CAT LADY!!!

[MatrixGuy112]

You make realy good videos, keep it up!

[LifeLess2012]

This video was puuuuuurfect :)

[AsianHideOut]

lets just say theyre puuuuuurfect xD

[TheNukeMuffin]

I want a cat-lady... Scientists need to stop trying to make my I-Pod smaller or making jet-packs, and start playing with DNA.

[Gloppagus]

And by purrfect, you mean horrible and sandpaper-y.

[XshadowXrockX]

HEY! you must really like dicks. DICK! :D

thumps up if u agree :D

[DonGenerico88]

YOU MUST REALLY LIKE DICK, DICK!!!

[TheJack0Phantom]

She has a like cat but, I think i might have an animal fetish

[milwaukeerican5]

spray bottle had me cracking up the most 

[crazyperson1093]

lol you should only be half allergic! very true

[JohnBasedow1]

The spray bottle in the face cracked me up. :)

[TheDeejayjp]

where can i get a cat like that????

[TheCefizel]

Watch the end of the world as we know on my channel

[odeniscute]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant writing.

[xrainbowgirlx33]

AndreasChoice liked this video!

[19Mer1]

HAHAHAA "dramaaa", this was really funny!

[Jazzabelle85]

Thumbs up for IKEA!!

[MsTexascutie]

LOL

[metallicafan352]

purrrrrrfect!!!

[bkangel310]

ah man "puuurrfect" lolol

[AndreasChoice]

LMFAOOOOO "draaamaaaaa..."

[KiddBiz]

@AndreasChoice

I know you're going to be reading this andrea soo...

can you leave a comment on my channel pweez? :)

you would brighten up my WORLD haha ur the best!

[VickisOMG]

@KiddBiz stop ass licking fag

[KiddBiz]

@VickisOMG Chill, i have enough love for you 2! :)

[thesomber]

lmfao

[sarmenemras]

Awesome!

[housemastah]

i want a pet like that.

[flyforfun12]

hilarious

[2at8er]

hahahahha ANIMAL ABUSE IS NOT FUNNY hahahahhah

[makemebad35]

lmao this was awesome

[GetsomeKAndy]

My only concern with this is that cat blowjobs would probably not be enjoyable cause their tongues are so scratchy. Aside from that I'm with you.

[xJolie101]

hahahahahahahaah!

[MichaelWarbux]

The spray bottle killed me! hahahahaha

[KattySciuridae]

ahahah <3

[NataliaFedner]

I had so much fun working on this -- all those year's of using cat pheromone perfume finally pay off.

[fredloverification]

@NataliaFedner you were awesome in this video!

[NataliaFedner]

@fredloverification Thank you! Such a fun video to shoot. :)

[diginabox1]

the hand thing at the end was kinda gay but i loved the vid

[KickDrumDecade]

@diginabox1 Just kinda gay? We were going for really really gay! Oh well next time ;-) 

[diginabox1]

@KickDrumDecade well good luck! ill check the next time and c if u do it really gay next time ;)

[ilovfob]

Thats so epic!

[kdcinfo]

Lmao

[taohorn]

i want one!!

[x3r9g6]

if you're familiar with cat intercourse, you would know that the female tries to scratch the shit outta the male when he pulls out which begs the question:........is it safe to bang the cat lady?

[EmSaidWhaaat]

XD SO FUNNY! When she is purring in his lap!

[gregpeck1037]

i always had that feeling that j hort was a cat blowjob kinda guy. he proved me right.

[FirgineSnake]

PURRRRFECT video

[CleverDjembe]

I think cats are scary. I'm a dog person. I can handle pussies though ;P

[varanBMS]

where can i get one of those?

[ganmanG]

haha!!! shes hott!!!

[ReeceGGL]

Yep you just about managed to pull off all the cheesiest cat jokes ever there J man haha =P

[exoticjess]

hahaha the taunting part with the water made me laugh. This was cute and mean and then cute again lol.Hair ball...of pubes lmao ieeee Jason xoxo

[JonBrahh]

now thats gettin some pussy lmao!

[ohthatandy]

is this consider bestiality still

[TheWeakWillled]

i'd hit it

[ThePandaMaster101]

BOOBS!

[OAppleoo]

damn bomb horton

[zachmanZM]

LOL! Awesome vid.

[DFPE100]

tlk bout gettin some pussy ;) nice horton lol

[dragonfilm]

oh the things i would do to that pussy

[Dzormagen]

WOW!! This was actually FUNNY!! Thumbs up!!!

