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  • F'N FUNNY!

  • i wish there was a liberal holocaust, u would all get burned and u would get sliced up and bleed out like pigs, then we would eat ur meat, piss in ur eye sockets, and drop a nuclear bomb on on the ppl who protest, but the explosion wouldnt kill them just give them cancer, oh yea, no liberal left alive, total annihilation by fire and nuclear bombs, all u do is sit around and complain about violence, well i wish we got a president who would wreck u all and show u the true meaning of violence, YEAH

  • @xxballsonweelsxx You are fucked up. "An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind." -Mohandas Ghandi

  • mark

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!! 9iu11iani

  • I'm 100% fucking serious, have you read the news? You do know the Iraq war was a bout OIL and nothing else, and now we have $4 a gallon because of a cartel of BIG OIL CORPORATIONS that McCain/Bush neo-cons helped install so that they'd start drilling ANWR which wouldn't see prices drop for at least another 10 years if only by a few cents. OPEN UR FUCKING EYES PEOPLE

    you think this will make us safer?...

  • well thats good reason to vote for him, if not jets will crash-land over ur homes, WMDs will be fired at us, and Iraq will geographically follow us home.

    grow some brain cells, if you dont get lost in the way to the voting station,or even care to vote; not miss the deadline

    Vote Ron Paul !

  • the only reason jets will crash into our homes is if another president like george bush completely ignores the warnings given to him again. WMDs will OBVIOUSLY not be fired at us. iraq never had any. and if they actually were aimed at us, it wouldnt be FROM iraq. itd be from afghanistan. iraq is in NO position to gain land towards us. get your shit straight imbecile.

  • ignore the warnings?, dude get off the H and pull your eyes off that TV! and ou called me an you have the nerve to insult me after that comment?

    this is the 3rd time warnings have fell on deaf ears, its not because bush is stupid its because this is a democracy and that was the only way to start war

    i can reffer you to a nice video that will open your mind and a nice doctor to help you loose the addiction of being an asshole. just ask

  • Yup, Cheney needed a Casus belli to start his endless, unwinnable 'War on Terror'. Orwell must be laughing at us...

  • Yeah, George Bush was given warnings that the 9/11 attack would happen, but he didn't care. I don't think democracy would prevent us going to war with hostile terrorist organizations.

    If you have a video that proves me wrong, please send it to me, but so far you haven't said ANYTHING that gives a strong counter-argument.

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMFG that was FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • you are brilliant

  • Hilarious!!

  • oh man... I cant stop laughthing...the song was perfect!

  • Lincoln was a long time ago, and Ron Paul has lost. Maybe he should have had a better chance, but he hasn't.

  • OMG, i can't stop laughing

  • I love this video. It exactly points out what Rudy Guiliani used in his campaing tactics... I LOVE IT!!! The music on the background is perfect. The examples of fear mongering are well-chosen. GOOD WORK GUYS.

  • lol

  • Cats attacking BABIES!

    Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha....

    Laugh them right out of Iraq!

    Laugh them right out of OFFICE!

    The "Empire of Fear" has seen it's last days!

  • this is the dumbesrt ........ ive ever herd

  • Cata attacking BABIES!

    In the GARDEN!

    - so, so funny!

  • LMFAO! Did that dude really break his leg like that in the ring? Or was that some sort of cinematic trickery?

  • no trick, actually broken, what'd you think someone breaking their leg looked like? You can just FEEL the bone fragments grating against each other can't you.

  • I seriously doubt its a trickery... unlucky bastard...

  • lol.... meu piru

  • Lolers!

  • one of the best vids on utube

  • he is a freak with a 911 fetish

  • LOL

  • giuliani is full of himself. HES REALLY A DEMOCRAT. his new wife gave him a good case of the clap which caused his gonad cancer which was his punishment for leaving his wife. drop out of the race shit head

  • He used to be in the 70's

  • LOL!!!

  • What no Giuliani no 9/11 ? Shocking....

  • Shocking....he didn't mention 9/11? LOL

  • That alligator that clamped down on that unfortunate and completely stupid attention getter is analogous to Bush venturing into IRAG...'cept when the JAWS clamped shut ....he was on his ranch...cutting brush!

