atheists, here is your problem

[dymchurch1]

Theists like to accuse atheists of hating god. The more likely thing is that theists hate people.

[ThomsLazyEye]

I'm sorry to tell you that this video did not make me want to become a Christian, but instead made me laugh my ass off.

GREAT JOB A+!

[wellsbranchdude]

Preacher: You are clearly A Godly man.

God Bless you. Keep it up. Hopefully those atheists faggots will listen...

[sariglenn]

WHY ARE U SO INTERESTED IN RELIGION! WHY! WHY!

When your apporached by someone with incredilous tales of heaven, hell ,satan , god. Its worth taking a look into.. And once we get a good deep look into it its also easy to realize that its a bunch of fantasy that has infected the minds of many people.

When crackpots like you try to spoonfeed this to the public I feel an obligation to step in and voice an opinion about it.

[thewackeddoctors]

BLAH, BlaH.... What saddens me is that your country was forced into Christianity.... and you swallow it with such blind fury. Doesn't it sicken you that your culture's spiritualism was spit upon?

[canbuyu]

Ur a bunch of sheep!!!

[zibbaen]

Oh man this dude is awesome. I half expected Jet Li to enter the frame and start kicking ass, 'cause this dude is totally the baddie of a fighting movie. Gotta love him!

I'm filled with awe. ON JUDGING DAYYYY (2:25), hahahah.

[mellamosean]

If I made a video addressing your problems, it would extend significantly past the 10 minute mark.

Hail Satan.

[MsScienceFTW]

dude...shut up

[Jrunri]

I give a thumbs up because this is so hilarious. LMAO

[kdskdkdkdk]

back when I was christian I dreamt I was in hell. A demon was growling screaming in my face,kind of like your videos.  Thank goodness I don't believe in this crap anymore. Yes I am free,free free

[ButterOnCorn]

Yourr soul will go 2 hell on judgement day 4 rreal!!!! BURN ATHEISSTZZZZZ!!! Da lake of firrrre 4eva!

[mellamosean]

@ButterOnCorn

God's going to torture us forever for not acknowledging his existence? Seems a tad harsh...

I wonder what he does to people who get excited at the fact that others will be spending eternity in hell... You think he likes people like that?

[ButterOnCorn]

@mellamosean

God loves every baddie. He is amazing & farts magic perfume 24/7

[mellamosean]

@ButterOnCorn

worrrd

[Crylar44]

This... is the funnies shit I've seen on youtube in long time xD

I don't know if I'm to like or dislike, I can't stop smiling, he's too much hahaha!

[zottejakke3]

I am so hoping that this guy is the most convincing parody on youtube, but I'm afraid I'm mistaken... :SS

[robvidtime9000]

this video is full of hate, you make me sad

[knaficeman]

somebody shoved a spear up this guys ass? dear lord, what is wrong with him?

[Einsteinian99]

poster is a retard!

[deadadelta]

Anyone offering a CONTRACT for Salvation is Working For SATAN, Paul said be not Amazed I say to You Satans Ministers are Ministers of Light for Satan Himself is Transformed into A Minister of Light.

For Bible SECRETS HIDDEN for 1,600 Years see late Dr Martins site , ASKELM, the Athiest will be better off during the Resurections than the Deceived Contract person

[savednorwegian]

oh dear another "a little to into this yelling preachering thing". and of course he condemns all to an everburning torturing hell. how original?!

thepreacher84040 has himself a big problem; he is not preaching the gospel and is not following Jesus.

shouting WHY??? WHY??? THE PAIN IS ETERNAL! doesnt make it true

but i agree that atheists do have a funny and very keen interest in God, lol

[Marlon2112]

LOL, this guy is a joke. Christians should be ashamed to have such a representative person, hahaha!

[grindhiphop]

he is not healthy.

[EnemyofCredulity]

Yelling does not make it true.

[skatewad1]

@EnemyofCredulity YES IT DOESSSS!!!!!!! lol

[roland0907]

this man is preaching the truth he cares for your soul repent or burn in hell for eternity

[Muniksmetal123456]

i thot dis kinda peepul wur lik into budda or some shit

[poo4breakfast]

TELL IT LIKE IT IS MAN, KEEP THE FAITH!!

[mygaffer]

I think you have a speech impediment sir, you should visit a doctor.

[Gark50]

Hitler believed in God, Hitler was a Christian.

[Chiba413]

GHAAAAHD!

[Gilgamesh32]

O.O

I'm totally christian now.

