NERD WARS: Altair & Ezio Vs. Daredevil

[PunkLooees]

Lord Vader Vs Magneto !

[rogerglenys]

love the vid but all the clips of assassins creed were ezio not altair

[wes55463]

This is a really close fight but I may have to go with daredevil

[MrNoobkillerxd]

ezio

altiar

[xXWyyonAndFrankXx]

ok some ppl say he has amazing senses so does ezio ezio has been fighting way longer than daredevil and has a sight advantage, ezio moves way to fast and light for him to hear it. daredevil would need rain to maybe get one hit off of him. DareDevil barly defeated bullseye whill ezio would have killed him in 5 seconds with the secret knife blade located in his arm

[radaradaproductions9]

spawn vs dormamu

[dannykid152]

altair will win even if the he cant telaport and EZIO is not altair duuur!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZeWaffles]

Ezio is so going to land a hit on Daredevil with his 500 year old pistol XD

[TheNikedubs]

DareDevil wouldn't see them coming....

[souptales]

@TheNikedubs well, he wouldn't SEE them coming but he'd stil win

[cordowen747]

Leon Kennedy Resident Evil 4 vs. Chris Redfield Resident evil 5

[packapunchmaster]

Isaac from dead space vs. Mister Fantastic 

[packapunchmaster]

Marshmallow vs. pancake

[packapunchmaster]

Bane from batman vs. The Tank from L4D2

The crew from cod zombies vs. The thunderbolts

[cs52392]

broly vs. kenpachi

[packapunchmaster]

rubi from wet vs. poison ivy

[animation1234111]

goku vs thor

[XMusicFilesX]

There was no Ezio involved.

[thejurassicman]

@bstrack171477 he would use the force to break the adamantium

[Oshyrath]

DD fought bullseye who is an assassin himself. He is also a lawer so he is smart.

[Justin100000186]

ALTAIR!!!!

Would iliminate Daredevil!!

period.

[wolfofthefayth]

Goku vs superman.

[sspokemonfan]

Follow the Creed. nuff said

[AssassinSmashBros]

ezio has rencance clothing not altair

[ratheadpoop]

altair is emo because he cut his finger off

[FBP4lyfe]

Cole from infamous vs Dr doom

[swordperson11]

predator vs jason

[TheAnimeguy44]

ezio/altiar FOR THE WIN!!!!! go home dardevil!!!!

[Covertkiller70]

Ezio would win with the apple of eden and mind fuck DD lol

[rossonmike]

It's Ezio you are talking about, but yes, Altair (or Ezio) would win every time

[312noble1]

dd, is not the only one with special scenses. altair and ezio have eagle vision.

[jayjayguillermo]

Altair would win. Duh common sense.

[SuperVampia]

alucard from hellsing against shoop da whoop(ima firin mah lazor)

[shan9usfc]

NEXT MATCH!!! ALUCARD FROM HELLSING VS. EDWARD CULLEN FROM TWILIGHT! or ITACHI from Naruto...

[zkittlz]

Altair would destroy Daredevil cuz he'd walk around, pretending he's a priest and shit and bam, right when Daredevil figures out "oh shit, this guys an assassin" BAM! hidden blade in the throat.

[GoodNeutralEvilHunt]

Power Rangers vs Power Puff Girls sorry coudn't resist

[lildwade94]

goku vs superman plz

[lildwade94]

goku vs ryu

[tankster80]

spiderman vs marvelman

[BoyArmor]

he doesn't say ezio

[jruz1234567]

dd automatically loses for being blind. more useless than aqua man

[Natedawg422]

Ezio wins. The only way DD would win is if they were alone on a roof and DD heard ezio's heartbeat and got the drop on him. Besides whats DD gonna do? He uses batons as a weapon. Ezio has a sword, knives, poison darts, crossbow, gun, the hidden blade and EAGLE VISION (which is basically like homing/tracking/heat vision)! Plus, DD is screwed in a crowd, sure his echo location "might" pick out ezio's silhouette but by then he would have a knife in his head, or back. I love DD but Ezio Wins!!!

