Dave Chappelle - Michael Jackson and Botox Balls

[bigjc87]

LMAO "Mama, my last dying wish is to meet Chubby Checker!"

[Leethevoice01]

Man I love Daves White man's voice!!!!!

[ModernWarflare]

"What more can you ask for!?" HAHAHA

[ModestMagician]

I love the way he says "Surprise!"

[th3one91]

yes i'll suck those balls.. :)))

[jhaze918]

the man is genius

[krosanen123]

Dave Chapelle is the only person that can put "Michael Jackson" and "Botox balls" in the same headline.. and still make the funniest shit ever.

[CoproTVPLZ]

excuse me miss. i dont mean to be rude. but do u suck balls?

[curlyyyyyyyy]

KING

[cigansky]

"Haha, If I talked about catholic priests fuckin' kids it would be dead silent!"

". . . ."

"BUT!"

[internziko]

Te he..

[WearingS0cks]

(Quotes something from the video we all just watched)

[cassikwon]

ghoulish like creature LMFAO

[MrSHARKBITE12]

thought u were dying in two weeks

[madamekcrock]

Do you suck "these" balls? LMBO! I'm sorry. I cannot get mad at good comedy . . . no matter how wrong it is. God help me. THIS IS TOO FUNNY.

[giobebe01]

The kid described the mole on his penis how is he innocent

[Leshkaka1]

@giobebe01 Have you even read the FBI files? Its all bullshit, they didnt have a fucking evidence. They even tried to "make up" evidence, and got caught.

Their mother was sick, and she had already accused alot of others celebrities of things and shit. They were always after money.

The only reason someone believes MJ did it, is because they want to believe it. They dont wanna see the facts.

Now, we have maybe some believing it, but then we have millions of people who dont believe it.

[lolrobin]

@Leshkaka1 It's only naive people who SOLELY go by the so called "facts" and what MJ's attorneys could come up with for his defense. But common sense isn't put into play in these cases, unfortunately.

[thekingofcinema1]

and all the facts have come out! Michael Jackson is Innocent :)

[theoriginalbibb]

All u guyz who r cryin bout michael jackson an bein offended its mjs fault he was a pedophile

[MagnetiX]

The "good host" part always kills me

[fruitbat816]

this was really mean to michael jackson im a huge fan, and i really thought this was terribly offensive

[willt1153]

@fruitbat816 shut up you cunt

[fruitbat816]

@willt1153 thats really not nice to say to someone, u should be very ashamed

[GlassofAIDS]

These old balls!

[TheSeeker008]

who disliked this video????

[fruitbat816]

@TheSeeker008 i did cos i love mj and this was really offensive

[bigshermabg]

if only more girls gave more love to the boys.......

[B1gwang99]

Aids

[Kitteh420]

Some people are so stupid laughing when they don't know what he's talking about

[needfbsponsers]

@JavaScarletKnights i though he said smooth as ice lol

[mjluver2000]

THE.SCROLLER THINGY ON THE VIDEO IS A SNOWFLAKE. :D

[cb7pwn]

swear t0 god, this man is a ginius

[spinceara]

interesting

[aegisgfx]

This was your wish not mine... 

[MrMvdia]

Michael is not a name, its a title to some of us and to does who understand, study every single letter to find yourself standing ready to get pissed on by R. Kelly. R. Kelly Is not a name eather, same shit, I think I mo stay home and chill with my monkey.

[bredstick1]

holy shit! at 5:49 it's snoop dogg!

[MsKelani22]

Kevin Hart is only funny the first time but his jokes get old.....i have seen this video of Dave 10 million times and its hilarious EVERYTIME!!!!

[WanChessy117]

haha best part

"...then Im hittin' that beach and lookin' for ball suckers"

[FlyKhicks01]

Smooth as eggs!!!

[SnkyCyanTurtle]

hahaahahahahaah

[wazzaname]

Just following the majority and doing a Thumbs up!............bashterds.

[PfhUkJiu101]

His deep "Barry White" acting voice sounds way better than his cartoon like real voice.

[dvd1kid]

Thumbs up if this is why we can't have nice things

[Camunition69]

thumbs up if you are watching this live

[MrTyronePimp]

This was your wish not mine!

[aaronbar5]

I do not understand the top comments

[dt6197]

@aaronbar5 their poking fun at how some people will comment saying "like this if your watching/or listening to this in 2011"

[Gold13n13gg]

who is cathy pre ?

[Duke12687]

Thumbs up.

