Shrimp Egg Foo Yung - My Way

[MonksonMotorbikes]

Great Vid! May I suggest a new title? " Fuckin Egg Fuckin Fu Fucking Yung"

[papercuts777]

@MonksonMotorbikes Hah! That might be a bit more applicable. This mouth goes on auto pilot after a few beers.

Peace!!

[blacklivez1]

Rocks! Like it! cool way of cooking. But it's too Americanize. For the tip, exchange the oyster sauce with tomato sauce. Damn good baby.

[papercuts777]

@blacklivez1 Sounds good. Do it up your own way!

[sniperwolf0]

motherfuck, I love this video and the style of cooking! cooking so ... I subscribe! : D

[papercuts777]

@sniperwolf0 Cheers, buddy!

[NJDICE]

NICE

[ivyrose47]

fuck men so nice i want more recipe about the beef skin.tnk see u tnz time.gud luck

[jackiejanetm]

That was awesome! I've subscribed!

[papercuts777]

@jackiejanetm Welcome aboard!

Thanks!

[jcreamx23]

trailer park fine dining at its best

[Jose1382]

You sound like Bobby Heenan! Bobby "The Brain" Heenan making egg foo yung. Awesome... just awesome

[papercuts777]

@Jose1382 Cheers!!

[Tashie9214]

thanks for this awesome ass piece o shit vid. im havin it tommorow

[darrylhaynes]

wash out your mouth...with a shot of hennessy...lol

[papercuts777]

@darrylhaynes Hells yeah! haha

[nikolai3612]

no

[thyangelo]

Your a foul mouth motherfucker!!!!!! and I LOVE IT!!!!!!

[papercuts777]

@thyangelo Cussing is alive and well in these vids! haha

[thyangelo]

@papercuts777 FUCKING A!!!!!! haha

[MrRanDay]

rage cooking is healthy for the body.

[papercuts777]

@MrRanDay hahahah@rage cooking. It's good for ya!

Cheers!!

[aguapura]

Looks good...Makin this fer dinner tonight....Thanks & Cheers.

[papercuts777]

@aguapura Thanks!!

[jazzyralph1]

this guys funny as shit!!!

[papercuts777]

@jazzyralph1 Cheers!

[platter1000]

the shrimp doesn't look cooked enough. it didn't turn pink

[papercuts777]

@platter1000 Boyfriend left you on easter (today)? Take your hate to the hardware store, grab a piece of rope and find a good strong rafter or beam. You know the drill!

[softgeema07]

Your cooking is awesome... But you should censurer your FUCKIN mouth...

[papercuts777]

@softgeema07 Ya, every once in awhile (once a year) I get that from people. I'll pull up!

Cheers!

[Shintroy]

This is how kings cook.

Fucking KINGS!!!!!!



[papercuts777]

@Shintroy Yes, this is the way to do it. Go big AND stay home! hah

[randy6771]

How the hell did you cook this fine mess in my freakin' kitchen without me gettin' a plate??

[papercuts777]

@randy6771 Didn't see you. Next time, spoke up! hah

[PhantomAct]

they look like evil egg foo young

[papercuts777]

@PhantomAct It's good, trust me.

[PhantomAct]

@papercuts777 Already did, thanks Dude, haha :)

[MinnesotaFlash]

You about sent us two old ladies (my sister and I).. to the hospital from laughing so hard.

You cook just like us when the kids and grand kids arn't look. LMAO !!!

[papercuts777]

@MinnesotaFlash Ah, further testimony that this channel is not just for any one age group or type of person. haha

Thanks

[bowoftank]

who ever da fuck votes down is a dumb lookin fuck this shit look good as hell

[papercuts777]

@bowoftank I have case of 'haters' disease. haha

[jpharroe]

White people are cool!

[papercuts777]

@jpharroe We have our moments. haha

[HUTCHtopher]

LOL your kitchen is to clean to cook Chinese food.