[chudwhacker]

god fucking damn it 1:11 hurt my god damn ears!

[haashond]

Silly old fart

STAY OFF THAT OPIUM IT MAKES YOU SAY STUPID THINGS ! ! !

I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU SO STFU

[CayDubyaSee]

I think this is the first ever animated mosaic.

[mrsepek]

Oh I get it now, so heaven must be a place full of nice guys like yourself, wicked! Did anyone tell you that there is a real world out there where people grow up and stop believing in fairy tales for children. Or is it that hell is a place where everyone drivels irrational irrelevant garbage like you, that would actually be scary. Do you actually think you scare anyone? Hope you feel better now after you've shown your ignorance and bad manners. Find a hobby to love not hate

[randyvaliente]

naka drugs ba to? hahaha wala akong naintindihan sa mga pinagsasabi

[Shawnkelly7]

wow what a failure if anything this guy is helping people turn to athiesm

[widawtaneym]

8============D  ~o IDIOT ~o

[pinoyatheist]

Look @ Mr. Preacher...People are not taking you seriously.

Now you know why I don't believe in God and Jesus? Well...because if they are true, they won't take you as their spokesman.

But seriously po, thanks po...you are one of my best agent. Ther more pople see this crap, tha more they will stop believing in a God and becomes an atheist. Hahaha!

[mrgionni]

@pinoyatheist, Post the link at the group on FS. :)

[pinoyatheist]

Hmmmmm...para kang nasa kobeta ng vinividio mo ang sarili mo. Hindi ka ba maka-ebak kaya sigaw ka ng sigaw dyan? I don't have a problem...You seem to have the problem.

Why I am interested with religion? Because there are religion that doesn't believe in your god you moron.

Hahaha!

Boy, maybe you need to take Dolculax before going to bed.

[widawtaneym]

Isa to malamang sa mga prodigies ni Soriano.

[pinoyatheist]

@widawtaneym I don't think so. Mr. Soriano is quite good at the Bible. This clown doesn't even understand what is he's talking about.

[VitalSigns1]

LOL

You sir are a moron

[Pyramidhead1337]

lol, u mad?

[the2989]

lmao, i think you're crazy but i'm not gonna argue with you, just keep posting videos! your shit is hilarious.

[ElectricG]

One of the sadder videos I've seen on youtube. An old raving lunatic wondering why we have a problem with religion. People like you ARE the problem.

[averageweekend]

i would like to hear this guy as the frontman in a punk or metal band.

[hafssol82]

what a retard... does he have downs syndrome?

[giggletronics]

This guy is so stupid. It' so depressing that people with this little intelligence are alive in the world and are able to procreate. So sad. You are are subhuman, Preacher. You fail to exercise even the most basic levels of rational thought and self-control.

[Irrenmann]

fuckin' favorited

[Pennyinmouth]

im sry if you believe in god. fail

[pswoods]

I like his cajun accent. Makes me hungry for jambalaya.

[Pennyinmouth]

hey idiot give me some educated scientific proof god exist and if u say the bible you should know that the bible is written by man not god u idiot. and the bible was written many times and rewritten many time if you didn't know you fucking idiot. i think youve been possessed by your so called devil or it might be ur really drunk. but damn i can't believe that my fellow Filipino is so damn retarded. you are the reason why question my own heritage.

[PsoriasisJ]

you and your video and religion is bullshit, and EVEN if your beliefs were true they'd still be bullshit. Religion has no place in the modern society. Religious people expect everyone to believe in their crap yet they cannot put down a single piece of proof on the table. You refuse to believe in science who can prove their theories.

I'm sorry I rather believe in evolution than in a man called god, floating around in the sky on a cloud snapping his fingers and things magically appear.

[JesusChristYourGod]

I agree, atheists are idiots who will get what's coming to them in the end. Until then we'll simply have to hope the master has a plan for the rest of us. Praise Satan.

[ElectricG]

Yes, we are idiots for not believing in something in which there isn't a shred of evidence of. You are so totally right. Thank you for making such a logical post. I am going to become a christian because of your incredible way with words.

[FlynchIII]

I think you need to learn to read. Most would make the assumption that the nice 'Praise Satan' in conjunction with the account name would hint at the sarcasm, but I guess it just went right over your poor little head.

[pyro3138]

@JesusChristYourGod

if god doesn't like how we live, let him tell us...not you

[Einsteinian99]

@JesusChristYourGod LOL I do not believe in an invisible sky daddy. You are retarded and a simpleton.

