Fortune Cookies

[eamond619]

the last man is the luckiest person EVER

[SuperPoopguy11]

0:37

[SuperPoopguy11]

I just love that teehee can't stop replaying it

Please help me anyone

[ThisIsShar]

My name is Ben. ._.

[YouMayCallMeMaster]

And the Tee-Hee man was so exited his weakened heart failed on him. Saddened, he passed away silently. But then he opened his eyes to see a cloudy land, with Olivia in angel wings standing there, smiling. He will Tee-Hee again...

[iluvsnachos]

*opens fortune cookie* FINALLY, SOME AIR! Gawddamn, do you know how cramped it can be in that cookie?!

[TheHmbrgr]

not shoulda said "they are bisexuals"

[212Assain]

*they're lesbians* TEEHEE

[666chaox666]

He needs a fortune cookie to tell him they're lesbians?!

[subal16]

of course they're lesbians

[KeronInvasion]

i didnt see the second bedd on the paper

[XSasuken22X]

@KeronInvasion its a joke a lot of people do with fortune cookies; all you do is add "in bed" to the end of your cookie's statement. EX: You will live long and prosper "in bed." [good talk]

[RenegadeGarrus]

@XSasuken22X Thanks a lot for the explanation.

[silkyz1337]

press 9 for everyone's reaction

[Crush40FTW]

wait if he couldnt read, then how come he knew what it said?

[ApocalypseMoose]

@Crush40FTW He didn't know...

[retephgiel]

@Crush40FTW  -_-

[Thumprsbro]

@Crush40FTW he didnt. he needed someone to tell him.

[LoneHylian]

0:26 - 0:31

[DWSimmy]

Figures that Mr Benefit of the Doubt wouldn't have caught on.

[Sulaco117]

"Tee..Hee.."

[0Tanaka0]

teeheeee

[luedog4life]

Ben is GRRRUUUUUUUUMMMPPY

*smack*

SO GRUMPY B)

[TheRealRealFlippy]

'They're Lesbians'

'Everyone knows'

'They all have boners'

'You are dynamite in bed'

'She's on to us'

'Ben will kill you'

That's the fortune cookies reviewed backwards.

[AbortFlight]

Ladies.

[theskater4life100]

I dont get the 2 one

[hazahaxa]

@theskater4life100 A little game people often play when opening fortune cookies is to add "in bed" at the end, as it usually results in something funny. Her one already said it though, which is why it didn't make sense when she said it as well!

[FraserLinton]

they are drinking stella :D



[TGBNation]

Every time i reach for more Doritos i miss another 5SF :(

[sweet58441]

fucking hilarious

[CrazedBoy1993]

Damn straight Teehee

[GameKeeper28]

This needs a sequel.

[EpicAdventureQuest]

Does anyone actually say 'tee hee'? Awesome.

[Dza9000]

@EpicAdventureQuest

I think there's some Asian kid on You tube that turned it into his catch phrase but I'm not too sure.

[UnpleasentValley]

@EpicAdventureQuest i do... but its not like he said it. i say it monotoniosly.. so just tee. hee... rather than TEeHEE

[Sietenuevas]

But if he can't read how did he read the fortune cookie?

[MrAlexofMetal]

@Sietenuevas That´s the joke, i think.

[EpicAdventureQuest]

@Sietenuevas he cant BREED

[PaulKjartan]

I dont get it

[KroweOfficial]

Ben's always so grumpy....

[MoonLiteHime]

"TEEHEEEEE XD"

[AndreasZimmerman]

OK. WHAT THE FUCK is with her saying "You are dynamite in bed, in bed"

THERE IS NO REASONING FOR IT.

[kyou42]

@AndreasZimmerman It's a game where you take what the fortune cookie says and add "in bed" to make it funny. Like, I don't know, "You will have a lucky week... in bed."

[STroB]

@kyou42 Tnks. I was geting worried about my intelligênce, but since its an American/Chinese thing, its no problem ^^

[PilotWork]

They're lesbians... in bed.

[Larfe517exe]

OH GOD

BEN FOLLOWED ME

I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT

[cloverluck16]

TEEHEE mad me laugh till tears x D

[tegolin]

How did he know they knew he couldn't read if he could read "Everyone knows"???

[GuyInZeeCorner]

Press 9 for TEEHEE!

[hearts2132]

Seriously who thinks of these fortunes

[Raven87]

Cameraman, I can see you!

[Totema1]

Ben will kill you (in bed)

[TheSqueezedLemon]

the only at 0:26 is my favorite :D

[SpaceMonkey1900]

I love the last one

[Chazbc]

@DaddysEyes1000 People say "in bed" at the end of fortunes because it makes them sound funny, but her fortune already ended with "in bed", so it didn't work.

