5SF Presents: Special Edition Rerelease

[sn0m0ns]

Why does the Alien have to be Purple what the Heck you guys are sooo Prejudice!

[sn0m0ns]

RoboDog= One of my Favorites (Original of course!)

[almostoymachine]

This is my English teacher. Holy fuck.

[existtraiesc]

my mom walked over me while me watching this video. and walked about ... really uncomfortable.

[hazahaxa]

I bought one of their shirts and got AIDS...

[davethehostage]

Oooooooh I get it. Well played, Brian Firenzi-Lucas.

[Nicholsontlhs]

You know this is all the power of digital technology using new fangle blueray-whatsits and haveyous and plugins and poopons and things like that.

[Iseeisees]

Woooaaahh 55 555 views :O Wwoooaaaahhh!!

[KVC5197]

that was tomska lol

[GrahamGRA]

"Have a glass of whatever you've got next to you."

> Single-malt Scotch

Sure thing Brian!

[yeagsontilt]

Meesa friend you so hard!

[clancym1]

oh god, i fucking lost it on the "noooooo" bit.

but brian, you severely disappointed me. samuel l. jackson was nowhere to be seen in these digitally remastered versions of your old films. nor was there a single black man, nor any kids holding light sabers. in fact, not a single person that wasn't a jedi had a light saber.

might as well rename them "actual cinematic achievements" if you're not gonna whore yourself out and make shitty movies with no story.

[MegaAstroFan18]

Ah, love the people QQing about SW Spec. Eds. They're so close-minded, nostalgia addicted and stupid.

[SeeDMT]

Brians really let himself go

[TheAce187]

i love you guys but who in the hell would buy a shirt that says "give him aids"

[astroboomboy]

@TheAce187 I want that shirt

[LeftCleft]

'let's make this kid friendly' ....you turn the mangina into an alien but you don't take out the word 'shit'?! Seems reasonable.

[khaithianthang]

his neck shown " forever alone " ?

[BigBobsh2o]

hahahaha love how they ripped on George Lucas. 

[TheBamBamPanda]

you should upload the special edition videos by themselves sometime. I really just want to watch absence of the towels special edition over and over.

[MrPsykokiller13]

dat neck

[Kingcobra752]

This is worth like...

*Thinks for a moment and realizes he's horrible at math*

Like a BILLION OF THEIR VIDEOS!

[THECOMMUNIST19]

I want that Dr. Eye shirt!!!!

[DougsPenguin]

I feel dirty for having seen the winking. So...dirty...

[lipowykruk]

The music used here is Gustav Holst's "Planets: Mars, Bringer of War" if someon is interested.

[Organell]

@lipowykruk dat John Williams, plagiarizer

[theCameraman99]

Dear God, it's more than 8 seconds long... *Head Explodes*

[MrSeanlamkins]

That shirt is the coolest way to get suspended from school haha

[KungFooFighter90]

28 dislikes...nice try George Lucas

[eviltube1111]

loool its george lucas ruining 5 second vids after he ruined starwars

[karatechopgeo]

Want a Doctor Eye T-shirt.

[RockerDuk]

best geoge lukas impression

[101cheesewiz]

ugg stop showing this guy he is waisting my time

[DMDmusic027]

BETTER THAN AIDS

[martindanny]

he.. has.. no.. throat.

[bubmario]

Whiskey, beer, pain-killers, and 8:00. Comedy gold!

[johnx54]

no this can't be. theirs no 8:13 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Ooooooo-ooooooooo-OO

[BenBandana]

his neck.. HIS NECK..

WHAT

WHAAAAAAAAAT

[Allidor985]

@BenBandana Its brian in a costume lol

[133tOwnage]

@BenBandana hes making fun of george lucas... thats how George's neck looks

[a66448579]

@BenBandana oh god i knew something was wrong with his face

[halfmanhalfmetal]

I've always questioned why George Lucas would fashion his beard in a way that makes his neck fat more prominant.

[Nameless164]

Did anyone else think they were going to be reredited?

[Chucktanium]

Sigh. Send him all the pussy I guess, guys. He wants all of it.

[babar9721]

@Chucktanium He deserves all of it ! Even dogs on hot summer days.

[lastnightmarify]

@Chucktanium but but...mr fluffums..

[GrimesFilms]

could someone give me a link to the actual video of george doing this? or was this made up? lol

[Cybertitan129]

by "crack team" you mean a team you payed with crack, right?

[trje246]

as technology moves so fast, and imagination is dead in society, they should remake the remake like everyone else seems to be doing

[Liteboyiam]

THANK YOU... the revisions SUCK. this is hilarious.

