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  • Lol you don't apply religion to the Internet. xD and to anyone that replys to them need to let it go.

  • way to use wikepediat you tool

  • my fingers hurt now. must have been the will of god

  • @RagingUtai

    Christiand and catholics are the most dismissive people around, they look at something they dont understand and say, it was the will of god, as a simple explanation because they are too dumb to think of anything else. Must have been gods will i ate cornflakes this morning instead of cheerios, must have been gods will that that blade of grass over there was stepped on. And you think the answers of all these new modern problems exist in a book written more than 2000 years ago byidiots

  • @RagingUtai

    did you knoe every minute an estimated 63 people are raped. did you know how many people were killed in the holocaust? did you know that there are an estimated more than 270 000 child soldiers in africa? did you know how many children are molested every year? Do you know how many people starve in north korea each year? do you know how many people live in poverty and dont have acces to clean water?

  • @RagingUtai

    Do you know how many innocent people hitler killed, most of who believed in this figment of your imagination? do you know how many people have been driven away from their homes by african warlords? did you know in china a little girl was run over twice by two separate cars and no one did anything just kept walking and driving by.

  • @RagingUtai

    Christians maintain that the universe was created by god and science is completely wrond despite every scientist in the world agreeing on this and say that the universe was created by god then who created god. you cant say he was just there because then that is the same as what normal people say how the world was created by the big bang, a theory which you say if wrong because how can the whole universe have been created by a explosion. ask yourself how god was created

  • @RagingUtai

    So every person executed and tortured by african warlords, every single person who lives in a warzone, who lives in poverty and who starves to death each year, every child soldier in africa. if this is all the will of god as well as the previous comment, you should turn around and think, why am i supporting a god that does all these horrific things.

  • @RagingUtai

    So therefore it means that god is behind every rape, every child molestation, every murder, every Jew killed by Hitler who was acting on gods orders, every innocent normal person killed by Hitler and every god believeing person killed by Hitler who were clutching on to their wooden crosses as they waited for the gas to roll into the chamber praying to the one being that had sustained their belief and had had all the answers in life to be let down.

  • @RagingUtaiHow can you think about every single little girl raped by 50 year old paedophiles with wrinkly dicks, and say this right because it was the will of god. How can you support a god that does this. How would you feel if some rapist was shoving his dick up your ass and you didnt like it as im sure many wouldnt, and after say oh its ok it was the will of god.

  • @RagingUtai

    After you understand all this, you will realize that god is just a figment of the imagination of some dickhead 2000 years ago that had some paper and a pencil and felt like writing a story book, because if god was the all loving good god awesome dude that he is labeled to be, he wouldnt be doing this shit.

  • Tut tut

  • @RagingUtai

    Think about it mate, your readin off all this shit off a book written more than 2000 years ago by some dumbass people who could die if they got a cold. Is there any proof that god exists besides what is written in a dusty 2000+ year old book full of fictional story tales?

  • @RagingUtai

    Woah woah woah steady on mate, your jumping ahead of yourself. First we need to be able to actually PROVE that god exists before jumping to this other planets rules by a figment of your imagination :)

  • One of my fav actors

  • Fucking zionists, i hate how they disrespect jesus and christianity in films. Not only does he play jesus, he's supposedly a boy lover/pedo. Stupid jews.

  • @RagingUtai Quiet you. 

  • @PCHDX

    Im not gonna be a silent sheep like you. Do u have any faith?

  • @RagingUtai "Better to be thought a fool in silence then to open your mouth and remove all doubt". My comment was about making a very funny and entertaining video into something that is completely unrelated. So yell, kick and moan and then ask yourself who is the arrogant, pretentious and self imposing sheep that takes something like this to impose his ideals and who is just enjoying the video for what it is. Please, grow up. That is all the time im giving to this subject. Good day to you sir.

  • @PCHDX

    You bloody atheist, show some respect to people who have a religion.

  • @RagingUtai I believe in God, not a God of arrogance or insults or narrow mindedness or hatred though. If that is the God you believe in, then yes i DON'T believe in that God.

  • @PCHDX

    You believe in God but not respect of other peoples religion, hypocrite. For you think it's funny to mock christ.

  • @RagingUtai I believe in not being fanatical in something to the point of arrogance and ignorance, such as in your case. How many Muslims are suicide bombers because of the same mindset you have, i wonder. You take things personally because you find small minded ways to feel insulted about everything. Even something so insignificant as a smart part in a movie. You think Christ is in images and names, your faith is weak because it is based on those things and mindless rituals.

