant people like you in this world, who can't see love for what it is, a connect of the heart not the body parts.

[Weasler455]

@crazikals13 Great, Ellen and Portia love each other, and we can all see it. Mr. Smith loves his dog Fido, too, and we can all see that, as well. But that doesn't mean we should redefine laws so that Ellen can "marry" Portia, any more than we should so that Mr. Smith can "marry" Fido. 

Sorry, it's just not natural. There's no Yin and Yang. The North side of a magnet attracts to the South. North-North and South-South combinations go against nature.

[crazikals13]

@Weasler455-well thats your opinion and you are entitled to it, so fair enough. however bestiality is something unnatural a women marrying another women is greatly normal compared to that.

[fanofmussic]

he's brilliant hahahah love him

[jonkind]

he stole her show haha

[zoneforgamers]

ellen got a boner at the ladies lmao

[IluvMJandBrunoMars]

LOL! Chris Rock's voice is so weird, yet funny!

[jordanboling09]

"Oh look at my babies, and they might be mine!" haha

[lsdotcom]

"GOTTA KEEP YOUR PIMP HAND STRONG!" LOL I LOVE CHRIS ROCK XD

[skittlesrforeva]

he's Kenyan u cant be a Kenyan...

ill race you... i get on a Kenyan and u take a plane ill beat u

[mercylyn19]

looooooll..chris is v.funny!well if theres nothn as being half black,then theres nothing as being half white then..once ur white,then ur pretty white..

[mrwhatever213]

@mercylyn19 No the white community does not work that way. if your half white with black, your black.

[mercylyn19]

@mrwhatever213 LOL.OK..

[Chantayful]

@mrwhatever213 Haha yepp :D I'm half white, half Jamaican and quite pale , but people still say i'm black lmao :D

[13abby]

lol chris rock is so racist

[123AbRaCaPoCuS]

"He's gonna win, cause he's a Kenyan! And you can't beat a Kenyan in a race!"  that was funny

[timi1510]

the most funny guy in the world

[jazwidz19]

And so, Obama won.

[MissieElliot09]

Chris has SUCH A CUTE, SEXY VOICE!!! lol awww

[thewindupmouse]

I'm not sure if I could have Chris Rock as a father...

[zweepie84]

VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skynight700]

the white and kenyan joke literally had me gasping 4 air..... didnt know where i was 4 a few second

[skynight700]

the white and kenyan joke literlaly made me laff so hard.... 4 a few seconds i didnt know where i was... and yeh ellen looked breee uncomfy

[OMister86]

i come out and all i get is you!!

[TheFlyWahine]

Thats alot of plants! Wonder how many of them are weed?

[mustachab]

omfg chris u crzy mother fucker slap her with a dick slap her with a dck u kissed her then said ur married right husbands gonna go after ur ass lol !

[DaveSimonH]

From 9:16

If there is a heaven, I'm sure that is going on in a few of the rooms...

[jackslimshady]

Look at my babys :d.... They might even be mine lol

[jenshu7]

Why did women come out and start dancing? I don't understand the point.

[Nish0791]

I love him saying: "well well well"

[Lostfaith1980]

Is it just me or did ellen seem like she was a little bemused and uncomfortable? She had teh whole forced laughter thing going.

[SuperMarisol101]

i've never heard ellen laugh so much with the interviewee :) he IS FUNNY i love you ellen. <3 great funny ppl ever

[Blissed111]

he must have smoked a fatty be4 comin on stage

[Blissed111]

he must have smokes a fatty be4 comin on stage

[chrisweiss92]

If this is unscripted, then Chris Rock is brilliant!!! He's hilarious here. And this is random, but I wonder if he gets tired of having to always talk loudly and energetically. I don't think he talks like this normally, he sounds a lot calmer in his serious interviews. I also wonder if he gets tired about having to always reference black stereotypes. And yes, Ellen seems uncomfortable sometimes. His outright honesty is sometimes not really "politically correct."

[romeo56]

Don't hog all the women, cmon!

[alazrenda9]

His voice is fucking amazing, so is he.

[trw1501]

Look at my babies..........and they might be mine! Lol! Hilariously funny!

[lilstunna41]

i think ellen liked it more when the women came out then chris did XD

[mizbootie]

love his eyes when the girls come out. Chris! you dirty old lecher! LOL

[Ichiro20]

His interviews are so much funnier than his standup. Such a funny dude in thee interviews.

[4laue4]

ohhh me? I'm just gonna be white :D hahaha

[polina379]

He's a great actor.

[Hotlips4000isback]

Ellen looks VERY uncomfortable with Chris being there! ;)

Maybe it's cause he's smarter/funnier than her and the possible bad language he could use on her LIVE show that could cause offence?!

[Bobonification]

@Hotlips4000isback He is not smarter than her at all. In fact, I think she might be uncomfortable with him, because in order to make people laugh, he has to emphasize the funny parts by acting silly. That is just not what a true comedian does. At least not a one that tries to draw smart peoples attention.