[papercuts777]

@HUTCHtopher hahahaha

[KarmalBeauty]

Aww man! I can't wait to make this! I have everything but some f*cking WHITE PEPPER!!! I'm not gonna be a "f*cking bum"...gotta have everything perfect! LMAO I will let you know how mine turned out! Thanks for posting this! HYSTERICAL!

[papercuts777]

@KarmalBeauty hahaha

I've had it with and without the white pepper. Both taste the same. Step to the plate and build you some, soon!

Cheers!

[gorikuri]

I love watching you flip food in the pan. I need to practice doing that myself.

[papercuts777]

@gorikuri That's all it takes is paractice and more practice.

[bach2117]

@gorikuri 

[DivaJacobs313]

@gorikuri I love watching him flip that patty too. Mine will be in the floor. I'm gonna make this tomarrow. I'm lovin his recipe.

[KhmerSerey1]

A egg foo what ?? damn dawg,that bullsht look to me like an egg foo YUCK !!!

[RiteshTammy]

Thank you, Finally I learn how to do egg foo young, I thought it was difficult but you are a great teacher but you don't need to say so many deadly words, lol, you are a talented chef! thanks again! Continue the good work!

[papercuts777]

@RiteshTammy Ya, the language is the result of a troubled childhood and only a grade 3 edumacation. haha

Cheers!

[SafixSM]

soooooooo scary o.o!

[papercuts777]

@SafixSM 'Tis very!

[kekecatty]

I love this!!!!!!!!!! Gonna make me some chinese tonight!!!!!!!!! after I drink a 6 pack lol! Your so sexy!

[papercuts777]

@kekecatty Gotta have some beer on hand and get a bit crazy. haha

Cheers for subscribing! It gets nuts on here.

[DogmeatFilms]

"fuck it shells are good for you" you sir are a fucking genius. cheers

[papercuts777]

@DogmeatFilms Never heard anyone dying from a piece of shrimp shell. Well, Maybe the chokers. haha

Thanks!

[flouflis1a]

cool guy!! :)))

[papercuts777]

@flouflis1a Cheers!

[petmycatwiththose]

Video was entertaining, But your gravy lacked the proper ingredients to have that authentic chinese taste. Also GOOD egg foo young NEVER EVER has peas in it. That shit is nasty filler and takes away from they flavor of the shrimp. And if your gonna go through the effort of making this dish make sure you cook in a wok, that way you will have a nice round patty instead of that sloppy looking egg pancake shit. But like i said in the beginning, Entertaining video.

[papercuts777]

@petmycatwiththose Listen M/F. Until u get off ur fat ass and produce a video of ANY sort, I suggest u shut the fuck up! I can take critisism but not from an armchair cook. So get off ur cunt and crawl into the kitchen and YOU show the world how ur such a fucking pro. Oh, make sure u chug 8 beers 1st.

Guess it won't happen because u CANT, so again, fuck off and go find some dick to suck!

Happy Saturday!

[petmycatwiththose]

@papercuts777 WHOA, CHILL OUT PISAN, in no way was i directing any annomosities towards you. Just like you thats the way i talk very crudely in my discriptions. And to inform you and others the PROPER way to cook CANTONESE egg foo young, i am posting a video. Dude don't get me wrong i LIKE your vids, there entertaining as all hell.

[papercuts777]

@petmycatwiththose When u start telling me how to cook, you've overstepped ur bounds. This is not a PROPER CANTONESE EGG FOO YUNG. It's drinking and fuking around. I'll name the dish whatever it resembles most, when it's cooked and any input from a fuking clown like u who can't even spell Egg Foo Yung properly, won't be taken too seriously.

Now go grab me a cold beer, mouth piece!

[petmycatwiththose]

@papercuts777 OK i tried to be nice to you but your just a prick. And to tell me how to spell, EGG FOO YOUNG CAN BE SPELLED THREE DIFFERENT WAYS DUMBASS. Just look it up on wikipedeia. And YOUR spelling you missed the letter C twice in the F-word of your sorry ass comment to me. So pay attention, all that unsanitary shit or slop you cook why don't you go feed that to your MOTHER, PIGS like her like to eat SLOP. Now go have another beer and cry.

