Hi, I'm TWILIGHT and I'm TRUE BLOOD

[sirnavin]

Thumbs up if you actually looked up vHarmony.com. lol

[thejoachimk]

It's not TV! It's HBO!

[KidOnTheNet]

It's concerns me that this is probably your only video any females aged 13-17 watch. Says something about vampire fanatics ._.

[danielssyrek]

This is exactly why I was so disappointed with the movie "Vampires Suck". They were so fixated on making fun of Twilight that they totally dropped the ball on the opportunity to make it seem even more ridiculous by comparing it with other vampire mass-media like True Blood. The person who did this clip is a genius!

[Faustspoodle]

Then Buffy stakes both of them, and her Harry Dresden and Myself go on wacky adventures with all the various comic book characters. Yea...

[trufrog]

Funny! Best vamp is bill Compton - true blood always!

[adarkstar0]

that was great!

[nikki4u22]

Love it!

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

I have those Twilight dolls

[juandacharroninja]

@TheNextAvrilLavigne I wish you use them as voodoo dolls

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@juandacharroninja I'm saving that for those fucking Justin Bieber dolls on the market.

[TerranWinter]

He should have said the winner was Stephan Salvatore. so random

[RajkumariMaahi]

@TerranWinter *Stefan

[TallCaliGurl]

Why didn't I find this video sooner!

[edhatboy]

I ♥ it

[cosmobabae2009]

This is funny!

[octbaby88]

U guys should do one with Buffy, Angel and Spike...

[AFLoneWolf]

Funny how Bill Compton looks exactly like Karl Urban from Star Trek

[erzan]

Where is Buffy when you need here. I feel sorry for the young girls and women of today...

[rabbitholegirl1]

Fantastic!!! Bill 

[vivatdk65]

aww were is randomgal ?

[DeadpoolDog]

Ah, where's Blade when you need him?

[DeadpoolDog]

Hang on, don't vampires have this whole seduction/hypnosis thing, thats not love and they dead, that necrophilia. Dude, do people really enjoy that kind of thing EWWW!!

[SuperWillHatch]

Sookie's accent isn't really down, but another good job nonetheless. :)

[finmagik]

I don't know my vampire in my novel is only 91 years old, has half a high school education a slight resemble of Micheal Cera and low place on the vampire totem pole. Also I have one vampire who turned after syphilis scarred his face and eaten his nose off. One who's a hunchback, am midget and The Master vampire of San Franciso well when she was human back in China parents bound their daughters feet, crippling them so they could have land rich husbands..yep.

[ninjaspartankx55]

ItsJustSomeRandomGuy had done the impossible.

He made Twilight watchable.

And from that point forward throughout the rest of time,whenever men rode forward to do videos with action figures for good or for great parody's they did so under the watchful eye of the man who made the worst vampire movie watchable.they were driven forward by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy theman who had become the new GOD OF PARODY'S.

[highspeedheadbanger]

@ninjaspartankx55 kratos aproves tis messge

[jakeb1997]

Gee, I hope no one curses me with immortal sexiness!

[movieplusjoo]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[adelagarza72]

The Kristen Stewart doll actually looks better and more animated the the real Kristen Stewart...

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

@adelagarza72 K Stew sucks but I'm all for Twilight and True Blood

[SmashLiXs]

i feel sorry knowing he had to get twilight dolls to do this stuff. unless it belongs to randomgal. don't know what to say about true blood though since i don't know much about it

"i would kill you if you weren't already dead"

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

True Blood is about as bad as I thought Twilight was before I actually saw Twilight.

Now, I'm not sure anything can be as bad as Twilight was, but True Blood still sucks.

[CaptainOats74]

lol!!

[lolloooo]

"Edwaaaard, take miiiiii".....".... to the meadow?".. HAHAHAHA XD

[witchcraft1994]

Alucard should be the presenter :D

[rabbitholegirl1]

So so funny!!

[wvubsik]

Awsome

[mboym2007]

Ok, i did not expected this to be so funny. :))

[CanaryKeeper]

"Bill!"

"Sookeh..."

*glomp*

XDDDD

[rabbitholegirl1]

HBO & TB. What more could we want?  Bill rules!! Altough have to admit the Edward doll looked pretty real indeed.

