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  • all 3 chapters in lego batman are based on these 3 movies

  • They need to release a movie about Nightwing.

  • Lol

    Riddler: spank me.

    Bruce Almighty: No, spank you. XD

  • 2 1/2 BAT ASS's

  • actually, when i was a kid i loved returns (still do) but forever always made me nervous with the flashbacks

  • 0:44 ahahaha! I remember you mentioning that in your Star Wars reviews.

  • my computer FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!

  • The Tim Burton Batman movies are the best ones, they're stylish, dark, funny and have great casts. Keaton is a great Batman and Jack Nicholson IS the joker.

    I actually enjoyed Batman Forever, sure it's silly and over the top but very entertaining. Batman and Robin.......ugh!

    I thought Batman Begins was shit and although i really enjoyed The Dark Knight, especially Heath Ledger as the joker i thought it took itself way too seriously with a convoluted plot and poorly edited action scenes.

  • Everything after Batman and Batman Returns was total shit imo. Nolan films were good, but not as good as the video games or the comics. Can't stress enough how god fucking awful Batman Forever and Batman and Robin were.

  • @JeanDoe80 same here

  • this robin= dick grayson, i was kinda confused

  • Ugh, Batman annoys me to no end. There are just to many inconsistencies and plot holes to keep me from enjoying it. Batman Returns is even worse. It really has no idea what it set out to do and seems to be a mish-mash of three different stories. The Tim Burton Batman films are decent to poor movies, and absolutely godawful Batman adaptations.

  • 1:10 Im Batman.

  • PS the poster was writen in Dutch and i'm from Belgium

  • I saw Batman 1989 and Returns in theaters when i was 8 and 11 about 5 times on each, i had the merchandise, ate the cereals, had the games for NES and SNES, watched the 60's show and watched the animated show religiously. Nicholson did nice as Joker as did Mark Hamil and Ledger, Devito was great as Penguin as was Paul WIlliams and Burgess Merideth and same for Catwoman played by Pfefier, Andrienne Barbeau and Julie Newmar

  • is getting a bat ass a good thing?

  • I actually prefer Michael Keaton than Christian Bale. Even though Bale can pull off the rich prick character I feel like he was too complex a character. The "average guy" character that Keaton plays was pretty good.

  • @2RPipebomb that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard.joel schumacher understand batman better than you.

  • @2RPipebomb

    What about Kevin Conroy

  • LOL In Batman Returns sayin the following; "To me the weirdest scene was ____ fill in the blank" is saying a LOT, I mean you could fill that space with 8 outta eery ten scenes in the film!! I mean literally, try it! lol for every ten scenes tell me whether or not 8 out of them could not fit in that blank lol

  • I don't think or find that the music make the film dated. I think music, GOOD to GREAT music is TIMEless so it can't be dated. I mean its a sound track of Batman NOT Beatles lol so i cant be dated,..just IMHO! btw the whole thing of Batman "killing" in the first (2) movies and the batwing firing at Joker where YOU guys seem to think is OFF target all tho to me there are more than a few explanations (to me they aren't even necessary it wouldn't even cross my mind but if U guys wanna know aske me)

  • th only gripe I have that they had the jokes as the killer insted of joe chill that could have been an awesome plot point why did burton do that

  • two face rules

  • jack made the bast joker ever

  • @Tim66640

    What about Mark Hamil?

  • CAN'T TELL U how SICK I am of people whining over that 'off target aerial asssault of missles and cannon fire as well as the 'lucky & incredible shot' of the Joker. 1ST off, so he "missed", maybe he was not exactly AIMing for the him &/or MAYbe he either simply MISSED OR on target or not it was meant to be 1of those INTIMIDATE non letah firing JUST how he did with the Tumbler to the Chechen & Scarecrow's men in The Dark Knight! As for the Joker, he HIT the ENGINE with like a modified 50 CALIBER!

  • BAT ASS!

  • Danny Elfman had the best Batman music, Hans Zimmer can go fuck himself

  • Jingle Bells twilight smells Edward ran away

    Bella dies

    Jacob cries

    BATMAN ALL THE WAY!!

  • I'll prob get a lot of heat for this, but I honestly say 89 and Returns were the best for me and yes Keaton and Nicholson were my favorite Batman and Joker respectfully

  • To the whole "Terrible shot thing". The Joker was mocking that Batman swore he would never kill.

