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  • i wonder why its so funny when RSU fucks with Chris Dodd....Daily Show does it too...but these guys have it down to a science.

  • "...oh good Lord I swear to God there's something wrong with you."

  • The song is so awful it's genius.

  • Good assessment!! How are you two wild and crazy guys? Sparkles here in coldddddddd Colorado!

    Still Love McCain best!!!!!!! Did you see the McCain video on Mike Christian. She was a strange moderator. Raw though!

  • dunlap finally found his true calling and he just has too much love

  • FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT,08"

  • now we all learned something today we all learned this way rap is terrible

  • You forgot to mention she is a closet dyke.

  • Ron Paul

  • i wonder if jackie went to the doctor, or if he would comment on his band aid or if he owns the little convience store he says he does, what kind of health insurance and premiums does he have????especially being a drinker & a smoker????????

  • one of the best updates in awhile!

  • the rap was fucking hilarious omfg lol XD!!!

  • "rubbin' on my scrotium"

  • jackie has a band aid on his nose,if he goes through the medical system he may change his views about national health care, may be even vote for hillary??

  • Does anybody know if that band aid is real or a gag?

  • Jesus knows.

  • Did you see the video where he showed his 'scar'? Going to the doctor is for rich people. Real men just suck it up, or if it's really bad, put a band-aid on it, and drink some Jack.

  • Yea, vote for Hillary if you want someone even worse than Bush who'll flush the rest of our freedoms down the toilet. Socialized health care- give every poor person the same shitty bureaucratic system. Take away the incentive for good doctors from around the world to come here because they wont be able to make enough money to pay off their med school bills. We don't need to give free health care to everyone, just people who can't afford it.

  • wow....socialized health is the future. USA is the only Western country not to have it. France, Britain, and Canada are fine....

    and how could you possibly agree with corporations taking care of your health insurance? All they want is money...they don't give two shits about you.

  • And your answer is for the government to control it? Have you ever been to the DMV? And hey, if you need a heart transplant, where are you gonna go to get it? Not Canada, France, or Britain, thats for sure.

  • I'm an American living in England and can tell you that socialized health care is very bad. That corporate money that you think is bad is what drives the US health system which makes it better than any other. Just look at how bad the education system is in the US and tell me if you want your health care to just as bad?

  • The problem with the idea of government-run health care is this: the government doesn't give two shites about you either. They're worse, even. Our health care costs being "out of control" are for two reasons: government intervention in health care itself (mostly thanks to Medicaid) and government intervention in the value of the dollar (inflation). Welcome to government-run anything...a disaster.

  • Actually, the only problem people have with Hillary is her liberalism (which half of America like), she's Bill's wife (stupid reason), her foriegn policy (IE staying in Iraq, and maybe go into Iran), and the fact that she has planted questions and uses millions of her dollars to look great.

  • Thats the only problem? lol, thats like 4 problems. Hillary voted for the war and then turned around a year later and said the war was wrong. And she supported action against Iran, another country that never attacked us. Thats what liberalisim is in foreign policy and why Bush is not a true conservative and neither are any of the top GOP candidates.

  • Okay, the only problems.

    Are you saying that liberals just like to start wars? Because Bill was a liberal, and he never started a war. The only thing close was Kosovo.

    Bush not a true conservative? Well, what is a "true" conservative?

  • A liberal foreign policy interventionist (JFK & Vietnam, Bay of Pigs) & Nation building (Bush-Iraq & Afghanistan) Bill didn't start a war he just did policing operations w/out declaring war-(Somalia, Kosovo)

    Did you know that 60% of the targets that were hit during the bombing campaign in Belgrade, Yugoslavia were civilian targets?

    Conservatives r historically non-interventionist. The Republicans these days r Neocons, but there's nothing conservative about large govt., huge spending

    & deficits.

  • Vietnam was under Eisenhower, Bay of Pigs was against Kennedy's orders.

    I didn't know that, I'd like to see your source. The point is he didn't start a war, just tried to solve it.

