Do Fish Fart? - A Two Year Old Explains

[martyman5000]

I just showed my wife this and we were blown away at the thought process of your son...I predict poet or musician.

[pjfadriquela]

I had this same conversation with my drunk friend last week

[onionpeco]

JD could be a writer with those metaphors

[FMAFanz0r]

JD had his foot injured in a bicycle accident, so yes he was on some pain killers. And, not to sound racist, but I find Asian people are far more descriptive with their emotions. And tend to anthropolomorphize a lot more than others. Hence the moon crying. So sad, so cute.

[Seiijin]

I've never seen a child connect his emotions to such extent.

[GodOfTheInternets]

LOL, your kid is projecting his feelings unto the moon.

[silverhalogen]

is he stoned? xD



[123epik]

JD is a badass

[jutau]

Children's rationalization of things around them can be quite entertaining. It's like they speak in riddles.

[zackrulz626]

Should i feel sad?

cuz im laughing right now lol

[manbearpigak47]

I want to see that fish :D

[chukster666]

Is j.d. high or something first farts then love then cries

[SubieFtw01]

how do you understand him?? i meant i know chinese but i can't understand half of the things he is saying

[fongxiong1]

@SubieFtw01 It's a parent thing. Just like at times, only my wife and I are the only two that can understand what my kids are saying.

[Ac3ssD3N13d]

Dude your kid is pretty cool haha.

[UncleBodyguard671]

HAHAHA this should be on RWJ

[sorryunlucky]

Another video I've liked. For some reason my "Liked" playlist is full of M13 videos. Hm.

[madjak30]

cool to see the little one's view on stuff...also cool that he is bilingual...

Good to see a Canadian that is so successful on YouTube...Later.

[zerogravity11]

wow that kid has some really imaginative ideas thats amazeing :) keep an eye on him

[jakecosta96]

thats some deep shit for a kid

[localnatives23]

Wow, your son is a poet as well as an animal activist! Brilliant..

[xninfoxx]

Aww your son is soo cute what a sweet kid :-D

[PearlshippingDriftTV]

Is your son easily able to distinguish Chinese and English apart? I would imagine him thinking they are the same language since he hears both often.

[rudeboijakeyfitzy123]

wow does that kid understand 2 languages. AMAZING !

[KONGtuffSu]

moons crying, fish loving, sad kid.. this video is depressing

[mad3men]

am tired tooo waaaahhhhhh! lmao

[NurdDesigns]

Just Adorable

[homidog11]

he should be a poet

[jtcgreyfox]

one of the most hardcore videos ive watched in a while... not being sarcastic...

[mamba109]

That's some intense poetry right there, I almost cried too.

[funofboredom]

One of my favorites videos from you. JD is so smart!

[gfaz1o]

your son seems extremely intelligent to think if things like this, especially at such a young age.

[hockeyken10]

"They shoot the love out"

Okay, who fed the fish laxatives?

[xinheng]

That's priceless. I can barely remember when I used to just lose it when I was tired as a child.

[thesammysosa94]

what kinda drugs is he on and where can i get some

[MilkyStreets]

omg that kid is so smart... how can a 2 year old say deep things like that.

[dippidop]

He is so sweet. Give him a hug.

[abendroth85]

Wow, your son is awesome!! Very creative, even for a kid.

[osmadchlo]

What a great big heart in such a little fellow! I think of farts much differently now...

[urtgong]

he's sooo clever!!

[kayu38]

Your son told a better love story than twilight.

[67kneil]

awesome topic heart fart you cheers

[rktaylor46]

Ig the doctor hooked your soon up lol hes talking some crazy shit almost like a philosopher, yes thats it M13's son the great philosopher lol. I like it man i really enjoy getting on everyday and watching your videos definitaley one of the highlights of my day. I guess thats pretty sad... lol



[DrFreerun]

Your child has the mind of a philosophical hippy, not to mention he is the cutest thing inn the world.

[EmphaticItalic]

I get pissed off when the moon starts crying too.

[MilkyStreets]

@EmphaticItalic lol

[jarrett754]

Aaaaasawwwwww so cute. I'm so happy for u m13

[DarkFlash45]

Jd is aersome just like m13:)

[blahblah2018]

I was never that articulate when I was 2!

[dontcareboutname1]

i dont know if fish fart but i sure as hell DO!!!!! (tooting since 1993)

[TheDragonHeart666]

Bless, that almost made me cry too. I have never thought about fish farting, let alone hearts in there bubbles.And the moon, it was so touching. You know M13, you could use that for a kids book, the moon part, a bed time story for the kids.

I hope JD has a full recovery with his foot soon.And that he got some nice sleep too.

[barrywhw]

How did he get hurt? :(

[TheDeduction]

3 people don't have farts with hearts.

[Dubzeppelin]

Made my Chinese girlfriend smile and laugh thanks, she loves your kid.

[TheHunter1337]

I love this clip.

[tw0cold]

He's so cute!!! this video should have like 10million views

[ATGOD]

Why is your child so depressed XD?

[13mordeth]

@ATGOD Because it's 4 hours past his bedtime and he had has foot cut up badly a few hours previous.