  • @RagingUtai You have set your mind on being a certain way so it is not up to me to change it. Saying all that i have said is for my satisfaction only. That being said, i have spent more time on you then you are worth. This will be the last time i respond. Good day.

  • @PCHDX

    Your not a christian, so you won't understand..

  • @RagingUtai You do know he was playing a hispanic character named Jesus Quintana. It's not an uncommon name in the hispanic community. Just because the character has the same first name as Jesus Christ does not mean they have ANYTHING to do with each other. That kind of thinking is very immature. Lighten up.

  • @mohawkmeat . If you havnt noticed, jews run hollywood, from actors to producers , writers and directors. What ive noticed in too many movies , made by jews, is that they like to make fun of christianity, jesus. Sometimes they're obvious, sometimes it's nearly overlooked. Now here is another movie i tried watching, and knowing was made by jews, was hoping jesus or a christianity wouldn't be involved. To see this about "jesus" and making him a pedo, kid lover , is a direct stab.

  • @RagingUtai Actually the character was said to have only "exposed himself to an 8 year old". But I can see you're one of those types that blames the jews for everything, probably a holocaust denier too. So there's no point in arguing. Do you realize you are the member of a group who's symbol is a guy nailed to two pieces of wood? You're the idiot. Oh, and open a few science books. Try geology and anthropology. The bible is fictional and there is no god.

  • @mohawkmeat

    Lol. i knew you were a fucking atheist. There is no God? how do u know what God is or what the meaning of god is? You atheists talk like God is only some being watching over us. See you never really sit and think what God and the concept , cause u idiots narrow God down to person only. As an atheist by default u follow science only. the world started by a bangr and thats it, lol. With science you are forever stuck on matter being created , with no purpose, magically

  • @mohawkmeat

    Think about it, how can something be created out of nothing? with no purpose. Show me some evidence of something being created out of a result of nothing, and for no purpose. If u stick with science, you will forever be stuck at something that cannot be explained, and never will be. With religion however there is a purpose, a reason. Religion will give you answers while science won't. Most of u atheists dnt like to think far and hard about it.

  • @RagingUtai Why would a god create trillions of stars, galaxies, and possibly multiple universes, only to take one TINY speck (that being Earth) to place a a species (humans) in his image upon it? It's retarded to think that we humans are SO precious and important. Also without say, quantum mechanics, and geology, we will not have any of the modern equipment and technology that allows us to have this "discussion". Those fields also happen to prove intelligent design (aka creation) is wrong.

  • @mohawkmeat

    Who said that this is the only planet with life in it? maybe there are other planets with God taking part in. Where does it state that only God has created life in this world? Now as to why God would only choose this planet. Why not? maybe it was random or God only wanted one ecosystem of humans. Maybe God after setting off of the chain that started all matter and galaxies, had envisioned a state of life and love and maybe theres only one life /one kind of earth.

  • @RagingUtai Wow. This has gotten ridiculous. Believe what you want I guess. If you are offended by the movie, don't watch it, or better yet, just lighten up. Religion will ALWAYS get poked fun at. Get used to it.

  • @RagingUtai

    The fact that it gives you answers doesn't amount to a hill of beans if there's no evidence to back it up. Why is the Bible correct? Because it says so? If some guy came up to you and started preaching ridiculous things that were contrary to reality with no evidence to back up what he says, would you believe him? The fact that you don't know the answer to something doesn't give you justification in just making something up.

  • @Charmolution The bible gives answers that science cannot answer. But most of you atheists are too narrow/dumb minded, you leave everything in the hand of scientists only. If there is no solid proof, then i must limit my thinking to what is reasonable or possible/. All you need to do is work out the meaning of life and ur atheist views would change. Science at the highest degree is more stange than believing in a person's teachings, say jesus.

  • @RagingUtai

    "The bible gives answers that science cannot answer."

    I know, and unless there's evidence to back up those answers, like what science does, then I see no reason to believe them.

    "what is reasonable or possible/."

    Invisible sky daddy making the world in 7 days is reasonable and possible? What?

    "say jesus."

    Why don't you try thinking for yourself rather than listening to a character in a book written 2000 years ago...

  • @Charmolution

    You are only liniting yourself to what is possible and voiding what the whole meaning of reason and purpose, if you only look to science. With science you will forever be looking for more answers, always feeling stuck.And the conclusion will always be, but there was matter.. Now when u have kids one day, are you going to look at them and think everything is here randomly with no purpose , brought about by nothing?

