American XFactor YouTube Star Idol

[pit0ny]

what is the first song?

[Franstsoenamie]

xelander you are a true king of satire, nuff said.

[ahokalam]

Hahaha....I loved that, Xelander! Really awesome stuff. =)

[ritergrl01]

HAHAHA! Your Sob Story was spot on! And the Louis Walsh was perfect! This is one of the better X-factor / whatever else satires I've seen. Great job!

[Irishpeoplefart]

Hey Man,

You are a complete legend, I hope you know that.

Your impersinations are outstanding and you have a great mind for comedy.

You're very talented, and I'll pick up the phone and vote for you, haha.

[Xelanderthomas]

Thanks :)

[stephowe]

haha you have a brainiac t shirt!!

brilliant impressions

[Xelanderthomas]

Yeah, my wife was actually in a segment of it.

[padamanmatt]

haha, you're Louis Walsh impression is impeccable!

[Xelanderthomas]

I think you're the only person to get Louie Walsh. ;) cool.

[01hdav]

hahaha dude you are very good at satire work :D Love every video I've seen so far!

[Xelanderthomas]

You'll hit one or two clinkers. but thanks

[xKaat94x]

So great!

[highheadjester]

shit I would vote for you any day!! ~HHJ~

[cheakdirk]

hahahaha how do you do schit like that hahaha

i think you go on star raking

[rubmeister]

hahaah :D that is THE TRUTH! :P

btw, what's the name of the soundtrack you used at the end?

[meluv79]

You became Randy Jackson for sure.

Dude dont cry..you'll get there..i'm crying damnit i'm voting..

for UUU

[Xelanderthomas]

No, don't you watch the show.  Especially the X Factor in Britian. You HAVE to have a sob story, not want to go back, and cry.

[meluv79]

No, i dont really watch the show, but i always vote for the underdog, that's just me, a soft hearted person that gives

into sometime fake tears um huh lol.

[Xelanderthomas]

Well if you were in the UK and watching X Factor you would have to vote for everyone because they each pour on the sob story. One's father died last year, one just finally met their real mother, one was teased and bullied in grammar school and had to over come it, one had almost died a couple of years earlier and the crocodile tears are there every week and you just don't know who to give you sympathy vote to. You would go heywire.

[meluv79]

Wow, yea i would go bonkers!

it seems most of the tv shows in the UK are more Dramatic or should i say have more Flare

[wayneabc123]

x factors alot better then american idol, and what your sayin about the x factor its not like that every week the reason they made it was because of their TALENT!!!!!!

[elizard]

Xelander, you are a YouTube Star! I saw it shining over your head in this video!

[RomeR0]

that was really amazing. the end you played so nice, i'm enthusiastic about it.

[medottie]

dude you rock! amazing

[timtwo12]

wow, brilliant!

[mjohnst]

A pooper scooper! Great stuff.

[owneroftheinternet]

Classic Randy Jackson!!

[MBRHIndustries]

I wouldn't mind that prize.

ps

I can do science, me.

[kenrg]

Even Oprah didn't win 50,000 subscribers, she's still only at 19,000. Not that I'm checking up on the situation or anything.

Great job!

[JeriLynnKarr]

You ARE my viral video vlogger star.....

:0(

[JeriLynnKarr]

OOOOOOOOOOOooo, I wanna audition?? LOL!!!!

You make me so damn happy doo-berry!

[TT202020]

damn happy?

So you are damned and happy about it? Or your happiness is damned? - eitherway, I don`t get it.

[JeriLynnKarr]

I used it as an intensifier for the word happy, and fortunately for you, you don't have to get it!

:0) peace to you......

[TT202020]

Apparantly you don`t have any clue what damn means..

[JeriLynnKarr]

ApparEntly, I don't!! lol

Have a nice day!

[Xelanderthomas]

What's TT20 doing, messin' with my peeps. I'm gonna have to get on him.

[Xelanderthomas]

Hey dawg, don't come on here messin' with my peeps. JeriLynn is one of my fav peeps!

