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  • seems legit

  • FAKE!!! This is obviously fake. I chopped off my dogs paws but there wasnt even an address to send it to.

  • when im using the quest dog in skyrim i always think of this video

  • So stupid

  • @MrJeffrybean Nope. It works.

  • DO NOT USE ON CATS

  • I need this to work with ponies.

  • Does this work with cats?

  • @Minetorial yep

  • @Minetorial cats are allready immortal

  • lol HE WON'T TRUST YOU NOW R U TRUCKING KIDDING ME!!!! lol

  • Fake, it didn't work!

  • Wow that's amazing I've cut off his paws he's definitely not blinking and he sure as he'll won't trust me now I think it's done the trick!

  • UNBLINKING !!!!!!

  • lol the dog has bandages on where his paws used 2 be XD

  • Find your OWN dog box.

  • UNBLINKING

  • the awkward moment when you realize this garbage was supposed to be funny

  • watch?v=VNHG-q7fFYA

  • @Fudgaboutit

    page not found

  • @llovdw You're a tard

  • @wreckedcarzz why? :)

  • That was fucking hilarious, and I'm not subscribing because I'm so disgusted that the person is begging me to subscribe.

  • the mortal dog has toilet paper tubes over his paws hahahahha xD

  • @ExploraEni I think they're just bandages, haha

  • what song is in the background ?

  • the juice is for the dog! he wont want to drink it!

  • Wtf? That's just messed up! But..... It was pretty funny though!

  • 00:30 dogs like shit shit shit

  • This is so weird but I can't stop watching.

  • That sounds more like demon dog!

  • Ok, I cut off his paws. Does anyone have the adress to send them to?

  • He won't trust you now..... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

  • Three words, one meaning, one sense:

    WHAT THE FUCK!!

  • what the fuck have i just watched

  • I'm a subscriber now lol nice one

  • send us his paws SCISSORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "CLONING IS FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY." I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard. XD

  • I love the guys face when he slaps the water out of the woman's hand

  • @BubastisV8 That's not water! That's the special IMMORTAL DOG juice!

  • I just can't stop watching this :D

  • I showed this to my dog

    He died

  • Good video, check my dog out

  • 479 people tried this

  • genta is immoratal but she didnt take any of this.

  • I can't stop watching this

  • Now only if this was real.. Ps, cute boxer you have there :3D

  • YESSSSSSSSSSS

  • MANS BEST FRIEND.... FOREVER

  • SCISSORS!!!

  • HE STARES AT THE SUN, UNBLINKING.

  • OH, NOW HE WANTS IT!

  • Bad customer service. After I ground up the paws, I called the number and they never answered.

  • "Cloning is white people only!"

    Well yeah in todays schools the white ratio is 1:25 kids

  • @skypers3

    "Well yeah in todays schools the white ratio is 1:25 kids"

    Well yeah who, despite that, STILL manages to continue their 200 year-domination streak, though? (awww yeeeaa whiiite peeopleee)

  • UNBLINKING

  • "HE WONT WANT TO DRINK IT!"

  • HE WON'T TRUST YOU NOW!

  • ahhh boxers are amazing dogs.

  • I cant stop pushing 8

  • break it up you 2

  • SISSORS!! lmao

  • LOL!!

  • So I might have drank the clear liquid... what happens now..

  • @andynguyennn now? lets go practise medicine

  • Its funny when they say 'ARE YU FUCKING KIDDING ME' in the video, then the annotation appeared and it wiped the smile away.

  • my dog died now cuz he lost to much blood by his paws.. so what do i do now?

  • 0:45 He won't trust you now! EPIC MURDER-DOG FACE

  • Press 5, over and over and over and over again...

  • I THINK I JUST SHIT OUT MY HEART

  • Pet Sematary

  • Oh god damnit, this video is too funny.

    I was cracking up at the dinner table just thinking about doing this to my two dogs.

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  • Ummmmm seriously why do I need to blend the foot? Can't i just send the paw in the mail and you do that for me. I mean its $150 you can do that for like a few seconds right?

  • OH, NOW HE WANTS IT!

  • wow

  • "YOU WILL HEAR A HUMAN VOICE COMING FROM THE BOX, IGNORE WHAT IS SAYS!!!"

    What is this, a Creepypasta?

  • @TheRagingBagel haha

  • So demonic

  • What happens when you drink it cause my bro is like breathing loud :(

  • Tht was awesome

  • anyone else try that blow dryer thing to make the dog thristy

  • I now have the sudden urge to kill my family and smear their blood all over the walls

  • Iron maiden be quick or be dead

  • SCISSORS!

  • How long is a dog week?

  • this really works...who new

  • lmfao maiden

  • UNBLINKING!!!

  • HE WON"T TRUST YOU NOW

  • iron maiden-be quick or be dead

  • Comedy at its finest

    

  • I liked i cause they used be quick or be dead by iron maiden...

  • R.I.P. roy best dog ever

  • Inception bwong! :D

  • He won''t TRUST YOU NOW.

  • @ZombiBlunt You must be new to the internet.

  • @ZombiBlunt It's nice how they put stupid shit like you on youtube for kids to see.