  • @RagingUtai

    "With science you will forever be looking for more answers"

    Yes, science is always looking for answers, which is infinitely preferable to just throwing up your hands and saying GodDidIt. If we stuck to that kind of thinking, we'd still be in the bronze age, (if we were lucky). It was this kind of scientific questioning that got us to where we are today. If it wasn't for that, we wouldn't even be able to communicate over the Internet right now.

  • @mohawkmeat Jesus in bible, loved people, kids, and was a teacher to them. So out of all names, they name that character jesus, made him look like an idiot, and the whole sex with kids, pedo thing, mentioned by John goodmans character" A proud jew!" who said that about "jesus", is basically bashing on jesus from the bible. If you can't see the zionist hate, then you are an idiot. Ive noticed this so many times, but you haven't , obviously.

  • organic indeed

  • Disco bean...

  • Overacting piece of shit. He has to thank god he was in TBL.

  • @supaFLYcc

    Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

  • I wish they would play this scene on my funeral! :D

  • Name an actor that hasn't taken a "paycheck" role like the Transformers. Name one "A" list actor...Not as easy as it seems is it?

    Turturro is a great actor, nobody fucks with the Jesus.

  • @meltz911 sean penn

  • @ThePrashman Great actor but I have to say Shanghai Surprise and We're No Angles smacked of $ as the motivating factor..just my opinion.

  • @meltz911 Daniel Day Lewis?

  • @smoochym One of my favoite actors but

    The Last of the Mohicans was kind of a paycheck movie.

  • @meltz911 yes that's probably true. It was quite well recieved though.

    If that's his only "paycheck" movie, he's doing pretty well.

  • @smoochym I agree 100%.

  • Nobody fucks with Jesus.

    Or Barton Fink.

  • the dude abides

    watch?v=Ri4m1tFIe3s

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  • From the big lebowski to transformers. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

  • "Dont mess with tha Jessuss"

  • John Turturro is fine actor, like his work a great deal. His work in Quiz Show was A+

  • @kentucky9000 I heartily agree. Loved his performance in Quiz Show. By the way, you've got some good tunes on your channel.

  • @Dalwhinnie15 Thanks :

    Hope John comes out with a film soon. another film comes to mind FINK ...!

    glad you like some songs on my youtube page

  • Jesus character should get a spin off.

  • The Jesus was a stroke of genius.

  • What's a pederast Walter?

  • @KriegKadaver Shut the fuck up Donny.

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  • 13 people fucked with the jesus.

  • @pigslammin

    Apparently, they did the mistake of flashing the piece out on the lane :| .

  • 8 years old dude....8

  • Jesus was brilliance!

  • My name is Liam! I'm Jesus' sidekick!

  • I guess he's a sex offender, with a record.

  • Still one of the most memorable characters, in a movie filled with fantastic, funny and certainly memorable characters. Brilliant.

  • and pull it until it goes... "click" JUST SUPERB

  • There is a place in hell for whoever made Turturro take off his pants in Transformers 2.

  • 8 year olds dude...

  • he had to go door to door tell everyone hes a pederass

  • Jesus played in transformers....sad.

  • @NVOLIKOS John Turturro is playing in the Tranformers :) The Jesus is playing in the Big Lebowski!!!

  • 8 year olds, dude.

  • Dear big movie producers, we've had enough of the same generic shit, GIVE THIS MAN A MOVIE NOW!

  • I did not realize John Turturro was de jesus in the big lebowski. He is a pretty funny fuck!

  • He was embarrassed by his performance in The Big Lebowski?

    He should be embarrassed about his role in Transformers.

  • @bull068 Thought he was funny in both movies, so he sould not be embarrassed at all.

  • @SuperBatfreak

    yeah i agree exept transformers that just sucked

  • @thesatanic6 I thought it was a great no brain action movie, number 2 was just to much stupid boobs and dick humor, i sure hope number 3 will be better than number 2 and mabye 1 ;)

  • @bull068 He should also be embarrassed about playing a character who admitted to liking Prince.

    But, otherwise, great actor.

  • @MobKnowledge You dont like Prince? WTF is wrong with you??? He ruled for many many years. One of my fav all time quotes was from prince during an interview. "So prince, you havent had a number 1 hit in 10(guessing) years, how do you feel about that??" Prince's response "Im always #1 when i walk into my Bank, and thats all that matters."