[Kippra]

He sounds like Ernie!

[CCDarkable]

It's like George Lucas...

EXCEPT AWESOMER

[boomerxxx]

I love you!

[XxLightningTxX]

The special edition of late for work was actually funnier!

[SicStoneknot]

O_O NEED. THAT. SHIRT.

[ErmDNB]

too long, didin't hear

[BiGTiMeNeRD007]

too much talking...wtf

[rcon1012]

@BiGTiMeNeRD007 this isn't even anything...

[BurglaryoftheSenses]

@BiGTiMeNeRD007 Evidently, you've got the attention span of a dead snail.

[BiGTiMeNeRD007]

@BurglaryoftheSenses Yeah .... wait, what'd you say?

[lkpcs]

Just send me all the pussy!

[tubeyoukonto]

bark

[tomernechmad1997]

like a blowjob from a dog on a hot summer's day 2:35

[maxmusicyo]

the origional death ray was better. =]

[cooldude1886]

still surprised you got away with the towel joke

[Thompson1337]

God dammit robo dog is so good

[McSpizzy]

Okay, for that last one, I will send him all the cats I can find.

It was actually good.

[Pliskkenn]

I didnt want to murder Lucas before. But now I do. How strange.

[SkwerlBergamot]

how'd they get harland williams to play old brian firenzi

[kristofferlc]

sxephil made me subscribe... I'm glad he did... :P

[MrColter51]

He reminds me of Seth Rogen....

[OutcastAngelV]

5:30 WHY DIDNT I LISTEN DAMNIT?! someone is going to flag that xD

[BradSk88]

there's a "5secondfilms.c­om"?

[CoolKabbage]

@BradSk88 There's been one for years.

[ElectroNerd93]

i like the part when he uses digital technology

[4104jake]

Mom walks in, "HOOKER SLAVE LEIAS", >.< 

[4104jake]

How does Brian have better humor in "real life" than in the special editions?

[DTGducttape]

@PKJerry

[Zerophoenix277]

Digital technology.

[tv16bit]

You have to watch this video in 1080p as it was truly intended

[IamBakaSan]

also late for work was the only one worth REALLY watching lol

[IamBakaSan]

Press 5 for Poop ons

[huswsimonbla]

The last "special edition" took the cake nice way to pick on georges "great changes" on the original triology!

[cannibalsrcul]

great now i've got to find PKJerry's comment

[ThunderEwokB]

Like blow job from... whaaaat?

[ChayaKnight]

just send me... all the pussy

[markdewilt]

press 4!

not much bro, ty for asking!

[MrDoucherson]

Hold 9 for Parkinson's disease

[cclose27]

Hahahaha @ the 2 moons in Robodog.

[starwarsagent]

You're all a bunch of Lucas, bashing, haters. I see em all the time. Your late to work special edition was better than the original, so that MUST tell you something. Please get original and stop getting rich off George Lucas by using his ideas.

[Afroknas]

@starwarsagent But why NOT get rich off Geore Lucas by using his ideas?

[ilovemusic1194]

@starwarsagent hahaha your a real loser huh?

[DamJeu42]

Booyakasha!

[cuecumber22]

5:31 What does he say when he run past the kitchen? :o

[Kirinet]

@cuecumber22 "Would you fuck me John? I'd fuck me so hard"

[cuecumber22]

@Kirinet Ok, ty :)

[zalom1modur]

@cuecumber22 would you fuck me john?

[Gary94w]

They took my beer, but they can't take my painkillers

[MissBleedBack]

Okay, it would be nice if we actually got a new video now.

[Drjusmar]

@HurrFru

They are lampooning star wars being rereleased on bluray and "enhanced with digital technology". They are saying that the digital tech makes it tons better and the originals were shut. Brian is acting like George Lucas and being lazy as he thinks that just adding some random cgi makes it crazy good. 5sf used their hits just like Lucas used star wars.

[whoo689]

494 second film. heh

[offdaheez]

cant wait for the re-rerelease to come out!

[RhynoGaming]

This is my 6th time watching this. I don't care, I'll make it 7 later.

[pwnzorgod]

When i saw this in my sub box, i thought he re-did all of the special edition episodes that were released the past week. That probably wouldve been pretty genius

[Jerakal]

God I hope George Lucas dies.

[crossxfuse]

this digital technology is amazing.

[HerrFru]

I still don't get it.

I hope there will be a re-release of the re-release so i can hopefully analyze it more and get the jokes.