[OctoBox]

The news reporter sounds like Running Coyote

[supasaul]

Thumbs up if STFU!

[DarkChildMuzik]

Dave is the fucking GOD of Comedy. I miss this nigga like mad.

[monkeycemetrywarden]

@DarkChildMuzik he died?D:

[DarkChildMuzik]

@monkeycemetrywarden no he got frustrated from all the pressure of Comedy Central trying to change and control him and he quit comedy. He moved to Africa and was living there a few years. I don't know what he's doing now.

[kris9138]

@BallisticDamages that dosnt even had up to 100 % wtf bro

[BallisticDamages]

@kris9138 It's not supposed to

[NateZen]

Smooth as Eggs!

[senchro]

yes i'll suck those balls.

[austinthreadgill]

-__- shut up everyone! were watching it now!

[DoubleAssClown]

@austinthreadgill I'm not.

[breescorpio18]

dave youre crazy, i would break 10,000 appointments to meet michael if i had to!!

[desta148]

I MEAN HIS FATHER COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE HE MADE FALSE ACCUSATION AGAINST MJ NOT HIS SON, MY MISTAKE.

[oldkye]

@desta148 When correcting yourself take the cool speak off a sec, little key on your key board called "Caps Lock" hit that and type away. Also if you chose to use all caps why would you care about grammar we can't even see a "." in all those capital letters.

[desta148]

DAVE WAS MAKING A POINT THAT THE MEDIA TELLS US LIES, AND NO ONE KNOWS REALLY WHAT HAPPENED. WE CAN CHOOSE TO BE BRAINWASHED BY THE TABLOID OR IGNORE THEM. MJ IS INNOCENT MAN AND FROM HIM I HAVE LEARNED NOT TO BELIEVE ANY OF THE GARBAGE PEOPLE WRITE ABOUT. DO NOT ACCUSE SOMEONE OF ANYTHING WITH OUT HAVING PROOF AND THAT IS WHAT THEY DID TO MJ. AT THE END THE BOY WHO ACCUSED MJ SAID THAT HE LIED AND HE DID IT FOR MONEY BECAUSE HIS FATHER TOLD HIM, THEN THE BOY COMMITTED SUICIDE.

[JordanClunn]

Before Death: "Oh my God, he's such a child molester! How disgusting!"

After Death: "Oh my God, what a legend he was, it's so sad he's dead!"

#mediaswag

[manaburn]

@JordanClunn I was with you up until I saw hashtags, you stupid fucking twitfag.

[JordanClunn]

@manaburn #doesitupsetyou

#mwahahahahaha

[100Lavender]

@JordanClunn learn what a hashtag is.

[JordanClunn]

@100Lavender #doesitupsetyou

#mwahahahaha

[klohmer]

@100Lavender I'm curious as to your comment. Are you implying that the # sign is only a hastag when it's being used to search? Would you call this a "pound sign" in this case rather than a "hashtag?" I'm not trolling, I just wanna know if there's some etiquette on this.

[TheScare18]

all michael jackson needs to be happy is children, hot milk, cookies, and handcuffs

[TheRatedRThuglife77]

white GHOULISH like creature hahahahahah

[nitro855]

@TheRatedRThuglife77 LOL that was my favourite quote aswell

[aishaxoxobela]

the admitted he lied and his father told him too. then his dad committed suicide

[ApatheticDisposition]

smooth as eggs with a gangsta ass face on em LMAO

[Smitty101y]

People need to calm down. THERE JUST JOKES.

[Penny1452]

swagg



[halcyon0830]

Endless people lied about Michael, and gullible people/media believed it without ANY Proof. WHY?? Michael ALWAYS told the truth..

techbanyan. com/4554/jordan-chandler-admit­s-lied-about-michael-jackson

theurbandaily. com/news/billjohnson/autopsy-c­onfirms-mjs-vitiligo-claims

eyesofobserver. com/jordan-chandler-admits-he-­lied-about-michael-jackson

newser. com/story/74273/jackson-sex-ac­cusers-dad-commits-suicide.htm­l

current. com/news/90292625_jordan-chand­ler-admits-he-lied-about-micha­el-jackson.htm

[halcyon0830]

MJ DID NOT color his skin

MJ had Vitiligo (Skin Disorder)

en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Vitiligo

theurbandaily. com/news/billjohnson/autopsy-c­onfirms-mjs-vitiligo-claims

MJ also got his nose Broken after a fall, and that's why he first got the Nose Job, which ended up really bad and he had to repeatedly get nose jobs just to fix the mistakes that his surgeon made on the first nose job. These surgeries because of bad doctors ruined his face, not Jackson's fault

nytimes. com/2009/08/13/fashion/13ROW.h­tml

[Neomaxizundweeby]

@halcyon0830 no your wrong... your right, but your wrong. he used to be black and had vitiligo (absence of skin pigment) and had a procedure to remove the rest of the pigment (the black color). so yes. he did have his skin color altered. you should do some research before trying to correct people.