[bxgambler28]

altair in third crursaid and ezio is renissance morons

[gordonprouduct]

fabel 3 main charter v.s. Blade

[CreedOfVinnie]

Altair/Ezio FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SApplesSA]

dracula vs the annoying orange!

[chelsea00boss]

Jin Kazama vs Ken(Street fighter)

PLEASE

[egotisticcougar]

Batman Vs. capt. america

[basca2]

daredevil = sonar shit...

altair- ezio = eagle vision

but the assassins rules! so assassins creed wins

[Snip3rz4life1]

okay Daredevil would get facerolled imo ... he needs sounds to hear ... when Altair can just wait till its a quiet night and jump off a ledge n 1 shot him ... i stabbed ppl off 3 storie buildings in AC ... shit was hilarious

[Sirdeon425]

@Snip3rz4life1 you got a point there altair does have good percision but daredevil gets that sonar on any sound he hears even the quiet footsteps of an assassin plus the air wooshing as hes jumping so DD would dodge it lol

[PurpleAlligatorSoup]

I think this should be just Ezio vs Daredevil

[loveygirl2345]

Ezio vs. Superman

[griptapedogg]

ezio hands down..daredevil is a queer

[peacenotwar500]

John Marston -vs- Jesse James

[poddyporkins]

Altair would kik daredevils ass

[benknightprime]

@poddyporkins and ezio would then kick altair's ass

[BballStarNtn]

Spawn -vs- Venom

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles -vs- Battletoads

The whole cast of "That 70's Show" -vs- Terry Cruise

Steve Irwin -vs- Crocodile Dundee

Adam Savage -vs- Jamie Hyneman

The two dogs from "All Dogs Go To Heaven" -vs- Michael Vick

The weird British-like kid from the "Little lad who likes Berries and Creme" Starburst commercial -vs- The two scotish-koreans from the modern day Starburst commercials

[goldengun5980]

altair vs ezio

[2cac]

this is how it could go down altair can just walk up to daredevil in his secret identity since he already knows who he is and kill him then

[atomicdeath1000]

do sgt johnsn vs nick fury plz 

[xboxrockswiisucks]

ant man vs squirrel woman

[TheKastenbrot]

@wackygamercomedy Hmm, I don't know what to answer. I'm quiet now and go to the place where I came from. D:

[TheKastenbrot]

@wackygamercomedy Okay, I'm fine with a title like that. But you actually did not get every fact right. Desmond/Altair/Ezio can not time travel - they can see the memorys of their ancestors. Mh, I'm a nerd. :D

[wackygamercomedy]

@TheKastenbrot and you are also sort of wrong on that :) You can relive memories however you want. Want to spend 4 days knifing citizens, feel free. Want to not collect any of the feathers, then do it. :p

[zedx50]

@wackygamercomedy you were saying about how you can relive the memories any way you want, well actually, you can't... it's all really happening in Desmond's head. if you go around killing people, you desynchronize with the memory, and have to relive it. if you want to progress in the story and have things unfold as history mentions (which is only 1 real way) you have to do them as Altair/Ezio did. therefore, no random killings that never really happened.

[Remidemini]

@wackygamercomedy that's not the fact of time travel.. you play the past of an ancestor of desmond, maybe one likes to find feathers.. also ezio is not related to altair.. and you messed up the thing with Desmond/Altair/Ezio.. you say altair can travel through time.. its desmond, so i could not believe that you represend the assassins creed side.. you're not worth it.. @TheKastenbrot you're right bro ;) but you forget the effect, that desmond get his skills through his ancestors

[kevphantom43]

@wackygamercomedy crap i knew that too i guess im a nerd too

[cameron9893]

@TheKastenbrot only one can see

[TheKastenbrot]

You want to talk about Altair, but you talk about Desmond and show Ezio...

[wackygamercomedy]

@TheKastenbrot yes, because "All the assassin's from the assassin's creed games vs Daredevil" is too long.

And why watch old footage?

[bboyninja3396]

@TheKastenbrot what a fail. hahaha great.ezio would win though

[Krow83]

Fanboyism much? I like both characters but DD would in fact beat Altair, who's basically just Bullseye, without darts and guns and likely a bit faster. DD's a superhuman, just that. His heightened senses, flexibility and martial arts give him the edge in this battle against stealth/sniper-ish characters. Also, the title of the vid says Altair AND Ezio vs Daredevil.