  • @bull068 Damn right

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  • @bull068 Money in the bank, why should you be embarrassed with that?

  • @bull068 why? he didn't write that God-awful monstrosity. he was the best actor in those pieces of shit.

  • fuck ads.

  • @Lostinmezzy Use adblockplus to stop ads from showing

  • The Jesus and Barton Fink.. brilliant!!

  • Turturro should have gotten an Oscar

  • "NOBODY F@CKS WITH THE JESUS"

  • the ball lick is genius

  • @cunnidvd

    Yes, the ball lick is genius on par with Michaelangelo's sistine chapel and Leonardo's Mona Lisa. I totally agree with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • @23molko Can't say that I agree with you. that's just like your opinion man..............

  • 8 year olds dude.... 8 year olds.

  • jesus, i had no idea he played jesus. he did an AWESOME job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • whats this day of rest shit!

  • Fuckin' Quintana...that creep can roll, man

  • @casedien

    Yeah... But he's a pervert, Dude.

  • The Jesus is one cool MF'er!

  • 8 year olds Dude

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  • You got a date WEDNESDAY, baby!!!

  • He sounds like a less raspy Pacino.

  • Cohen Brothers MUST do the movie of "The Jesus". It would be amazing.

  • @elviejoalado Were you listening to the dude's story?! The character is a pederast.

  • @MortimerYoung hahahaha i know, even like that it would be a great movie.

  • Dios mío man

  • @LunayyZinaaa67 mE 2we!

  • 8 year olds dude!

  • ray romano

  • He didn't play Jesus, Jesus played him. 

  • I loved the Jesus character. Turturro is great. The accent however, was terrible, even worse than Al Pacino in Scarface, but the character was so over the top that it was easy to forgive that.

  • i'd love to see the jesus drive a school bus

  • SECTOR SEVEN!

  • @oooshitman9 GROW UP!!

  • You said it man, NOBODY fucks with the Jesus...

  • 8 year olds, Dude........

  • @archer1949 8 year old?

  • John Turturro talks developing "The Jesus" with the Coen Bros.

  • What is the name of the sound clip he dances too?

  • @OICU81266 hotel california by the gipsy kings

  • You must understand Wagner's influence on Adolf fucking Hitler to fully understand The Big Lebowski.

    IT IS A LASTING STATEMENT AGAINST TITS!

    They play with themselves.

  • @parafleet Whats to understand? It was one racist in love with another racist.

  • @justbaitingu Imagery, histrionics, politics, yes biased social and racist statements.

  • "Nobody fucks with The Jesus"

  • Keiner verarscht Jesus ^^

  • dios mio!!!

  • he is a god!

  • bio-digital jazz man

  • Can't stop giggling.

  • 11 people got flashed when they were 8 year olds

  • 8 year olds dude

  • Phenomenal actor, watch "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" and will see how diverse of an actor Turturro is.

  • What is the name of the soundclip at the very beginning of the video?

  • hey what's this day of rest shit what is this bullshit,i dont fucking care ,it don't matter to jesus,you're not fooling me man ,you might fool the fucks in the league office but you don't fool jesus,is bush league psych out stuff

  • Comedy is one of the hardest things to do. But not for him. What a brilliant actor he is.

  • It's just so hard to believe this is the same guy who was Barton Fink.

  • He didn't play Jesus. He played The Jesus.

  • @c4r50n1 but seriously?messing with that name?i get it,it wouldnt be as funny if they didn't use that name,but still.plus people who are really named jesus are just retards

  • @231johnjohnson Very true.

  • @c4r50n1 You said it man! Nobody f*cks with The Jesus!

  • @c4r50n1 You said it man! Nobody f*cks with The Jesus!

  • @ometejo lolz

  • @c4r50n1 he didn't play the jesus, the jesus is still playing john turturro.

  • @valcoholic Sorry, sir.

  • YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY BABY!

  • Dios mio mang.

  • What? No William Friedkin/To Live and Die In LA) in the list of movies and directors? Interesting.

  • 8 year old's dude...

  • He does comedy really well.

  • is he in transformers 2? cause if he is, my respect is eternally lost.

  • @Jefflebowski95 He's in EVERY Transformers movie. I know, it hurts.

  • PLEASE DO IT! haha the sequel!

  • crud

  • Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

  • 10 People fucked with the jesus.

  • @anthropreneur  Eight year olds, dude.

  • @anthropreneur ~ we should stick pieces up their asses and pull the fuckin' triggers till they go click.