  • The manager at my local supermarket was cheating on his wife, but they were going through a divorce. I didn't like his wife very much anyway. Also, there fruit was only fresh about half the time I shopped there.

    I am so confused. WHAT DO I DO?

  • Jeez what waste of a comment

  • Rudy Giuliani is not morally fit. He used taxes to pay protection for his gumah while he ran around behind his wife's back, humiliating his family.

    Once this came out, Giuliani was done. He'll never be president.

  • What does his personal life with his wife have to do how he effectively runs a Country? Give me a break. Like everyone in the United States are sinless, perfect, souls.

  • I was just pointing out reality. He's done politically.

    And you might be stunned to know that there are men who are actually faithful to their wives!

  • Yes, I do know there are men who are faithful to their wives, I am one of them, however there's rumors that the Manager at my local Supermarket has been cheating on his, however the fruit still seems to be fresh and everything in the store seems to be clean and in order... but hey he cheats on his wife, I won't be shopping there anymore!

  • I'd buy fruit from his store, but he'd fail to get my vote for president.

  • LOL!

  • Oh...NOW the shoe is on the other foot!!! It's OK for RudeRudy to cheat on his wife!!

  • illuminadi, I wouldn't care if Giuliani cheated on his wife; that's his business, but his cheating in other areas are of GREAT interest to me when it comes to voting for him!!! Just ask the NY fireman! And yeah, I'm not as afraid of terrorists as Giuliani would like us all to be!!

  • Rudy cleaned the mob out, cleaned up Times Square, cleaned up NYC after 911. Rudy Giuliani.  America's Janitor.

  • The mob is nice when compared with Rude Rudy.

  • i LIVE in NYC, and Rudy is a lazy arrogant bum who runs a 1

    note campaign: "9-11." after the '93 WTC bombing, he put

    the Emergency Command BACK in the WTC! He's a CHicken

    Hawk who Never served 1 hour in the military, but he knows

    all about terror?!!!

  • Shouldn't waste your time on a klown who'd fuck his mother too if it paid good enough.

    He's a has been.

    People aren't stupid.

  • Did you see the NY Times' scathing article today about NY Mayor Giuliani? He'll make the Bush Admin. look like Brownies on a picnic, if elected Pres. The article paints him a bully who often retaliated against his constituents and subjects, and who lost more than $7 million in city funds settling civil complaints against him. Just imagine how much more abuse of power will take place if...

  • Yes I saw that....on TOUTUBE there is a video with NYC Busdrivers who show up at a town meeting and one of them has the gall to call out Rudy...RUDERUDY then castigates the whole lot!

  • All he does is play on people's fear.  What exactly did he do after 9/11 that was so heroic?

  • liberals aren't perfect...but at the least they don't...ask their wives for a divorce on their deathbed (Gingrich), scream about family values, then father a child thru adultery (Henry Hyde), or wave the sanctity of life flag...then bomb a thirld world populace into submission (est. 100,000 dead) with the cowboy slogan SHOCK AND AWE. Sad..

    and so it goes!

  • Americans are experiencing the 'Shock and Awe'...the bill for Global warfare.

  • LOL all republicans are CLOWNS. they should wear red noses and pointed shoes. watching republican debates is hilarious. it's like watching a Mad Max movie or something- "I will double guantanamo, I will cut the terrorists balls off, I will turn USA into a religious state *cough* dictatorship* cough"

    oh man, it's so funny. you seriously have to be an inbred KKK low life brainwashed moron to be a republican

  • lmfao love it LMAO!!!

  • hahaha!! good one!

    i mean, bad one, him, good one, your vid.

  • Impeach Bush Now! Don't just sit and watch! There were good Germans, too. Innocent people are being tortured right now.... What are you doing about it?

  • VERY DAMN FUNNY!!!! As Lew Rockwell says, there are two candidates running for president: Ron Paul, and everybody else. If it's not Ron Paul, you won't even know the difference.

  • huh???????!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • THE QUESTION IS:

    WILL FLORIDA FALL FOR IT AGAIN?

    2000 - Dumb

    2004 - Dumber

    2008 - ?

