WHOA, everyone needs to chill the fuck out. They're just kidding. I'm a huge Coldplay fan, but I find this to be extremely funny. Why is everyone so sensitive? It doesn't hurt to laugh and be happy.
fuck YOU!!!! CHRIS MARTIN IS BETTER THAN YOU DICK HEAD.! HE DOESEN'T SMOKE YOU WASTELESS BASTARD!! I'M 12 YEARS OLD AND YEAH HELLS YEAH I LOVE COLDPLAY & CHRIS MARTIN GET THE FUCK OUT. -.-' peoplethesedaysIswearman.....
The musicians in Coldplay are artists not celebrities as the creators of this video thinks. Chris and his family and Guy, Will and Jonnhy are better people than all this idiots from the video together.
Go fucking kill yourself you waste of fucking space! Thanks for wasting my fucking time with your unfunny and misleading shit. Fuck you, this video and you have been reported!
haha lol coldplay are like one of my favourite bands but come on "i'll try to fix you in a minute" thats hilarious. why would anybody put dislike on this video
wow..seems light bantered humour is THE DEVILS work for most people...sheesh...I doubt Chris Martin would be offended at all..Shows how self important some fans are..
@crazypumpkins because they shouldn't use fake names to advertise themselves. you can use irrelevant pics of hot chicks to get views, not irrelevant names :)
2 stars, misleading title, not funny at all. Do I need I need to spell this out for you? I was just leaving my opinion. You didn't need to respond. But since you did....
I think this is really funny. I'm a big Coldplay fan, too. I think the people in the vid probably are as well, it's just a bit of fun, so there really isn't a need for all the negativity.
it was a lot of fun hahahaha!!!.... i laughed... even when i am sad coz coldplay postponed their concert at tampa bay and i have to come back to Peru, anyway.....
Some people just aren't born with a sense of humor. Unfortunately for the maker of this video, I've heard his music and he apparently doesn't have a sense of tone either...
this is so freakin dumb! i mean you only did this so this would get so many views! and yes i know i am adding an other view BUT thats the chance i am willing to take to post this commment. anyways boo!!!!!!!!
GO to the blog below and CLICK on one of those links from google at the bottom, or else a 7ft tall clown will appear inside your closet tonight at 2AM holding a large butcher knife
If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
NE LISEZ PAS CA un soir j'ai vue un esprie . il ma dit " tu vas mourir " est il a disparue . maintenant que vous avez lu sa vous aller mourir dans 3 jours exactement sauf si vous mettez sa sur 50 video, c'est pas de moi
Why do "you tubers" load such a cool medium sometimes with such naccistic S#$%T riding the backs of successful bands just to get you tube hits. They are really becoming so Boring!!!! as we have to waste time filtering out such garbage. Yeah! go ahead flame me I don't give a rat's ass.
few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didn't want that happening to me
OMG OMG I almost had a heartattack when I saw "Chris" smoking!
MissMasterPlan 1 month ago
Stop hating on this video! They're just having a joke! Seriously this is why I can't stand bloody 12 year olds.
BatHunterofDevon 2 months ago
'I'll fix you in a minute' hehehe LOVEyouChris
Origianlz 2 months ago
I love the hell out of Coldplay. But this is still funny. " Haha Yeah, I'll try and "Fix You in a minute." xD
MegaObamaGirl 2 months ago 2
haa
cocovixen2011 3 months ago
haha great impersonation. and i love coldplay so dont hate on me.
jsn140 3 months ago
Fuck you fake Limy
WatercolorsRape 3 months ago
u guys r horrible.
meghani2006 3 months ago
AWFUL
1010Beatles 4 months ago
Lol calm down people, they're just kidding around I love coldplay, and I cracked up when I saw this. :)
Halconandino 4 months ago
-.-
MegaKatherinec 4 months ago
I is a bit to much.I'm coldplay fans forever and I hope coldplay the best forever
bella73272 4 months ago
Pity Gwyn,be stong. I hope everything will be ok.I'm so sorry if that sometime my comment to chris is hurt you, I don't meant.I apologize for it.
bella73272 4 months ago
they must take this video out, what stupid.
fortunatu182 5 months ago
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fortunatu182 5 months ago
haha. "I'll fix you in a minute." hahaha
TubingWithMyGnomies 5 months ago
Chris doesn't smoke..duh!!
naplesgirl202 5 months ago
ewwww....