  • @TwiIight0ne omg best combacck on youtube yet lol.. fking retarded fag what kid sees me on here?? and who put me on youtube? your shit makes no sence at all just copying my comment and pointing it towards me cause you cant make up your ownw sht

  • @ZombiBlunt You're a stupid shit whose comments every kid on youtube can see. Point proven.

  • @TwiIight0ne im sorry im offending you cause i said kids like you see this stuff but in my opinion you should ask your mom before you see it so you dont copy this bullshit since ur an ignorant little fag :D

  • @ZombiBlunt What are you even talking about? Copying? Copying what, your incredibly smart comment? Stop trying to make witty comments. Your brain clearly isn't able to do such things.

  • @TwiIight0ne lol twilight0ne you a girl or a dude? if you a dude ur clearly gay as fk twilight lol trying to start sht on youtube with someone you dont know lol sorry if your parents dont give u attention so your just looking for some on here im just gona ignore you cause you aint worth my time :) let me stop commenting because "kids are gona look at my comments" and your one of them already getting butthurt

  • @TwiIight0ne lol twilight0ne you a girl or a dude? if you a dude ur clearly gay as fk twilight lol trying to start sht on youtube with someone you dont know lol sorry if your parents dont give u attention so your just looking for some on here im just gona ignore you cause you aint worth my time :) let me stop commenting because "kids are gona look at my comments" and your one of them already getting butthurt

  • @ZombiBlunt Yeah, whatever. Just more boring nonsensical rambling. *Yawn*

  • 634,250

  • I wish my dog was immortal, Like this if you think your pets should of lived forever </3

  • 634,250? Why is it only showing my views?

  • @MrColdWaffuls LMFAO DUDE HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY

  • @MrColdWaffuls

    It's not.

  • @MrColdWaffuls Why do I keep seeing that comment?

  • @MrColdWaffuls

    That comment gets so old.

  • Iron Maiden is a nice touch )

  • I want toi bite that dog.

    

  • BE QUICK OR BE IMMORTAL^^

  • Ok, so where do I mail the paws to now?

  • @vamifek i Really hope that's a joke!

  • HE WON'T TRUST YOU NOW.

  • CLONING IS FOR WHITE PEOPLE

  • Are you fucking kidding me?

  • Iron Maiden in the background is awesome!!

    

  • so what about my cat?!

  • this video made me subscribe

  • LOL OH WOOOW

  • IMMORTAL CAT

  • AND STARES AT THE SUN

    NOT BLINKING

    :o oh damn

  • Hey, everybody! I just discovered this AMAZING thing called the "Internet"! It's said that it can be used to see pictures, watch videos, send mail and all sorts a cool stuff! Some say that the Internet may even have porn; or so the legend goes...

  • :D

    

  • This is fucking epic win! XD

    PS: IRON MAIDEN!!!!

  • people... please dont do this... dogs arent meant to be immortal, imagine them barking forever, i had to live with dogs around me barking 24/7 and if they had barked forever i had gone mad.

  • wat will the box tell me to do

  • this made me choke on water for 5 minutes :D

  • okay the editing on this makes it way too fucking hilarious. i love you.

  • ">:0 SCISSORS.!!!!!!!"

    xDD.!

  • BE QUICK OR BE DEAD!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS FUCKING RULE!!!

  • The UCB Midnight Show is exactly where sketch comedy needs to be.  Solid.

  • I feel like I got raped now

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    mine:

    funny

  • This is my reaction: Incredible.

  • Maiden!!!!!!! \m/

  • Nice Inception blare at 0:46.

  • FUCK YES TO THAT

  • MAIDEN FOREVER!!

  • EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND LOOP THIS SHIT ON MY BOSE SOUND SYSTEM WHILE I GET READY FOR THE DAY THIS IMMORTAL DOG STARRIN DJ GREEN LANTERN GONNA TAKE ON THIS DAY

  • COMEDY GOLD xDDDDDD

  • This is fantastic

  • I've watched this about 10 times over the past week. Love it.

  • LMAO, this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!!!

  • looks legit

  • Also, Heather is pretty cute.

  • POWERTHIRST!

  • CLONING IS FOR WHITE PEOPLE!!!!

  • ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!

  • ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!

  • Oh, now he wants it!

    

  • halarioussss

  • now, how to do the same with my cat...

  • paws are off, what's the address?...oh fuck this is a hoaks...try telling that to sniffles

  • HE WONT TRUST YOU NOW!!!!!!!!

  • Lol, SCISSORS!

  • Omfg I am going crazy watching these videos. LOL

  • xDDD

  • IRON MAIDEN.

  • LMAO!!! OH HOW AWESOME!!!

    Seriously though, that poor dog's paws... OUCH...

  • Lmao

  • the dane cook of advertising...reminds me of the 5sf "aggressive marketing" skit

  • powerthirst... thats all i have to say

  • HOLY FUKING HELL I WANT ONE !!!!!!!!

  • @ayd1nmo it was a boxer

    :]

  • seems legit

  • Dog Drink?!

  • So, I cut off my dog's paw, now where did they say I should send it to?

  • What kind of dog is that??! Really beautiful

  • @ayd1nmo A boxer.

  • holy shit

  • this made me laugh so hard that i cried