[skatewad1]

@JesusChristYourGod lololll

[cruzangringa]

@JesusChristYourGod um...hmmm, interesting. Just promise when the aliens (who genetically engineered us, as has been proven), that you will look up in the sky with fear, AND REMEMBER THE IDIOT ATHESIT on the net, that TOLD YA SO, thats all i ask...lol (And be very afraid on that day, as it is people like you that the are coming for) Anyone doubting this, just investigate Lloyd Pye, History channel, discovery chanel...

[cumbco]

@JesusChristYourGod You would love that wouldn't you? All the non christians burning in hell..must really put a smile on your face. So much for loving your enemies huh? lol!!!

[StoryNClark]

This is a joke, right? This has to be a joke. I'm giving it 5 stars just to mess with the ratings.

Is this preaching from the Rev. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?

[lcarlosrosado]

=) HAHAHAHAH I LOLed

[funglebungle68]

Does the term "circular logic" seem familiar to you? At all?

[wardlemike]

Belligerent Samurais 4 Christ

[riotgear]

Philippines are fucking gay and that means they are going to hell!!! suck a cock nigga!

[VGDarkstar]

The problem with atheist is not believing in god? Jesus... I believe he was a most likely fake character... two thousand years ago.

Witty quip about that 3rd thing you said, I couldn't understand.

Religion is invented by people, to control other people, you don't need religion to have morals or happiness.

I gave it up 8 years ago, I'm quite successful and very happy with my life. Just look into science and reason, the universe around us becomes much more glorious and awesome when you do.

[wardlemike]

"BATCHES? We don' need no stinkin' BATCHES!"

[YagLana]

Jesus anally rapes young boys.

[AbsolutelyCrackers]

This is the most hilarious thing. ever.

[AJ4Prez2008]

lmao, what?

can we get subtitles for this shit?

[mrvalero305]

I believe in God but dude if you are trying to get across to some people you might want to start by speaking normally.

[Pegases0]

this guy reminds me of super bad acting

[frankkrunk]

For some reason, I keep thinking what it would be like if a late-career Bela Lugosi in heroin withdrawal was told to play a drunken southern baptist, in a 'mexican bandito' accent.

[frankkrunk]

at 8:17, does he say "you love THERMOS more than god"?

it would be cool of his entore rant was based on his hatred toward insulated food canisters.

[CidCaldensfey]

Excuse me but please don't make fun of the great Thermos.

[frankkrunk]

Forgive me, it was not my intention to mock the Divine Flask.. I wish I, just once, could feel the thermal insulation of His love.

[Digitaaliklosetti]

Preach it, brother!

[Versidious]

Ikaw ay pagpunta sa paso sa impiyerno para sa iyong mga kasalanan, ikaw pinaka-kataas-taasan ng lahat ng mga faggotso! Si Hesus ay kumain ng inyong mga sanggol at panggagahasa ng iyong ina bilang parusa para sa mga hindi paniniwalang!

[Mattyb667]

If you plan on converting anyone it probably wouldn't work well with the yelling and screaming nonsense. Only fools would listen to this, tone it down.

[ligeynuts]

This guy pretty much has fundamentalist religion down pat, yelling nonsense at people and getting angry.

[zorg50]

How can you love God if you can't speak English?

[Zomnificent]

Wow, believing in Jesus seems to be working wonders for this guy!

Kind of reminds me of an Asian Hitler, with the spastic outbursts of rage.

[Zomnificent]

Do you think he realized he repeated himself over and over for 10 minutes? Or did someone just turn on the camera in the middle of the day at this house?

[ratz1]

Can't understand a word he's saying, but sounds good to me!

[doodles6857]

Faggot!

[Superfission]

I'm glad you're trying to convert people with logic and not fear of eternal suffering.  Wait. Whoops. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE DOING AT ALL.

[Cowables]

fuck this

[Anduie]

Just want to say I think you could really pull off a wicked Mexican accent if you want to.

[autarchicflux]

You're pretty hilarious, preacher man! Guess what, though? Your God is still imaginary.

[Schwartzhund]

When this guy ends up in hell, he'll be screaming like Herve Villechaize "De Pain, De paaaain!"

[Josephdorf03]

man I love this guy. still an atheist tho, sorry preacher from da pillipines!

[wardlemike]

AHAHA CHEESIS

[walksofar]

Who you gonna carrr

[TheQMV]

Wow that title was misleading... I expected an unintelligent religious fag and all I got was a snarling mongoloid instead. Fucking disappointing...

