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  • @critterfreek82 True theres this urban legend chow u fatt was forced at gun point to eat human shit for fucking a gangster's girlfriend.

  • Oh yeah! He needs some MONEY. I got a quarter. Take it or leave it, it's up to you. Whas a matter with you? You got a big problem, huh? You don’t like my rice? My rice is good, it tastes good.You don’t like my rice!? What is wrong with the food? It is beautiful for me. For you, rice is nothing. But for us, rice just like my father and mother. Don't fuck with my family. Huh? Huh? Oh, I am really hurt about it. I feel sorry with my rice. If you have any dignity, apologise to the rice right now!

  • Chow tin fat is the Asian Clinton eastwood

  • MAX PAYNE 3 !!!

  • If you have any dignity apologize the rice right now!!!!!!!

  • Next time you order Chinese and can't finish the rice, think of chow-yun fat and eat the fuckin rice!!!! :)

  • OPEN YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH AND EAT THE RICE

  • that what my dad did to the douchy clients in his chinese restaurant around alhambra california when i was a kid

  • Eat it, asshole

  • He sounds like Marlon Brando. LOL

  • "You talking to me?"

    "Yea"

    "Wait a minute"

    lmao

  • Chow Yun Fat is a fucking legend!!!! Too bad Americans fail to recognize his greatness!

  • You don't have to eat da poo poo, but the fried rice is a different matter entirely!

  • EEDARAIS

  • "Shut up. You!"

  • Apologize to my plate of chicken cutlet

  • terrible dubbing but amazing movie

  • Awful, just an awful scene. Beyond bad, that was almost Don Wilson dumb.

  • @dajosee-Actually, it's hilarious, and it really isn't so bad. There is an undercurrent, a subtext about Chinese immigrants in New York to/in this film.

  • Oh yeah! He needs some MONEY. I got a quarter. What a fucking hard ass

  • Chow Yun Fat owned those white fools.

  • this is very true about the rice though. families work their asses off just to grow rice. a lot of hard work goes into not so much, so when you throw rice down like that, its extremely disrespectful.

  • When Chow Yun Fat asks you to apologize to the rice, you apologize to the fucking rice!

  • i give you nothing.. i wont giveyoushit!

  • THIS FUCKIN' FRIED RICE!!! *TOSS*!

  • 9 people did not apologize to the rice

  • Lol the Mafia guy's voiceover acting is EPIC. Loved this scene since I was 7.

    "This fried rice STINKS!"

  • Don't fuck with his rice.

  • Rice ain't nuthin to fuck with

  • never seen the movie, but is this like scarface?

  • I gets funny once you watch this over and over again.

  • "For you, rice is nothing. But for us, rice is like my fatha, and my motha... don't fuck wit my family. Huh? Huh?"

  • 1:14 lol everybody just runs.

  • lmaoooo this reminds of the LAw ending in 'Tekken 4 hhahaha

  • this is my all time favorite movie scene from Mr Chow!

  • THIS FUCKING FRIED RICE

  • @brackpersian apolgize to the rice!!!

  • better eat the rice asshole!!

  • Old gangster ass movies to disney-lame movies.. what a thing

  • "Please talk to greasy Manager".

  • So sad to admit that the only movie I have seen with Chow Yun Fat in it was DragonBall Evolution. I should look for a GOOD movie with him in it, because he seems like a decent enough actor.

  • @NeverendingTwilight1 He's in Curse of the Golden Flower and it's a good movie.

  • @NeverendingTwilight1 If you are looking for a good chow yun fat movie try "Hard Boiled'

  • The next time someone throws his food and says "this fucking fried rice stinks", I'm going to dine and dash too.

  • F.U.C.K.I.N.G. A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.

  • For u, rice nothing but for us, rice just like my father and mother, DUN FUCK WITH MY FAMILY...huh...HUH?!!?!

    oh...i feel very hurt about it....*sobs*...i feel sorry with my rice..."more sobs"

    if u have any dignity, apologize to the rice right now!!!

    Mafia Mofo: FUCK ur rice

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE BETTER BE IN THE EXPENDABLES 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Going to America, worst mistake of Chow's life.

  • Now that is acting.!!!!!! they don't teach that in acting school. Not 2 many people could do that . 4 starter who could do that seen Tom C. Jack N. Christopher W. just to name a few. EAT THE RICE!!!

  • never seen that one I don't eat Fried rice now when I go the the Chinese Restaurant i get brown rice weather it chicken shrimp rice I ask them to make it with brown rice. it better for you.