    Ron Paul - libertarian

  • Holy shit this is the funniest thing in the world...mad props

  • HAHAHAHA! I can watch this video 20 times in a row! HAHAHAHA!!! And cat's... attacking babies.. hahahahhaha!

  • Well, i agree with you all the way. Paul is a true american hero.

  • ron paul in wrong for inplying the reason we were attacked in 9/11 was because we were over there.......thats outrageous. these people twist their religion to justify a war against anyone with moderate positions....

  • Whats outrageous about it? Thats the official reason the CIA gave...google "blowback".

  • REMEMBER 911! REMEMBER 911! REMEMBER 911! (I will continue to repeat this until you are all brainwashed) REMEMBER 911! REMEMBER 911! REMEMBER 911! (I will continue to repeat this until you are all brainwashed) REMEMBER 911! REMEMBER 911! REMEMBER 911! (I will continue to repeat this until you are all brainwashed) REMEMBER 911! REMEMBER 911! REMEMBER 911! (I will continue to repeat this until you are all brainwashed) REMEMBER 911! REMEMBER 911! REMEMBER 911!

  • Go Giuliani, just go!!! LOL

    Why the fuck is he still hanging around?

    "I was mayor on 9/11" - wow, he's proud of that moment and exploits 9/11 for his own personal benifit. He's shameless in every respect incl how he treated his wife and family. What a whore, totally.

  • i actually used to like giuliani and was even planning to vote for him until i heard him said we have the best healthcare system in the world....i was flabbergasted to say the least!

  • Giuliani is a low class scoundrel. He snickers and laughs at Ron Paul during the debates and he can't get jack for votes. Giuliani is a washout and a has-been.

  • Giuliani is a sly rat trying to slither into the oval office. Why would anyone elect him or any of the other jackels trying to be president. Ron Paul is the only statesmen amoungst a group of vermin. Electing Ron Paul would show the world that we are not a nation of sheeple.

  • IF YOU THINK YOUR VOTE MATTERS,THINK AGAIN..

    IN THE LAST 16 YEARS ONLY 2 NAMES HAS HELD THE FIGUREHEAD JOB AS PRESIDENT bush & clinton

    AND BOTH ARE LYING sobs..GIULIANI IS ANOTHER

    LYING sob THAT'S APART OF THE UNSEEN SECRET SOCIETY IN DC..h.clinton IS ALSO A MEMBER AND

    THEY HAVE ALREADY PICKED HER FOR THE JOB IN 08

    WATCH AND SEE..DAMN bush,cheney & rice..

  • rotfl

  • I can only say that that was frickin hilarious, and that the testicle shot and leg break looked excruciating.

  • Ron Paul is the ONLY candidate who thinks for himself. His thinking is clear and concise and right in line with the Constitution. The rest of the group march to the beat of the same old drum. Elect one of them and we get more of the same results we've got for years; failed foreign policy, porous borders and free trade that results in the loss of American jobs. Speaking of foreign policy, how many times have we tried in the last 40 years to fix the problems with Israel and the Palestinians?

  • granted and yet we havent been attacked after 9/11....give that much credit to the current administration would you!

  • probably because theyre false flag attacks have been exposed.

  • No. That's opras influence. When you work for her, you have to sign a confidenciality contract that you won't spill any of her dirty laundry (no bad press). She only digs on others dirt, you dig?

  • Forget Rudi. RON PAUL wants to bring the troops home from Iraq and Afganistan immediately and was against the war since it began.

    If you ask me, he's the only candidate who's making any real sense and telling it like it is.

    Look for him here on Youtube and Google and just listen to what the man has to say.

    RON PAUL 08

  • jeez that was disturbing...especially the boxing part

  • lol

  • That fits with the idiot... Any body see him try to get Ron Paul to withdraw some truthfull statements at one of the debates?? What a fuckin moron !!! The sadest thing was he got a huge ovasion from the audience ,, proving their retardation ....

  • ahahha

  • Unbelievably funny!!

  • that was gnarly sick. ew.

  • This is absolutely genius! Still, ain't going to make me vote democratic :D

  • About as correlated to reality as Rudy's real campaign ad. When does he officially start running? Good thing he's not counting Michigan, 'cause he only got 4 or 6%.