    Censoring speech and telling people how to act is conservative, which is what the neocons do very well. I don't know the budget before Kennedy, but every Republican since then caused a defecit or made it worse. Large government is conservative, it's also socialist, depends on the matters.

  • Vietnam was a small police operation under Eisenhower. Kennedy ESCALATED it. It was under many presidents, thats not the point. The Bolshevik rev. was left-wing but it very much restricted free speech & increased govt. control. Same thing w/ China & Cambodia & Venezuela. Taliban r conservative, so were Nazi's, although they were actually National Socialists. Either way ur confusing traditional conservatives w/neocons. Theres a huge difference. Same thing w/ FDR Libs & John Edwards libs.

  • Conservative in the United States means Following the Constitution. There are plenty of FAKE definitions and meanings out there and no shortage of people who would rewrite history to prove there point. So please understand that if we keep changing the meanings of words to suit our needs than that is the easiest way to divide a people because not everyone than understands which meaning is used and we fight and bicker over misunderstood contexts.

  • Exactly. Words like freedom and democracy used to support wars. The constitution, thats what its all about. Smaller federal government, decreased spending & fixing deficit, no nation building, no entangling alliances, no funding of corrupt governments overseas, no unbacked currency. All of the GOP candidates have turned 180 degrees away from the constitution. All except one. Thats the one I'm voting for.

  • Hitler hated Communists, your political party says next to nothing about your ideology. Take Tony Blair for example.

    I'm not confusing them. Conservatism is resistance to change and infavour of traditional values such as religion. The problem you Americans have is that you've dubbed over the words Liberal and Conservative, fundamentally they are...

    Liberal: "Live how you want to live."

    Conservative: "Live how we live."

  • The main traditional value that I am talking about is the constitution.

  • I'm guessing you're a Paulite.

    That's okay, I don't have much of a problem with Paul as he's quite liberal in that he's gonna change laws like drugs and and military.

  • But Bill had his eyes closed to lots of terror actions, which Bush and we inherited. Liberals often have their eyes closed.

  • It's been five days since last video. MUST-SEE-NEW-VIDEO. PLEASE-MAKE-NEW-VIDEO. NEED- RED STATE UPDATE- FIX. THANK YOU.

    PS

    JACKIE 08, now and forever biotch.

  • i fucking hate the ad's that appear on the video window.

  • seriously...wtf....

  • I watched both debates and the moderators questions were really ridiculous. They could have found a different moderator.

  • LOVE THE RAP!!!!!!!!

  • lol, great song!!... OMG!!.. lol...

  • When on earth is HBO gonna give you guys a show?

  • I am starting to agree with Jackie - There is something wrong with you.

    I really enjoy most of what you do and your videos but lately you have been getting a little to south park dirty. Please try and keep it somewhere in the PG spectrum. Thanks.

  • Oh, lol thanx!! We'll definitely pass the word along!

    Maybe the real question is why the debate was kept "PG" by excluding the 2 candidates that address real, HARD issues:

    Dennis Kucinich & MIKE GRAVEL

    But that's far less important than a cheeky jokes. Let's keep it clean, for the children's sake, omg omg!

    ttyl!

  • their kool

  • I love these guys but that was kinda...crude. Even for a couple guys in overalls.

  • Snoop Dunlap, Doggie Style!

  • I always suspected that Dunlap was like this when Jackie's not around. It's good to see him finally 'coming out of the closet' so to speak. Good rapping, too. Go Dunlap! Don't let that consevative, old, stick-in-the-mud Jackie hold you back.

  • OH MY GOD... Dunlap... you so crazy...

  • Pretty bad Dunlap.

  • Gross, Dunlap. And yet also Gross.

  • Omg, you guys are crazy

  • I'm with Jackie on this one, there is something wrong with you.

  • Funny political commentary! id like to note that ron paul isnt aloud to be mentioned on red state and the whole field on the dem side are bought and payed for Ron Paul is our only real choice and that hillery should go to hell and obama should get the hell outta my state!

