SIMON COWELL

[wesmatron]

Telling someone they can't sing is fine. Telling a woman she looks like a man in drag does more of a disservice to the uncouth wanker saying it.

[gameisnotoveryet]

So what about their voice I mean It's a singing competition,right?

[RannyPouls]

Oh damn, he's so rude but i can't stop laughing.

[xenaforewer]

I love simon, he tells the truth.. kills ppls deams >: D

[TheLaurel345]

LOL i love Simon's analogies - the chick who looked like the invisible man, bush baby in american idol and this :D

[sybaris1]

Oh i'd still do him LOOK YOU..

[icedup22]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011 and it made you laugh!

[MacGyver920]

The title doesn't make sense at all.

[paddotk]

how harsh Simon is... They don't look like drags at all (a bit cheap but that's all)

[Rhonaxxx]

I miss the old xfactor, bring back the old judges with no audience! 

[sHART1780]

overall simon is cool but there's no denying he goes overboard with his insults sometimes.

[Victoriaxox921]

that was a bit harsh simon lol

[MacGyver920]

@Victoriaxox921 He's just honest.

[Taffnp]

Yeah but no but yeah but...........

[hotpinkfudge]

Where is Paris Hilton?

[The391956]

@hotpinkfudge

Where is Paris Hilton?

not here

maybe that tall girl was trying to look like paris hilton , only a guess

[bexixx]

Simon makes people wanna kill them self lol

[tabbyshauna]

Wow Simon killed whatever self-esteem they had left! xD

[LonelyoInezan901]

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[aautumn83]

god this made my day. i love simon. and then that girl said oh id still do him. haha that was hilarious

[LizzieLyricsMasterx]

"Hair goes everywhere.. flippin' lipstick.." :L WTF

[BearWindAppleyard]

It's not a good thing to be honest in and of itself, when you're only pissing people off, telling them they look ugly and they're worthless. Simon's comments are surely entertaining (on the behalf of people being humilliatet), but he's such a dick. the 2 others as well.

[aautumn83]

@BearWindAppleyard thats why everybody loves simon dude.  hes hilarious and sexy.

[bizzle187]

i cant understand what the tall one is saying around 1:05.. i'd stick it in her bum for sure though

[xlollypopbabex]

"You look like a stretched version of her" "a what?!"

Surely she didnt think she was gonna get away with it? Haha..

[xlollypopbabex]

She actually does look like Vicky Pollard, Haha.

[66LuckyDog]

They're cruel.

[ShantellMarie456]

"its going everywhere..flippin...lipstick­'

lol what?

[xlollypopbabex]

@ShantellMarie456  Yeah, I heard her say that lol and i was like what the fuck she on bout, haha

[GirlsAloudGeek]

I think Cheryl made him nicer...I'd be in tears if he said that to me :/

[angus244]

i would commit suicide if Simon said that to me.

[Jamzmau5]

HAHAHAHA

[T0PLADY]

@Jamzmau5 no she looks like a bitch

[edicury]

that does't exist.

[vietboyz08]

@RachelFuryRocks HAHAHAHAHAH DAMNNNN BEST INSULT

[LiaCwningen]

I love the "stretched girl" at the end with, "Oh I'd still do him alright!"

[danutzafunny]

\m/ \m/ \m/

[danutzafunny]

=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

[crazybrows02]

he is a little mean

[campalamp1212]

haha that's so mean of simon to say...i mean i love the man, but you can't make fun of wht ppl physically look like, thats just rude!

[diablo254]

@campalamp1212 i wouldnt say its rude.. i would say it more like, he's calling them based on what he sees them

[ThePressUsaTv]

@LillySecreet Duh! it's a joke...

[ThePressUsaTv]

Aw man i wish i could find the actual performance...lol...

[eriquerique]

LOL God the vicky pollard copycat looks utterly pissed!!

[5uzyD4wg]

In other words: She looks like a man tranny/crossdresser

[xkceob]

this is one of Simons best ever...!!! :)

[jessijames100able]

that was so freaking mean...

[omgalreadyinuse]

hes not all that at all

...oh I'd still do him alright

[MissBeccaBooBabex]

U suck! Its funny! Little britain rules though!

[XxXmizzshottaXxX]

do ppl pay them to sing or to stop singing??

[CandyGirl11214]

thats not them

[fantasma450]

@CandyGirl11214 you don't say...

[aamlbeliever]

who are these girls really? they're not paris hilton or nicky hilton at all.

[ThePressUsaTv]

@aamlbeliever Duh, its a joke!!

[osmanokay78]

WTF I HATE HIM

[punkbaby1995]

it´s horrible

[orangecrix6]

thats not paris hilton dumbass...

[greengourleyowens]

orly? i dont think the person who made this video could tell... wow you fail lol, the author of the vid was comparing her to paris hilton

[artosis83]

I was watching and thinking WTF ?! guess author hoped for milions to watch  it.

[UtubeDuDeDuh]

@greengourleyowens it was a joke, she wasnt really thinking they looked they the hiltons

[UtubeDuDeDuh]

@orangecrix6 Duh, It was a joke!!