  • I love Batman,I read Batman,I watch the shows,and I've seen all the movies,but I'm not gonna lie,I genuinely enjoyed Batman and Robin. Like it's not really great,but I wouldn't just say it's 100% terrible,'cause it's not.

  • @battlefield3media I liked it,but it's not my favorite,Tim Burton didn't need to do that to all the characters. Like why is penguin an actual penguin? What happened to him just being a fat mobster,then why does Catwoman have to have things like those stitches on her costume? Tim Burton visuals are better when it comes to animation.Still a good movie,but not my favorite.Batman is more then just completely evil and dark.

  • batman forever sucks i mean why was two face trying to copy the joker and the ridder jim carry? are they high on drugs the ridder is suppose to be serious hes not suppose to mock the joker like batman forever if batman forever made the villians more serious it would be a good movie i bet tim burton thought joel shoemockers ideas sucked and man was he right joels ideas suck for making a batman film

  • Robin Williams should've played the Riddler in Batman Forever

  • i usually enjoy the classics but the dark knight is honestly my all time favorite

  • I liked Batman Returns, the only thing that bothered me was the fact that The Penguin tried to take new-born children

  • "That's every guys dream, to be able to dress up like a bat and have women go crazy over you. I've tried it, it doesn't work."

    You not the only one who's tried that James, I'm guilty as well :(

  • they are ending batman with the movie

  • @camoramo4 That is until they decide to re-reboot the series again 10 years later.

  • @CoolerKing37 no they are ending it fully no one wants to play as batman anymore in the movie so this is the last one

  • batman returns is my favorite, its just so dark and trippy, and the phsycological aspect to all the characters, especially catwoman.

  • 3:50 The Joker knew that Batman didn't have the balls to just shoot him kinda like in the Dark Knight.

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  • @PleaseHelpMeWithFIFA Wow, I wish there are more villiains who are ballsy as the Joker.

  • @PleaseHelpMeWithFIFA Actually, Michael Keaton's Batman used to kill until something happened in Returns where he swore not to kill after Catwoman tried to murder someone as an act for revenge.

  • Batman gets his ass kicked way to much in the first film

  • 3:56 ME GUSTA

  • Not even the director likes Batman and Robin. no it's true!

  • look at bat ass

  • I love Batman and Batman Forever! Amazing movies. Batman & Robin.... urgh.

  • Batman(1989) & Batman Forever are my favorite live action adaptations of Batman. i could care less about those christopher nolan movies that came out in 2005 & 2008 as well as the 1 coming out in 2012

  • jack Nicholson is my favorite joker. the others were ether to comical or to dark and serious (heath ledger) hint hint nudge nudge wink wink

  • Batman Returns is my favorite batman movie of all time.

  • In my opinion Batman Returns is one of the funniest in the series

  • Batman in 1989 is my #1 favorite movie of all time.

  • Wait wait, Danny Devito plays as the penguin, I never notice that. Well since I'm already commenting about the penguin, I have to say that he looks amazing in the movie.

  • It's strange. I like Michael Keaton's Batman, and I like Tim Burton, but I was never really that fond of the Time Burton Batman films. It's odd, because you'd think Burton would be a perfect fit for the franchise, but his Batman films never felt quite right to me.

  • why does everyone says batman returns was bad? it was dark as hell, thats how a batman movie should be, i think

  • @grungyto I agree. I'm quite curious about the the upcoming parallels between Michelle's Catwoman and Anne's.

  • @grungyto yeah i think so to

  • I guess you could say Batman Forever is a pretty batass movie...bad joke...

  • Hope they give Ninja Turtles a more serious and bad ass aprouch.

  • why does everyone hate on cristian bale his voice is beast

  • @30seconds2slipknot it sounds like a beast 

  • What about Bruce Wayne and Jack Napier

  • @cyberleaderreviews i think the flashback counts

  • 2 1/2 BAT ASSES

  • Val Kimer was an okay batman but a dreadful Bruce Wayne

  • @1Deminator yeah but honestly Val had the best look as Bruce Wayne his acting is bad but to me he looks like Bruce Wayne the most so yeah to me

    Val Kimer=-Best look as Bruce Wayne horrible acting

    Michael Keaton=Best acting avreage look as Bruce

    Christein Bale=Avreage acting horrible Batman but as Bruce not bad

    George Clooney=Horrible look and horrible acting

  • @3271westy I respect your opinion but I think Christian Bale was an okay batman but a far better bruce and I think he fits my image as Bruce and Michael Keaton Batman and a great voice for Bruce.

  • @3271westy

    What did you think of Kevin Conroy?