  • the whole field on the dem side are bought and payed for exept for mike gravel

  • If the Democratic debates have no place for Kucinich in their debates, then they have no place for me in their party. I am no longer a Democrat after this election cycle.

  • Its ok, soon after the primaries, the new leaders of AMERICA will resurge! A unity ticket pitting Ron Paul/ Dennis Kucinich on the same ticket will SHOCK and AWE the MAINSTREAM MEDIA WORLD!

    IMAGINE IT! the UNITY TICKET and a fund raiser of the ages! 20 MILLION IN ONE DAY! GOP VOTES and DEM VOTES and INDEP VOTES and LIBERTARIAN VOTES, THE YOUNG VOTE, THE OLD VOTE, THE RONALD REAGAN VOTE, WILL ALL BE THIERS! JUST wait, I KNOW IM RIGHT!

    PAUL/KUCINICH 08 and 12~

  • Red State Update: Ron Paul Ron Paul

  • Ha Ha Ha!! Jackie... Get that boy some "riddlin" before he hurts himself!

  • I'm hard in my easy chair... Wish that you were here just a rubbin' on my scrotium... gimmie 30 seconds its skeet skeet skeet.

  • BTW,,,,,,,,,Thats not song !!!!!!

  • I have respect and love the humor but if you expect me to believe that you want a little some of that, NOPE, not going there :-)~ OBAMA , minus 3 stars, Hitlary , minus 4 stars. Let the NEW GREIF BEGIN. Keep up the good work guys.

  • wow, that song was hilarious, i wonder if she'll ever hear it

  • HAHA. Classic.

  • ya hit that thing Great!!

  • Brilliant as always.

    I must say I thought banning Kucinich and Gravel was a mistake; particularly since they invited Dodd (whose polls just as badly) and Keyes (crazy-sounding homophobe; though no more extreme than the Huckster).

    And where was Jackie's invitation? The Establishment Media ignore his candidacy, but he WILL win Iowa with our help!!!

  • Skeet Skeet Skeet! LMFAO!

  • awesome song, dunlap! what happened to jackie's cheek?

  • YEAH! We Red state peoples always love to drip. Even better to drink with a bunch of American flags hanging around.

  • very funny..first time i ever see this comic team.

    Good to see smart humor done smart.

    Nice production from top to bottom.

    You got one more fan.well enjoy watching.

    Not original but you do have your own style.

    Like it all..Good work!

  • that was the shit

  • I used to have more respect for you guys until this post... LOL!!! OMG! Jackie, I am so sorry for you, keep those nitro pills close by. Jon

  • debate where I have to mastrubate-how could we be so blind? genius!

  • i don't care for her as a moderator, but i'm with dunlap, i'd do her too.

  • oh man, that was amazing X-D

  • This isn't the kind of comedy you guys do best;your comedy is always SMARTER than everybody else's,and you've established a comic consistency that's amazing,but this video feels like you're drifting away a little bit from your strengths;some good lines,though.

  • While I agree with your idea of smarter comedy, I think that one of RSU's strengths is their dynamic range. What separates the truly talented comedy writers is the ability to vary the type of content they address and the ways they present it. Having the ability to do skits like Jackiesaw and crude musical interludes by Dunlap keep us guessing. If they used the same approach day after day just substituting different political topics people would stop tuning in.

  • cd good analysis-just my gut reaction-this reminds me of the "Gays hate Obama" video,which I loved-but it got a little too crude for me-they are the funniest comedians on youtube and the only posters with nearly 100 percent success rate as far as being funny; ;I'm not giving up on them or anything.

  • that moderator reminded me of chers daughter....kinda

  • You know what they say, when you start offending people you're doing it right. Keep up the great work guys!

  • Jackie's BEST expression is after the rap when he's dumfounded..."WHat??"

    It's AWESOME!

    You guys kick ass!

  • Is this the first Redstateupdate you've seen? You understand it's a joke right?