[MichaelJacksonlov821]

@halcyon0830 thats true thanks for posting that

[eduardtoth]

just .. genius

[935marshmellow]

do u suck these balls hahahahaxD

[gtakcmo816]

Yes ill suck those balls lol

[MrYoyo9966]

I play this scenario out in my mind A Million Times lady that's how it always ends.

I Bet He Does lmaoo

[skinwalkerxxx]

Jackson was kind of a child himself so it's hard to imagine even him having sex. but seeing this kid and Michael in the inrerview they were pratically in each others' arms.

[Johnnygiggles]

I'm lucky to get a glass of grape drink at my friends house... let alone a rollercoaster ride and my dick sucked!

[halcyon0830]

Endless people LIED about Michael, and gullible people/media believed it without ANY Proof. WHY?? Michael ALWAYS told the truth..

techbanyan. com/4554/jordan-chandler-admit­s-lied-about-michael-jackson

theurbandaily. com/news/billjohnson/autopsy-c­onfirms-mjs-vitiligo-claims

eyesofobserver. com/jordan-chandler-admits-he-­lied-about-michael-jackson

newser. com/story/74273/jackson-sex-ac­cusers-dad-commits-suicide.htm­l

current. com/news/90292625_jordan-chand­ler-admits-he-lied-about-micha­el-jackson.htm

[xxnum1hustlerxx]

this was your wish not mine i though u were dieing in two weeks what happen to dat mother fucker ive bin in court for a yeah and a half u get stronger everytime i c u

[itsthizzbaby]

Who the fuck would want to meet Usher? =(

[TakeiChan]

@itsthizzbaby lol

[GoRobotGo]

WOMEN BE SHOPPIN

[313BOYS1]

lol

[aintnosunshine]

"oh momma. .. ohh give me a room with chubby chuckle." LOL

[uthertheking]

@aintnosunshine Chubby Checker

[JesterUK2]

@uthertheking

I thought he said Chubby Chocolate haha

[yacokrotchy]

I keep laughing at 0:43 over and over again lol

[SpecOpsSpecialist]

dude his white guy voice is so good, its hilariousXDD

[DaChemist13]

"And The Kid Had The Nerve To Call That Abuse, Motherfucker That Is A Good Host Got Damn, What Else Do You Want?" lmao

[celinesierra]

i love how he says monkey..."mohnkey" ;P

this guy is hilarious. i am certain he will be my favorite comedian until the day i die. a comedy god.

[ionutlucyan25]

Pardon me miss, I don't want to be rude...but do you suck BALLLLSSSS :)) LMFAO

[ATLchucktaylor90]

"Maybe people will like me more if I turn myself into a white... GHOULISH-like creature" LMAO!!!

[GarredHATES]

@ATLchucktaylor90 lol

[123drizzydrake]

Do you suck, THESE BALLS.?

[ELDeeSpencer]

"Gonna have these shits as smooth as eggs." LOL

[charlotteBraillie]

The audience is so quiet! They're probably thinking "Child molesting jokes. Are we allowed to laugh at this?"

He should have had Jimmy Carr's audience, they LOVE edgy jokes.

[Tokyuuu]

LOL im dying i miss dave

[curiousandintrigued]

my daughter is 8 yrs old now ......and she like thriller.so yeah its very possible that MJ was just made into a bad person and all accusations was to get money by suing.

[giggs301]

I wonder if he'll ever come back

[valver86]

25 people do suck balls...

[Dohnutz72]

Thumbs up if you took a time machine and you're watching this in 3491

[MoosePuncher93]

@Dohnutz72 Holy shit I thought I was the only one

[Nuinethir]

@Dohnutz72 Thumbs up if you think this sentence has flawed logic.

[ERIKTHEPOET]

@Dohnutz72 how the fkk did u do that :D

[Darkstryker2]

Looks like we lost our cure for cancer.

