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  • The soccer ball joke was lame.

  • "What's the deal with candles? They aren't in cans!"

    *Awkward Silence*

    "That was mentally retarded."

  • This kid doesnt even deserve to be the punchline of a joke

  • another good one would have been " hey do you know karate?... then dodge this kick

  • lol he dosen't even know how to spell retarded 1:56

  • After watching this video and listening to that kid i lost 5 iq points. I swear to fuvking god that kid made me retarted

  • Anyone relise his DESC says MENTALLY RETARDED!!!

  • @CrazyCrackHead419 *Mentally Retarted

  • Are you mad bro?

  • Lol I love boot jokes

  • This is like what happens when someone gets famous after being shit on and tries to be all "YEAH BRO I MEANT IT"

  • LOL he spelled "Retarded" wrong xD

  • Kick it? Noooo

  • Eh-bout?

  • id rather take a dump while doing a handstand

  • tea is for mugs!

  • OMG, i cant listen to his annoying voice

  • I would rather take a dump doing a handstand than invite this guy to my party.

  • Aboot, You call tech support LOL, YOU FUCKING RAPE IT WITH YOUR FOREHEAD.

    -Answers to the jokes.

  • You kick it? Oh n-

    *kicked from party*

  • noobkiller is mentally retarded

  • He spelled "Mentally retarded" wrong.

  • What do you do to a soccer ball?

    Kick it? NO!- Kickd*

  • It's not a joke if you answer before they do.lol

  • awesome i like how he realise it at the end XD

  • A BOOOT

  • 69 gigabats..

    Wat.

  • This kid is mentally retarded...

  • those jokes made me die inside a little.

  • This was 20x funnier after I watched Humiliations #7.

  • @killerkingNF o know rite

  • What do you do to a broken computer when you still want to use it? (Kick it)

    Kid: "I don't know!"

    How do Canadians say about?

    Kid completely blows off the question then 30 seconds later replies: "I don't know!"

    What do you do to a soccer ball?

    Kid: "Kick it.... NOO--"

    talk about a fail^

  • @killerkingNF no what you do to a computer is yoiu re"boot" it

  • @littlemann211 Well, it could go either way. They could boot it, or out of frustration kick it. I'm more the frustrated type, so I'd kick it, probably to pieces...

  • 1:37 makes sense...

  • he is mentally retarded.

  • The little kid freakin' owned you guys lol

  • "i spent my life..in the privet sector" bill romney

  • This kid is just doing this to get featured on a famous YouTuber's videos.

  • I use to be "mentally retarded" "I use to do a dump while doing a handstand" until i got an arrow to the knee

  • Fucking moron doesn't even know how to spell "retarded"

  • Four hunderd.

  • whats fat, disturbing and are filled with narcissists that believe they are number one!?

    ........ AMERICA FUCK YEAH

  • @gamerx112 >obvious eurofag

  • @EXTREMEROFLNESS73 lol fail, I'm not even in europe.

  • @gamerx112 No, that's most of Europe...

  • ...Wait, isn't pinball the one who was singing T-swift? e.e xDD

  • @randapandapa yeah, then he hit puberty

  • He is mentally retarded.

  • @xXDEADxWINGXx it said so right in his motto!!

  • kick it? N-*kicked*

  • "They left"...

    Who else knew what he was going to say.

  • roflcopter!!!!!!

  • its 9:30 i think its past noobkillers bed time >..<

  • wat shape is italy BOOT

  • that kid is mentally retarded

  • Please make a compilation of boots

  • "huh kick i-- NO

  • "What do fruits have a passion for?"

    "Your mother"

    Made me roflopter xD

  • kick it? n-

  • at 3:11 he realized he was gonna be kicked out of the party xD

  • I was playing with noob killer

  • well you could say what shape is italy and you could hear him go noooo!!!when you kicked him hah lol

  • Pinballman= LOL

  • @MigLegitNoscopes

    Us Canadians supposedly pronounce "about" "aboot"

  • wats was the canadian joke at the end? didnt understand it.