  • haha, i love how all you disgusting repug gave the truth the thumbs down.

    keep up your ignorance, and watch your party go down in flames due to your stupid president and cover up congress of the last 13 years

  • Dude, get a grip. These guys make fun of everyone. Mostly themselves. This is comedy. If anyone was going to complain it should be southerners. But they must get it a wee bit more than you do.

  • dude, not from where i am standing. watch it more closely. i realize it's comedy, i have praised them often. they are brilliant, but still skewed toward the right. sorry.

  • Wntoply6, I believe "jimisback" and "Habsrule" were simply suggesting you pull the stick from your ass and forcefully insert it into your nostril. That was my interpretation at least.

  • mayberry right?  does that mean your from the south?

  • No, it means Mayberry.

  • shit, you're probably a stupid southern bigot anyway. you would lie on your mother's grave if necessary just like the rest of em.

  • Well if you must known, geographically speaking I am from the South; South Florida. Obviously not included in the anecdotal "Bible Belt." I spend my days surrounded by New Yorkers and Cubans, frolicking in the sun. I am also a liberal and atheist, who just happens to despise people who lack an understanding of satirical comedy. Would you like my time of birth?

  • so then tell me why are you an ignorant bigot then mayberry?

  • Wntoply, not everyone who tells you to forcefully shove a stick up your nose is a ignorant bigot. Some just believe it may be for your own good. Tootles.

  • aw shit, when you're outed as a bigot, rather than stand and defent it, you run. typical of you piss ant neo con asses.

  • In order for you to "out me as a bigot" I must have said something or done something that was bigot like, and I did no such thing. I know nothing about you except you made a dumbass comment on youtube, grow up. Please wntoply, enroll in a university and learn some critical thinking skills... or perhaps just read a book.

  • all neo cons are stupid backward bigots. you said more in your intoduction than you think bigot.

    no critical thinking skills needed here. one only need take lying lessons from neo cons like you, take a few dumps, then throw the lies and shit your way and watch you cry foul!

  • I said stated prior, I am not a neo-con. I am a liberal in most respects. The hate you seem to have inside of you is not natural, you've learned to see in black and white... quite an accomplishment. Regardless, I will not be responding to any further comments.

  • yeah right, and i'm jesus christ, so i do have the inside crap on you!

    i like that "i'm liberal in most respects" which means you're bigot where it counts, and liberal when it doesn't.

    usually those who take issue with me have personal issues they have not overcome & feel the need to blame their self hate on someone other than themselves.

  • the comment i made was "dumbass" only if you're a stupid southern neo con. not sure if you're christian, but hell most of you lie about your religion anyway so it makes no difference when one is so steeped in hate.

    was the critical thinking skills course you took at oral roberts u, that great mecca of independent thinking?

  • We Republicans don't stand for communist media tools like yourselves.

  • J1Goro Yeah instead you REPUBLICANS stand for FOX NEWS, child sex abuse, gay sex scandals, slaughter and war. So you sit there and attack these guys for being funny? You people have no sense of humor because you are so damn hate riddin.. What freaks you are.

  • Yeah, Republicans don't really stand for much of anything these days.

  • Then lay down and let the mainstream media tell you what to think.

  • he said scrotium

  • idiots paid by communist media say?

  • what innuendo?

  • Hello...all the explicit sexual references.

  • Baroque, please keep in mind that the rest of us don't wear panties. Well the women might... ok ok and even some men but what I mean to say is that the rest of us are prudish little bitches. Moral majority my ass.

  • Aren't**

  • Completely juvenile and tasteless. Which of course means I loved it. Five stars.

    SKEET SKEET SKEET! LOL!

  • Twisted as usual, I LOVED IT!!!

  • Was this moderator a legal immigrant?

  • You guys are messed up!!! In a good way! ;0

  • hit it hard

  • I started watching but I gotta go, I hear theres some great programs I gotta see on NOVA.

  • Funniest one yet. The Song!!

  • "Me hate China."

  • dunlap is an amazing man...

  • it's odd that they got keys into one debate but kept two dems out of theirs....hum.....but that woman that did the debate was the worst EVER, EVER and who the fuck thought picked this woman?