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

The last remastering is the perfect punch line to the entire week. Great job

[Verendus0]

Wait, how does one mail pussy?

[NateDurkee]

hahaha jokes on him! i was on my ass from the beginning!

[theheckwithit]

that neck is just, god i can't stare for so long!!!!

[xPickle89x]

Just send me all the pussy.

[RighteousLoaf]

wtf... 5 seconds?

[RighteousLoaf]

wtf... 5 seconds?

[Frogmanzmeister]

how'd they manage to get george lucas to play brian firenzi?

[DornDaniel]

@Frogmanzmeister

DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY!

[Dodes15]

@Frogmanzmeister they didn't manage to get george lucas to play brian firenzi, they used today's digital technology, that's why you were so blown away by the performance

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

@Dodes15 ha! nice.

[Frogmanzmeister]

@Dodes15 lol

[OutcastAngelV]

@Frogmanzmeister lawl

[PKJerry]

this spacial edition is so lame compare to the ordinary 5SF videos, i hope they'll stop it and bring the good videos back on.

[AsuraOmni]

@PKJerry You didn't get the joke, did you?

[AsuraOmni]

@PKJerry You didn't get the joke, did you? 

[PKJerry]

@AsuraOmni i got the joke, its still not funny as the ordinary 2SF

[stopeatingthepizza]

@PKJerry 2SF?

[CoolKabbage]

@PKJerry I really don't think you got the joke fully.

[ICE117649]

@AsuraOmni

what did he said

[CraigSpannier]

@PKJerry you're right bro, these vids are way to spacial, they need to maximize and make them smaller

[coreyownz]

@PKJerry Its making fun of george lucas dumb ass

[Cagethemonkey1819]

@PKJerry Someone is mentally retarded aren't they -_-

[Cagethemonkey1819]

@PKJerry Someone is mentally retarded aren't they -_- There making fun of george Lucas for re doing the starwars series :P

[yalosabia22]

Oh my god the last one is fucking brilliant.

[BullzEye14]

this is much more than 5 seconds

[oilboyy]

@BullzEye14 *double take* :O

[golfjew23]

they r all amazing  the old ones tho

[generallemur]

in what way is 5sf a family brand?

[Tellmeimaninja]

@generallemur cough cough that's part of the joke cough

[dakotatyler2]

hahaha george lucas

[GameFreakDude]

why is your neck fake

[VectoRaptor]

Does this come out on Blu-Ray?

[Theskittlemouse]

*WOULD YOU FRIEND ME JOHN* *lets be friends now* *MESIA FRIEND ME SO HARD*

[SlyCooperFan1]

I signed up for 5 second films. Where the hell are my 5 second films.

[CoolKabbage]

@SlyCooperFan1 You didn't sign up for anything.

[martnik]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo

[therustygeartube]

This is awesome!

[carsismeZ06]

Did anybody else think their screen froze @8:02?

[DevilMalice]

WHAT THE FUCK, WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN EWOKS?!!?!?!?!?!?

[prize97]

they should rerelease the rereleases with 3 days newer digital technology

[spalooch45]

ALL THE PUSSY

[ColdmirrorFan01]

at first i thought it would be a remake from last week's remakes - would've been awesome

[PolSwed]

Suprised was Brian when he opened the door the next day to see that there was no P***y but it was Ewan McGregor with a train.

Ok, how many got that?

[Melissa9850]

NO! give him AIDS :D

[Dafoodmaster]

IT IS TIME FOR ZE PUPPET!

[Dafoodmaster]

@Dafoodmaster ZE PUPPET NAO!

[Ch0c0Face]

It's amazing how he does it with a straight face.

[bbruinenberg]

Well, you can clearly see that when he is sober he is at his best. Monday until Thursday were pieces of ####### but Friday was indeed just amazing. The only bad thing about this video is that it's over 8 minutes. nooo oooooooo oooooooooo oooooooo oooooooo ooooooooo oooooo

[crdv13]

Digital technology

[Darthsantana]

wait is the guy really dead?

[XBrandonXMassacreX]

Anybody else see the two suns in the Robodog? Lmao

[Dan1loBr]

On Robodog (3:33) he says "shit" and then they change it to "shucks" ò,o

NOT A SINGLE SECOND REFILMED HUH, MR FIRENZI?

[Cnd0r]

@Dan1loBr That's the joke...

[Dan1loBr]

@Cnd0r I was intentionally too gullible :P

[TheYellag]

See the lack of views thanks to youtube and it's bloody sub box!

[Wolfitoish]

All the pussy