[papercuts777]

@petmycatwiththose Now your argument is strictly about spelling, fuk how it's cooked! hahaha I'm under your skin, dummy.

Oh, when ur mom french kisses u good night, note that the salty taste in her mouth/your mouth is my 'load' that she licked off the inside of my legs and scrotum, for the usual price...a pack of Newports.

Your move!

[TheKingofOgres]

@papercuts777 Set and match I would say...

[tobysteve]

brilliant.



[papercuts777]

@tobysteve Thanks

[cmjake007]

looks good !! could use some cigarette ashes.

[papercuts777]

@cmjake007 Didn't I get any In? Next vid.

[sayhey2dacook1]

Papercuts777!!!!!! .....You are the man!!! You had me and my bf cracking up. We need more, more , more!!

[papercuts777]

@sayhey2dacook1 If ur laffing or learning, my work here, is done! hah

[ghostofgar]

Awesome, I'm gonna make me some of this tomorrow.

I made the sweet n sour pork just before and I didn't fuck it up!, I guess I must have paid the fuck 'ttention ;)

Cheers PC keep em coming!

[papercuts777]

@ghostofgar Paying attention is way under rated. haha

Thanks!

[LN30954]

yeah.. adult language! :-( .. but that egg foo yung looks great! thanks for sharing.. will try it out..

that's fast chopping of mushrooms.. you couldn't be drunk doing that for sure.. haha!

[papercuts777]

@LN30954 I assure you, I won't start that cam up 'till at 6 beers are down the hatch! Where I'm from, that's legally drunk and some! Working in a pizza shop was also helpful. Cheap pricks made me chop everything by hand. haha

[TheChipendale]

that could put instead of shrimp or not the same ,??''''???

[papercuts777]

@TheChipendale Put chicken, pork, beef, it's ur food!

[papercuts777]

@LakerzNum1 I know that when someone is swearing and showing me something, they have my undivided attention. haha

[ThaKiing24]

Me and my wife made this today we got everything you had in this video accept we made rice and used the canned beef gravey and it came out GOOD it taste just like Chinese egg foo young.

[papercuts777]

@ThaKiing24 Never tried canned gravy. Glad it worked. Good promo! haha

Cheers!

[msjackieo07]

They let white boys cook in chinamin store..up Canada way?? No shit ? Or could that have been in the Americas?? Love this chow. Do you know what a st.paul sandwich is?

[papercuts777]

@msjackieo07 No shit! Yup, crackas can build China food too!

Not sure about the St.Paul sandwich.

[tubebitch12]

This guy needs his own food network show! He is very entertaining. Although I cannot vouch for his food. It might taste good, but that "egg foo yung", looks like the dogs dinner!

[papercuts777]

@tubebitch12 hahaha

[MsKibznBitz]

You are certainly enjoyable to watch. I just couldn't tell if you were the real deal. Well, my friend, if I could only do the one-pan-stir/toss half as well, I'd be happy. Thanks for the education and entertainment!

[papercuts777]

@MsKibznBitz Hopefully, if the food fails, I may have the entertainment to keep me afloat. haha

Thank You!

[savagekiller99]

lmao i love this

[papercuts777]

@savagekiller99 It's been referred to as organized chaos. haha

[savagekiller99]

lmao i love this

[mznappi]

if i cn master this i cn stay out they restaurants cause i got egg rolls on lock

[papercuts777]

@mznappi Gotta get a lock on them egg rolls! hah

This stuff is ur next task to get a lock on!

Cheers!

[ironlionknight1]

Finally, a recipe I understand

[drjsteinberg]

Wholly fuck, fuck!....thanks for the cold H2O tip with the fackin corn starchers. I was wondering why my fuckin corn starch always looked like fackin man gravy.

