god it's so sad that i'm actually going to full on type this out.. *ahem*: crimpity crimpity now now crimpity crimpity ask me how crimpity crimpity, humble pie,
crimpity crimpity boing ding bong bong ding crimpity crimpity, ping pong. sugar man light source why did you come to me? put me in acoma woke up in the future, robot man can't you help me find my waaay, (bom dadadadada bom bom) I can't und...erstand the things you saaay, shoe mouse i love you so i took you from the underground and brought you home. put you in my jacket pocket took you to the meeting, put you in my jacket pocket took you to the meeting,
put you in my jacket pocket, put you in my jacket pocket, put you in my jacket, put you in my jacket. john claud jacketie with his jacket on, john claud jacketie with his jacket off. jacket on, jacket off, jacket on, jacket off, jacket on, jacket off, oo oo oo i did a twisty oo oo oo, a tiny twisty. crimpity crimpity now now crimpity crimpity ask me how, crimpity crimpity you will pay, crimpity crimpity out my way. boing ding bong bong ding, crimpity crimpity, FUCK YOU! :L trololol so sad.
The thing I most love about this kind of comedy... is this is the stuff that goes through your head in silly moments, but no-one every shares it. They just vocalize the nonsense!
@MelissaLeigh95 no, don't get caught in his web is the last line. tony and his paper castle is in a crimp in series 3 in the episode: The power of the crimp. i can't believe i just remembered that off the top of my head!!! geeky me :P
Pinknstrawberry6790, Some people may find this sad but I know every single word to this crimp and many other crimps too like the soup crimp; soup soup a tasty soup soup a spicey carrot and CORRIANDER, a CHILLI CHOWDER crountons croutons, crunchy friends in a liquid broth, I am gispachio ohh i am a summer soup mmm miso miso, fighting in the dojo, miso miso, ORIENTALL PRINCE IN THE LAND OF SOOOOOOUUUUPPPPP!!! I... am very sad lolage not really not when I have the mighty boosh!!!
@JolteonLover1 I'm doing it with 3 friends in my talent show. Make it more epic :D although we're gonna leave out the ending. There are going to be 5 year olds watching after all..........
Me and my friends did a live performance of this for our school talent show, even the "crimpity crimpity fuck you" part to the other people doing a song, we also wore costumes.. We won.
In the episode "Journey to the centre of the Crimp" The photo with the pic of Vince's brain cell family is on a commercial for battery world that I recorded today
Check it out here:
type in "battery world mighty boosh" into the search bar
@miscuser69 tbh if you dont like it then fair enough, but why do you go onto a video of something you don't like and say something bad about it, if you don't like it, dont watch it !!!
you know i found out what justin beibers email was and i wasnt going to just let this opportunity to pass so me and my friends made a video of us singing this and i sent it to him so far i have got a reply saying how did you get my email lol XD
@THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE sorry i tryed sending him a bit of iron maiden but hes changed his e-mail when i found the new one out youll be the first to know :)
aiiiiiiiiiiiiiii crimpity crimpity now now crimpity crimpity how sweet how crimpity crimpity humball pie crimpity cimpity bon ding bong bong ding crimpity crimpty ping pong sugar man likes so why did you come to me put me in a comer woke up in the future rubarb man can u help me find my way bababoodbump i cant understand anything you say choke miles i love you so took you from the under ground and brought you home put you in my jacket pocket took you to the meeting x5 jon jon jackitie
god it's so sad that i'm actually going to full on type this out.. *ahem*: crimpity crimpity now now crimpity crimpity ask me how crimpity crimpity, humble pie,
mysalival100 23 hours ago
crimpity crimpity boing ding bong bong ding crimpity crimpity, ping pong. sugar man light source why did you come to me? put me in acoma woke up in the future, robot man can't you help me find my waaay, (bom dadadadada bom bom) I can't und...erstand the things you saaay, shoe mouse i love you so i took you from the underground and brought you home. put you in my jacket pocket took you to the meeting, put you in my jacket pocket took you to the meeting,
mysalival100 23 hours ago
put you in my jacket pocket, put you in my jacket pocket, put you in my jacket, put you in my jacket. john claud jacketie with his jacket on, john claud jacketie with his jacket off. jacket on, jacket off, jacket on, jacket off, jacket on, jacket off, oo oo oo i did a twisty oo oo oo, a tiny twisty. crimpity crimpity now now crimpity crimpity ask me how, crimpity crimpity you will pay, crimpity crimpity out my way. boing ding bong bong ding, crimpity crimpity, FUCK YOU! :L trololol so sad.
mysalival100 23 hours ago
Yeah they are copying tom hanks in "Big"
misspandarific 4 days ago
Naboo Gets Me Every Time! Like If You Agree X'D
SmileBabe1998 5 days ago
IN WALESSS! ahaha
NewYorkDontLoveMe 1 week ago
can't wait for da movie
DJHastenz 1 week ago
@DJHastenz there wont be a movie :(
Jackhayes123 2 days ago
i miss the mighty boosh!! idk if its still on in other places but it used to be on in the states on like adult swim and i miss it so much!!
skaterchik666 1 week ago
alan alan alan rachnid the spider provider dont get caught in his web!
