Addendum: To all disgruntled skeptical atheists who dont believe in nothing

[nande230231]

it's a joke. pfunk is an atheist.

[Cootabux]

#2

Now, you wanna talk about angry and militant...just visit the OT Yahweh! Not only was this Canaanite god angry, he was a psychopath!! He loved killing people! He wouldn't think twice about ordering the deaths of innocent women & children! Sometimes, even the unborn. He had no problem advocating slavery & Misogyny!

That Yahweh was something else! Now regardless of how diff. jesus was, they were the same god! Btw, jesus advocated slavery too. I have all the verses if you're interested.

[Cootabux]

#1

Ha, ha...this is funny!

I'll be happy to explain it to you.

I was a Xian for over 50 yrs, then I studied scripture and realized where god came from!! man invented him!

Don't need family? Only need god? I feel sorry for you, I really do!

I'm not unhappy, I'm not angry! I get a bit angry when Xians continue to lie thru their teeth when I ask them difficult questions, but I'm happy not being in religious bondage any more. No fear of hell or a tyrannical monster who wants to send me there!

[dalinean]

LOL, without faith in reason you are lost. Jesus is the same as every other god, an invention of our NEED. Withought recognising illusion for what it is you are lost to humanity and are indeed a manatee.

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[cozstuart]

Jesus loves you, how do you know? Did he send you a card or something. I'm an atheist, but I have faith in humanity, I think that is more relevant to have faith in humans than having faith in some imaginary being. And we do need all these animals, because everything forms part of a food chain for the survival of everything on this planet.

[reverb508]

Your video is either a poor attempt at sarcasm, or the musings of a severely warped individual. Either way, you're creepy.

[reverb508]

Just saw some of your other videos. Looks like you're the former. What a relief. There's too many whack jobs on youtube already. Glad your not one of them.

I stand by my creepy comment though. You play a convincing holyroller. lol

[worldsworstjukebox]

I'm not going to heaven if there are no manatees there.

[MtlRedAtheist]

This line was genius:

"all you gotta do is stand there and just look at god"

[bfgoodrik]

Exactly why if that was a real choice, I'd rather go to hell.

[aratinacage]

Excellent poe until it suddenly becomes too funny to be real.

[NotEnoughPayne]

I'm surprised this jigaboo can spell "Jesus."

[Key2daUnderground]

do u believe in god?

[NotEnoughPayne]

@Key2daUnderground No. So I'm obviously an angry, empty human being with nothing to live for.

[Key2daUnderground]

Well, I dont believe in God either. But it does confirm that atheism doesnt automatically equate rational or logical seeing as how you may be "rational" enough to disbelief claims of dieties with no existing tangible evidence, but still be a poster boy of irrational bigoted racism..

[NotEnoughPayne]

@Key2daUnderground Irrational bigoted racism? For calling you a jigaboo?

No, it just proves that I know how to get under your skin. Nothing more, nothing less. What's irrational is calling someone a racist just for using a racial slur. It couldn't possibly be the case that I'm just trying to put you down...no, the logical thing to do is to assume that I hold all black people to be beneath me on the social hierarchy.

You sounded stupid, I put you down. No racism, but your satire sucks.

[Key2daUnderground]

Ummmmm, you do know that you didnt call ME a jiggaboo right? & it is not MY satire?

"What's irrational is calling someone a racist just for using a racial slur".

Interesting.

[NotEnoughPayne]

@Key2daUnderground Yeah that's my bad, I assumed you were the jigaboo in the video.

lol, the point of my last post was that when it comes to using any derogatory term pertaining to race, racism isn't always the subject's justification for using that term. If this video has been made by a Chinese-American, I'd call him a "banana" or something...not trying to racist, just trying to be an asshole.

[Key2daUnderground]

I understood what you meant, but the problem with using racial derogatory terms in attempts to being an asshole is that you are not only attacking that person's character, but attacking that person's race. If I were to call someone a cracker simply because I didnt like 1 individual white guy, there would be no way I can use the term "cracker" specifically for him without including other caucasians. these terms describe racial generalities... not specific individuals.

[TheHatefulDead]

ROTMFFLMAO!!!

"ask a manatee to spell Jesus"

[esantipapa]

I need that on a teeshirt... "ASK A MANATEE TO SPELL J-E-S-U-S... (gurgle, gurgle gurgle)"

[TheHatefulDead]

LOL:

"I Asked A Manatee To Spell Jesus...