[papercuts777]

@drjsteinberg hahahaha

[SHODDANN]

this tastes like shit!

[papercuts777]

@SHODDANN How would you know? The only thing u can cook is a spoonfull of crack.

Lay the fuck down!

[SHODDANN]

@papercuts777 LOL! hey man I'd rather eat a spoonful of crack than a spoonful of this shit! I don't want any fuckin peas in my egg foo young! what the fuck! should have added onions! bean sprouts my ass!

[papercuts777]

@SHODDANN When u make it u can add beansprouts and young children. This is the way it got made so go suck a dik!

[SHODDANN]

@papercuts777 LOL!  fuck you!

[yootuubinatwerk]

hes kinda hot but "prison type" like he just got out or something

[papercuts777]

@yootuubinatwerk hahaha I just spotted this comment. Just out on parole.

[yootuubinatwerk]

No Flavour or seasonings

[papercuts777]

@yootuubinatwerk You have to watch the whole thing, not just zip threw. There's soy, Maggie seasoning, garlic, onion...dude, are u on speed?

Maaybe u need to go suck a dick? Get it done but get well!

[BiNeko]

I love you.

[papercuts777]

@BiNeko Whats love got to do with it?

Cheers!

[BiNeko]

@papercuts777 : Touché.

[papercuts777]

@BiNeko haha

[dash1985]

Ok, this one, ramen noodle, lemon chicken,,, now i want to learn how to make some Pad-fuking-Thai, your way. Please.

[papercuts777]

Too small in here to do it right. It just wouldn't work. Many requests and I don't wanna do that one, unless it's spot on because Maangchi or some other Asian pro has already done it, better! haha

Anything else?

[slayerdarren787]

Haha!!! Love the language!

Do you cook for a living? The way you chop and saute makes me think you do.

Great metal in the back ground too.

I'm an instant fan, you need your own cooking show.

[papercuts777]

@slayerdarren787

But for the language, this would be too boring for me.

I've done a bit of line cook work. Mostly home practice.

Cheers!

[689433]

Pay Attention Mother fuckers!!!!!! Egg Foo Young for your heart Kiddies!!!

[papercuts777]

HAHAHA

Cheers

[mjjslover]

i love him..... f**it lol thankzzz man

[AvEryBadApPLe]

5 fuckin' stars!

[papercuts777]

Cheers!

[DEEPTHROAT36]

you Should do private Adult dinner parties hell That's Entertainment let muthaFuckas pay you to Cuss them out Rich people pay for all kind of Shit. "The Andrew Dice Clay of cooking"

[papercuts777]

hahahaha You set it up and we go 1/2 ers!

Thanks!

[JACKSONBOT]

Looks good will try but I like more sauce and a little thicker - Can't wait to try.

[papercuts777]

This is just scrambled eggs that have been modded out. haha

Thanks!

[cbond99]

I just pissed my pants at work. That guy's screen name is "BallsInYourJawsBitch."

Damn, that was good......Perfect start to a Friday!

[papercuts777]

HAHAHA I found that to be a good screen name, too!

[Autobodyrepairman]

Dude that looked fucking amazzing LOL

[papercuts777]

And no argument with the taste, either.

Thanks!

[dustoin1386]

fuck it shells are good for you lol, i love it

[papercuts777]

Shells ain't killed anyone, yet. hah

Cheers!

[bolivia310]

you just made my day!

[papercuts777]

Well, thanks!

[madeinmsia]

What ginger powder did u put in? It sounded like u said "Wushai ginger".

[papercuts777]

It's just a jar of minced ginger. I often mumble. hah

Cheers!

[ThisIsYC]

You should go to Master Chief

[papercuts777]

I should! I will! Peace!

[hanumanji1961]

I made this and it came out great - a vegetarian version though with fried tofu and edamame. Fuckin' A man! You Rock. Keep up the good work. I still don't give a shizzit what anyone says. You got me talkin' and drinkin' like you. Aw right! and laughing too. Thanks man. I need it.