[xXoNOSCOPEZz]

THEM JUDGES ARE KNOBS

[bryannniiizurietaTV]

@1147

Why would anyone try to take your "culture" away, you guys don't have any YOU take it from other.

[Completly8Crazy8Girl]

@bryannniiizurietaTV

i absolutely agree with you !!

[josiahtubo]

Britain is American's Culture hahahaha

No culture is found in america

[1147gt1]

why does britain always copy american culture how many british entertainers have made it inthe USA? How many US entertainers are popular in britney

[Bigjuan15]

He said stretched VERSION you dumb ass

[IdioticTendencies]

Oh my god! Does the etymology of "stretched virgin" actually point to what I think it does? =DD

[kalidb11]

haha. you can tell they cant sing by the look.lol"people have paid before to hear us sing" have they?...i dont think so i wouldnt they r just a waste of time!

[EnvyMyPower]

HAHAHAHA THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE MEN!!! HAHAHA its like the Crossdressing queer blues brothers!!! HAHAHAHA

[miriam20072]

that was mean Simon

[matthieus2]

Lol. They're funny. I think Simon is extremely harsh though. I understand if he doesn't put someone through because of their talent, but to keep bringing it back to looks - didn't he learn anything from Susan Boyle? Thanks for uploading this.

[skinismycanvas]

lol, "oh i'd still do him" hahaha. they took all the verbal abuse pretty well.

[olifiu]

hahhahahaahah she does not look like paris hilton att alllllll

[olive345]

I agree with what he is saying but he didn't really need to say it out loud, or at least in such a harsh way.

[louisesatch]

when simon said at the end what am i going to say? the girls replied NO, simon should have said YEAH BUT NO BUT YEAH BUT NO hehehehee xxxx

[ImTheStig1]

"Ooh I'd dill dooo 'im dooh lyk'

[Crinwa]

What does she say at the end? 'Oh, i'd still do 'im alright' hahaha

[jennieinthe07]

HAHAHAHA! Brilliant. Ya dont look like a man. Just a man dressed like a woman. Fuckin hilarious x

[PrincessTourmaline]

hey im not tryin to be sad but she dose look like a man dressed like a women

[elizzetteica]

hhahha you look like man dressed as a woman!!!hahahahahahhaha

[mistyblue2326]

0:45 "you look like a stretched version of her"

That's Simon's best line. he comes up with the funniest things lol

[Jam3s5691]

yep :P

[xTSxThugSolja]

haha lyk vicky pollard is dat welsh lyk clan clee clun claan cleee

[MrTurkur]

Maybe it's you who should learn some other languages apart from English, the easiest one in the world

[ImTheStig1]

English is one of the most hardest languages to learn, what are you talking about. You are only saying that cos you know it and live in the UK.

English language is really difficult to learn, we are the only language where we use the same words but different meanings and the ways we pronounce them. For example WATCH as in what you wear on your wrist and WATCH as in look that the football game. There are plenty of ways to tell you that it's hard. If it's easy then learn different ones.

[ImTheStig1]

I'm not saying it is the hardest but I'm sure it has been known as one of the hardest languages. I don't know.

Good luck on Chinese then =\?

[Rugaas91]

Like simon says here, "I'm going to be totally honest with you"... English is shit easy to learn=)=)=) I'm not mocking you on any kind of way but atleast in my opinion, english is easy as baking cookies:P

[ImTheStig1]

Yeah? Well spell the word 'At least' correct next time. cock.

[Rugaas91]

ok, cock, at least I'm not an idiot

[JainasMyBITCH]

At least is two words, dumbarse. lol.

[FloraLuvsEvanescence]

yeah but we are also one of the only languages without macsuline and femine =O

[Ickalanda]

Actually many langauges have multiple meanings for the same word, I'm not going to cite every single time this happens, but for example in Geramn hasst means to hate and hast means to have, both are pronounced exactly the same in the spoken langauge.

English is definitely on of the easier langauges to learn simply because of it's simple grammar in comparison to other langauges.

[MadHatter34784]

I like the short one's voice. She sounds so funny.

[Maryy203]

Simon is so mean, but I absolutely LOVE him :)

[xHollyxxxGerryx]

"oh id still do 'im tho like" LOL

[glennieyaywoo]

HAHA!! yeah! 0:12 i pissed myself laughing, loved the tune

[theonlyonebuttwo]

0:12 just made my day :L

[innocentxcraver]

actually Simon is ALL THAT...yumm

[aimeefran]

"no, no, no, no, you don't look like a man...you look like a man...dressed..as a woman"

:L:L

Even though That Was Mean I love Simon!

[theathehamster]

"Vicky Poll...hard!" the tall one said!

[TheManchesterLass]

It's not called British Idol, it's called Pop Idol, which is irrelavent considering this in the X Factor

[natilagos]

dude. u better check ur grammar b4 writing.

[negerbende]

ur? b4? u? go back to Poland and learn some English!

[natilagos]

podriamo escribirlo en otro idioma a ke asi fuera mas facil pa ti leer po conchetumadre.