In which case, I would STILL give the edge to DD, but just barely. Either way, this was a good matchup; very interesting :)

[wackygamercomedy]

@Krow83 no fanboyism involved, but if you don't make an argument for, it's a pretty boring video.

[Krow83]

@wackygamercomedy

Nah, not you guys. Just talking about the people in the comments :P

And I enjoy your vids just the way they are :)

[reecemarr123]

@wackygamercomedy erm throwing knives = dead

[Brolyrulz1]

@reecemarr123 Dude if you watched the movie im pretty sure you have then you can see when Bullseyes throws the shattered glass and the blades at Daredevil , he dodged them all. So im pretty sure he can dodge a couple of throwing knives

[xXiKaNtSpailXx]

@Krow83 Altiar is a assassin nuf said



[Krow83]

@xXiKaNtSpailXx

So is Bullseye. 'Nuff said.

[HighHippy101]

ok, so Altair would own blind boy...ok...altair would kill him and then rape his corpse..lol he would own him...no arguement will make me think different

[zaxman12341]

ezio VS sam fisher

[sra2008dizz123]

Chuck norris vs. Obama

[ThePawsOfJustice]

OH. my gosh. xD

Sora from kingdom hearts vs. sasuke from naruto.

[stevescar12]

MATTTTTTTTTT DAAAMMMOOONNNNN

[zfox20]

G.I Joe v.s A-team

[datbronxkiid10304]

naruto vs bleach

[MangeluzDanteAlucard]

Altair vs Prince of Persia

[darkyn02]

*sniff* I wish there was a lotr one if yall aren't gonna do my suggestion....T.T.

[Padfoot74]

Altair all the way!!!!! Dude you can't be Altair he's just so much better :D

[sunnycapps]

Red Sona vs catwoman

[rangatim]

the guy from prototype VS spider man

their gameplay is similar but from experience with the game, prototype jst can not die! argue against that adam!

[rakashael]

I don't know if anyone has told you this or if you've even noticed. Forgivem ie if I sound rude but the renaissance wasn't in Altair's era. He lived in the very beginning of the medieval block of time. While yes the renaissance was still technically in the medival era to say that the crusades also took place in the renaissance would be incorrect. Also, the clips you are using are that of Ezio, not Altair. Thought you should know.

[wackygamercomedy]

@rakashael all of this is known. The video was intentionally Ezio as is mentioned in other nerd wars we don't like to use old game footage as it's boring. Altair = Ezio = you in the game as far as I am concerned.

[rakashael]

@wackygamercomedy

I see what you getting at. I haven't seen other nerd wars footage so I wouldn't really know that. I do however respectfully disagree that Altair=Ezio. That is of course my own opinion however foolish or valid it may be.

[elfisbad]

@rakashael The nerds just can't get it right can they.

[rakashael]

@elfisbad

Lol I wouldn't say that. I just wish they would have told newbies like me that they are just tired of using old game footage. I would have been less inclined to say anything had that been the case. Then again I didn't watch the whole thing because it annoyed me slightly.

[yankeesdoodle101]

Zorro(The legend of Zorro) V.S.Cynder(The legend of Spyro)

[alexarmy3]

Altair wins

[thunder3737]

Jeff shouldnt Adam defend a character you dont like for being a GTA ripoff and a one trick pony? Also you can notice I enjoy your podcasts but they need more Cronan. (I hope I spelled that right.)

[jl102100]

Goku vs superman

[JomoGingo]

@jl102100 goku would destroy superman

[abyssalspecter93]

@jl102100 Ichigo from Bleach (duh) vs Goku.

[HerrenbachStyle]

@jl102100 goku will fuck supermans ass without condoms!!!

[STORMWHITEpro]

@jl102100 GOKU WINS

[SuperEzio9]

@jl102100 LOL SO TRUE!!!

[krogardious]

@jl102100 only Problem with that is Superman can only be killed by Krytonite, I hate super man, and i love goku, but still, Unless Goku used instant transmision and found some Kryptonite then shanked superman with it.