[sammyp25]

@Bobonification You obviously don't even know who Chris Rock is do you?

[Hotlips4000isback]

@Bobonification

OK..........Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[johnnytijeras]

@Bobonification ellen is garbage how dare u even talk about true comedians

[Hpersona1]

me...Im just gonna be white...hahaha priceless

[Hotlips4000isback]

@Hpersona1

Yeah, he cracked me up when he said that Lol ;p

[tem72260]

it is so funny to hear comedians pull the race card bc they say all the things ppl think but can't say

[ummtone]

Where's the girls.. massive amount of golden girls come dancing out ,buahaha

[Cloneme12]

hahaha how chris rock talk bout being white and 90 percent of her audience is white and they still laugh??? man dats epic

[xxchekdisoutxx]

Chris rocks got her in the hot seat. :L

[colelandes12345]

is it just me or is ellen fake laughing

[DonRMB]

@colelandes12345 She is uncomfortable because he's joking about some touchy subjects.. He's hilarious though lol

[andreaniall2]

@colelandes12345 its just you, shes clearly loving it.

[RepharaseJC]

@andreaniall2 I know I agree !

[franciso7]

@colelandes12345

Definatly.I never saw her busting out laughing actually.

[colelandes12345]

i dont really find him funny prefer comedians like chris tucker and will ferrell who dont have to be racist to make people laugh

[tem72260]

@colelandes12345

it is so funny to hear comedians pull the race card bc they say all the things ppl think but can't say

[michaboa]

@colelandes12345, the 'race card' doesn't exist racism is real,whether it makes you uncomfortable or not.

[LadyScorpio39]

why does he always have to YELL when he talks?

[littleboots888]

are you ?at 1:29 i cant understand

[Dyamanti22]

@yingwang19 i was just thinking the same thing.

[taccora]

I love Ellen. I don't watch TV much, but she's one of the few talk show hosts I'll actually watch.

Hell, who am I kidding. She's the only one I'll watch.

[paygrocks]

Chris is so funny cos most of what he says makes sense.

[footballguy146]

its funny cuz shes a lez

[Onegurrrlrev]

"If you took a plane to vegas, and I rode a Keyan, I would beat you there!" Hilarious.

[Onegurrrlrev]

lol, the dentist neighbor was hilarious!

[Amigosxoxo11]

I Luv this guy! He's Hilarious!!

[inveigh77]

he looks and sounds like hes on a ridiculous amount of blow

[58fenix]

@yingwang19 You think so!

[ixat00]

Keep yo pimp hand strong!

[wnorynh]

why is he sitting like that???

[allprog]

@wnorynh dont know maybe he has to fart?

[maalaea]

best ending eva!!

[reveden]

@crezman Ellen is a girl

[mrxxbrian]

"... and Eddie Murphy, one of the greatest actors."

oh now he is just really sayin it

[themusictheaterlover]

He's SO funny

[ethusiasm]

@yingwang19 she acts jealous in front of everyone who's more humorous than her.

[PacRemix]

4:45 - 5:00

Hahaha

[PedroRicardo1987]

like a bull in a china shop. fucking love it!!!

[crezman]

@yingwang19

i don't thinks he knew what to do with him or with what he would say.

[trw1501]

"......but it's to music so you''ll like that!"

[danieblu]

the smile on his face when the dancers come out kills me!! lol

[danieblu]

the smile on his face when the dancer come out kills me!! lol

[ShutterbugF]

his kids are kinda funny lookin...just sayin...

[Jmod242354]

Keep ya pimp hand strong!!!

Hahaha

[cutiepie4shurr]

"soon as this shows over were goin in the back y'all!" LOL! That killed me. Chris is a fool

[shirubi90]

Chris Rock is funny, but I don't think Ellen's going to have him on the show anytime soon. lmao

[DrunkenLeprechaunPro]

Chris Rock must be the life of every party. Would love to get drunk with him.

[10400274]

@DrunkenLeprechaunPro would love to watch him get drunk

[aliGuuuu]

@DrunkenLeprechaunPro yesss hahah so true

[omer008]

damn, this guy cracks me up every time....."no one can beat a Kenyan in a race"...

[TheBoson]

frickin

[TR3YBUCK]

Chris is movin & strokin the chair like he high on exstacy,lol

[finly717]

that kiss messed up ellen too much. she just couldn't recover.

[1truthfulman]

Chris is so silly!! lol. Talking about, "if I got on a Kenyan to...."llol.so stupid...LMAO!!!

[boskovics]

at the end everybody DIES !! hahahah

[93johnk]

i love the women who come out to shake their tits!

[93johnk]

@yingwang19 yeah clearly. chris rock is kind of reckless with some of his jokes

[RenegadeXavier]

Chris Rock is FUCKING HILARIOUS

[s8715053122004]

i never seen chris rock this high

[mzyAngel01]

@AyakoTachi: he said are you beating her yet?...

[ohhmygosh23]

I love chris LMAo.. keeps making fun of whites and ellen's thinking "asshole" LMAO

[alexanderhoang90]

woman voice?