[TheJason011]

pres 9 for lesbeains

[TheTBEZAIRE]

Fortune cookie: there lesbians

Guy:tee hee

[GreyandtheBlues]

Tee hee!



[Coolworld1221]

Tehehe

[DaBoomz13]

teeheee

[sorrysk8teamandfilms]

wait how does he read "everybody knows" if he cant read?

[TPepeProductions]

@sorrysk8teamandfilms he cant read it, thats why he tells them lol

[CommanderCooper]

...Oh, he said "I can't read." I thought he said "I can't breed" at first.

[JackMetJill]

Ben is grumpy here too. O_o

[assassinAmber]

I saw "Fortune Cookies" and "5secondfilms" and knew it had to be good.

And I was totally right.

[futrico69]

Everybody knows I like stella artrois holy shit

[SeeYouNextTuesday0]

Teeeee heeee! :3 :D :O :P >.>

[stealthygreener]

there lesbians :D

[imskilled94]

LIES..THIS WASN'T 5 SECONDS O_o

[Chayton98]

@imskilled94 but each one is



[zeekthelion]

I dont get the in bed in bed part.

:<

[DarthSlayer88]

@zeekthelion when you read a fortune your supposed to say ...in bed at the end of it

since hers read in bed she said it twice lol

[lewis9815]

0:36

XD best bit

[redmetal48]

TEEHEE =D

[Jedrir]

Tihii :D

[CocaColaToxic]

"guys I can't read..." "We know." HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHLOL

[sarge301]

thumbs up if u saw the camera in the backround at 0:37

[Frotty33]

tags say "fail in bed" ^^

[Jleetkid]

press 1 + 9 constantly :3

[fleskfan100]

Wait....if you review all the fortunes backwards....(excluding 'Dynamite' and 'Killer Ben' )

'They're Lesbians'

'Everyone knows'

'They all have boners'

'She's on to us'

O_o

[evolvedape10000]

@fleskfan100 why exclude those 2, it makes it more erotic.

[joshuare5768]

@fleskfan100 What do you expect from a bunch of raving mad lunatics with high quality cameras and no screenwriters? ON WITH THE SHOW!

[proggod876]

press 9....TEE HEE!!!!

[Tranceplant82]

I like the last 2

[Terrum]

Rofl hilarious! How on earth these guys come up with these ideas I have no clue. These deserve the highest subs on youtube.

[mypivotchannel123]

It sounds like he says "Guys i can´t breath"

[jdwalker122]

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[TKHudson2005]

This video so rocks...in bed.

[RoTTonMeLoNMaN187]

reading one was the best lol

[Blammeth]

Michael Always Winds Up In The Best Situations

[MrSuperKingBigNuts]

True story, I once got two fortunes in the same cookie:

Number 1 said: Some day you'll have a good fast car

Number 2 said: You're Welcome

[memaxNOTyoumax]

was the dynamite thing an editing error

[timb0nic]

STELLA ARTOIS FTW!

[supersunshine411]

teehee, lmfao!

[azzykid1]

TEE-HEE LOL

[TheQuartersQuote]

My favorite scene was the one with the guy who is illiterate.

[ALKOpadman]

i dont get the dynamite one??

[Sonicpwns97]

@ALKOpadman sometimes people will open their fortune cookie, read it aloud, and add a funny phrase to the end of the fortune. This couple chose to say "in bed" after reading it. The fortune already said "in bed" at the end so it made no sense.

[TheEranster]

@ALKOpadman

Maybe when you're not 10 you'll get it.

[iRetroMutt]

Probably the BEST 5SF I've ever watched. Funny-Ass video!

[TheGermandude2]

lol i love how some people need full paragraph explanations for these 5 second skits

[hkfreak]

Teeeheeeeeeee...?

[Troublemaker1991]

They're not so much fortune cookies as they are stating the truth.

They're truth-revealing cookies!

[ejdl89]

WHY AREN'T THEY CUT PROPERLY

[pleasedontask]

haha i like the second one cuz i noticed that you can sexualize any fortune by adding "in bed" after it.

[echtnieteke]

teehee !

[Flameraiser]

0:38 Cameraman in bakground.

[PLOBEXRIME]

@Flameraiser nope. girls.

[MrSitarus]

i just LOVE the theehee ! :P

[KiyoshiMuyo]

Holy Crap!!!!!! one of ppl from 5sec are gonna be in the new NCIS ep this Tue! :O

[dingastinga]

0:27

!XODARAP

[Alexthegreatbelgian]

Stella Artois, ftw!

[BuddhaBot]

*SIGH* But none of them will find true love on Flag Day. =(

[FacelessDeviant]

Stella Artois, best beer ever.