21stcenturygaming1 2 weeks ago
thumbs up for bollo, naboo and vince...but not howard !!
A7XandSHIZZ 2 weeks ago
@A7XandSHIZZ
No.
OfLanceTheLonginus 2 weeks ago
@OfLanceTheLonginus yes.
A7XandSHIZZ 2 weeks ago
i LOVE this it is epic!!!!!!! words cannot describe how awesome it is!!!!!!!!!! :D
sezaweza 3 weeks ago
The thing I most love about this kind of comedy... is this is the stuff that goes through your head in silly moments, but no-one every shares it. They just vocalize the nonsense!
flutterandwow 3 weeks ago
Did you know that Vince and Naboo are brothers in real life.
OneDirection306 3 weeks ago
Listening to this whilst typing makes you type in rhythm to the crimp. Genius!
NonnieSP 3 weeks ago
Isnt there a bit where it goes "twist em up, twist em down, twist em all around that makes a sound that goes, IIYIYIYI"?
gacerules1234 4 weeks ago
@gacerules1234 that's another crimp..i think it ends it tony and his paper castle XD
MelissaLeigh95 2 weeks ago
@MelissaLeigh95 no, don't get caught in his web is the last line. tony and his paper castle is in a crimp in series 3 in the episode: The power of the crimp. i can't believe i just remembered that off the top of my head!!! geeky me :P
vivemuero 1 day ago
The beginning of this crimp is where the Bouncy Bouncy one leads off from. O.o
x4alifetimex 1 month ago 4
I literally memorized the whole crimp.
lonelyislandfan14 1 month ago 2
@lonelyislandfan14 Same!
OneDirection306 3 weeks ago
0:10 someone says "ping" instead of "ting"
altecthat 1 month ago 2
Crimpity Crimpity Fuck You! \/-.-\/
NobleJosh99 1 month ago
The only funny thing brits are able to come up with
Cel3ry 1 month ago
@Cel3ry do you mean this one crimp or crimping in general?
TheDONPATCHHAMMER 1 month ago
i've just spent my time watching naboo dance... soooo funny
EdXWinryFan1 1 month ago
My friend and I spent most of our lunch at school singing this.
It was amazing.
HumanoidBeauty 1 month ago 2
Dont you people find this really annoying?, i do
SamHain1031666 1 month ago
Cant believe people like this shit
SamHain1031666 1 month ago
@SamHain1031666 Can't believe people don't like this shit!
Jadasan 1 month ago 6
i learnt this crimp and i walk around school with my bestfriend crimping,
READthisANDiLOVEyou 2 months ago 4
This was the first "Fuck" not bleeped out on my TV before 12 P.M.
xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx 2 months ago 4
lol did anyone else think the guy in the glitter suit looks like proffeser snape lol
minyme43 2 months ago
@minyme43 Hes called Vince Noir (Aka NOEL FIELDING!)
alikaytwlawson 2 months ago 4
Absolute genius.
Sophomoph 2 months ago
0:14 Jay from Inbetweeners?
mratkins89 2 months ago
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wordyward 2 months ago
Naboo is the cutest!
FallOverGurl 3 months ago 5
jacket on, jackitoff.
sydebewbzgigity 3 months ago 2
xD crimpity crimpity fuck you
master222ful 3 months ago 13
Only part of the show I loved.
Olorune 3 months ago
hufflepuffhufflepuff NOWNOW hufflepuffhufflepuff ASKMEHOW
JonnoGradian 3 months ago
Dont you love their faces at the end xx
weridmeggy 3 months ago
LOLZO XOXO <3 :DD :DD
chestnut45134 3 months ago
BBC America, please give us Boosh!
VivaSedai 3 months ago
@JolteonLover1 vid?
TheAphexdeuce 4 months ago
i had this memorized 2 years ago, watched it right now for the first time since and knew every single word.
LesDoddFilms 4 months ago
00:29 lmfao
Mistermonger1 4 months ago
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is this supposed to be funny?
AreTheseYourCarKeys 4 months ago
@AreTheseYourCarKeys Well, kinda. Its because its an amazing crimp...
CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy 4 months ago 2
The Mighty Boosh -- all 3 seasons at user/PetertheImpaler?feature=mhee
PetertheImpaler 4 months ago
boing ding bong bong ting! ;)
jadebadgerjazz777 4 months ago
LMAO :D
EmilyyNRoses 4 months ago
watchin this blazed is..... beautiful
adamyoungxD2009 4 months ago
Crimpity crimpity fuck you.
CassyIvankovic 5 months ago 226
I know the dance and song as a whole by heart. I feel complete :3
MsSunnyKels 5 months ago 4
look at naboo! he is so adorable!!
JackNanty13 5 months ago 3
After they get going it sounds soooo Frank Zappa and the Mothers. I love me a good Freak Out, that's for sure.
mysterycity 5 months ago
ROFLMAO (Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ars Off for those who dont know)
sammybammyX 5 months ago
This programme is my obsession of the year.
LolCatLover23 5 months ago
@squidsy1996 indeed i did and i won the talent show
JolteonLover1 5 months ago 4
Crimpity crimpity fuck you.
ToriaDumOfTheTweedle 5 months ago
@ToriaDumOfTheTweedle EVEN FUNNIER WHEN WRIGHTEN!! ADD ME!
ninjabubbledinosaur 5 months ago
Love the Mighty Boosh! Old Gregg is awesome and he's got a mangina. Drink the Bailys from my shoe do you love me?
claredai 5 months ago
Great great crimping. Trying to remember this. Already know the soup song and lots of what the moon says. Such a good show.
t43597 5 months ago 2
I made myself learn this whole thing in the shower in thirty minutes and I haven't forgotten it for like a year.
ShelbyGalaxy 5 months ago
love these
thecatmother 5 months ago
Pinknstrawberry6790, Some people may find this sad but I know every single word to this crimp and many other crimps too like the soup crimp; soup soup a tasty soup soup a spicey carrot and CORRIANDER, a CHILLI CHOWDER crountons croutons, crunchy friends in a liquid broth, I am gispachio ohh i am a summer soup mmm miso miso, fighting in the dojo, miso miso, ORIENTALL PRINCE IN THE LAND OF SOOOOOOUUUUPPPPP!!! I... am very sad lolage not really not when I have the mighty boosh!!!
MultiCarroot 5 months ago 3
@MultiCarroot so do i dont worry about it to much boosh but its not a bad thing ;)
electroeilidh 5 months ago
@electroeilidh ino! it's not a bad thing it's blummin'briliant! lol thanx:)
MultiCarroot 5 months ago
I LEARNT THIS!
livypoo22 5 months ago
weve learnt this
PwettieGirlys 5 months ago
:') My first ever crimp?! And I <3 It :D
OmNomChristoferDrew 5 months ago
i love that "crimpity crimpity fuck you"
poppylwood2 5 months ago
if this gets 20 thumbs up i'll sing this to my head teacher and in my talent show
JolteonLover1 5 months ago 306
@JolteonLover1 Did you sing it to your head???
squidsy1996 5 months ago
@JolteonLover1 bbullshit
hydro3211 5 months ago
@JolteonLover1 You better get 3 others to join you, otherwise it would just be awkward!
Thejampacker 4 months ago
@JolteonLover1 i already did :L no joke
Fuzaliciouss 4 months ago
@JolteonLover1 so, did you sing it???
XDbeans 3 months ago
@XDbeans Probably not, people do this all the time to get thumbs up, but most likely never actually do it.
Bennehhful 3 months ago
@Bennehhful true, but it would have been hilarious, especially the end!
XDbeans 3 months ago
@XDbeans Agreed! :)
Bennehhful 3 months ago
@JolteonLover1 did you do it?
1234THESTIG 2 months ago 4
@JolteonLover1 It won't be as epic if you don't have 2 other people and an ape.
xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx 2 months ago
@JolteonLover1 I'm doing it with 3 friends in my talent show. Make it more epic :D although we're gonna leave out the ending. There are going to be 5 year olds watching after all..........
saturnstargirl 1 month ago
@JolteonLover1 Got a few more thumbs up innit
ZaySevenfold 1 month ago
what is a crimp?
JanDICK544 6 months ago
@JanDICK544 that...
MrHoboguitarist 5 months ago
@JanDICK544 obviously.
PwettieGirlys 5 months ago
Anyone else heard "Jacket off" as "Jack it off"?
TheSuperchris9 6 months ago
I want vince's mirror ball suit :D
bensonandkate 6 months ago
They have obviously studied long and hard to learn kung fu from Jackie Chan.
Jacket on jacket off!