  • @MlgLegitNoscopes The Sterotype is that Canadians say Aboot instead of About.

  • wuz that a girl

  • LMFAO

  • What do you do to a soccer ball?

    You Kick them...

    ....I dun get it...

  • @Thedoraify their talking about his penis LOL

  • @Thedoraify They want to kick him from the private chat/party by making him say "Kick" or "Boot" lol...

  • @AosaBid thank you captain obvious

  • @tylerm405 You are trying to troll/look smart.

    If you were actually a successful troll/"smart" you would see that I explained someone who didnt get the joke.

    Go back to school moron.

  • @Thedoraify then he kicked him form th partty

  • In my town they named a street Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

  • @Freddie7191 haaaaaaaaa! that was awesome!

  • Whats the deal with noobkiller? he doesnt kill anybody.

  • Mentally Retarted?

  • wow thats actually kinda sad anybody wanna spam him a bunch of msgs and make him rage? ill give you 20 bucks if someone can get him to say kick it again :D

  • kick it.....NOooo-

  • @outman21 You mad bro? Haha

  • "What's the deal with candles? They're not in Cans..."

    *Awkward silence*

  • @RandomShinigami7 there wasnt an awkward silence....crazy filmmaker was talking

  • @ThaKyz that was an awkward silence bro no one said anything for like 7seconds after the joke

  • @xianos707 no, if u look on the screen u can see that crazy filmmaker was talking u just couldnt hear him. no awkward silence, it just seemed like it to us

  • he reminds me of Buzzkillington with his fascinating jokes

  • I'm sick of telling you dumbass Americans this canadiens don't say aboot we say about just like you r

  • @outman21 ikr amricans are jelleaous of our bacon

  • @minerman63 Don't be see racist >_>

  • @outman21 sir, what are you talking aboot ?

  • Pinballman:What do you do to a soccer ball?

    Noobkiller:Kick it NOOO

    (Booted)

  • I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DUMB REDNECK STORY JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION

  • I wanna hit that kid in the face

  • @TheXboxbaby You can't hit retarded people... Correction, Mentally retarded

  • I love black ops

  • lol he spelled retarded like "retarted" 2:50

  • Uhh... Kick it? NOO- *Bing*

  • that kid is sooo stupid it amazes me

  • HAHA GOOD ONE!! GOOD ONE!! HA HA!! HO HO!! HO HO!!

  • everyone send him a message saying hes gay and his dad touches him at night lol

  • as soon as i get home im messaging noobkiller

  • @BlackHawkSkull01 Dump* :)

  • i got a good one what's with those lame ass jokes noobkiller c'mon son.

  • Noobkiller2k8 has a bush in his pants?

    Doesnt look Hairy.

  • Noobkiller said giga bots wtf

  • Dude i think i saw noobkiller on a halo reach game

  • kick i... NO!

    LOL

  • @firefightfilms99 mah dude that's cyber bullying,u nvr knw if this shit could affect dis kid

  • @DCfreak324 i think you should worry about your spelling disorder before you worry about this kid. go onto a rebecca black video if you wanna call people "cyber bullies" the world is filled with "bullies" kid.

  • @DCfreak324 He doesn't know this kid so it wouldn't affect him. Nor you. Also, if cyber bullying ACTUALLY affects someone to the point where they kill themselves or something than those people truly are retarded and dumb. Much like yourself. Most cases of suicide from cyber bullying that I've seen are basically people with no lives or friends going online to feel like they honestly have something in life, when in actualiy they don't. We remind them of that and than they overreact. :3

  • @DCfreak324 nope.

  • Lol that kid isn't goodnat anything! If I were him I'd just kill myself, fucking loser

  • @FireFightFilms99 son get a life

  • @avataraaronc I have 1000 so I fuckin win.... Bitch.