    Obama 08. BTW, Barrack is, like me, a member of the United Church of Christ. That's an org starting with UCC that believes Christ is the Prince of Peace, and a true uniter, not a divider. God is Still Speaking. Are you listening?

  • no obama is apart of the all hate whitey muslim church muslims are different from christian they deny jesus

  • Muslims do not deny jesus. we believe in him as a prophet from god

  • oh my gosh its rapture

  • Ron Paul for President! Great aid by the way!

  • I watched this a few minutes ago and i cant stop laughing

  • hilarious

  • LMAO

  • Oh, God, that gator thing made me want to throw up. So did the kick boxing thing.

  • 00:16.....ouch, we should vote 4 giuliani to stup this....lol

  • Americans think the danger is terrorism. They don't understand that Terrorists cannot take away habeus corpus, the Bill of Rights, the Constitution. Terrorists cannot suspend the constitutional gov't, abolish the separation of powers. TERRORISM CANNOT PICK US UP, SHUT US UP, OR ARREST US. The threat of terrorism is nothing like the threat of our own gov't in the name of fighting terrorism.

    - Paul Craig Roberts "the Father of Reaganomics" oh and Ron Paul 2008!

  • Absolutely!

    Oh, uh, except the Ron Paul part...

    But he's pretty cool.

  • LMAO!!

  • go to my channel

  • no.

  • now or else

  • i kinda get what your getting at but obama still sucks monkey fuck

  • TO ALL RON PAUL SUPPORTERS: We've watched the DNC & GOP try to destroy our candidate. We've watched the corporate own media laugh & try to discredit him. Now we have seen the vote fraud begin EVEN in the earliest primaries. TODAY OUR CANDIDATE-tomorrow yours! SPREAD THE WORD AND SHOW THE EVIDENCE TO EVERYONE. THE 2-Party Political machines don't care about the voice of the people. The internet is exposing the truth! The US has more than 2 opinions. We deserve representation.

  • The kick boxer's leg was REAL? omg! And the woman who got hit by a car, was that also real?

    What is WRONG with the human race? WTF is WRONG with us?????????

  • To AmericanPolitix. Yes, it is real. It's all real. You have chosen to take the RED pill and have opened your eyes to the MATRIX. BEWARE you may not be prepared for all of the truth you find here!!!! LOL I know I wasn't!!!!

  • It hurts from laughing!!! Very sick but in a good way.

  • OMG I LOVE THIS VIDEO LOL!!! Guliani Sucks some lol my s.s. teacher thinks he is the anti christ lol this video is kinda convincing that that is true lol

  • That was fucking sweet! Cats attacking babies...

  • HAHAHAH COol video

  • a++ dudes.

  • lmao

  • USA is being destroyed by individuals who are also profiting from their acts, so much so that when they are finnsihed they will have so much more wealth and power within a lesser government as individual wealth is now replacing national interests. There are no nations, only corporations. The world is ran as a syndicate.

  • Was that video serious??? GOOGLE "End the War Paul"

  • guilianis one scary motherfucker with his bronzen shapone stare at the end,creepy bet he learned that by mob dealings!?

  • like the video by the way.

  • And you can shove those thumbs up your ass cracks.

  • balls to humanity, bring on the H bombs.

    Earth is a simpletons paradise.

    So vote for Guiliani or whatever creton they have who gives meat heads an erection or a wet crotch when they talk about terrorism and patriotism.

    Or vote for Hillary or Obama, because maybe a black guy or a woman will be different, or maybe it'll be like the ''good old Clinton days''.

    Well fuck you people. Fuck you all.

  • fuck you people because I know who you numbskulls will vote for, because the guys who should win make too much sense for you fruit loops to vote for.

    So go suck on your politicians gimicks, haircuts and favourite movies or whatever crap turns you on. Probably rigged again anyway.

  • Dude I don't care what you've been smoking for the pass seventy two hours on, but no one cares, and just swearing about jacking off to other guys is none of our buisness so please keep that to yourself. And please if your going to insult everyone put up a decent argument.

  • That was in response to 1700a, not the vid.