[sharkie15893]

"Bill!" "Sookeh...!"

[visceralguy]

TRUE BLOOD!  TRUE BLOOD! TRUE BLOOD!

[TwilightThailand]

"it's not TV. it's HBO!" "hehhhh !"

Goshhhh you're right sookie! xD btw,i love both

[JamesSCassidy]

OM NOM NOM Yeah I think this might be the one. NOM NOM NOM NOM.

Best vampire line ever.

[SalvageB292]

Dracula. 'Nuff said

[eartianwerewolf]

Wow awesome dolls! and I just love the way Bill says Sookie XD!

[1aundulxaldin]

Hellsing all the way baby.

Crispin Freeman who also does Durarara's Shizuo.

Nuff said.

[Hlhud]

"I'm sorry, all I heard was 'I get to live forever and have eternal youth, be above the law, and date girls who look like this'."

Wait, you mean to say that Edward...betrayed the law? ;)

[kaidoimaru]

How many "action figures" XD do U have? amazing!

[UltimateDeadpool]

It's sad if he actually had to buy those dolls, lol.

[63shirochan]

rofl love this!! keep up the awesome work!!

[supakawaiikitti]

LOVE THIS! So good and so funny!

Haha, Sookie is so perky! I love the description of Bill on the FML part :D

[taffysaur]

yr bill compston's almost as good as yr stan lee. =0)

i think i would i like to be a vampire tho. i often think that wheile watching true blood.

'forever handsome eternity sex' X0D

[taffysaur]

haha.

BILL!

SOOKEH!

[ninjaspartankx55]

Y'know i was expecting Blade to jump in at The End and say:

"Fuck you Edward!"

"Fuck you Bill!"

"Damn you Bella!"and Sookie...

your all right.(;

[CupcakeandWildpaw]

I know nothing about True Blood, so not much to say about it. I do like Twilight, though.

Aaaand cue rage comments! :D

[Doctor4077]

Summary: they both suck

Now wasn't that easy?

[Conspirator19]

Forgive me for being old fashioned (and by old fashioned I mean the 90's), but...

Forget all these new Vamp shows and stuff, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER+ANGEL FTW!!

Oh, okay and maybe a dash of Hellsing while I'm on the subject

[Teressii]

-I.. I don't think you can do that on TV.

-Oh, it's not TV... It's HBO.

:D Perfect

[Hontaish]

"Bill!"

"Sookehh"

CRASH

[SassyLex18]

lmao

[360Nomad]

6:12 Blade crashes through the roof and vaporizes every gay ass vampire in the room. The End.

[Mijeme123g]

to the meadow where we can lie down and look at each other?

[mpizao]

Achei chato pra cacete.

[REDV120652]

True blood and twlight make vampires look bad

[sheepykat09]

@glassesfreak: how come?

[Kersey475]

I wanted Deadppol to suddenly pop out of nowhere in the ending and kill everybody.

[booblla]

Is it just me or does the Bill doll look a bit like an Evil Charlie Sheen?

[cuband8]

lol

[reivenlocke]

They're both the same now except True Blood is Twilight for pillowbiters and carpetmunchers.

[TheCTFxCLovers]

"Its not TV, Its HBO! " ♥

[sheepykat09]

I have the Alice doll! I'm going to get the Bella and Edward doll later! TWILIGHT ROCKS!!!!

[glassesfreak]

@sheepykat09 Ouch, that sucks.

[TheViceIT]

@sheepykat09 Go shoot yourself...

[Spike1885]

sookie's red outfit was actually oddly dead on no pun intended for this week's episode.. :D foreshadowing

[jlopez412]

True Blood FTW! Twilight can suck it!

[Featboxer]

you play with Barbies? WTF?

[TheViceIT]

@Featboxer He obviously bought for this skit dumbass. Your not the brightest person are you?

[TwistedDarling]

That was F- ing hilarious! (No pun intended... I swear...)

[eternalkick]

bella: dont you want to eclipse my newmoon

edward: bella!

i would do that nonstop

[sinbd]

dude. i feel sorry for you man. you had to buy twilight toys.