  • So sad DOING FRIED RICE LIKE THAT! FRIED RICE IS MY FAVORITE FOOD! LoL i know this is just acting.. so emotional XD

  • utterly bad ass

  • One of the best lines in a movie ever! "Fuck your rice!" also "This rice is my parents! dont fuck with my family!"

  • r these films available in the states I can't find them on any search engine

  • I love the policeman's expression in this scene. He acts as if this isn't the first time Chow-Yun has flipped out like this.

  • APOLOGIZE TO THE RICE RIGHT NOWWWW

  • When I first watched this scene I hated it, but after watching the movie again I really liked it. I just love Chow's lines and the guy who played the mafioso seems like he was just picked up off the street to do some acting.

    Also I can't believe some of the racist comments...but it is the internet.

  • @R3tribution91

    i try to clean them up from time to time, but that also can be hard to keep up too

  • the first better tomorrow is the best one

  • i want to eat hainan rice

  • "Better eat the rice, he means it."

  • @MuzmFury hahahaha!!

  • This fuckin' fried rice stinks!!!!!!!!!

  • its true, the real reason every asian family makes fried rice in the first place is to not waste leftovers from the previous boiled rice dinner which is perfect for frying.

  • Amazing movie series. Especially the second one. I assume this is from the Fortune Star DVD series?

  • SHUTUP YOU!

  • C'MERE YEEEWW!

  • @stickydisgust WHAARS YER BOSS?

  • every grain of rice take sweat to plant, harvest in order to be our meal, its like our parents, and we chinese have been educated by this since we are young!

  • FUCK YO RICE!!!

  • is true, americano beefcakes no brainer akways fuckup and drug control by chinese gangs!

  • old skool HK gangta film ftw!

  • THIS FUCKING FRIED RICE STINKS

  • @phamhienp

    cos u didn't wash yr mouth after u kissdry your own hairy dog's anus cave!

  • IF YOU HAVE ANY DIGNITY. APOLOGIZE TO THE RICE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

  • notice how chow's face was full of rice, but the next scene his face is suddenly clean.

  • Open your fucking mouth and eat the rice!!!!!!lol

  • Lol I'm having some chinese fried rice right now. And I'm promptly being reminded not to fuck with it.

  • "APOLOGIZE TO THE RICE RIGHT NOW" LOL

  • When I have my restaurant, this is exactly how I will treat my protection!

  • 1:16 did he temporarily get possessed by the Devil?

  • "Eat it!" "NEVER!"

  • brings back memories..... :) i know this scene by heart .

  • THIS FUCKING FRIED RICE STINKS lol lol

  • I fell sorry with my rice.. lol

  • Oh yeah, he need some moneh... I got a quarter, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! lol

  • chow yun fatt is GOD.. now eat the f*king RICE!!!

  • rice juz like my father and mother.. dont f with my family.... I am very hurt about it.. i feel sorry with my rice.. LOL.....

  • i like this scene when the american guy eats the rice he mocked for,, that's really awesome when chow acts his coolness into such an angry lion acts,,, that was so great!,,

  • that scene is koo

  • FUCK YOUR RICE!!!

  • APOLOGIZE TO MY RICE!1

  • badassery at it's finest

  • he sound like the azn version of tony montanah

  • EAT DA ROICE! EAT IT!

  • Oh he needs money, I got a quarter, take it or leave it.

    LOL!

  • You can see where Quentin Tarantino Gets his ideas from :)

    \m/

  • @PsychopathicKnees i wonder what happen when quentin tarantino meets up wif chow yun fat and stephen chow etc to make a movie..patiently awaits..

  • @pete6851 You never know what could happen, maybe they'll work with Quentin.. though I think its possible that Jet Li Might work with Mr. Quentin Tarantino someday. if you search Quentin Tarantino Jet Li Hero on youtube. there's a 3 part Interview with them discussing movies and stuff.

  • "THIS F**KING FRIED RICE STINKS!!!"

    Funniest dubbing is have seen for a long time..lol!!

  • and now he's just a stooge alongside hollywood white trash

  • A Chinese who fucks an American fag up --> John Woo was a visionary genius...

  • They should make a shirt saying "Fuck Your Rice!" and have a picture of Chow Yun Fat!

  • @philsense I'd buy two of those

  • APORIGIZE TO THE RICE ASHHHOLE

  • anyone know this scene because of Spazz's song "Total Meathead Fuck" ???

  • @alicemudgarden123

    hell yes, i love that song...so sludgey!!!

  • damn it im hungry now and the chinese place is closed!!!