[snowdude107]

Then Im hittin the beach and lookin for ball suckers

[MrYungFatal]

"It just doesn't stop, though....It Just doesn't. Stop. And the only reason I can talk about Mike is becuz he is a freak...He is a FREAK. That's why people let you talk about 'um, cuz if I brought up Catholic Priest fuckin kids, it would get quiet as shit."

*Gets quiet as shit*

*Dave Chapelle gives the 'See, what I mean?' face*

[Crip420211]

were going to have to ask u to jerk off another kid micheal i am sorry i am sorry LOL

[nobodylikesmonsters]

23 people don't like this particular video

[tatianaandshura]

@nobodylikesmonsters oh really? no fukn shit. 

[nobodylikesmonsters]

@tatianaandshura haha i would think you have a sense of humor if youre watching this video but i guess not.

[tatianaandshura]

@nobodylikesmonsters umm so you were trying to be funny? wow that is pretty fukn lame. i thought you were trying to be annoying. yeah ok buddy i dont have a sense of humour unlike your genius comic abilities.

[nobodylikesmonsters]

@tatianaandshura hahaha ok, doesnt even matter cause im not the funny man here, dave is, so shut the fuck up and listen to him.

[reddemon7272]

he is a good host, sucked his dick

[TheYengMan]

@WhiteWaveWhiteIsland nah bro watching it in 1902. chappele is still a boss

[rhymesayers1229]

@WhiteWaveWhiteIsland I'm def laughing out louding

[WhiteWaveWhiteIsland]

PLEASE MIKE SUCK OUR DICKS!!!

[8bitPikachu]

the cure for cancer is micheal jackson sucking your dick

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

dig his ass up

[gabledyer]

funny lol

[KillerKid]

I'm lucky to get a glass o' grape drink at my friends house, let a lone a rollercoaster ride and my dick sucked.

[speckgraff]

DAVE IS THE BEST!

[babyboo3ish]

lol cure for cancer is michael jackson suckin on yer dick MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[shean991]

The title of this is funny as hell



[pickachuuuuu]

I am fan of Mike but seriously i love how he praises him yet makes fun of him.

[Dadsgirl240]

"Would it be some ironic shit if they found out through this case that the cure from cancer was Michael Jackson suckin' your dick somehow?" LMFAO!!!!

[therealNAVYsteel]

White Guy voice hahahhaha

[Edhsdude17]

"Smooth as eggs" rofl

[knos1995]

"please mike..." lmfao

[RateSubscribe]

R,I.P MJ

[jetfreak4]

Bob Vila fixing up and sponsoring Dave Chapelle's balls good god I'm dying..this man is brilliant

[DangBetch]

I love the title of this video: "Dave Chappelle- Michael Jackson and Botox Balls" Like seriously? LMAO.

[cloverforluck]

He speaks the truth about those kids and plastic surgery, for real. Got serious there for a moment, had to bring the balls in to cut the tension, ha.

[420JBizzle420]

excuse me miss but do you suck balls?

[Movic06]

"They all think he did it. And I don't think he did it. I'm alone in this. I DON'T THINK HE DID IT. I'm not going to say "I don't think he did it" that's too strong. LMAO!!!

[jalaker24]

MJ means Michael Jordan

[Andrew843020]

Rest in peace mike we will miss you:(

[jalaker24]

yea

[Dotfanboy]

im a big mj fan and a big chapelle fan this made laugh so hard its all good natured comedy

[tefweebz]

"UmMmmm, Never Again!!!"

[ElmismisimoPurpura]

F. U. K. MJ

I tought so when he was alive... now it'll only hurt his followers (and i wonder: Why don't they follow him?)

[shaperesurection]

@ElmismisimoPurpura F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.A.S.S.H.O.L.E ur prolly one of them metal worshippers

[spliffyiffy]

@shaperesurection, your probably a cunt

[GripstateReloaded]

this funny but dang i dont see one "rip mj".....so ill do it

r.i.p michael jackson

[NutinNeurolized91]

exactly why tha fuck wud ya wanna meet someone ya dont really know about

[246littleman]

This guy is funny

[TheMendellianCartel]

lol please mike suck our dicks mmmmmmmmmmmm never again LOL

[tatiluvznickjonas]

i. am. sorry. but it would really help out. LOL

[halcyon0830]

Whenever the War in Iraq was going badly, PNAC and the Media lied and accused Michael Jackson of molesting children, in order to get America's focus away from the False War in Iraq and the False War on Terrorism and all the Other Crimes being committed by Neocon Politicians and Business Crooks.

[ASTROsgoodsmile]

@halcyon0830 Fuck illuminati !