  • @Johnlindsey289 he's the voice of Batman

  • I literally got a stomachache when he said......

    "JOEL SHUMACHER"

  • i think the riddler from the arkham asylum games would be great in a film

  • he said bat ass or badass? xD

  • AGREE OR DISAGREE WITH THE FOLLOWING: No, I don't think it was just that ONE lil movie that Keaton was in that brought him ALL the hate for being up for the batman role. Was it the most controversial and the most USED diss against him/reason sited that he should NOT be anywhere near this part? OF COURSE!! I mean who wants Mr. Mom as batman?? < and that quote alone is not original its what fans were saying at the time! BUT it was not the ONLY issue. HE WAS NOT IN SHAPE and didnt GET in SHAPE!!!

  • I highly recommend getting the batman collection. Which is a 2 disc set with all four batman movies with two movie on 1 disc.

  • besides dark knight batman forever is prob one of my favorite batman films... so sue me.

  • ONE THING ABOUT CAT WOMAN HOT COSTUME AND BOOBS

  • You say Michael Keeton's Bruce Wayne is so unassuming yet you also say you can just read his thoughts. Isn't that rather contradictory?

  • when James says "whale scream" its sound like hes laughing

  • The end scene with riddler in arkham is amazing

  • 07:40 Now we are in deep shit because this film is Triceratops testicles. Nah just kidding the film was pretty good

  • @JReed1985 go to the next part go to the first movie now say that first sentance

  • @3271westy Batman and Robin is triceratops testicles indeed. I made that reference because AVGN considers Batman Forever for the SNES triceratops testicles because of it's outrageous controls.

  • @JReed1985 yeah I know lol

  • @3271westy I only hope the Dark Knight rises will be good as we hoped, I hope it's better than the Dark knight.

  • Billy Dee Williams turned down Batman Forever when he learned he wouldn't be the only villian in the movie.

  • HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!!! aka. one of the best lines in a movie ever.

  • If you're a true Batman Fan, you'll agree Batman Forever was not as bad as Batman & Robin. 'Nough said....

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  • @AlistairAI I so f'in agree.

  • @AlistairAI I can only remember Jim Carey makin me laugh in EVERY scene

  • @AlistairAI

    Who are you to judge :P

  • You know whats bullshit? 3 stars for Batman Returns. Deserves a 3.5 at the very least.

  • It was only right in the beginning when he was created that Batman killed people.

    Its been for many many years now that Batman refuses to kill anybody because that would make him the same as the insane criminals he fights.

  • Two and Half for Batman Forever, i mean Jim carry steel's the show it is a neon light show and its Entertaining why not have batman forever 4 stars.

  • batman returns is my favorit batman movie, love the style and atmosphere in the film :)

  • Kilmer was better than Clooney

  • @CYBERDOODY Absolutely true

  • @CYBERDOODY EVERYBODY is better than clooney,even kids who dress up as Batman for halloween are better than him!

  • @scaryguy004 Clooney could have been good but he was given a crap script and a stupid movie to be in

  • @CYBERDOODY I agree. Val Kilmer and especially Clooney get a lot of grief when it was the scripts that were weak. Personally, I enjoy Batman Forever. Kilmer was awesome.

  • @Y2JLionHeart Yeah aside from the Batass and nipples Kilmer himself was awesome!

    Kilmer was just a victim to the decisions of Schumacher and Hollywood. Keaton and Kilmer FTW

  • "I give it three happy meals, wrapped in chains with dead cats and penguins impaled on it with knives, And a killer bat on top." Best. Quote. EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • My Wii runs faster than my computer O.o

  • batman's jet in the original tim burton film is called the nightwing??? hehe. cute XD

  • WHY THE FUCK IS HARVEY DENT BLACK IN THE FIRST BATMAN!?

  • @TommyMatson Why not?

  • @TommyMatson BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING BLACK!!

  • "Then he pulls a long gun out of his pants...."

  • "its dark, depressing and wierd"

    you played arkham city?

  • I gotta disagree with the nerd as well. Batman Returns is definitely one of the best. I just love the atmosphere of it, and the scene where the Penguin bites the guys nose didn't feel out of place, the guy was being a jerk towards him, he played off the scene great. I remember the movie freaked me out as a kid, and watching it now, I can remember why, but I love it all the more. But it's your opinion, not a collective, and we'll just agree to disagree.

  • in hate chris o'donnel as robin why would bruce wayne adopt a 25 year old ??