  • theirs some left on the floor

  • one of my favourite scenes ever! xD

    APOLOGISE TO TEH RIIIIIIICCEE!!! - should be a meme imo.

  • Apologize to the RICE!

    FUCK YOUR RICE!

    lol

  • THIS FUCKIN FRIED RICE

    stinks

  • Apologise to the rice, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

  • epic scene

  • I like rice, they taste good, especially when fried with eggs, peas, and corn and served with a steak as sideline. In fact I wanna hav something lyk that for lunch 2day

  • "I feel sorry with my rice."

    I want that on a shirt.

  • lol I'd prefer "Rice is lyk my father and mother" on the back of my jacket :D

  • @bobbyhitsbakk009 at any rate, references to ABT2 on Tshirts would make cool people more visible.

  • STOP IT! ITS AGAINST THE LAW! -proceeds to shoot the guy in his leg-

  • @mentalanime Man, that's how Chow Yum Fat rolls.

  • unrealistic tripe

  • Looking back at his golden years, i feel very dissapointed with his recent music, should've stayed in asia where we knew what you were worth rather than here in the west where everyone disses your rice.

  • recent film sorry. no no no sorrieee.

  • LOL The rice thing cracks me up

  • You want to blow up my restaurant?

  • the ang mo look like a dog when he eats the rice....

  • Ahahaha, yah he did!

  • Awesome. Ty!

  • i really like it when the detector said "Eat it, axxhole, he means it"

  • i remember seeing part 1 and 2 back in the days, it never gets old. hahah. i think yun fat (cause he doesn't like to be called chow) inspired alot of gunplay for my generation.....

  • this is on some real shit

  • Haha I like rice

    I'll eat it!!!!

  • some performance. good old memories :)

  • one of the best chinese movies *---* /// EAT THE RICEE * :P

  • did u know(i know catonese) he said no! no! it's illegal! before he shot that guy's leg? haha that was funny

  • hahaha.. those subs doesn't do the Cantonese a lot of justice.

  • ya i hear u man, n sum of the cantonese phrases are hong kong humar so Americans may not understand anyway

  • They don't, do they? I've been looking for good subs for John Woo's movies forever...! Because the subs I seen, they all mess up the narration so it's really hard to get ahold of what's happening.

  • this movie is so completely insane

  • Yeah. Chow killed like 70 something people at the end of it.

    But that is possible because Chow is a GOD

  • That's because he had two guns

  • @bobbyhitsbakk009 That's because he had two guns.

  • apogolise ro rhe rice right row...LOL MOMA MIA chows always the man.... what do you rink...rats rong rid the fwood

  • he sounds like a wannabe gangster when he said: huh,huh... lol!!

  • APOLOGIZE TO THE RICE RIGHT NOW!!!

  • FUCK YOUR RICE!

  • THIS FUCKING FRIED RICE STINKS!!!

  • wow that american voice was just fucking terrible out of sync

  • haha i love this movie. show those arrogant cracker who is boss

  • Chow Yun Fat- "don't fuck with my family lol.I thought he was pretty amazing in the DBZ movie...I also loved him in the "Bulletproof Monk"^^

  • maybe thats why i like rice...haha...how was your weekend sexy? finally saw your pic...it was so small i used a magnifying glass and still couldnt see it

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  • this is why white ppl like fried rice...

  • lol fucking americans

  • im american and i agree

  • One Of The Most LEGENDARY Scene In Hong Kong Films............Chow Yun Fatt Is The Great!!!

  • this rice is like my mother n father!!!

  • big white rich-ass gangster threating chinese people is so classic :D

  • HAM GAR CHAM!!!!

    HAHAAA

  • awesome scene

  • when im feeling down, i put on a chow yun fat movie LOL

  • Thank You for sharing this! "...Me rice is me family..."

  • AWESOME!!!

  • gangster

  • "rice is my father and mother. don't f with my family!" Hell yea!

  • "THIS FUCKING FRIED RICE STINKS!!!"

    lawl

  • lol yea best part

  • Chow Yun Fat Rocks!

    Eat the rice, you fucker

  • THANK you for putting this clip up. It made my day completely!!!

  • Yun-Fat Chow FTW!!! god i love this actor, one of my fav chinese actors beside Jackie and Lee

  • "How to make an asshole eat rice"

  • yun fat chow sold out in dragonball! how sad. He was so badass in this movie!

  • I wouldn't say "sell out", man. Every actor has their bad choices. I mean, take Jean Reno, who actually chooses to do bad movies.

  • Maybe "sell out" was a bit harsh but to be honest, he didn't exactly make it easier for young Asian males to continue where he left off.

  • sell out