[mortrem76]

Cloud (ff7) vs Conan (marvel)

[thunder3737]

@wackygamercomedy At 2:06 Altair or i dont know if it is the guy from the first or the second game. But really you DID hit Adam with the right hand ...

I proved the comment you relied to wrong and you right Aint I awesome? :3

I am Justice All shall bow before me or DIE (badass style)!

[TheRealChrisKinder]

Cloud (FF7) vs Link (LoZ)

[TheRealChrisKinder]

cloud (FF7) vs Link (LoZ)

[ingram58]

naruto vs iron man

goku vs dante (dante's inferno)

sonic vs shadow

naruto vs ichigo (bleach)

[ingram58]

mario vs ganondorf

[4evaidrum]

GREEN GOBLIN vs THE JoKEr who's with me!!!!!

[Vallinen92]

Alright. This would be a fair and interesting battle. The Punisher vs Batman!

[CrazyDodos1020]

Just a few suggestions:

Big Daddy(bioshock) vs Dante(Dante's Inferno)

Ryu(Street Fighter) vs Goku(Dragonball Z)

Spiderman vs Batman

[thunder3737]

@Jeff Did you say Adam loves Manga (Anime stuff) as well as Mavel stuff in one of you podcast's?

If you did I pick Nyu or Lucy from Elfen Lied (when she's badass) VS Alma (F.E.A.R., F.E.A.R. 2 and F.E.A.R. 3) plz reply XD!

[glitch417]

Broly VS Superman

[coppertoe1215]

naruto verses goku

[inurfacebilly]

Eternity (Marvel Universe) vs. Mr.Manhattan (Watchmen)

[JRyuzaki218]

Deadpool(MARVEL) VS Ryu Hayabusa (From Ninja Gaiden)

[wackygamercomedy]

@JRyuzaki218 In the coming weeks we got a deadpool combo coming up. I think you'll like it.

[STONEDARSEHOLE]

apocalypse vs galactus



[KDOGRULZ]

Big Daddy (Bioshock) Vs. Jake Dunn / Nomad (Crysis)

[phillosophy21still]

Neards Unight? HaaaaaBLUR Nerd Bashing Time, actually I'm 3% Nerd

[Riddimensaur]

Thanks guys.Got some more match ideas:

Iron Fist vs Kazuya Mishima (Tekken)

Fun fact, the common translation of the word Tekken is Iron Fist.

The Punisher vs Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell)

The Flash vs Veiwtiful Joe (Viewtiful Joe)

Doctor Octopus vs Goro (Mortal Kombat)

Super Skrull vs Harman Smith (Killer 7)

[wackygamercomedy]

@Riddimensaur no problem dude. Good suggestion!

[TheMuffinGamerz]

@wackygamercomedy Gi joe versus the army guy from streetfighter!!!!!

[deadlydj]

@Riddimensaur punisher vs Sam Fisher for sure or Deadpool vs Sam Fisher

[pnfaraon]

How bout Solid Snake VS Nick Fury!

[newtdean135]

these are amazing but i have to agree DareDevil's sonar would pick up Altair behind him :P sooo ADAM WINS........ AGAIN! :P

marvel for life :D

[wackygamercomedy]

@newtdean135 what's interesting is over on vsauce it's about 70/30 in favor of the assassin's. 

[scarman267]

fred vs the annoying orange

[YooToo69]

NERD WARS is EPICK

[hulkzilla88]

ryu hayabusa (ninja gaiden) vs dead pool or any other super hero that uses swords (i cant think of any off the top of my head), i think ryu would win by the way 

[ABC123OMG2]

"SOAP" Mactovich from Modern Warfare 2 Vs. Batman (Weapons and fist to fist combat)

[TheZakopolis]

sgt johnson vs mr t

[Drunkenfairy]

This is the third time ive given ideas :D i mean cmonnnn.. Link vs Gambit.. that would be AWESOME!

[Reynarala]

Deadpool vs. The Secret Apprentice A.K.A Starkiller

[Andromeda191052]

Um, Spiderman Vs. Aquaman...or, anyone Vs. Aquaman, just to watch Aquaman lose. Face it, he sucks.