Also, love the "Tee-hee!"

[pators122]

guys.... i cant read...

we know

[DougsPenguin]

Huge lol @ "nobody loves me" & "tee-hee"!

[Joe007ofrockk]

I don't get the in bed part? Please explain

[crashtest1012]

@Joe007ofrockk She was going to say "in bed" after what the fortune cookie said. Considering it already stated that, it didn't make any sense. I assume, at least.

[ViciousVelociraptor5]

@Joe007ofrockk yes me neither, someone explain this to us now!

[martindanny]

@ViciousVelociraptor5 i dont get this one either

she says in bed twice and idk why

[zappazoey]

@Joe007ofrockk It's a little joke some people like to do where they add "...In bed" to the end of a fortune cookie's fortune, to make it sound sexual. Only this time, the fortune already ended with "...In bed", so it didn't work.

[SoylentBacon]

0:27 was my favorite.

[ykcin01]

0:34 he didnt realize they were lesbians? look at what they're doing

[martindanny]

@ykcin01 deeper than what ur thinkin.

[benny1332]

Tee hee. ^^

[fnatsy]

Do the "in bed" trick for all the fortunes in the video.

[FlyingWhaleHarooooo]

@fnatsy So the second one would be "you are dynamite in bed, in bed, in bed" ?

[KreationKills]

PRESS 4 FOR SUPER COOL TITLE SCREEN

Seriously.

[BladeNoir]

The more of these shorts I watch, the more I love them.

[PingPang111]

wasted 5 x 5 seconds of mah life

[mergus]

The first one was the best, and awesome.

[Frostbitelink]

Lol more likes then views

[Mihau0794]

shit this blond girl is way too hot :D

[gregorygblah]

keep hitting 3 for "edit" keep hitting one for cool music

[gregorygblah]

keep hitting 3 for "edit"

[TMLorfing]

this is an awesome one

[franks1no]

lol @ the everybody knows one

[Itai55]

only 5secondfilms deliver high quality vids everyday! seriously, ALL the vids are hilarious xD

[knightmare4321]

THIS IS THE BEST

[JackMetJill]

0:25 if he can't read, then how was he able to read he is fortune? O_o

[ChaosOrCosmos]

@JackMetJill He couldn't, that's why he said he couldn't read.

[SummaPlusANumberGrrr]

@JackMetJill If he COULD read he wouldn't have proclaimed that he couldn't, since he would know that they all know, you know?

[JackMetJill]

@SummaPlusANumberGrrr ah, i see. My bad :S

[MassiveDK]

@JackMetJill he didnt read it because he couldnt read thats why he said that

[Princessfakir]

We Know XD

[BboyJovi]

Henry couldn't read because he didn't know how to, but was force to act 'cool' among his friends and immediately took the last cookie. Opening it, the plastic wrapping gave off sounds of confession, for he was too scared to even look at the two words. He cryed out to his friends that he can't read.

two years passed, Henry can now read...... he opens a fortune cookie proudly, and reads: Everbody knows about your small penis.

Henrys hopes were shot down.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@BboyJovi This should have been the description.

[mypivotchannel123]

@BboyJovi My name is Henry! .... ;D

[SuperRollyTrolly]

@BboyJovi You, my friend, have won the internets.

[MrJustinmiller91]

@BboyJovi "cant read"

"but i can trace real good"

[Zillygf]

@bigscratch67 No he didn't.

[flimflabber777]

@BboyJovi

Funnier than the video.

[IWentThereProduction]

press 7 repidedly "eat it"

[VideoFan0112]

wait they dont have boners



[darthjozza]

8 for president.

[GPWNfilms]

BEN will kill you, he drowned......

[GuyInZeeCorner]

Press 9 for lesbians and TEEHEE!

[Weden12]

If he cannot read, how did he read the note on the fortune cookie?

[cybercobra2]

@Weden12 he dint. thats part of the joke

[Weden12]

@cybercobra2 oh hey now i get it, i must be tired..

[Hydra136]

@Weden12 yeah, tired,... lets go with that

[necrid110]

@Weden12 he didnt, thats the point.

[MadMusicLiam]

The highest rated comment has more thumbs up than video has views..

[drivepro]

guys, i cant read.

[kishichanX3]

first one would be awkward if the cookies got mixed up...

[djRecap]

best video ever

[noelsoong777]

Last one was fun-nay

[Icefoxization]

@RazorN500 I think it was that he really can't read. so he announces it to everybody. but they all know already. the guy isn't lying. the cookie is just psychic.

[1Iren2]

Yes.

[manithon12]

"nobody loves me"

[imthetube44]

@RazorN500 he said he can't breed

[Loriot]

@RazorN500 That's the joke.