[CheIsCrazy]

This is best! I love it! LOL :D

[Genesislinx]

"Do you like the American accent but wish it were more awkwardly forced?"

LOL

[limitless69]

hi im here for the blood bath umm no this is vharmo- yeah yeah thats the one

[PornStar2823]

dont you want to eclipse my new moon... bella... fine dont worry im breaking dawn anyways! :D hahahaha

[singxplayxdance]

Hahahhahah that was awesome

[cola1301]

really really outstanding Job!!! This is so funny i got stomach cramps. Please keep it up. LMFAO

[autumn2199]

woow lol that was finny kinda it was also kinda stupit

[PuppetMaster822]

Rogue why is your hair blond?

[Diggy22]

shoot me now. *hangs head low*

[ddelfao]

" hey, if being undead means being like you two then.. F. MY. LIFE!!! "

[salinas1ist]

dear edward WTF!!! are you wearing makeup????!?!? hill billy are funny;D

[evilpellu]

where are belmonts when needed ?

[MrCoyvictor]

bella: I think you can not do that on tv

sookie: this is not TV this is HBO!!!!!!!

[amithysts]

SOOKEH! XD

[ThePsych123]

I was totally expecting the Hulk to show up at the end. Or Deadpool at any moment :)

[turtlemeg10]

The announcer guy's sarcasm is the best part.

"And the winner is....ME."

[hgs25]

True blood is much better than twilight.

[SIMPDUDE]

@hgs25 and yet they both suck ass.

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

@hgs25 True Blood is just R rated Twilight, don't lie to yourself.

[edrialsheila]

The trueblood lady was the actor who played rogue from x-men

[lantripamy93]

Although the barbie dolls kinda freaked me out at first, this is pure genius!!!

[SmashLiXs]

"i would kil you if you weren't already dead" we al feel that way

[worldends08]

I was searching for True Blood parodies & this was at the top of the list!

[LDNisYourCorndogs]

TRUE BLOOD! Let's go. Eric is smexy. Edward dates teenagers and goes to high school. coughs.

[brookeworm18]

Sheer GENIUS!!!! XD

[gaoutlaw]

I know next to nothing about True Blood, and even less about Twilight..but I asked my niece, who has read the books but isn't dreamy eyed about it like so many others, and she said the portrayal and dialogue of Bella is spot on.

[kinglegault]

I would kill u if u weren't already dead lol that kills me every time lol

[karnnameless]

lol i was really expecting edward to yell "I FUCKING SPARKLE DUDE" and win the competition

[glassesfreak]

@karnnameless You mean lose.

[TableKMusicVideos]

That was awesome

[eastwing329]

This is what should have been said by the girls: are you a pretentious, horrible person who dicks around with a perfectly nice guy while acting like an offensive codependent women?

[FangTaleFilms]

I love True Blood. Thank you

[dwfan6995]

"Powerful, Unstoppable, Lord of the Vampires."

"Uhhh... Stephanie Meyer."

"I would kill you if you weren't already dead." LOL

[MissEm181]

Lol!! The Bill doll looks like charlie sheen...

[ImmortalfireTheMod]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!

[Rikindi5600]

ROFL THIS IS GENIUS!

[FrostyFeever]

eclipse my new moon lmao love that!!!

[smartblonde07]

"Uhhhh...Stephanie Meyer."

"I would kill you if you weren't already dead."

[smartblonde07]

I love how one of Bill's favorite things is "Playing Wii Golf." hahahaha XD

[LalakiProductions]

The Bella doll looks like Rebecca Black.

[crazygirl1502]

If true blood owns twilight.

[TheEdward4ever]

you should a robot chicken-style show out your sketches lol that would be AWESOME!

[samprastherabbit]

Ever have a look at BBC's Being Human?

[IAMSKINJA]

i was hopeing alucard from hellsing would come and kill them

[AkihiroHattori52455]

Sookie: Find love for all eternity at v--

Random Guy: Yeah I'm here for the bloodbath buffet?

Sookie: Uh...no, I'm sorry. This is vHarmony?

Random Guy: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one. Okay, this way guys! Let's see if true love really exists.

Sookie and Bella: Aww.

ROFL!

[esalvatore111]

I like True Blood more than Twilight. The F! My! Life! thing is awesome! So funny!

