The Ugly Barnacle

[TheKnight190]

kool story broski

tell it again

[cproxable1]

this moved me, but i am sad that the ugly barnacle died

[JiyVayCay]

NOT BIG SURPRISE.

[mels784]

nice story it inspired me ...hahah

[residentevilfreakk55]

this was my favorite bedtime story as a kid :)

[Manunaxho]

This is the greatest story ever.

[devilman337]

This video didn't help 182 people at all.

[darksword793]

Patrick made a better story than twilight.

[SMAXZO]

@darksword793 And in just 14 seconds too.

[LOLanjello]

THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE

[emilyanne524]

this must be about viren

[MrIndianman95]

@emilyanne524 no whale this is about ur fatass

[emilyanne524]

@MrIndianman95 you smell like ass

[MrIndianman95]

@emilyanne524 shut up moby dick

[emilyanne524]

@MrIndianman95 i am goddess and you want me

[GabiJonas93xoxo]

182 people are so ugly that everyone they know died.

[kataangforever2000]

hahahahahahaha...

:)

[pokenation9]

i live my whole life on this story

[yurislapabitch]

this is how the world will end

[ElChicoProductions]

ima tell this story to my kids everyday before bed.

[theawsomedude467]

*sopa removed this comment*

[KittyandMimmy11]

^ Shane Acker in a nutshell

[AdmiralBiach]

Every face book story.

[jeffskid96]

ahhh memories :')

R.I.P nickolodeon

1991-2007

[belloyuri]

@jeffskid96 fuck you

[Twisterf20]

Patrick looks like a pedafile in the thumbnail :3

[gracie34508673]

Its called the wonderful 17,407 people...

Once there were 17,407 wonderful people.

They were so wonderful, 182 people DIED!

The end.. :D

[345kerry]

that didn't help at all

[Sandra3594]

I remember this episode :D

[iMPrOvAfREaK]

182 people are ugly barnacles that are going to die...

[deferdicus]

HAHA STILL BETTER THAN!...oh wait.

[EzioAuditoreDalalala]

he just ruined the end for titanic !!! i was going to watch it!!!



[john70jake]

someday when i have kids, I'm gonna tell'em this story

[Naruhinaluver15]

"everybody died. the end"

that's how Titanic ended too

LOL

[RZAGZAGFKODB]

i heard that the author is currently writing a sequel

[RZAGZAGFKODB]

press 4 repeatedly and you hear a duck

[thehawk347]

keep presign the 7 thts patricks best smile

[joejakeskate2]

the story of my life

[candlejack101]

I wrote a book like thise once..............i failed English class for it

[hyun20005]

better than twi...oh wait

[drutrunks]

am i the only one who came here from k-on ?

[finisterra1216]

... written by Mr. Night Shyamalan.

[CommentALLtheVids]

@finisterra1216 *TWIST ENDING*

[MarshalToy]

1. Write "better than twilight".

2. INSTANT THUMBS

[Theysayimepic]

Listen to patrick ppl. these words of wisdom will help u epic fail :P

[MadQuickScopes]

MAN I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET RICK ROLLED!!!

[AgonizingAubergine]

There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs.

His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't listen.

So, she cut off his thumbs.

Now he has no thumbs.

The End :P

[scaryguy004]

better than anything disneys come up with lately

[danvseverything]

@scaryguy004 phineas and ferp is amazing.

[scaryguy004]

@danvseverything who's ferp? if u mean ferb then phineas and ferb is a good show,bet the rest are stupid

[windchesterfilms]

The Ugly Barnacle Saga

[brandonrohs1]

He was so ugly that....wait everyone die. boom!!!!!!!!!! ending ftw

[hedgehoggy147]

That's what I call a twist ending.

[SkimKimchi]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :D

[sonic76994]

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

[Jonconfusing]

Press 6 to hear the bible in a nutshell

[lisaelrocks123]

@Jonconfusing lies.

[1997Dhruv]

The old SpongeBob is part of my childhood. It was one of the best parts of it too. Bring the old ones back. The new ones are a disgrace to what this show used to be,

[torpedoe12]

@1997Dhruv AGREE!