  • What the fuck I've been smoking? WHAT I'M SMOKING? Everyone can see that It's you my friend who is talking like they're under the influence of mind altering substances friend, I've never mentioned jacking off you sweat from a babbons balls. Fuck you and the rest of you, you goddamn fucking Jerry Springer show applicant rejects. 90% of you are fucking neanderthalls. Missing links. 5% are evil bastards and the rest are fucking sick of this shit.

  • Seriously? Thats your argument?, wow I can see the public school system truley failed you. And ya know that the thing about swearing is, while it blows off steam it accomplishes nothing, so using it every other word is unnessicary.

  • Oh I'm dearly sorry friend that I have uspset your moral fibres and views on acceptable words of the English language, but frankly, I'm not applying for a job with you, nor am I trying to befriend you, so I don't really give a fuck what you think, or what your assumptions of my character or social standing are. Fuck is in the dictionary along with a lot of other words useful at times, am I wrong?

  • I think since my tone is not easily transferable to type, and an exclemation mark is hardly as appropriate for the tone of which I meant for these hard to digest or accept points that I was making, that the word fuck, is entirely appropriate, unless of course you have better an idea of how I was thinking. And it's hardly evry other word anyway.

  • Every other word would go fucking something fucking like fucking this fucking now fucking wouldn't fucking it? However public education is terrible, obviously you are a better class of person though.

  • I can understand why you would feel the need to use them, but I'em telling you no one will take you seriously if your always using them.

  • More appropriately tuned to worldly etiquete.

  • Indeed, If there was more fucking going on... there wouldnt be so many fucking wars. How often do you think Bush gets laid? How long do you think its been since Bush has seen his wife's Bush. I dunno... I mean when Clinton wasnt getting some he got head on the side. By the way getting head isnt necisarly cheating in my dictionary... do you agree?

  • fuck clinton one side of the same coin.

    all the election is for is to see wether the American people are happy with politicians pissing on your shoes (democrats) or pissing on your head (republicans).

  • haha this made me laugh.

  • black man power...

    time for change

    real man ...great speeches...

    remind me of martin luther king

  • I don't think Martin Luther King was a member of an organisation which advised a change in the wests military stances towards oil states which fluctuate the price of oil pre-9/11.

  • I'm sorry but you can go frigg your mother with those thumbs, it's a simple fact unknown ignored and laughed at by simpletons. Most of the US politicians are part of the Council of Foreign Relations, which is like an advisory group.

  • In a Council on Foreign Relations report written by Amy Jaffe before the Iraq war:

    ''Tight markets have increased US and global vulnerability to disruption and provided adversaries undue potential influence over the price of oil. Iraq has become a key ''swing'' producer, posing a difficult situation for the US government.''

  • Within days of Bush's election in November 2000, the James Baker Institute issued this:

    ''In a market with so little cushion to cover unexpected events, oil prices become extremely sensetive to percieved supply risks. Such a market increases the potential leverage of an otherwise lesser producer such as Iraq...''

  • The only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the level of which they act, and how well they can hide it. Only a couple of exceptions.

  • must be getting desperate to pull out the cat vid.

  • yup!

  • L M A O!!!

  • komodo dragons eating entire pigs. lol

  • lol the cat on baby is from funny cats

  • Oh shit, the kickboxing one gave me cringes.

  • same

  • fursure

  • "and cats attacking babies"

    ROTFLMAO ^_^

  • thats funny

  • laughed so much

  • lol

  • hahaha. very funny!

  • hardcore

  • haha loved it

  • LMFAO!

    I shouldn't watch these at work...

  • so far Rudy is getting rejected pretty harshly, which is a good thing

  • LMAO!!!!

  • nice. practically the same commercial. :D

    i laughed at the original, too.

  • how can i find the original?

  • A nice parody on the original Giuliani campaign ad!

  • that was great!

  • lol

    he giuliani close the shop man!!!

    its over , eat damn pancakes !

  • haha

  • did you see his leg and angle..ouch!!!!

  • ouch the kneecap one looked like it hurt!!!

  • oh this was great

  • LSMIC

  • haha winekone?

  • Yeah, he said I couldn't use it, but he was obviously wrong.

  • Obama for president.

  • hee

  • roflmao