[selzmonster]

......and mispronouncing his girlfriend's name hahahahaha

[Evilseed1]

well Bill's life sucks even more now because he and Sooki are broken up and assuming the series stays close to the books they ain't getting back together any time soon if ever

[JDBW]

You should do a sequal of this with the Werewolves from twilight and true blood for when the Breaking Dawn trailer comes out, and have BLade make a cameo

[MissEm181]

Lmao! I love this!! Trueblood ftw!! Because the only thing that sparkles is Lafayette(:

[TheChanges23]

Its amazing that the Bella doll is more of a character than Bella in the films. :p And where's the episode with Sam and Jacob? That already looks like it would be hilarious..

[nettdama]

6 morgages AND an X-wife that looks like the HULK? he has my vote.

[MsNorrell12]

SUKEEH!!

[Peter200000000007]

I love the whole

Bill!

Sookie!!!

Rape Tackle

[metalmanky306]

@Peter200000000007 yeah but someone should find a way to spell sookie the way he pronounces it... the point doesn't really get across otherwise lol

maybe it can look japanese... suke!

[Peter200000000007]

@metalmanky306 Suike Maybe? 

[Peter200000000007]

@Peter200000000007 Either way it reminds me of almost every Con with rabid fan girls........and a couple guys I know act like this too XD

[Maximillionaire666]

True Blood is way better than Twilight in my opinion.

Twilight sucks balls!!!

True Blood has balls!!!

[oliviaxreed]

my life has sucked since blah blah blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[JackPackRec]

i hope no one curses me with immortal SEXINESS!!!

[Lucine1986]

Thank you for this :D

[SayianWizard]

Bella: I...I...I

Shananay: Bitch got more stutter than Micheal J. Fox.

LMAO!!!!

[rosey4exclaim]

This is an epic win! xD

[kalella]

ha ha

[mitch3046]

Thanks everyone hope you are all excited as I'm pretending to be .lol

[white348711]

i thought i heard 'F MY WIFE' thank god i was wrong lol

[theboardchairman]

Hahahah I love this video. It is hilarious.

[ZaannJacquelyn]

lmfao this is just brilliant

[eastwing329]

Well thank you girls. You just turned a whole bunch of women into a bunch of dinner meals.

[eastwing329]

@eastwing329 geez where is Blade when you need him?

[pipergrl1]

powerful, unstoppable, lord of the vampires...uh stephine meyers...i would kill u if you werent already dead. hahahahahahahaha. fuckin histarical

[pipergrl1]

i loved that i watched it like 20 times

[dotcake]

To the meadow where we can lie down... And look at each other...

[BabylonWhore666]

SOOKEH! Lol his series is ripe for takign the piss.

[RankoTheDark]

Those bastards have nothing to be sad about....

[TheLegendOfNeloCove]

LMFAO :p

[mrdropkicker1]

I know that technically anime doesn't count but alucard could kick both their asses.

[DemonicRemption]

@mrdropkicker1 WHADDA YA MEAN "TECHINALLY ANIME DOESN'T COUNT?" Vampires are vampires dude regardless o whether they're portrayed in a novel, anime, cartoons, or life action T.V.

But yes I do agree with you...

[Newie69MK]

Where the hell was Deadpool? I was hoping he'd pop up out of nowhere to kill both the vampires and make a his usual but awesome 4th wall breaking comments...but Blade would have been cool as well.

[DiamondGina]

Lets face it True Blood >>>>> Twilight

[JaredThaJa]

TVD beats both, it has actual Substance.

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

@JaredThaJa . . .I think you just said crap is better than both trash and garbage

[couplingfan15]

189 People don't know how to take a joke. I love True Blood yet i think this is freakin hilarious

[Laerke2007]

I LOL'ed

[Abigane]

Where the hell is Blade????

[shawnspeed3]

My God that was funny!

[teamedward14]

It's not TV- it's HBO!

[ReplicatorFifth]

188 people are Twi-hards

[ReplicatorFifth]

"now a scene from next episode: the women they love are in love with someone else but, can we really feel sorry for them when they look like *dramatic reveal* OH SHUT THE HELL UP!" <-- what most guys are like. :D