[fairtony]

samus vs solid snake

[jackmcguire24]

world of warcraft (level 80 Paladin)....VS... Dr. Manhattan

[jackmcguire24]

Myke Hawk vs. a warm turd from my cats butt

[stewiehatesbrian]

juagernot vs. storm

[DarkPhantomSky]

kane vs lynch xDD

[GHMaggot14]

Captain America vs Guile (STREET FIGHTER)

[Gentleneal]

afro samuari vs starkiller

[Eatmykebab]

deadpool vs spiderman

[MoonFIame]

you should do:

storm(x-men) vs catwoman(dc comics)

[LHYF]

The Thing vs Wolverine

Wolverine vs Ezio (Assasins Creed)

Spiderman vs Dante

Deadpool vs Mr Fantastic

PICK ME! HAHA

[Graywolf233]

Batman and Robin Vs. Rios and Salem MOST DEF!

But video game characters always win

[Anchupom]

Nero (DMC4) against The Thing (Fantastic Four)?

[thunder3737]

*Stabs Adam*

[awall2468]

leon kennedy from resident evil and duke nuke em lol prove solve that one

[ercked]

you guys should do the punisher vs. batman

[memuJabbar]

did you know altayer Means "the bird" so as long as nobody flips him we'll be ok

[konfan279]

In honor of MVC3 soon, Deadpool vs dante

[classicalcritic]

Wheres the video of Altair at the end from?

P.S. Altair wins

...I hope Adam isn't the one reading this

[Rizza2k4]

Altair wins...because of Ben Afflack

[KelanDWood]

Altair could go back in time when Daredevil was a powerless baby and just kill him so I think Altair would win

[maximus6894]

big daddy (bio shock) v.s. HUNTERS (halo 3)

[Stewiethebig]

Nariko(Heavenly Sword) vs. Iceman

[mapleball22]

Btw how about Mario vs. Goku. Im Goku ALL THE WAY... but still i wanna see what u guys have to say about this :D

[SNorton101]

@mapleball22 How would that fight be fair at all? Yeah, how about you but a short Italian plumber who jumps on turtles and mushrooms against a martial artist who could shoot balls of energy (sorry if this is incorrect, I know nothing about Dragonball Z). I wonder who would win?

[mapleball22]

@SNorton101 different people like different characters. maybe more will like mario. i just think mario shoots fire balls and can also fly and goku and fly and shoot energy its a pretty fair fight. I LOVE DRAGON BALL Z

[SNorton101]

@mapleball22 I still think It would be a very one sided fight. Plus, for Mario to be able to have any special abilities he has to find them. And, as far as I know, most of his special abilities don't work against bosses, so he would only be able to harm Goku by jumping on him.

[mapleball22]

@SNorton101 i agree but i think mario can use his fireflower or the star and get invincible. Mario also has an army of kickass toads and yoshis. Goku only has some allies. Plus ur right, Mario can jump on top of Goku. :D

[mapleball22]

This round goes to Altair. These fights are hilarious. Its like the bower vs. hulk one. I NEED TO SEE MORE OF THESE :D

[wackygamercomedy]

@mapleball22 every friday we should be releasing a new one

[mapleball22]

@wackygamercomedy ok thats cool, cant wait

[BanjoGate]

Unicron (transformers) vs Galactus (fantastic 4)

[madarchfiend]

1 for the assasssins!!!!XD

[maxmaha13]

cloud vs. sepiroth

[Thespianiac]

I nominate Captain Marvel (DC) vs. Raiden from Mortal Kombat!

[Ramadan546]

naruto vs goku

[biuldingmaster]

altair ftw!!!!

[tearsOFabsolution]

earthworm jim vs the tick

riddick (pitch black & the chronicles of riddick) vs wolverine

the foot clan (tmnt) vs the hand (marvel)

[Prankcall12]

War machine Vs. Big daddy

[snakeeatingmouse]

Awseom job!!!

Next Nerd wars: Darth Vader vs, Lich King

[lukeeboy13]

How about 'The Hulk' Vs 'Big Daddy' (Bioshock)

[Prankcall12]

@lukeeboy13 War machine Vs. Big daddy...

[ma5ttias]

win Altair