  • I really like Batman Returns, but I could see why some might have problems with it. Burton kind of went overboard on the set design that time. It was more like Tim Burtonland than Gotham City.

  • I have to say i have trouble deciding weather or not i like Batman or Batman Returns more

  • I'm watching this while I wait for Arkham City to arrive

  • @terrorfinder3 OMG I DID THE SAME THING!!!!!

  • @ChadTheWrestleManiac And it was all worth it!

  • Keaton was great as Batman. Actingwise.

    The thing is that he doesn't look like Batman at all. When I think of Batman, I think of a tall, muscular, black-haired man and not someone who looks like an investmen banker in his forties.

  • I absolutely hate Batman returns

  • Batman Returns is the best Batman movie.

  • best happy meals EVER

  • There should be a James Bond marathon review

  • the alfred from 1989 to 1997 live action movies is still my favorite... batman and robin sucked, but i did feel really really sad about alfred being sick in that movie :(

  • haha 0:49 it's a Dutch beetlejuice poster

  • @FrankSpijker There is laugh after death rofl.

  • 0:03 wtf happend to him

  • Ohmy gosh! I have those comics he shows at the begining. XD

  • Where in Batman was it indicated that Joker knw Batmans Identity?

    Batman never said who he was he just said "You killed my parents" but Jokers killed alot of people how is he going to figure those 2 people were in particular were Batmans parents?

  • I like the Tim Burton version

  • First off its the Batwing not "Nightwing" and Dr. Chase Meridian (Meh rid de in) not ( mer I dan) but still a great vid

  • Sorry, I gotta disagree with the nerd on this one. I believe Batman Returns is still the best Batman movie ever, much better than the past ones and than Nohlan's. (I would say it's also better than Schumacher's, but for me those two pieces of crap don't even count.)

  • @nonh1 i agree

  • @nonh1

    Yeah no, the dark knight and Begins completely rape it

  • Nohlan’s versions are great as action movies, but Batman Returns is better as a comic book movie. It reflects the true essence of the Batman world: gothic, elegant, inhuman and unreal at the same time. The most important aspect of a good comic book movie is that it represents the same aesthetic of the original source in the big screen (because comics are basically graphic media). It’s not about making it look more CGI “realistic” or “exciting”, like Nohlan does.

  • @nonh1

    Dude his name is Nolan not Nohlan. Theres one CRUCIAL part of Batman that the old movies never captured, the fact that everyones scared of Batman and that hes considered a villain outcast despite what he does. This is so important and it wasn't until the dark knight (end) where we saw it finally. Thing is a comic book movie isn't anything special now. Its actually kinda bland. For its time maybe and I do agree to some extent they are better COMIC movies, but no at the same time.

  • @nonh1

    Another thing, Keaton was an ok Batman but he was too boring. in fact those old movies can get REALLY boring. Sure the voice in the new one is kinda weird, at least his characters are very set. It would be impossible to tell Wayne from Batman as Wayne is an asshole. It actually is about making it real but only for Batman. Why? BECAUSE BATMANS SUPPOSED TO BE A REAL TYPE HERO. He has no powers, his creators made him for a sense of realism. Also corruptions is seen way better in TDK

  • I think you're right about the way Nolan makes the characters: with more depth and issues, like real people are. But I prefer Burton's aesthetic approach: more gothic and surreal, like the batman comics are. For instance, Nolan makes Gotham City look just like any other American modern city. And why do we need to know the technical aspects of all of Batman's equipment: the suit, the gliding cape, the batmovile/tumbler, etc? It's fine to make the characters realistic, but why everything else too?

  • @nonh1

    Wah wah wah? Maybe its because I live in Florida but I have never seen a city like Gotham. I really don’t think Burtons was more gothic, definitely surreal. Theres nothing special with doing that man. Why DON’T we get to know all that? That’s what makes Batman Batman. I really can’t figure out why a real Batman fan would question why we should learn about Batman.

  • @yamisupersaiyan Well, cities like Chicago are a lot like that. And we should know all about batman, the character, not about his equipment. But anyway, there comes a point when it's exclusively a matter of preferences.