  • Pinballman fucking failure atjokes

  • is this kid seriously retarded

  • has pinballman's voice changed? O.o

  • Youtube added a reactions tab? ---->

  • whats the deal with chopsticks they arent chopping anything

    OMGOMGOMG LOLOLOL best one i have ever heard

  • canadians say it about

  • pause at 1:55 and look at noob killer's comment. he spelled retarded wrong and he calls other people mentally retarded... WOW!!!

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  • noobkiller2k8 is mentally retarded

  • I like how this kid thinks he's "Friends" with everyone he comes into contact with.

  • @oldmannecklace those were stupid jokes

  • "whats the deal with chopsticks"

    Let's not get started with the jokes.

  • Not mentally retarded, socially retarded

  • Whats The Deal With Candles There Not In Cans. Mentally Retarded.?

  • Banya!

  • Banya!

  • LOL

  • -What do u do 2 a ball

    -Kick it... Noh!! WAI!

  • this is mentally retarded

  • where exactly was he going with the "how old is your mother" joke anyway?

  • So does Crazy Filmmaker friend all the faggot kids he finds? lol He's made a trend. I knife in all my gun games now too. Haha

  • lol his computer has 69 gigabites well mines has 500 gigabites so i win.

  • @avataraaronc Mine has 2,000 :v

  • How can anyone ever fall for these jokes ?

  • omg hahaha that kids hilarious

  • Lol, two years and Pinballman's voice sounds a LOT deeper

  • omg will

    what r u doin

  • thumb up if you want to kill that little asshole

  • i think they shoudve said Booted before they booted him that wouldve made it hilarious

  • Here is one for you guys:

    "Hey, what does that cat from Shrek wear?"

    "Ummm....Boots"

    *Booted*

  • @Zach6700 He's not retarded.... He's mentally retarded

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  • that kid is retarded

  • Dear noobkiller2k8,

    Someday we'll be real boys.

    From Pinocchio.

  • @SpamOnSight xD That made my day

  • Anybody else notice how the kid spelled retarded wrong.

  • This kid... just wow.

    His jokes are horrible, he's a dumbass, he just plain sucks...

  • whats the deal with candle?

    ...

    whats the deal with chopsticks?

    ...

  • that kid will watch the videos he was in, in about 10 years time and he'll think 1 of 2 things either

    WOW I WAS A FUCKING RETARD (IN HIS CASE WOW I WAS MENTALLY RETARDED)

    OR WHY WAS I VICTIMISED LIKE THAT.

    Hopeflly if it's the second one he will become depressed and kill himself.

    THAT WOULD BE MENTALLY RETARDED!

  • i'm gonna message Noobkiller thats mentally retarded

  • Lol "how do canadians Say about"? Kid-"ey". Lmao huge fail

  • Bushes aren't exactly the best thing to have. I like hard wood flooring better. =D

  • wow that kids joke was mentally retarded!

  • u should say "do u know karate?" if they say yes, say "block this kick" than kick him lol

  • @TheVextorX2 No, because then the little bitch would go on about how he saw "karate people" on the idiot box.

  • PINBALLMAN!!!!

  • This kid has the most Mentally Retarted comebacks.

  • Btw, we say about, not aboot.....

  • lol

  • pinball man use 2 b a squeaker....they grow up so fast ;)

  • the only thing canadians could do is just annoy us. just like J.B

  • "What do you do to a soccer ball?" "Kick it"... Yea well what do you do to NoobKiller? - Shoot him in the fucking mouth...

  • i dont get the Canadian one...How do Canadians say about?...i say it as about(yes im Canadian) xD i dont get it D=

  • @1amRy4n "aboot"

  • @alunsc hmm i think thats dumb. i dont know anyone who says it like aboot instead of about and im Canadian =s

  • @1amRy4n yeah its a joke from south park

  • LOLZ!

  • It's a fucking football not a soccerball!!!

  • @aflappincod go watch Team America World Police