[SuperFlexiboy]

that didnt help 182 people at all

[Gravityharer782]

want to know what my life is 15 words, ile give you a hint (THIS VIDEO)

[NSwisher15721]

"Everyone died. The end."

Higurashi in a nutshell.

[ChompyRSPS]

Such a happy ending!

[knicks9991]

My HAIR IS ON FIRE MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

[trewerd]

You know what's hilarious? Patrick was in Hunchback of Notre Dame. He was the soldier who threw a tomato at Quasi because he was ugly.

[AvitalzCartoonz]

Here's a touching story.

[snakeboy2009]

I got here from "Find the Computer Room"... XD

[BeyBladeJedi]

then I die and you die. funny

[UnkownVideoCinema]

And everyone died.

[Yaya6193]

My mom used to get so mad when I would tell this story to my sister

[blueraysorcerer]

@Yaya6193

that's because yoru mom's got a plane to catch, and she knows that youre not on it yet.. youre sort of missing the point

[rann809]

MY REACTION TO MINECRAFT

MINECRAFT is the ugliest game

[Kingdomfire551]

@rann809 Lol, graphics arent everything noob

[rann809]

@Kingdomfire551 ik,but minecraft is for noobs....

[TempIate]

@rann809 Minecraft is only fun if you have a creative mind. It is not for the likes of you.

[rann809]

@TempIate well i dont care.

[MovieMan1065]

That must have been one ugly barnacle.

[ChompyRSPS]

This is better than the Harry potter series.

[zeebra71]

press 0 then after he says,the ugly barnacle, press 6

[MrZach388]

funny lol

[pickmeplz100]

better than twilight

[nsdgvsdhfhjdfbd]

@pickmeplz100 ..... like that is even hard to find

[programaster]

@pickmeplz100 But not Twilight Sparkle.

[Tehhornybanana]

The hell dylan ???

[thgehawk141]

bright side: that means the justin bieber in the story died also :D

[andrewquinn413]

A masterpiece, rivalling the genius of Hemmingway and Joyce.

[ShioRiongray]

Did you realize that this is his first video?

[programaster]

COOL STORY BRO

[wussuphere2]

im sorry he died... im sorry they all died

[verinneTBH]

0:02 Queef...? :D

[TheHambone12]

Hard to believe this was from the same woman who gave us "Mare-Do-Well".

[SouthIsawesome4]

wheres 0:13

[TheBEATLESMania100n2]

This story explains Justin Bieber

[TheInstantClassic1]

HA HA HA, What a story Patrick

[xandi309]

Still a better love story than Twilight

[Nvel09]

@xandi309 /watch?v=8JFAW8aqxoo

[TimeForFunGuy]

@xandi309

even though The Ugly Barnacle had nothing to do with love.

[Jcop42]

TV Tropes. That Is All.

[spanishgame]

@Jcop42 Yus. Indeed. TV Tropes, and their unparalleled analysis of this incredibly amazing work of literary genius.

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

Squirdwards Suicide In Nutt Shell

[SuperAwesomeMr]

Justin Biebier"s story..........

[superdadagirl]

nice Patrick



[awesomevids6587]

Moral of the Story: Don't be ugly.

[countrygarrett0718]

YAY TELL ME ANOTHER STORY!

[Gardea42]

justin biebers Story...

[JonHasApples]

B e s T S t o r y  E v e r

[098far]

lolol

[JoshShaps]

Press 2, then 7 for the abridged version.

[Allyspill]

The Ugly Barnacle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Twilight

[garchomp9678]

it's called the pretty barnacle once upon a tme there was a pretty barnacle he was so pretty everyone died

[TJ665]

WHAT A STORY PATRICK.

[JacobMexi]

I listen to this story every time I feel bummed...

[SoLSn1p3r]

anyone hear the fart at 0:11?

[RedoubtWolf]

Press 6 for how Twilight should've ended.

[Giibr4n]

That was a pretty good story i wish that was the story my mom told me when i was younger.

[gymgirllf]

press 9 over and over again, it sound like poop it all

[theJESSiERD]

Thumbs up if this describes your life.

[excareentric]

cool story bro. tell it ag0:00n

[KenSmitty]

Justin Bieber *press 3*

[AlexisMayReynolds]

Sound like spongebob farted at the end, not trying to be immature or anything but IT DID...