[Y0usri87]

you look like a man drest in a woman! LMFAO!

[cobacooba]

hilarious

[georgeou]

"oh I'd still do him", lol, ahahahaha.

[shauket]

hahahahahaha

[sbarry92]

"I Whaaa?" lmfao

[SuperGravey]

At least these girls have some class, well....maybe not. Paris Hilton is nothing but a waste of time, and without her dads fourtunes would probably be flipping burgers, and leaching off society. This is what Paris and Dicky I mean Nicky would look like, without mum and dads money massive fourtune behind them, nothing but a bunch of wannabes!

[NICKLOVER505]

that is not paris hilton u stupid bitch

[KeliiiSek1]

LOL!!! :D twl.coto je????

[itsboyde]

haha she does look like her!! hahahahaha LOL

fat bitch!

[RohmeElfbater]

OMG HER TEETH!!!

[marysilbermond]

LOOOL

[2qewl4u]

"You look like a man dresses as a woman"

That was really cruel...

[clubpenguin26]

PPAHHHH shes a mann

[botrapeckina]

hahahahah vicky polard,simon is the best ,and streched version of her,phaahahahahahahahahah!!!!!­!

[gregtube88]

"I'd still do him though, like..."

Brilliant.

[gearsreviewer]

XD u look like a streched version of her! XD

[Lolagal123]

they r sooo funny!! ha ha, they dont even realize that they are so bad and the answer will always be no...hahaa.

[MichaelJbilliejean]

they didnt even sing lol!

[tubeslover110]

they were reely funny

[bexixx]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha

VICKY POLARD LMAO

[robdorg]

no no no no no!!!

...you look like a man DRESSED as a woman

[RickyzHere]

If they stood close enough together they would look like a number 10!!

[Rottenriguez]

Okay, I nearly shot water out my nose reading your comment. Too funny! Strange gals.

LOL

Thanks for the laugh mate.

[Tco03lein]

DICK&DOOF

[killingchick]

sooo funny

[Larkledi]

thts nt paris and nicky hilton

[bangbangkwak]

LOOOOOOL PMSL stretched version lol

[Sassy8528]

I think these girls don't realise how funny they are. Give em their own show somebody!! Sooooo funny.

[musicruleslife900]

thats not paris hilton..??

but lol, did she say

'oh ill still do him' ????!

xDD

[LlamaBreath1236]

"so i look like a drag?"

ahahahahahahahahaha!

[bendinggreenvans]

a strrrrretched version lol

[doyoulikesprinkles]

People pay to see them do what? A hair bleaching instruction?

[LollipopMuffinzxx]

thats not paris hilton.

[laurenm44984]

I love the way they're actually laughing at each other as Simon insults them.

[sidisbuff]

does anyone know where i can find their full audition.. i want to see if they were anygood at singing lol...

[apearl420]

they were awful. they sang how they dressed.

[motherlode122]

which one was paris the fat ass one or the one with no bones?

[WildMidnightRose]

neither of them lol

[TrishaSheerin]

hhahahaha

[PinkFairyDust01]

they're called total eclispe? yeahhh she's a total esclipse of the little plumpy stumpy one, hahahaaaa

[JoeJONASIsLush]

Lmao.

[litletortilaboy]

That girl at the left tougth her girl-friend would help her out whit a bad comment for simon but that dident really happen hahaha fucking brilliant ^^

[PinkFairyDust01]

hahaaa, what does the 'stretched version' say right at the end?

[bestvidsonline]

"id still do him more like"

i think it was "more" but not sure. "do him" as in "have sex"

[jillster78]

'Oh I'd still do him aye like.' Basically, Welsh for 'I'd still like to shag him'. Classic. Love the Welsh!!

[thankumedaddy]

Im american, would u do me?

[jillster78]

Not a chance. In a purely racist manner too. Sorry.

[megan078kw]

fuck them lol

[bred2k6]

oh i'd still do him oh like

[yaxxee]

rofl she actually does look like Vicky Pollard

[meggi100]

retarded

[hi210393]

bitches

[ScarbzDynasty]

Ha..ha...ha.......HHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA!

[jiffa123]

I think they took it pretty well considering how badly he was insulting them

[adahpfan]

fuck

[BruceEasily1993]

The Welsh sound horrbile on t.v. We sound really stupid. haha

[janistonbest]

"you're just a stretched version of her"

"a wuuuuh?!"

[thinkthin247365]

i love it!!!

[LeaLea345]

I Love The Way The Tall Skinny One Says Vicky Pollard Lool

[Perika777]

VICKY??OMG!!!!!!!

lolololol

the reality is....that she really look like her!!!HAHAHA

[felixlighta]

Gotaa love Welsh birds man. too funny. both laughing at the outragouse comments Simmon's making about thier friend and partner and both taking it in thier stride.

[simnos1]

The end was awesome!

"he's not all that at all!"

"Oh I'd still do him though"

[clockduck]

What I find quite hilarious is that it was her PARTNER who actually said Vicky Pollard as though she knew she looked like her as well!! lol

The reality is she looks like Vicky Pollard:)))