[ATGOD]

@13mordeth D: I hope your son feels better!

[cosbor29]

@ATGOD He isn't depressed. Kids are just easily overwhelmed. Why do you think they're always crying?

[TonyFirelli]

@cosbor29 because their scared?

[zeace2]

you might have a miniature buddha on your hands!! so compassion

[5si1no0]

I love it its so awsome

[woodenforkvids]

who disliked this? seriously!

[chrissept21]

Interesting type of wisdom your child has. Keep up the good work brother

[alexpounder]

What I love most about your son is he tells you why he is crying. Unlike other kids where you have to guess, JD really is an excellent son, you must be so proud.

[FamzYBadMan]

I think you uploaded this before, but nice to see it again :)

[Rebel12guagez]

Deep bro, deep -fist bump-

[robin46]

loved it when he replied ”嘴巴啦!"

[jacobsmomma1000]

What a cute little guy and what an imagination!

[ShiroKreuz]

I didnt see this one before, really funny.

[danie3521]

M13, your son will be a great songwriter! how do you teach him 2 languages at such a young age?



[Crana]

@danie3521 humans easily learn multiple language when they're young, that's the best time to do teach them when their brain absorbs everything, it'll just be like learning 2 words for everything to them i guess. I think JD prefers Chinese though, he seems to speak it way more but maybe his mother doesn't speak in English around him.

[SilverAnxo]

JD is so fucking deep.

[XxSQUIRRELIOSxX]

Man its funny when little toddlers just fly through random emotions talking about the most weird and bizzar things.

[MoreMadness93]

i feel sadness to becuse fish cant close there eyes so they can never sleep so there always tired =(

[Pandagirl003]

@MoreMadness93 lol, but fish do sleep. I would know. ;P

[ItsThatDank420]

Wait..Wtf?why did he start crying at the end????

[Jekktis]

@ItsThatDank420 babies and toddlers often cry when they are tired.

[oReaperHD]

wow dude did your kid just smoke wome weed? hes tripping out lol :')

[HexingCurse]

Was cute then, cute now. Bahaha love it.

[maradeanu]

i don't think i ever said the word cute serios, but damn this really is cute

[ZombieManWorks]

hes either trippng or the next shakespeare!!

[MrSlowestD16]

M13, I'm 99.9% sure this is a re-upload :-P. I remember it from awhile back, but the upload date was yesterday.

[MrSlowestD16]

@MrSlowestD16 Found it!! /watch?v=oHbwADe2Qqg&t=4m50s

Yeah...I'm officially an M13 addict :-P.

[13mordeth]

@MrSlowestD16 Your name suits you. Why not read the video's description before commenting?

[transdetendal]

@13mordeth hes just awsomly cute ,even with that bustet foot he thinks at a nother level ,not worrying about pain ,that little tired boy..

[MrSlowestD16]

@13mordeth Ha, touche! I typically don't read descripts until last for some reason - but got side-tracked looking for the other vid. Guess that burnt me this time, whoops. My bad.

[13mordeth]

@MrSlowestD16 :) I'm glad you took my comment in stride. I dislike my overly sensitive viewers. But I like you....sweetie.

[MrSlowestD16]

@13mordeth Yeah, some people don't get your sense of humor. As for the 'sweetie' comment - my g/f already thinks I'm gay for you b/c when I get an e-mail note that a new M13 vid was uploaded I'm like "fuck yeah, new M13 vid!" and she's like "???" ...she doesn't get it O.o.

[sorryunlucky]

@MrSlowestD16

"Yeah, some people don't get" That reminded me instantly of Eminem's song "Stan" spooky!

[MrSlowestD16]

@sorryunlucky haha

[calumkz]

@13mordeth i think your son should paint or write he seems to have quite a creative/imaginative mind.

[EmiattheDisco]

Before I saw that top comment I was just thinking that JD is such a poet. This video is lovely <3

[PrincessAutobot]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww He's so sweet

[tazem81]

Awe baby is tired

[ebeegeebe]

They do fart

[ebeegeebe]

Fish

[ebeegeebe]

Ha cool kid cat

[6TranceMasta9]

I love how kids start to realize they are tired and get upset cause they dont like the feeling, my daughters the same ;)

[akaiYaMa9]

It's funny cuz when you actually think about what he said he sounds like a modern day Shakespeare.

[MidnightFapper69]

Awesome, now it's time to wach „Indonesian baby on 40 cigarettes a day".

[UtubeCritic7]

Thanks to your sons inspirational words Ive decided to finally go to rehab to treat my oxycotin addiction

[hazzail]

medical marijuana

[FILIPINOCD]

What was the other video similar to this one?

[UltimateFirehose]

SO MUCH PASSION DOE

[DaveDude571]

aw this was after JD hurt his foot wasn't it? :(

[Mtierney21]

I want to eat fish farts and cry with the moon now!

[TorontoTransman]

I don't think the meds have worn off yet.