[NeoMalarkey]

thanks lemar lol

[davisanti199888]

181 people are familiar of the people that were killed by the ugly barnacle  xD

(Sorry for the bad english)

[MrSteezeTurtle]

This comment is dedicated to all who lost there lives to the ugly barnacle R.I.P

[URUnahuel]

patrick make a better history in 14 seconds that Stephenie Meyer in 4 books

[TimeForFunGuy]

@URUnahuel

heck yeah

[fankyfashionmonkey]

happy end!! XD

[hypersonamyguy]

I hate when they tell stories about Lady GAGA

[tudoproductions]

; ( rest in hell 

[bak1795]

the thumbnail is epic XD

[RadiumFusion]

Chilled sent me.

[bak1795]

@RadiumFusion who cares

[ninjamonkey373]

I used to be ugly, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Jarocny585]

ONE THERE WAS AN UGLY BEIBER. HE WAS SO GAY THAT EVERYONE DIED. THE END

[c0indropALVIN]

No, I did not come here because of Chilled. I came here because I just love Spongebob

[gonzalez239]

my fav bedtime story of all time

[raze10066]

they all died omg what f...

[MineStg2]

Who came here because of Chilled?!?!?

[EnvyX2]

CHILLED!!!!!!!!!!

[CriousGamers]

They...They all died? :(

[J1KTheGamer]

@CriousGamers yup :'(

[Abramus5250]

@CriousGamers Yes. Yes they did, oh Awesome One.

[beastingitt]

@CriousGamers sadly, yes they all died chilled

[DollsandaLotMore]

@CriousGamers 101st thumbs up what do i get?

[JokaChewbacca]

@CriousGamers yes happyly

[TheNamesWolf]

@CriousGamers oh hi chilled

[roxasxdarknessx]

@CriousGamers The end :)

[ThornyYT]

@CriousGamers Chilled! What are you doing on this Spongebob video?

[jonykid209]

At 0:11 sponge bob shat his pants.

[AWrootbeer111]

"Everyone always told me that we're all beautiful on the inside...

But what do you do when you're so ugly, that everyone dies?"

The Ugly Barnacle: The Movie... Coming soon to theaters.

[201stars]

@AWrootbeer111 lmfaoo yes. omgg

[St8gHoSt15]

there is no 13 seconds

[mariomegaman]

@predators41 What's wrong with you?...T_T

[chriskrono1191]

181 people are so ugly and die

[Sammie2517]

Spongebob is on as I type this :D

[sickweirdo]

Plot of Death Note everybody!

[VINNYCAR1]

if you think spongebob is only for children then u can go hang yourself

[elhombredelsiglo]

sounds so much better in spanish

[RaiRai214]

Who else is has been watching Spongebob clips nonstop for about an hour?

[crazypotatoinc]

I watched this episode back when it was originally airing, but only just now have I realized that this is a reference to Shakespeare, isn't it? It's even funnier when you understand what the show is making fun of :D

[arrestedeveloper]

Better than Shakespeare! Bravo Mr. Star!

[Allyspill]

I wrote this as a paper asignment for my written class.

Got an A.

[Twisterf20]

pause @ 0:10 patrick's troll face

[TheBeazerMH]

LeBron travelled.

[terryandmari]

i've only saw the movie of this story

[madlibsluver]

I'm writing a story about an ugly barnicle for french class...

[MrDashalo]

why is ther 2,000,000 veiws???

[pumpkingirl915]

@MrDashalo Cause Spongebob is boss. Well, it use to be.

[xXxEaStEr43BuNxXx]

Great story

[Hpoint0]

180 people werent set to wombo

[ScorpioLetsPlay]

It is in german very much better. Sorry.

[TheAlden025]

press 2 wait for him to say once there was a ugly barnacle then press 7

[laurazwags]

0:08 for the entire summary of Macbeth. lol : )

[Hozak]

@laurazwags  Thats Hamlet!

[laurazwags]

@Hozak XD lol, that too. : )

[PUNCHD0NKEY]

@laurazwags Nicely done sir.

[laurazwags]

@PUNCHD0NKEY I'm a girl but thank you. : )