MrGirlfucker 5 months ago
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lespaul7591 6 months ago
I'M TWELVE AND I LOVE COLDPLAY! CHRIS MARTINS BETTER THAN U DICKHEAD!
smileychick99 6 months ago
is this supposed to be funny, honest question?
RickyGums 7 months ago 9
you're sucks !
demotka96 7 months ago
its a joke people they are just running their mouths no one is being injured or beaten.
payjani 8 months ago
Chill out! It's just a joke!
Gosh, WTF?
nessaholichu 11 months ago
WHOA, everyone needs to chill the fuck out. They're just kidding. I'm a huge Coldplay fan, but I find this to be extremely funny. Why is everyone so sensitive? It doesn't hurt to laugh and be happy.
smilelikumnit 11 months ago
fuck YOU!!!! CHRIS MARTIN IS BETTER THAN YOU DICK HEAD.! HE DOESEN'T SMOKE YOU WASTELESS BASTARD!! I'M 12 YEARS OLD AND YEAH HELLS YEAH I LOVE COLDPLAY & CHRIS MARTIN GET THE FUCK OUT. -.-' peoplethesedaysIswearman.....
1998coldplayfreak 11 months ago
CUNTS
stubabb 11 months ago
dude get laid...
again if you have to...
don't panic it's all good
BITCH!!
thecruzerguy10 1 year ago
asshole
2defebrero 1 year ago
so funny! :D
frankiieee 1 year ago
In no word of lie..that was fukin awful..u need to get urself a burd mate
86thewall 1 year ago
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GO FUCK YOURSELVES
bigpudding8888 1 year ago
It started out..okay..and weird..but then it just got offensive and mean...fuck off! u wish u was chris martin leading a wonderful band
MegaJfan 1 year ago
"fix you" funny!!
good vid
natmanprime 1 year ago
DONT YOU EVER DISRESPECT MY CHRISSY BEAR FOR ALL I CARE YOU CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE AND ILL BE GLAD TO DIG IT FOR YA
clozosTV 1 year ago
dont ever disrepect my favourite celebrities, u are a disgrace to them
Xiethetuber 1 year ago
I love the fact this video has more dislikes than likes. Well done, everyone!
corporal29 1 year ago
@corporal29 coz we all respect people who deserve respect like chris and gwyneth
Xiethetuber 1 year ago
@Xiethetuber I totally agree
corporal29 1 year ago
well, they deserve recognition but their songs will be forgotten... they are not as appealing as a band.. lousy
koolaws 1 year ago
The musicians in Coldplay are artists not celebrities as the creators of this video thinks. Chris and his family and Guy, Will and Jonnhy are better people than all this idiots from the video together.
Rafaela768 1 year ago 2
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Go fucking kill yourself you waste of fucking space! Thanks for wasting my fucking time with your unfunny and misleading shit. Fuck you, this video and you have been reported!
pooisgood123 1 year ago
well i respect Chris hes the best singer ever in this planet
but
this video is funny
Bin643 1 year ago
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Gwyneth Paltrow cries beacuse she has to look at his fuct up british teeth when she gives him a kiss
MoltaMagician 1 year ago
haha lol coldplay are like one of my favourite bands but come on "i'll try to fix you in a minute" thats hilarious. why would anybody put dislike on this video
ubergroovy161 1 year ago
wow..seems light bantered humour is THE DEVILS work for most people...sheesh...I doubt Chris Martin would be offended at all..Shows how self important some fans are..
ihatelumberjacks 1 year ago 2
Im sick of seeing this shit in the suggestions column please delete it
Tomahawk1505 1 year ago
Come see Sanda Squad
SandaSquad1991 1 year ago
The power of weed!lol
Elina2daDenwa 1 year ago
.have some respect.