  • @nonh1 I will agree on one point, the old films are definitely more comic ATMOSPHERIC. As for Batman himself, the newer movies definitely get him better. It not just about realism, its knowing how Batman does what he does which I for one found incredibly interesting. Also one thing just kills the old Batman films for me. The fact that Joker killed Bruces parents. Like what the hell, how much more cliché can you get

  • @nonh1 WOPW thats a BOLD statement!! Can you back it up or is it jsut yoru opinion in the sense that the film does it for you and no one can change that b/c its your taste. I mean if thats the case it could be as organic yet vague as whether or not you like Big Macs or not. OR is there a reason. Like you have evidence that t his movie (Returns) speaks to the comic book Batman movie the best (which I DEFincately can't see that being the case lol

  • @CubbieBear1980 Well, when it comes to art (cinema included) there is no kind of "evidence" to support a statement, because it's a matter of interpretation (or opinion), not of science. Of course you have to explain your interpretation and ground it somehow in the material you're analyzing, so it's not just a subjective and plain declaration of "taste", but that doesn't mean your interpretation pretends to be law. The reasons for my statement are included (yet abridged) in the statement itself.

  • I'm not being a troll, but I think the joker let batman shoot at him because he knew he doesn't like to kill people. Just a guess

  • I rather liked Batman Returns. I didn't love it, but I liked it. It was stylized. It's good for the same reason Team Fortress 2 is good: you don't have to take it too seriously.

  • When Walken's face appeared every person probably laughed so hard in the movie theater until they got shitfaced. That's the power that he has.

  • Actually, Joe Chill killed Batman's parents. Not Napier.

  • i got all the batman live action movies except 4 batman (1966) and batman (1943)

  • Batman 89 is the best one ever. i can quote the movie all the way through

    "brought you a little snack eckard" lol

  • Hey James! Could you do a Tim Burton-a-thon next time?

  • ahaha " I tried it, it didn't work."

  • Mark Hamill = hands down best Joker Ever

    Kevin Conroy = Best Batman Ever

  • @freddyblack2012

    Thank you very much.

  • By far I think Jack Nicholson played the best Joker. Yes I know I'm getting to get a lot of hating for this, but I did not like Heath Ledger as the joker at all, it's only because he just didn't portray a non-serious criminal who's always playing mind games and let's face it, he never joked at all throughout the whole movie.

  • @KireektheAndroid Well, I blame the writers for making him so serious, but yeah, he needed to JOKE more.

  • What purpose do Bat nipples have? What purpose do men's nipples have?

  • @WebVManReturns none. but I think nature doesn't do away with them when we're in the embryo state

  • Are you sure McDonald's canceled the movie promotion? I know I had the Batmobile toy and I thought it came from McDonald's in 1991 or 1992, after the first Batman film, so it should have come from Batman Returns.

  • Michael Keaton = Awesome Batman, horrible Bruce Wayne

    George Clooney + Awesome Bruce Wayne, Horrible Batman

    Val Kilmer = Medicore Batman, Medicore Bruce Wayne

  • 7:20 that clown looks like your lion friend in teh Wizard of Oz video game review

  • 4:44 in fact the f1rst Dracula movie is Dracula's Death, a 1921 Hungarian horror movie, currently believed to be a lost film. It was made one year before Nosferatu.

  • Val Kilmer as batman looks really BATass... jeje get it? batass

  • batman returns was bbfc 15 so definitly not a kids movie

  • I think that i've found out the problems with Shumacher(sorry if i spelled it wrong).

    The villains. He overdid their personalities. Take Mr.Freeze. He made the goons

    sing a Christmas Carol in negative-degree weather. His dialogue is 100 percent puns.

  • I don't care what anyone says I'll always love Michelle Pfieffer as Catwoman. As Selina Kyle she's sympathetic, sad and lonely, but as Catwoman she's soooo delightfully demented.

  • I liked the Tim Burton Batman movies, but to me they just felt like Tim Burton movies with a Batman skin.

  • i like the new movies but not the batman suit and how christian puts his voice as batman but i cant wait for Batman arkham city thats goin to be awesome

  • Idk...it annoys me that ledger didn't laugh much. Its prolly cos I grew up with Mark Hamill and Nicholson, so I guess I'm biased that way

  • None of the modern Batman movies have done Batman right.

  • 50 people had there balloons stolen.

  • 50 PEOPLE STOLE MY BALLOONS!!!!

  • I seriously cannot wait until the Dark Knight Rises! The villains are going to be Catwoman and Bane which I'm very pleased about!

  • @Cinemassacre when Two-face died in Batman forever i was like Damnit BATMAN why did you kill him? No wonder their wasn't a Batman 5, their where probuly have less villans, because Batman kepps killing them all.

  • Because nightwing is Dick grayson :)

  • Batman flying around in nightwing?????that just sounds wrong .you mean batwing lol