[Headroom1001]

What a great low voice entrance without the ricy high pitch :)

[AvatarJizz]

lol y is he crying

[iiCyx]

@AvatarJizz it's because the fish are crying and because the moon is tired, it makes JD sad as well :(

[Lunarvx22]

My god this is some deep stuff.

[SoadifiedCod]

Wow, I think you may have a prodigy right there M13

[TheAK47s]

I need to go get me some fish farts so I can feel the love

[t3llularman]

2 years old and writing better lyrics than Bieber.

[E46pwa]

@t3llularman Another Bieber comment? Really?!

[CmoreBuhts]

don't let that boy masturbate! it will ruin his goals

[dontcareboutname1]

isnt this a old video?

[aletseva]

your son has EPIC dimensions in his imagination awwww the end made me sad

[TheMachomaniac]

are kids bipolar at times?

[laduff7]

@TheMachomaniac kids are kids... bipolar is shit for money.

[crackedlemonade]

Awwwwwwwww

[CultureShockSix]

Dude, I think JD might be a Prophet.

That, or a fan of Majora's Mask.

Both are kinda awesome to be honest.

[Xphylez]

@CultureShockSix best n64 game ever

[CultureShockSix]

@Xphylez hopefully soon to be a 3DS game, too.

*fingers crosses*

[harbeh]

I LOL'd Xd cute though

[kaorutheimpaler]

i remember this video and the injury and your fatherly reaction hahaha

[MegaXJay]

Did he have some pain killers? Haha

[juscratchinmaballs]

i want some of that LSD!

[carlover]

the hearts , the moon , the fish the farts . its perfect

[TheUniversalWoman]

Awwww, sweetie...

[boner2008]

The last second reminds me why I don't want kids :D

[EmoSupernova]

@boner2008

Because they have emotions? :/

[boner2008]

@EmoSupernova Terribly loud, annoying, ear piercing emotions that they can't suppress... Yea, them.

[HiJaayD]

AWNNNNNNNNNNNN

[ManlyTwig]

So that's why I always feel so loved when mermaids fart while giving me blow jobs.

[TheMacz0r]

@mrmrdubs yes he is, but English and Taiwanese, not Chinese (mandarin). But JD knows more Taiwanese than English and prefers to speak it over English because it is his native language and mostly surrounded by Taiwanese people

[Onlymanolos]

I could not love him anymore than if he were my own son. My heart physically aches to hold him right now.

[kozes]

J-D is gawd!

[XTN94]

why hasn't this video gone viral yet?? also at the end you actually put wahhhhhh lmao

[doodoofaceful]

Awwwwwwwwwww.. . . . The cutest lil squinty ever!!

[PhizzleOut]

LOL it was so happy, then it got all sad.

he must have been going through a tough time with his foot injury and all

[Nikojin310]

This is easily one of the best clips of JD (if not -the- best). I'm glad you uploaded it as it's own. Thanks for sharing!

[aransingh]

He makes some interesting points, the trippy little bastard.

[permedmammoth]

Your kid seems to be overthinking everything, clearly being over stimulated if you ask me.

[snomimons]

awwwwww

[iQQuacK]

This is the spiritual sequal to David after the dentist.

[ochrishicks]

Is JD on acid?

[beliali]

Omg your sun has such interesting insight into stuff! :)

A bit of a depressed poet, but whatever :p

[MrMrDubs]

Is this kid bilingual?

[carlover]

@MrMrDubs yes



[MrMrDubs]

@carlover so he, in that video is speaking both English and Chinese?

[carlover]

@MrMrDubs english and taiwanese

[3csimon]

its like trippy poetry

[BurnTheBurka]

Poor fish, poor moon, poor little angel. I send him a non-fart heart!

[Crana]

he makes more sense than a stoner at least

[dwbattles]

they must have given him the good stuff..

[1IdeaAhead]

Give that kid a nap, he is dreaming things lol...

[PoweredByTheHaters]

i could really feel the passion in your son's speech

[matyc13]

I think your son might be a poet

[PhizzleOut]

@matyc13 and he probably doesnt even know it

[MackandAlex]

Isn't this old :p ?

[MackandAlex]

@MackandAlex Never mind, read the description. Derp

[MG72MG]

That kid...... Is deep bro. Greetings from amsterdam

[claymorefann]

This video has inspired me enough to not use condoms

[Purplecatsoup30]

LOLOLOLOLOL I love your vids.....

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

CUTE OVERLOAD!

Seriously, that was some brilliant shit he was saying... that deserves a million views.

Now I'm thinking of my childhood and how I wish I was young again... when I was young, my bestfriend gave me one of his parrots and when I went to school the next day, my mom opened the cage to let it free... (ever since then, my town has had a flock of parrots), she said it escaped, at the time. I cried and cried and cried... so she bought me a fish and it died.

[MADMARK00]

@SCHIZOPHRENlC but its so hard to flush a parrot down the toilet

[tonythephatone]

... i'm imagining this is from when his foot got stuck in the spokes of your bicycle.... i'm fairly sure i watch the end of the vast majority of your videos (for these extra bits if nothing else) and i don't remember seeing it. oh well.

smart kid... if a little imaginative.

[resonatorproductions]

When does JD start his ninja training?