JORDAN8063 1 year ago 2
WTF IS THIS?!
GeeksNbeats 1 year ago
xD!!
zaanessa200479 1 year ago
FUCK YOU!
MegaBenji10 1 year ago
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the academy and the press love pro israel airheads like paltrow.
funkbebe 1 year ago
this is sick they say gwyn cries cos he beats her up i so hope they didnt watch it or apple doesnt
coldplayerau 1 year ago
stupid...FUCK YOU!
milena482 1 year ago
FUCK YOU
MegaFather123 1 year ago
I was 99% sure this was a Rick Rolled... Dammit
TheLordHodne 1 year ago 12
@TheLordHodne curious iThought was Layne
vKoYle 2 months ago
fags
armanewy 1 year ago
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I don't blame his bitch wife. Hell, I'd cry to if I had to listen to his whiny, indie-wannabe music all damn day long.
Lalo3001 1 year ago
even if it was chris it was funny :)
toomuchwhiskey 1 year ago
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4815162342vlv 1 year ago
flagged....
TheWrestlingArchive 1 year ago
this guy is a stupid man because hris doesnt smoke and that oviously not chris martin
van0crazy009 1 year ago
i thought this was hilarious.
smilelikumnit 1 year ago 2
Idiot
Gladriel 1 year ago 2
Why do people always criticize these videos? It's just people having fun, jeez.
crazypumpkins 1 year ago
@crazypumpkins because they shouldn't use fake names to advertise themselves. you can use irrelevant pics of hot chicks to get views, not irrelevant names :)
baelthos 1 year ago
@baelthos True...they should have used a different title, so as not to mislead people.
crazypumpkins 1 year ago
-.-
JustAnaCobain 1 year ago
fuck you
danisly 1 year ago
Gayer
spudefc74 1 year ago
haha how did this video get so any views?
smartrip11 1 year ago
gwyneth is/was with this punk ? oops, i thought different about her ... burp
kcspph 1 year ago
FUCK YOUUUUU!!
father042 1 year ago
This is seriously hysterical.
thrill2u 1 year ago 5
First stupid video on youtube that made me actually laugh out loud.
n0rdspl0x 2 years ago
I know, that was funny...because the imitation was so bad and his freinds were calling him out on it...too funny
esprit15d 2 years ago
Johnny Buckland smokes :(
sekacbarc 2 years ago
Prolly why he can't sing
esprit15d 2 years ago
made me laugh
jangofet555 2 years ago
chris is perfect! yo creo ke nadie podria nunka tener algo de ke busrlarse de el ni de su esposa ...
gonycat 2 years ago 2
youre a stupid, how can say that ?
4772869765 2 years ago 2
goooooood
divmmmm 2 years ago
lol you re right
pepoides89 1 year ago
this guy is an asshole.take that cigarrette and put it in your ass
ermacmk16 2 years ago 79
thats good man i agree with you..
divmmmm 2 years ago
i dont like the reference to fix you :P...
brittanyxocoldplay 2 years ago
devvodolf ;>
Kookoooo1 2 years ago
quitw good yeahh..i´d like that kind of sunglasses, what´s the name of the brand, or the name of the model?
rafacustico 2 years ago
Aha, "I'll try to fix you in a minute..." Instant classic.
life700 2 years ago 3
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
vahscaranelo 2 years ago
Oh come off it, this was supa funny. You're just a bit too caught up on the celebrity.
howardchick09 2 years ago
Chris Martin don´t smoke!!!, hi is handsome, and have a sweet voice,
not funny at all!!! ;(
piscis7peace 2 years ago
swedish laugh? wtf :P
Ohhaloo 2 years ago
That was hillarious xD
LV0493 2 years ago
hahaha i never knew chris spoke like rocky :) hahaha pretty funny though
IvanTchourilov 2 years ago
retards
filmpkekijke 2 years ago 4
it's just a joke .. no harm
love coldplay
nowhere8 2 years ago 2
fucking hell you idiots take a joke, stop sucking Chris' dick. BTW I'm a coldplay fan before one of you idiots start flaming me, and nice video mate
2S1D3 2 years ago 8
"i will try to fix you" loooooooool
masacatior 2 years ago 5
wtf lol
chirs doesnt smoke my god
masacatior 2 years ago 4
I'm a coldplay fan and i thought this was pretty f'n hillarious.. nice one buddy!
