N.J. Jurors Convict Man in 'fat Defense' Trial

[lobelia2]

too fat to kill? maybe. but not too fat to avoid being repeatedly ass raped in prison.

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

If he was too fat to make it into the courtroom, then maybe they would have considered his defense.

It's a shame he had to commit murder, he could have made a killing touring Japan as Wilford Brimley.

[CelticDragon0]

WTF...What an asshole

[REPOTAG]

he killed a hamburger

[cmbears17]

LMFAOROFL!!!!!!!!

[AfricanMadman]

Gimmie a shot gun and a bottle of Rum!

You ain't too fat to kill!

[thatswhattheyis]

If you want to know how to build a gun silencer you just need to read "Without Remorse" by Tom Clancy, if you can make it through the book...

[sunfighter86]

of course the defense is so ludicrous that it is hilarious, and it is right that we all laugh at him but let's not forget that this fat-fuck killed his grandchild's father. Lets hope the prison diet trims him down enough that he can avoid heart attack, or diabetes long enough to suffer awhile behind bars

[lakershd]

lol bro u ain't getting away with murder just cuz ur obese

[moviedude22]

LOL "....where they caught him the NEXT day..." LOL - they literally must've followed the trail of FAT! or crumpled up wrappers of twinkies, ho-ho's and the like!

[UniqueExposures]

lol was this idiot even serious? a bullet knows no weight lol

[Mandi7882]

Too fat to kill..was he freakin' serious?! If this man has done anything - he's made "fat" people respectable again. They're not just lazy folks who sit on their butts, they can MOVE and do things ANYBODY can. Oh, and another thing, he's an idiot. Remember the "twinkie defense" that was used in the Harvey Milk killing? Well, the law has gotten a lot smarter since then. Thank goodness.

[drainoftheage369]

lmao funny ass comments

[RedPhroggz]

The defendant was also found guilty of eating the chocolate cake that was on the kitchen table in the victim's house.

[xxxFaustusxxx]

Committing the perfect crime does not consist of googling "How to commit the perfect crime"

[the2012report]

Fat people should be satisfied with this verdict...at least for a half hour or so...vindication that a rack of spares doesn't prevent you from driving a car or shooting a gun.

[coffeescup]

the fat man sang

[global2012]

Ha ha.I'm too fat to climb a set of staires.I guess this is why george carlin called america the front row seat to the freak show.

[mbleek2001]

hahaha

[drainoftheage369]

lol that is the worst defense ever