[DailyCloud]

Lmfao Jason i feel like i know you to well, i know the pubic hair joke was comeing.♥ i love you.

[TheKenAlanShow]

Was that vinegar and water in that spray bottle?

[greedignored]

Hey Jason what are you doing to do that Cat Lady? ;)

[relientkira]

haha. you did say you wanted a cat.

[jasonhorton]

@relientkira i know, right?

[jenniferfeliciano66]

@jasonhorton must be torture cleaning her litter box.

[DeniseVlogs]

This was adorable till you threw in the bj joke. Damn it Jason! Haha!

[jasonhorton]

@DeniseVlogs there was no BJ joke, just BJ serious..

[garycolemanrocks]

Cat-Lady..Genius!!!

[jasonhorton]

@garycolemanrocks thanks!

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

@jasonhorton Did you get this idea from Demetri Martin? (:

[rosswood0602]

um that was um hot. i think. yeah

[jasonhorton]

@rosswood0602 yeah!!

[TheDasha92]

you are so creative. jason, dont stop making awesome videos ever.

[jasonhorton]

@TheDasha92 Thanks :)

[highdivegandi]

Purrrr-fect

[jasonhorton]

@highdivegandi :)

[envyofend]

LOL Nice job Jason. Cant wait for more of cat lady.

[jasonhorton]

@envyofend you will get more!

[ChrisCouloufis]

Jason Your Becoming My Favoured Youtuber Nothing But Awesome Things Are Coming Out Of This New Channel Keep Up The Good Work

[jasonhorton]

@ChrisCouloufis Thanks Chris!

[dahlinlol]

Hahahaha This was FANTASTIC!

[ChrisFan11]

we re can iget one?

[socratesjr]

cat blowies ROCK! I didn't know others got them too!

[socratesjr]

thx Horton for make some really original stuff.

[jasonhorton]

@socratesjr Thank you!

[dollparts27]

Meow.

[JnAStudios]

Wow imagine how much you'd have to spend on kitty litter

[ImJustSeb]

ha! this is great! great job Jason!

[jasonhorton]

@ImJustSeb Thanks Seb!

[birdbal]

nice video, do you pay for these actors, or are they just a friend lending a hand

[jasonhorton]

@birdbal I pay people what I get paid for videos, if that answers your question.

[ERICandChrisTV]

aha, the spray bottle part was really funnny!

dick jokes never get old...

seeeee you on ustream later

[jasonhorton]

@ERICandChrisTV Thanks!

[EuroMan613]

I watched this video with my cat on my lap.

[diantc333]

OMG HAHAHAHA

[jasonhorton]

@diantc333 :)

[LivewarePr0blem]

natalia is totally tasty biscuits at playing a cat.

[MildlyRelevant]

I anxiously await the sequel AARDVARK-MAN!!!

[jasonhorton]

@TheStrat567 yay!

[jasonhorton]

@BrookeTaylorCollett1 Thank you!

[standardmachines]

Boring.

[DRKN98]

beastiality i didnt know you did that

[jasonhorton]

@DRKN98 now you know?

[SwallowTheTime]

haha that was awesome

[jasonhorton]

@SwallowTheTime thanks!!!

[Some1Had2SayIt1]

HAHAH EWWWW CAT BLOWJOBS THAT SO DIRT LMFAO

[jasonhorton]

@Some1Had2SayIt1 yay!

[BIGMIXification]

solid dimond hahaha

[LicynJensen]

hey jason, i think your purrrrrrfect ;)

[jasonhorton]

@LicynJensen thank you :)

[Dixavd]

cat blowjobs - that's - really wrong (especially since after playing it (even on headphones) my cat started staring at me like he was firghtened to death. Creepy!

[syilasx]

solid gold lol

[jasonhorton]

@syilasx thanks!

[emmamatt89]

lets just say there purrrrfect lol what a duo kickdrumdecade and jasonhorton

[jasonhorton]

@emmamatt89 Thanks Emma!

[KickDrumDecade]

@emmamatt89 AGREED ;-)

[CODwontons]

hahahahahha last part = win

[jasonhorton]

@CODwontons thanks!

[jennys4ys]

WHAT?!?!?!



[jasonhorton]

@jennys4ys yup!

[kingxd123]

awesome

[jasonhorton]

@kingxd123 yay!

[xXxNightxXxSkyxXx]

D:

Awesome!

[jasonhorton]

@xXxNightxXxSkyxXx Thanks!

[microsoftcare]

Awesome. :)

[jasonhorton]

@microsoftcare :)