Pantjay 6 months ago 3
U.N owen was ??????
koagasa21 6 months ago
me and three of my friends are going to perform the four way crimp at open mic night at summer in the city! :D
GeorgieStartingOut 6 months ago 2
@GeorgieStartingOut damn you stole my comment xD
lovemac95 6 months ago
@lovemac95 aww sorry lol x
GeorgieStartingOut 6 months ago
@lovemac95 aww sorry lol x
GeorgieStartingOut 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Me and my friends did a live performance of this for our school talent show, even the "crimpity crimpity fuck you" part to the other people doing a song, we also wore costumes.. We won.
downoncorner 6 months ago
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downoncorner 6 months ago
Peacock dreams can suck my ass, this is war!
Tw0Dents 6 months ago
can we get a death metal remix off CRIMPETY CRIMPETY FUCK YOU!!!
arn0ld93 6 months ago 2
Crimping is impossible!
xXGhilliedxSamuraiXx 6 months ago
on this episode of mythbusters, we try to find out if a four way crimp is actually possible!
trollolololololo 6 months ago 3
Nick Clegg And David Cameron Should Not Be Running Anything.
They Should Be Replaced By : Noel Fielding, Russell Howard, And Dan Clark.
It'd Be Way Funnier And Way Better Than Two Dude Up Each Others Arses, Keeping The Rich Rich, And The Poor Poor.
Dan Would Think With His Balls, Noel Would Get Help From His Plan Pony, And Russell Would Make Us Laugh Even When Something Was Making Us Cry.
Plus Noel Could Give Amazin Advice On All Kinds Of Stuff (Hair + Excuses).
ZmightyDouch 6 months ago
In the episode "Journey to the centre of the Crimp" The photo with the pic of Vince's brain cell family is on a commercial for battery world that I recorded today
Check it out here:
type in "battery world mighty boosh" into the search bar
I almost freaked when I saw it!
littlegreenartichoke 6 months ago
Crimp Off
OneWorldzz 6 months ago
love the way bollo dances :)
demonelephant 6 months ago 4
My friends and I put this song a on repeat and learnt the dance and the song plus we did a FIVE way Crimp! Love it! <3
3moDarkCullens 6 months ago 2
9 - Crimpity Crimpity Fuck You.
XModgamezzz 6 months ago 2
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This is the least funny British show ever. I didn't laugh once throughout the whole DVD I watched.
miscuser69 7 months ago
@miscuser69 Fuck off then.
StickItUpYrBumGugle 6 months ago 2
@miscuser69 It really isn't for everyone, either it's great either it's awful.
astalism 6 months ago
@miscuser69 tbh if you dont like it then fair enough, but why do you go onto a video of something you don't like and say something bad about it, if you don't like it, dont watch it !!!
griffingeo 6 months ago 2
the 93 people that disliked this had a tube mouse and it chewed through their jacket pocket :D
theoperagalgascoyne 7 months ago 3
93 people can't do a four way rimp XD
griffingeo 7 months ago
@griffingeo *crimp lol
griffingeo 7 months ago
this was the first one a watched like what 2 days ago? lol i stay up @ 4:00 just to watch it :D its my new favorite show
AwesomexGirlx12343 7 months ago 4
U.N owen was her?
mermaidmelody8 7 months ago
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this.... wasnt funny........
lucasB823 7 months ago
I love how Naboo dances.
EmmaJayneSmith 7 months ago
I love this song and Mighty Boosh SOO much!!! :D
eemfizz 7 months ago
Actually the whole song... :D
Twiggy19981 7 months ago
I got the saying "Crimpity Crimpity,Fuck You" stuck in my head.....But I don't mind ;)..
Twiggy19981 7 months ago 5
@disjoinedchip2
CRIMPETY CRIMPETY, FUCK YOU! ;D
0Passionate0 7 months ago
die Werbung ist schlimm, the mighty boosh hammer...
harlekin0263 7 months ago
call me stupid but i don't see how this is mean't to be funny?
disjoinedchip2 7 months ago
@disjoinedchip2
watch the show, get to know the characters, THEN comment, don't just find random clips and expect to understand whats going on.
Kojitsu 5 months ago
teehee, they said "jack it off" a buncha times without even realizing it xD
StickyRice43 7 months ago
-_-;; watsa crimp? btw... CRIMPITY CRIMPTY! FUCK YOU!
lindagal2864 7 months ago
this is my fav crimp !!!