Maybe you have to be a native english speaker (growing up in America with our sloppy & liberal use of the language - we aren't as anal about it as you Euorpeans) to get it when someone says "I'm DAAAAMN HAPPY" they mean "I'm damn happy" I got ya' Jeri

[TT202020]

The meaning of the word 'damn' doesn`t change. But most of the Youtubers speak 10 words before thinking about the first, so it fits.

[Xelanderthomas]

Well however it fits into your take on YouTube in general, I'm tellin' you it may well be an American slang sensiblity. Like we'll say "I'm fucking happy" "I feel damn good" and the brothers get even deeper, like James Brown is "bad as hell" which is actually extremely good. So what I'm saying is that when Jeri said she used it as an intensifer for happy that, I get it. It's not that in the dictionary but in the non-anal street lexicon it is :)

[TT202020]

I don`t have that one in my bookcase, but hack, I only read decent books, so..

[TT202020]

Funny you use James Brown, dog. Watch my next vid.

[JeriLynnKarr]

You always have my back, dont 'cha baby!! Love you!!!

[Xelanderthomas]

Will do, cause your videos are "bad as hell" They are "the shit" I mean real "good shit" cause the make me "laugh my ass off" And I usually walk away feeling "pretty damn good" Then I can chill and "relax like hell"

[salamyarmy]

last year i was a pooper scooper and i just don't want to go back to scoopy boob. or at least i think thats the last bit its kinda hard to hear it? all i know is its funny stuff. Anyways that made my day Xelander thanks for the laughs lol

[dleifyamjr]

Loved it. But I am runnoing away from a prize like that. Nobody saw me here did they . . . .

[larvinc]

Oscar award to you! Or Emmy or anything. You earned it.

What's the music at the background?

[Linta18]

I love xelander bits!!! Give us more! :)

[MacBraveheart]

Simon/Louis/Randy/Xelander! I LOOOOOVE YOU!!!! Can I have your autograph?! I am SOOOO voting for you! Seriously- you are so awesome I cannot stop laughing at your incredible wit. Even when it is nightmare material! LOL!

[PowersofKhan]

Awesome. I think your pretty damn funny. U hit Randy on the head. Nice job, down with OPRAH!!!

[peterbriers]

5 stars for pooper scooper. 3 stars for the rest. you get 4 stars.

[Xelanderthomas]

You heard it ladies & gentleman - 4 stars! Is that enough to advance or will Xelander be... GOING HOME?!!!

[peterbriers]

don't worry. You always have to have a black guy in the competition. And since there aren't to many on the youtubes, you have more than a decent chance...

Ow, and you are funny too.

[redsimonDE]

Video flogging has always been popular. :)

[aseagris]

This is some old skool blogging right here lol

I'm gonna check out the Oprah vid next b/c I noticed her channel the other day. And if it's what I think it is then, yeah, YouTube's golden days are nearing an end. She has 13,000 + subs in one week ! Come on ppl, it's corporate sell-out mind-washing junk ...

Give me X-man any day over that crap.

[MustafaPresents]

The Oprah channel proves that people are still addicted to TV.

[downhill240]

Go back and be a Proud pooper scooper trooper!

[MasterNemesis102]

Simon Cowell isn't black... he's british... Paula Abdul is the black one... duh...

[Xelanderthomas]

Louis Walsh isn't black either. Your statement is cracking me up, though, with it's layers of fallacy: 1. I think a lot of black Brits would take offense at you comparing something as Black or British (like it's exclusive) 2. the implication that a black comic can only characterize a black person - White comics do black people.

luv ya anyway, :)

[susangm]

Check it out, dude. hahahhahhha. Xelander makes my day. Uh-huh.

[hoomelemele]

5 stars!! (is it true Oprah is going to be a guest judge later in the season?)

[theloathlydaddy]

Great satire, and I think there's a point in there somewhere too. lol  The impersonations were very funny.

[K80Blog]

But wait... I wanna win. Oh I can't cause I'm not famous. :(

[JasonMelancon]

Very thought provoking scenario! But funny at the same time. In other words, your usual quality.

[GeneticBlend]

LOL... "I was Flogged!" XD

[achampag]

hahahaha

i like how you did the characters

[Geheimman]

We got a blogga in da house

[popsuckits]

Best line..."That was not video blogging that was video flogging"...Great T-shirt...