[papercuts777]

Right on. Glad it werked out. I'm not big on giving measurements out so super props to you!

Cheers!

[seniordiscount]

oh sht.

youre the white trash male version of rachael ray.

you should pitch your own tv cooking show man....serious.

[papercuts777]

U pitch and I'll make u my assistant!

Cheers!

[shibez]

what in the world did i just witness O.O

[papercuts777]

Some 1/2 decent cooking.

It's what u HEARD that may have affected you.

Warnings are in place! =)

[yeoldeblackhippie]

now thats a cooking show !!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!

[papercuts777]

Hell yeah! We put the 'f' in food.

[hanumanji1961]

You need to invite me over MuthaFucka. I am hungry!

[papercuts777]

Drop on by!

[lildrkaznboi]

LOL fuck it shells are good for you

[papercuts777]

Oh, yeah. Shrimp shells rock!

Cheers!

[insanejv880]

do u cut that fast when ur drunk ? - lol

[papercuts777]

The more beer the faster things move, to a point. Like the 24 beer point! haha

[BallsInYourJawsBitch]

3, 2, 1 and the marijuana pipe pops up at 7:37!

Drink hard! I see you've been partying hard too.

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHA

If ur gonna party, why not do It hard? Get in a fight or three! Break shit! hahaha

ALWAYS DRINK HARD

[shakilalam]

dahm....i struggle to crack open one egg with both hands....and why u quit chinese restaurent?

[papercuts777]

That's just the beer talking. If I werked in a Chinese restaurant, I'd be calling myself a chef!

Cheers!

[Nikkibart]

This looks really delicious! Good job.

[papercuts777]

I can attest that it was!

Thanks!

[mrdanni]

5:06 'FUCK IT, CUT IT IN HALF!'

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHA

[thirdeyefocused]

that shit looks bomb....

[papercuts777]

...and tasted even better!

Cheers!

[bertrandwong]

this guy is fuckin hilarious, those are some mad knife skills.

[papercuts777]

We duz what we can.

Thanks!

[HitMeQuick]

Use a fucking chopping board you hillbilly cunt else you'll have biker grease and bits of fucking gear in your food.

You desperately need a woman in your life

[papercuts777]

STFU u greasy mayonaise farmer. I'll ratchet slap u in the face, u windex drunking punk!

There is a fuking cutting mat but ur too stupid to know that so toss my fuking sald, u drip.

Your move!

[HitMeQuick]

"Mayonnaise farmer?" You'll have to explain that one. "Toss my fucking sald?". Again, I've no idea what that means. Are you a hillbilly trying to be a hard man?

[papercuts777]

No, I'm a hard man trying to talk to a hillbilly!

Your move!

[HitMeQuick]

Except that, clearly, I'm not a hillbilly and you are. So that doesn't really work.

[papercuts777]

That's it? That's all you fucking have? Dude, we just got started and ur punking out with weak comebacks like that?

L M F A O!!!

[GSp0on1489]

lmao

[DivaJacobs313]

I can see me trying to flip that egg mixture..

[papercuts777]

Close ur eyes, just before flipping it. Then u won't have to look! haha

[howiewonderstud]

heeeeeeey man... nice to see u back in action!

is that a Global i see u using to chop yer onions? if so- how do u find it works??

cheers!

[papercuts777]

It's a shitty Wilkinson. I buy disposable shit, now. Too hard on my wallet. haha

Thanks!

[howiewonderstud]

oh.. nothing to fancy... cool- probably better give the way u like banging your knife about... cheers!

[papercuts777]

HAHAHAHAHA

[bulkfull]

Fucking nice......I'll be cooking that!!!

[papercuts777]

It'sa gooood!

[phantomkill119]

haha "follow the instructions" does sound like a kraft box dinner.

[papercuts777]

Yes, it does! haha No worries. I'll buy a 'kit' and cook it on cam.

Cheers!

[phantomkill119]

sounds good.