MrsJohnnyDepp44 7 months ago
Oh the dodgy looks we got for singing this in a English class! :')
arttasticlu 7 months ago
this is arsem
urbangamerdude 7 months ago
which episode is this?
monstermashman22 7 months ago
@monstermashman22 crimping season 3 episode 5
lol503031 7 months ago
you know i found out what justin beibers email was and i wasnt going to just let this opportunity to pass so me and my friends made a video of us singing this and i sent it to him so far i have got a reply saying how did you get my email lol XD
MrKingofoblivion 8 months ago 2
@MrKingofoblivion did he like it ?
KirstenHendersonn 7 months ago
@KirstenHendersonn not sure but im guessing not lol :)
MrKingofoblivion 7 months ago
@MrKingofoblivion Please tell me his e-mail. I will send him some METAL!
THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE 7 months ago
@THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE sorry i tryed sending him a bit of iron maiden but hes changed his e-mail when i found the new one out youll be the first to know :)
MrKingofoblivion 7 months ago
@MrKingofoblivion Thank you sir. That was the first thing I was going to send him, actually.
To be precise, Dream of Mirrors is what I was going to send him.
THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE 7 months ago
My friends and I went busking and sung this..
xxKatelovesJedwardxx 8 months ago 3
bong bong ting
jrmetmoi 8 months ago
crimpity,crimpity fack you xDDDD ahahhahah
seseljsrpski 8 months ago
aiiiiiiiiiiiiiii crimpity crimpity now now crimpity crimpity how sweet how crimpity crimpity humball pie crimpity cimpity bon ding bong bong ding crimpity crimpty ping pong sugar man likes so why did you come to me put me in a comer woke up in the future rubarb man can u help me find my way bababoodbump i cant understand anything you say choke miles i love you so took you from the under ground and brought you home put you in my jacket pocket took you to the meeting x5 jon jon jackitie
superandom12345 8 months ago 2
92 people think crimping is something they do to their Justin Beiber hair..
ROTFLMFAO
KaminaKoei 8 months ago 2
crimpity crimpity fuck you xD
ConsiderableGravity 8 months ago
Tube mouse I love you so. I took you from the underground and brought you home. I put you in my jacket pocket, took you to the meeting.
Bearingz 8 months ago 4
I love boosh <3 :D
XxchibikitsunexX 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you noticed the dirty smile vince gets when they say jacket off
goddamn35 9 months ago 3
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Josh1763 9 months ago 2
must. learn. this.
PinkStrawberry6790 9 months ago 54
@PinkStrawberry6790 2 months ahead of you...
BrothersSilentium 5 months ago
i luv the mighty boosh!!!!!!!!
CandyGirlzTKJR 9 months ago
fuck you
EviIDuck 9 months ago
I FUCKING LOVE THE BOOSH
ALIKZ289 9 months ago
@frogiee888 Wooooooo! :D
Hannibaa 9 months ago
I have now memorized all aspects of this song. My music class better be prepared :|
punifa 9 months ago
To the 92 people who disliked this..
''crimpty crimpty fuck you''
larzilar 9 months ago 186
@larzilar they need to die crimp hating motherfuckers
munchmaster92 6 months ago
BOING PING PONG PONG TING
randomizerlucy 10 months ago
92 people hd their jacket on jacket off jacket off jacket on jacket off.. (etc)
AmyTheJawsTerminator 10 months ago 3
i'm not going sing this at school
aussieosbourne 10 months ago
at 0:29 is that that Comidienne Miranda?
trimmytrab 10 months ago
I'm doing this at graduation.
Raimzie 10 months ago 6
@Hazie995 oh my, i am so jealous :D
i want your teacherr!!!
Catley214 10 months ago
Me and 3 boys sang this in English about a year ago. The teacher joined in with us :D He rocks!
Hazie995 10 months ago
naboo and vince are brothers i real life (noel fielding and micheal fielding
deadtoads 10 months ago
CRIMPETY CRIMPETY FUCK YOU!
one2nintynine 10 months ago 37
i only like the weird fucked up ones (old gregg)
tylerboy1333 10 months ago
:3 Every time i meet up with my brother , like if he's out and i go out on my bike and fine him , i walk up to him , and sing all of this :L
He's like o_o..
TheTigerEmma 10 months ago
fucking brilliant.
Illcomeatyou 10 months ago
90 people cant four way crimp :)
lozcansingxx 10 months ago
@lozcansingxx shut the fuck up
Renaissanceish 10 months ago
@deadlydog100 its jacket on jacket off :P
RuuYaa96 10 months ago
boing ding bonk bonk ting crimpety crimpety FUCK YOU :D
scumoftheearthh 11 months ago
I know every word, with every action. My life is now COMPLETE :)
falakalak 11 months ago
oh oh oh i did a twisty
oh oh oh a tiny twisty
surfie4life36 11 months ago