Asshole Mario 2 Final

[McGam3r]

I wanna meet the man to get an S rank on this O.o

[flmbyz]

There! I beat all of your damn levels! Now let me f*** your sister!!!

[Raccoonwarrior12]

Why would anyone complete these games? I mean wtf?

[PedroMelloA]

Poor Yoshi,

We watch his hatch.

We feed him.

We give love and attention.

We throw him into the lava!!

[Nitros8891]

Who did this?

[SarkenHS]

For the S grades, don't die once and finish it on 30 minute or less... SERIOUSLY?

[AgustinTime]

00:44 "Yeah! Lets jump in the lava!"

[gamegod9000]

00:30

*Yoshi falls*

"Oh, darn. Missed him."

"...Y...Yoshi?"

"YOSHI?!"

*Sadness suicide*

[wolverestskyrider]

WTF MOMENT! Asshole mario stage 1 0:01- Asshole mario 2 final stage 8:45

[MrVulgaris]

3:11 That awkward moment...

[Terenigma]

0:32 i burst out laughing. the silence just makes what happend even more hilarious

[Cheden4]

:08 ...wtf just happened?

[aznboi415nigguh]

this is worse than asshole mario 1

[BaronSamediVoodooLoa]

lol at 3:20. Every single one of those invisible blocks is like a middle finger from the programmer.

[BellreaReign]

有り得ない　トラップの中　ラスボス戦　最後のスコア　カウントダウン

グレードＳどころか、Ａも無理だと思う…特に終盤２ステージ。

[last8frames]

Most impressive moments: the ridiculous saves at 6:39 and 8:10 which are what allowed him to actually finish the level, even beating the time limit. A fraction of a second from the lava was all that kept him from victory and, er, another death.

Oh, yeah. Also EVERY DAMN VIDEO IN THIS SERIES.

[Speedydon11]

If u think about it.. he could kick all of our asses in matio

[IMLHIS4AF]

R. Kiba is BEASTLY for completing both Kaizo Mario 1 and 2!

[jansku300]

4.09 YOU PUSH THE P-SWICH AND YOU DIED? WTF?!

[TravieMcLeeroy]

With this Mario should be considered the worlds best ninja.

[JirachiMaster007]

What's the name of the song that plays during the death count?

[ramwil12]

@jlcame1994 he trained his brains for it :P

[Kurachi84]

after watching em all, i have to say this:

i dont know who you are (the one playing), but you sure arent buddha, as no buddha has this much of patience

yea, saw a comment about you being buddha for all this :P

dont show this to people sensitive for anything like this, unless they wont try to imagine they are playing :P

still fun to see these kaizo mario videos, think i watched em all in a row like 4 times now

i'd wish to see asshole/kaizo mario 3... but i think thats too much to ask for :P

[AgApE010]

After you play this game, you die in seven days.

[IHateDoyaGao]

Clap

[MrMariobros222]

yoshi commits suicide on 0:30, here lies yoshi R.I.P

[FinchReznor]

0:32 Hey Yosh... awwwww!

[ramwil12]

alright i saw them all :'D

now i need a doctor coz i got brian damage of it...

[Minan3]

lol at 3:20

[Minan3]

I guess mario could only dig his grave at the beginning XD

[167TOONML]

King koopa has never had level designers of this quality......

[Yonkage]

1,051 Deaths.

Not bad...

[BiGf1sHxX]

0:45 spin move

[Mussul]

grade.. Z..

[Smaschge]

0:31 YOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Armalizilto]

R. Kiba is the Master of Kaizo Mario games!

[omalor]

DAMN ME I AM SOO STUPID!

I thought you jumped on the rhinos like they were goombas to kill them, I forgot you were supposed to headbutt them from below, NO wonder you weren't trying to kill them before!!!!!

[b4boyzable]

0:34 Mario probably thinks all this jumping is driving him crazy. His suspicions are confirmed when a yoshi falls from the sky.

[ChibiVaati]

Thank you so much for hosting this series! One of the best videogame playthroughs I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Lemme just say, Kiba and Takemoto are both AMAZING!!

[xman0609]

That feather trapped u again!?! I thought you would learn never to go in a ditch for a feather. lol at yoshi.

[xman0609]

That feather trapped u again!?! I thought you would learn never to go in a ditch for a feather.

[HaloAsReligion]

where the fuck is the princes mario! shit you little fucker made me go through all those nights to fucking get some yoshi puppies? fuck you.. i though you journey had a meaning to fight for those who have your heart, but apparently it was a fuking joke..

lmao.. this blows big time

[WindowsObsidianx]

oh my gosh ! this hell of a game is a nightmare !!!!!!

[CWN89]

Thumbs up if you watched all of these!

[meowkie]

Lol, I love the beginning of this vid.

LAST TIME, on ASSHOLE MARIO 2, our hero was trapped in the world's most humiliating trap ever...will he escape before time runs out?

*glitch*

oh...apparently.