vicsauce 2 years ago
i for one love coldplay and love this video. good job
u2soadfan 2 years ago
its rowan..oh my god..
attheglassjaw 2 years ago
fuck off, chris isnt a indie and chris doesnt smoke :D
masacatior 2 years ago 92
@masacatior lmao i know
delshayDiCamilliano 1 year ago
@masacatior Chris smokes! there's a pic that shows it..
musiczlife93 6 months ago
If your music is anything like your humor, don't bother even putting it out there.
viewtubeyou 2 years ago 2
So sad, no sense of humour, no musical appreciation!
CountryBA1 2 years ago
2 stars, misleading title, not funny at all. Do I need I need to spell this out for you? I was just leaving my opinion. You didn't need to respond. But since you did....
viewtubeyou 2 years ago
does chris really smoke?
xmods908 2 years ago
it says IN THE VIDEO that Chris Martin DOESN'T smoke., so no.
TheKindDoctor 2 years ago
That was so funny!
Rafid 2 years ago
i agree: 'idiots tryin' to be funny' ;/
Noonespecialize 2 years ago
idiots trying to be funny
erbil1989 2 years ago
clearly you aren't English and don't have a sense of humour... this is classic!
grxiii 2 years ago
ehh..
dany42606 2 years ago
Loved it
CountryBA1 2 years ago
well typed
KJS72 2 years ago
state of this
Apollosthebemusic 2 years ago
Good for you, I've stopped being vulgar in my comments.
g0wda 2 years ago
I think this is really funny. I'm a big Coldplay fan, too. I think the people in the vid probably are as well, it's just a bit of fun, so there really isn't a need for all the negativity.
quietriot28 2 years ago 2
hahaha thats so funny nice
junkie2324 2 years ago
it was a lot of fun hahahaha!!!.... i laughed... even when i am sad coz coldplay postponed their concert at tampa bay and i have to come back to Peru, anyway.....
peaceeee
melaniemendozajara 2 years ago
makin fun if someone whose Brilliant.
Ashame ):
gaganzilla08 2 years ago
this isn't funny
tomiguess 2 years ago
What's funny in this video it's just stupid
VivaColdplayMusic 2 years ago 4
Some people just aren't born with a sense of humor. Unfortunately for the maker of this video, I've heard his music and he apparently doesn't have a sense of tone either...
sillypeachy33 2 years ago 2
Dont mess whit Chris Martin
Queennootje 2 years ago 3
lol
jdf1991 2 years ago
Just the title of this made me laugh.
paperbacklou 2 years ago
...fix you....
bigskyn842 2 years ago
i still find this funny... i like chris martin and think this is brilliant. :D
ps: people need to stop commenting on things they don't enjoy or understand- it's a waste of time.
alrightyproductions 2 years ago 2
So you think people should only share their opinions if they are positive ones? That's hardly a progressive attitude.
sillypeachy33 2 years ago
this is so freakin dumb! i mean you only did this so this would get so many views! and yes i know i am adding an other view BUT thats the chance i am willing to take to post this commment. anyways boo!!!!!!!!
soccergirlT6 2 years ago
This is the most pointless video ever!
evesheehan 2 years ago
Sorry , I don't uderstand , what is funny in this video?
Ne prenons pas ça trop au sérieux , c'est juste une vidéo pour plaisanter.
Finalstar5 2 years ago
This shouldn't have been funny but for some reason it kinda was.
Wuvdeer 2 years ago
if you didn't mention chris martin, this would've had zero views
jealous losersss
itscailin723 2 years ago
haha nice try.
ashqueeb 2 years ago
Stop pretending like you're so talent that you can act and speak like Chris.