[SomethingAwfulTube]

LOL ASIANS!

[furQ]

we don need no steeenkin dawkins

[KarlNoten]

the interesting is that he's asian but he sounds like Cheech from Cheech and Chong.

[seniorxduck]

Or he sounds like Watto from Star Wars Episode 1 (God that sucked...)

[GodLovesMe666]

Oh god, can't unhear.

[KarlNoten]

hahahaha :D Sorry about that!

[KarlNoten]

You have just succesfully made me lol literally (so not just typing it) at the screen. I almost blew cola out of my nose. How about "Meesa yousa meesa"? Man I wanted to murder Jar Jar Binks so friggin' much.

[PeterVescro]

Well done, 84040.

The Dark Lord is pleased with your mockery of Christ's children. You are permitted to move to phase 2. Once this has been completed you will be contacted in the usual way.

[karius85]

Snarling asian guy told me to be scared so I converted to christianity.

[souljatoad]

hail satan

hail satan

hail satan

hail satan

hail satan

[ridthedelusional]

I feel bad for this guy. He probably got dropped on his head as a baby...

Now he can't get a real job, so he has to do this. How sad.

[toolegit2quittttt]

lets water board the shit outta this guy

[Pokarot]

If people like you are going to heaven, your god is going to shun moral good people to hell and I had the choice of either heaven or hell I'd pick hell every time just so I could do my best to usurp your childish unworthy diety.

[pilgrimpater]

i am getting confused. I am finding it more and more difficult to discern between a spoof and a Christian. Please tell me this bloke is a spoof.

However, in answer to his first question, HE is the very reason why non believers are besotted with religion. As can be seen here it is downright dangerous to mankind.

[SamsonToilet]

And remember he was made in the image of god.

[Faronadriel]

I have never wanted to punch someone in the face more than i do right now.

[ooglesnboogles]

Oh dude stfu, don't make anymore videos you're fucking gross.

[8582Dave]

Would you want to go to heaven and live next to this guy? I think he would even irritate the devil.

[CirnoPreacher94040]

8582Dave -- I would like to go to Heaven regardless of who I see there because I know Heaven has no pain, no sickness, no disease, only pure bliss and joy and happiness for eternity! Hell, on the other hand, is a place full of torment, torture, agony, gnashing of teeth, oh my... I really hope that you don't go there.

[8582Dave]

Granted, any heaven is better than hell. You are assuming that there is a heaven and a hell. That they are mutually exclusive. Not so. There is a third possibility i.e., we die and that's it.

[8582Dave]

Actually there may be other alternatives. Reincarnation,  Valhalla, or any number of made up afterlives. If we are going to play make believe why limit our outcomes?

[nickypeeps]

this looks like something detectives would find on VHS in the house of a serial killer. or like those videos of that fat guy who taped himself committing arson a bunch of times before he blew his brains out

[bl3achR0ckz]

this is a reason im athiest... religious people are fucking crazy. and obviously they are unsure of themselves if they make so many videos trying to tell us athiest how wrong we are. i never bring up religious debates its always they Thiest that causes them when i say im athiest then when i explain my views they STFU!

[LOLNOWAIBISH]

L O L

[winterstellar]

Haha, the fucktard is funny when he makes his "threats" about "Hell" or what ever...it kills me! : )

[DigitalDistort]

This guy is hilarious, i couldnt stop laughing especially when he would get quite and then start yelling out of nowhere or when he would get really close to the camera. whether or not this is a serious video, i found it hilarious

[sojudave]

hahaha. sometimes you're better off letting people suspect you might be a nut, rather than opening your mouth and proving it.

that said...

It would seem that even the most questionable logic, if shouted loud enough with enough emotion, will get some people to cough up enough money that you can buy a computer...

[FalcinNecro]

I am interested in religion cause of people like you. I want to help protect the world from people like you. If you are a comedy channel sorry for the serious post.

[Jeratos]

You went full retard!!!

[Jeratos]

Is this guy for real or is he just acting like a complete retard??? ....Yup he's a retard///

[lacrymologyst]

if there is a God, this video proves his sense of humor is pretty twisted.

[cjdabb]

LOL.. I could only make it two minutes into this. Your a douche bag C-ya :-)

[razeezar]

I'm not going to listen to ten minutes of Mojo Jojo. Not because He's religious, but because he's fucking annoying.