[vicenethu]

0:9 wtf ?

[gountaa]

mario is not your friend. He'll make you KILL YOURSELF!!

[mr1029384756]

fuck you yoshi!

[HaloAsReligion]

@mr1029384756 shit i laugh hard when i saw your comment... fuck you yoshi lol

[RandallDeHart]

to make this reznor fight even harder, the creator should have left the original fireballs the reznor shot out in mario world itself. that would have been a pain in the ass to do!

[poinkinha]

3:23 THIS INVISIBLE BLOCKS

he jsut can't getenough of it

I laugh so hard everytime they appear

[Blader2600]

I wonder what the public would have said if the original super mario world was designed like this? Is it even possible to refund a game that forces you to die over and over again?

[Giulianosse]

japonese peolpe never ceasses to annoy me

[SonsoftheProphets]

R. Kiba, how does it feel to be the best gamer in the world?

[SonsoftheProphets]

Nintendo should award this guy with the future generations of their consoles for the rest of his life

[X4Valor]

12:40 What's the music called? :O

[JawesomeThePirate]

@X4Valor It's from Resident Evil. I think it's Resident Evil 0's ending music, but I'm not 100% on that.

[sinni800]

00:10 what the f?

[Puxomiv99]

too bad, u got an E, better luck next time haha

[supermark64]

i still think the first game is harder.

[RandyBlaze]

Lol 0:25 he's like "fuck I'm not getting the feather"

[listix777]

And I thought jesus walking on water was a miracle. Thats nothing compared to what this guy did. Beating both asshole games is a more than a miracle. I just hope he is still sane.

[listix777]

And I thought jesus walking on water was a miracle. Thats nothing compared to what this guy did. Beating both asshole games is a more than a miracle. I just hope he is still sane.

[tehsmex]

And thus ends an amazing series!!!

[TheNozzman]

WTF mario kicked joshi in the lava..., and he's till alive..

[segaking4]

You know, I like a decent challange as much as the next guy, but this... It just seems plain unfair.

[Analfons]

You're a fucking hero, dude.

Torturing yourself for hours and hours just to beat the asshole who programed this turd.

Congratulations on a huge investment of wasted time.^^

[Binerycode]

makes ninja gaiden look easy



[Anticheata]

The real name is "Kaizo Mario 2" ;D

[TheShadow23ish]

ill be so pissed off if i had to put up wif this shit especially wen yew have to kill yoshi

[sasquach37]

If the only goal for humanity was to beat this entire game without dieing once, could we? If all we did was, sleep, eat, and play this.

[HeavenHorizon1]

Grade A: No lives lost.

Yeah, right.

[MePlease2211]

... I bet when Takemoto beat this he went to Kiba's house to show him the victory, then remembered to jump over the spike pit at his front door, but then was trapped in an unescapable pit when going into Kiba's room..

[parowaberlinka]

So many trouble and no princess !

[Usul573]

Literally painful I laughed so much sometimes

[Jacobdm0]

Time ALMOST ended at 69. :p

[SenorBlairTendo937]

0:33

Yoshi: Hi Mario! *phssssstttt!!!!*

Mario: Well... shit...

1:00 HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I betcha seeing the final boss was worse than suddenly finding out that your whole family & friends just suffered a horrible death & you're the only 1 left alive!!! How tragic!

[Lawsuit]

@SenorBlairTendo937

Yes, I'm sure seeing that boss would be worse than your entire family dying.

[noobasaurus2]

eyi is right, Princess Peach must give more than a kiss if he went through all this trouble.

[Whitewolf122688]

:33 Yoshi: Mario help me! *falls into the lava*

Mario: too late...

[TheMostBleedingHeart]

that's just RIDICULOUS!

[tehloop]

what cruel bastard would do this!?

[TheMostBleedingHeart]

T.Takemoto.

[DrLove0378]

MY GOD! Were these guys completely insane?!! This was nerve-wracking just to watch!

[TheMostBleedingHeart]

lol yeah..

[shixxx8]

0:33

LOL

[eyi706]

peach must give mario really good oral for him to be going thru this

[bohemiangrove]

I knew bowser was just a puppet.

[TheBlindUchiha]

i bet Kiba R cant sleep at night because all that goes through his head is the death jingle

[YuseiFudo12321]

3:20. Lol'd.

[kaplefff]

nice music

[AsG1989]

Time to make a 3rd series sir

[Vook]

Kiba probably murdered Takemoto after these.

[boogilish]

10:32 the face of evil

[nicklas9528]

00:30- Ahhh shit!

[SrpskaPedercina]

@nicklas9528 im gay from serbia

[nicklas9528]

Oh so you're a gay :P Hah! Don't tell me faggot >:^P

[SrpskaPedercina]

@nicklas9528 sorry:((

[orangesforeveryone]

I just completed this... feels soooo good but I want more.