  • Absolutley, completely and utterly devoid of any taste....whatsoever!

    I LOVED IT!

  • Said it before, that boy just aint right...no sir. Skeet skeet skeet!

  • Dunlap, while you sing the dogs howl and I beat on trash can lids.

  • hahaha that was unexpected but welcomed

  • hahahaha...o dunlap, how you disturb me.

    poor ol' jackie.

  • Please put that song up for download! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

  • best rsu ever better than the cane one even

  • Skeet Skeet Skeet

  • rubbin' my scrotium......m=uhahhahahaha

  • LMFAO!!! Dunlap, you have totally outdone yourself with this one. By the end of your "song" I was laughing so hard I couldn't even see!!

    Moosie

  • just wrong on so many lvls. Loved it LOL

  • "Me hate China"

    LOL!!!

    Dunlap??? You have those kind of feelings for the Des Moines Register Moderator? Doesn't that make you gay??? And why do you keep calling him a her???

    : )

  • Jackie, I beg you yet again. Never let Dunlap sing, or whatever you call that noise. Please Jackie, he sounds like a dog with his tail on fire.

  • Shameful

  • "Give me thirty seconds and it's skeet, skeet, skeet." LOL.

  • that was just too funny! i'm still laughing.

  • 5 Stars

    RP..08

    Free Hugs From Tx

    RundoeTX

  • This is the best one yet! You guys keep getting better and better!

  • bravo guys!

  • STARS

  • LMAO

    i cant stop playing this song over an over

  • "wha?...i swear to god there is something wrong with you." good job guys. great holiday decoration as well.

  • damn how do you guys up with this stuff so quick? Great!

  • eff ewe see kay-ing brilliant!

  • OMG...from "Hilary's mouth the triathelete" to "I got too much love", freak'n brilliant!

  • I get all my news from Red State Update. Brilliant!

  • LMFAO!!! dude you have to go one a road trip to the UK! I think it be interesting how you do here lol

  • Did you see their France video? I don't think Jackie will ever go. LOL!!!

  • Wake Up CNN! Get these guys on a plane to London! Couldn't you see Jackie and Dunlap doing a "man on the street" gig for Rick Sanchez?

  • that song is the funniest shit ever no kiddin "hit it hard..skeet"

  • hahahahahah DUNLAP U ARE CRAZY haHAHAHAHAHAH

  • I agree with Jackie. There is something wrong with him *winking*

  • "my picture is in more black restaurants than Tupac Shakurs's" LMAO

  • thanks so much for the Mike Gravel christmas video. Best video you guys have ever done.

  • Ah hell... all of them!!! ha ha ha ha

  • why is there dust on the bottles?

  • one of the best guys!

  • Are the popups now a permanent part of youtube? They ruin everything on the internet eventually, don't they? Sort of makes youtube like watching Fox News with those stupid animated feeds across the bottom.

    Bye Bye You Tube!

  • No popups appearing for me. Don't think YouTube has popups. Sounds very much like you're a victim of a browser hijack. Google for "browser hijack", and you'll find plenty of info and help to fix it.

    Awesome vid, btw! :D

  • I get em too

  • The popup ads suck.

  • Yay Mikma!

    -Qes

  • HaHa. I was wondering what happened to that Mikma guy. Keep on rockin' in the free world brotha!

  • Scroteum or scroteyumm.... LOL!! Why did I wear my new Fruit of the looms?!! More shit than underwear after watching your video.... LMAO!!

  • as usual great video.

  • I have always felt that Dunlap could not only best express himself in song but also in song and dance.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    that end was hilarious

  • holy hell i haven't laughed that hard in a long long time

  • "Cackle herself across the finish line."

    "Give me 30 seconds it's SKEET SKEET SKEET!" LMAO!

  • Iowa chicks rock! Skeet Skeet Skeet!

  • i want an mp3 for that song please

  • Kudos to y'all for talkin about good ol' Kucinich. Thanks for standing up for him after the disgraceful debacle of not allowing him to speak. However, wasn't your friend Gravel absent too?