[Lilja20]

LOL Mojo Jojo? Isnt that the monkey in the Powerpuff series?

[helloblah12223]

i loled

[twitchmonkey2]

I'm sorry, but your zealous preacher voice sounds like the result of explosive diarrhea.

[Live4Science]

ok... screaming "hell" and "lake of fire" over and over again won't make this place real. You asked what the atheists problem is? I would have to say that it's the fact that the only evidence ever provided by fundamentalists is to scream "hell" over and over again. Dude, you're a little crazy. If Heaven ment that I would have to spend eternity with crazies like you, I'll take the lake of fire

[RubSomefastOnIt]

haha i love it. god loves you but you will burn in hell. could all of the people who read this please read a book for me, please? its called the god delusion by Richard Dawkins, its the least you religious people could do after cramming your beliefs down everyone's throats for so long. but its not your fault your just brainwashed by your respective cults just like your children will be.

[tonyjones595]

Jesus said that those who call others fools go to hell.

See you there!

[LexMagnum]

yupp thanks for being the living disproof of christianity.

suggested readings: The God delusion, The power of now. how to know God.

God is all loving, thus hell would not exist,

[timmysquidfingers]

This is supposed to be a joke like Edward Current, right? .....Right?

[mitchewawa2]

Its a sin to judge. You are going to hell (If it existed).

[earthypig]

omg, if u r gonna scream like that like the devil, u aren't gonna convert too many people. you sound like you are already being tormented in hell.

[vashadaiisha]

i think i just laughed my head off! can't wait for judgement day, lollollol

[BookEm274]

lol..but he loves you

[Andylocksigma]

Hell would be stuck in heaven with this guy and thousands like him forever and ever.

Im goanna kick back with Einstein and the original line up of guns and roses in hell ;)

[wessabessa]

we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

[vashadaiisha]

Excellent translation, thanks!

[blues260]

lol

Yes i dont beleave in god.

I dont beleave in jesus.

I dont beleave in HELL or in heaven.

Why ?

because there is no evidence for it .. and that what you call evidence ( your bible ) is incorrect and false.

i dont need scarestorys about hell and so on to beleave in a god who accepts genocide and child sacrefice.

[mathern333]

yes, i am christian

[mathern333]

dont press your religion on other people dude

[alexross8]

You chose to view this video.

[0dignity69]

And whosoever shall say. "Thou fool!" shall be in danger of hell fire.

Matthew 10:17

see ya on judgement day buddy... the bible is pretty clear.

[OreoVII]

Lolwut?

[Pamfino]

And this is a spokesperson for the god of LOVE!!!

[KithyKeisari]

LMFAO. Is this what counts as preaching in your country? What a fucking backwater; maybe your voice would have scared people to Christ back in the 9th century, but it makes you look like a fucking lunatic by modern standards. Do you think Jesus spoke to people like that?

SOME atheists are interested in religion because SOME atheists see it as one of the greatest enslavers of humanity, and arguably the greatest card-trick of all time. Some atheists just don't care about it at all though.

[bsphil]

"only fools deny GOD"

As opposed to the smart people who do believe in god without a single solitary shred of objective evidence?

[IWantToBelieve2887]

I can't understand a word he said. All I heard was inane babble!

[TheLiquidLight]

ähmmm... yes...

[dobeeDEE]

Question for you preach. Im not a believer or a non believer. I just want to live my life. If I choose to keep my choice to myself and not tell you about whether I believe or not, will you shut up? Im not trying to convince you your god doesnt exist, so please can you stop convicing me he does? If the day would come and i start believing, then i will tell you and talk to you and all your kind, but until then please stop convincing others, they are not trying to conving you of anything anyways.

[2timmy4u]

My problem is that I actually wasted a few kilobytes of bandwidth loading a couple of seconds into your tripe.

[infinity730]

Ohhh scaryvoice!!

Fuck your god.

[rokitpower5]

lol im not atheist but now i see why yous dont believe in god

[okkima]

"atheists, here is your problem"

Correct, watched only 1 sec of video. This man is clearly our problem.

[tadeogutierrez]

jajajajaja you are really sick preacher!!! but I have to accept you are really amusing. Lunatics are funny.

[spacecoke]

you just proved that you are crazy, well done weirdo. listening to freaks like you is what makes religeon interesting :)

[prdot]

I'm an atheist and I'm not the least bit interested in religion, as a matter of fact, I hate religion, religion is the root of all that is evil,,and wrong.

[sexyenrique]

That music in his videos always drives me nuts