Stupid video. This isn't funny.. Loser!
ShakerLouie 2 years ago
so bad.
you are so jealous of chris.
and chris IS REALLY hot , not like this fuckin' retard
Vivalavida35 2 years ago 3
he´s not hot
you´re right, he´s jealous on CM´s talent. Stop that f****** stuff....its only embarrasing.
womenofdesaster 2 years ago
i love a bit of cake, i do, i love a bit of cake!
sarahmalekzadeh1 2 years ago 2
haha, i found this hilarious.
RedHedRox94 2 years ago
that isn't funny
retards
gerbenletzer 2 years ago 4
on 0:30 its not chris martin mother fuckers stop this shit man amateurs
klikopmij 2 years ago
This is s***t!
gogolplex74 2 years ago
he's hot
annekinz 2 years ago
lame try again
supertmac2002 2 years ago
Lol i love this :)
HarryLloydlove 2 years ago
this is lame or wat this guys r so jealaous of martins talent
coldplayerau 2 years ago
what talent??
MCshlthead 2 years ago
Rofl! Litteraly!
5/5
tjsurfcity 2 years ago
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hateyouAAll 2 years ago
You suck. Big time
Frederik61 2 years ago
You people need to chill out, seriously.
I've been a MASSIVE Coldplay fan for about 4 years, and I thought it was hilarious. It's just some friends having some fun. Get a sense of humor.
By the way, you CANNOT tell me that you didn't crack up when he said "I'll try and fix you in a minute" XD
everlong42 2 years ago 7
whats so funny?
is it supposed to be a joke?
not funny, like srsly lol
if u wanna make fun of some one, make fun of the stupid rappers these days lol.
easy kill there
smileykyrah 2 years ago
"i try to fix u..." looo!
frayfroy 2 years ago 5
Good timing too.
JamieEdwardsDepo 2 years ago
Loosers...
olgamija 2 years ago 2
Idiots.
robman8908 2 years ago
he's super healthy!
alrightyproductions 2 years ago
I found the best live performance of Viva la Vida ever check it out @youtubedotcom
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its better than this shit
Shaftsus 2 years ago
lol
nitzkaulitz 2 years ago
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1.take a deep breath
2.think about the 1 u love
3.press F10 5 times
4.send this to 5 youtube videos
5.then look at ur background
hamured 2 years ago
you guys are all dumb. thats not even chris martin
caseyleeguild8D 2 years ago
It is!
TARNGERINES 2 years ago
thats the joke. read the description
soccerballeater101 2 years ago
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If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos in 30 GOOD LUCK
gayshua 2 years ago
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THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!
FIRST put both hands on your chest. (boy or girl)
SECOND think of someone you like.
THIRD tomorrow that person will ask you out or say they love you.
FOURTH Heres the catch, write this to five videos
neofight22 2 years ago
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is it true chris martin used drugs beat up his wife and is a bad influence
medeocracy 2 years ago
no
its just a joke
that is why he is cool
he jokes constantly
whatever it is
1912titan 2 years ago
lol, paltrow smokes.
UofL93 2 years ago
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NE LISEZ PAS CA un soir j'ai vue un esprie . il ma dit " tu vas mourir " est il a disparue . maintenant que vous avez lu sa vous aller mourir dans 3 jours exactement sauf si vous mettez sa sur 50 video, c'est pas de moi
31lovefriend31 2 years ago
Why do "you tubers" load such a cool medium sometimes with such naccistic S#$%T riding the backs of successful bands just to get you tube hits. They are really becoming so Boring!!!! as we have to waste time filtering out such garbage. Yeah! go ahead flame me I don't give a rat's ass.
zuluamuse 2 years ago
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few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didn't want that happening to me
SebastianCullen 2 years ago
:)) this is funny!:))
FulgiDeCocos 2 years ago
haha, i'll try and fix you in a minute.
MartinHire 2 years ago
bloody hell guys, its just some people having fun, if you dont like it then dont watch it :/
Shonaaaxx 2 years ago
We got tricked into watching it by the misleading title though, that's why we're mad.