And All I Got Was Gurgle, Gurgle, Gurgle."

[darkmatteruniverse]

"To shun ignorance and superstition, to embrace knowledge and reason, to become the sum of all the wisdom that one can absorb in a very limited lifetime—that is the purpose of humankind." - Ranjef

[phaexus]

Pfunk, you mentioned your mother in this video. Is she a theist? Just curious. If she is a theist does she express worry about your lack of faith?

[sykeo123]

jeus loves me i know strap the bomb to my chest i will show my god is bigger than yours.. sorry hand to respond to unedcated song with the same..

look up Aristotle and golden mean... not my fault you have no clue who Aristotle is if you spent more time in your life reading than inbreeding where is that texas? you would...

Aristotle explains what you seek the meaning of life long before your god was farted up.

[PotheadPundit]

Do you believe in Aliens? If so. Who's their god? If they have a different god, can two gods fight in an intergalactic god battle? Just curious,

[QuietRiot444]

that'd be cool to see. The great inter-galactic war to gain spiritual control of the universe. We would lose.

[parkaG]

TRICK QUESTION. no they cant because neither of them exist. I WIN.

[patienceking]

So that's where all the bees are going. God's forming them up in platoons in secret Beyond-Space-And-Time Hangars preparing for a massive attack wave against disgruntled, unhappy atheists.

[RAGHUVARVASUDEV]

jesus loves me so - that's why he gave me asthma...

[RAGHUVARVASUDEV]

manatee calf; bubble bubble bubble - ooh look mommy i can spell god...

mommy manatee; [flipper slaps calf] junior don't use bad words or i'll wipe ur tongue clean with pages from the god delusion u hear me...!!!

[BGenerous]

No Grass in heaven? I'm not going!

[TimCubUAkbar]

Tomorrow is going to be a good day, because I have faith that you'll vote NO ON ONE!

[TimCubUAkbar]

My purpose in life is to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Now that that's been accomplished this evening, I guess my only other purpose is to get you to VOTE NO ON ONE!

[globalarte]

I have faith in ATHEISM ____ It will lead us to Wisdom and Peace in the future.

[kurtu5]

I don't.

I assert that I can use reason and logic to describe the positive consequences that will result when you remove the mental shackles religion places on its constituents.

Any assertions that I would use are not founded on things that are not falsifiable. I am a reasoning being and am open to criticism.

[globalarte]

I think that religion is was and will be (for a wile) a couse of conflicts,disputes, waste of time, religion is bad because blind peoples mind (Noah story for ex.)

and don't let them use reason in an honest and free way make them vulnerable to brainwashing and easy manipulation.

[lb10128]

There is a lot of egocentrism in theism. Once the sun revolved around the earth and this billion galaxy universe was made for us and Jesus loves me. All i hear is me me me me.

[torib5k1]

preach on brother...ramen!

[CivilHuman]

Correction:

The bible says You wont know your family in heaven. You wont remember anything on earth.

[leonardj1]

if you know it can you tell me what chapter and verse it says that please

[saken]

"You have faith tomorrow is going to be a good day"

I don't think I do, I have evidence of many prior good days that would lead me to conclude that there is a high likelihood that tomorrow will be a good day in at least one way. Uncertainty does not equal "faith", at least not the "faith" religious people use to describe their acceptance of the claim that a deity exists.

Faith is if right now I accepted the claim as true(believed) that a brand new Ferrari would be in my garage when I go look.

[allTRIPLE1]

lol..."god sent a bee"

[ulthea]

Take that, you illiterate manatees!!

[chevon1920]

Lol, manatee

[EcrossH]

Haha, I love that argument. It's kinda neat seeing someone intelligent using that argument.... it kinda disintegrates the perceived strength of it. Kudos, PFUNK. Next time I see someone acting like this, I can laugh in their face.

[farvision]

What is the reason for life if there is a god?

[BGenerous]

To kiss his ass!

watch?v=fDp7pkEcJVQ

[farvision]

Yes, of course! LOL! That's a classic!!!

[AzmodanKijur]

Good vid, Pfunk.

[EricTheNihilist]

spending an eternity grovelling at the feet of god... huh, that kind of sounds like hell to me.

good vid 5 *

[tattypatty]

I am happy without a big invisible man in the sky.

[mobby32]

hes joking check out his channel