[RageOfDante16]

i cant believe u falled into the feather trap aagain (see asshole mario 1)

[randomnamelawls]

Well he probably didn't want to. In the last video he hit an invisible block that cut his jump short and ended up stranding him down there.

[piggypue]

falled?

[XeroEternal]

LOL yoshi sacrifice.

[MusickFreakq]

WOW! He really is a asshole! RIP yoshi!

[josepato11]

yoshi sacrifice jump

[LordOfEpicFail]

HELP!!! I can't get past the Yoshi part. Unlike in this vid, I get hit in the head with an invisible block. What am I supposed to do?

[1SapereAude1]

@LordOfEpicFail

Use Yoshi to hit one of the blocks. (you need to hit one block with a yoshi-jump and then fall back on the platform). Then jump up were you first enter the level. Now there should be two blocks. You can us them to jump to the final door.

[talissu160]

yoshi falling down into the lava = hilarious

[dinho0747]

let's not forget: random!

[y0user74]

Yoshi is happy to help you, seeing as he's going to burn to death anyway.

[Zexion72559]

that yoshi thing was fucken MEAN!

[hareoli]

ZOMG 1051 DEATHS!!!=O

[ASmallProduction]

this shit is evil lol. why would anyone want to make this?

[jesmurf]

Making it seems fun to me, playing it seems horrible to me.

[meth41]

8:50: OH MY FREAKING GOD I DID IT! YES!

What I imagine the players reaction to be. In, you know, Japanese.

[Sbetsho]

Yatta!

[Southernmetalhippie]

All that hard work for an E?

[Yviman]

and for the self esteem too :-)

[collon69]

i finished the game completely... took SHITLOADS of patience and my fingers did hurt like shit... BUT MY EPEEN BECAME SOOOOOOOOOO LONG!.. and i'll never play this game again... maybe i'll play kaizo mario 3 when it's goin to be released but since the difficulty increase from kaizo mario 1 to 2 was insane already i am scared of nr. 3 when there will be a nr.3

[nievesama]

E-peen, lololol.

[Vook]

The cape is a lie.

[bargoth125]

@Vook So true lol

[rbrt2011]

10:34 O_O

[samuraichamploo07]

poor yoshi

[Lyxinous]

0:09 - Wtf?

0:33 - Aw T_T

3:22 - LAME

Just stating what is on everyones mind =)

[qmarto]

my version is different there is no feather at the end of the level 10 so i cant get the mushroom up in my spare box so i cant beat the final boss is anyone elses like this?

[Hailth]

I watched every second of every video for the first and the sequel. My one, and only comment is here, and my thought is this... Why didn't Kiba fucking kill Takemoto before he could make A SECOND NIGHTMARE?!?!

[Glitcher2000]

I notice there are some variations between this game and mine. There's a 3-up instead of a feather, and there are some hidden blocks above Yoshi that prevent you from jumping directly to the boss door. Any idea why?

[ironiridis]

Regarding the blocks, do you mean this? 3:22

[stphocas]

Old games are much harder than the crap you have to grow up with.

[Gunnar00]

LadyTom that logic is really flawed man. Old games being easier than today's games? You really have to be joking

[kevinzhou3]

Maybe she's right. After all, most gamers today played older games when they were younger and had less experience with games overall. They'd fine today's games easier even if they were exactly the same difficulty.

[TheXenibear]

i totally thought that too until i tried to played the NES game Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles .. its still impossible!

Maybe i just suck at the game but i find it really hard!

[mariozone365]

thanks to lunar magic its only gets harder and harder to save the princess

[nsazlaz]

i praise u lol, id probably commit suicide after 5 trys on lvl 1 lol

[jamesasian99]

i see the angry germen kid :3333333333

[kyofire02]

GODDAMN IT THIS IS INSANE

[DarthVader251]

LMFAO poor yoshi :p mario decides to commit suicide after seeing this happen

[jordybeauala]

:36 AHAHA YOSHI FELL IN THE LAVA xD

[kirbyeatsbomberman]

Now Bowser could learn a thing or two about building castles... :P

[imortals1]

took me about 1 month with save loads and i was fakking happy, then u see this and think "damnnnnnn" and i also agree with 2e post below me ;)

[StreiBullet]

Fuck the grade at the end of the movie. You finished this video game representation of someone getting there teeth pulled. You get an A+, hands down. Also like the guy below me said, We need to buy you some beers...

[SimonHenrichsen]

I used save states all of the time and I still quit at level 10. I just had enough. If I ever meet this man, I'm buying him a fuckload of beers.

[darkshadowraptor]

This guy just beat all of the stages...and videoed it! These are the most asshole stages,this guy deserves a freaking Medal!! D:< 10000/5

[linkplayer20]

>.>

this brings back some BAD memories

[9001tank]

wow.... to complete even one of those asshole mario stages(either game) would be a great accomplishment... this guy did them all without savestates or anything.

this guy is the gamer of all gamers

[NovoxMaster]

Eu consegui!!!!!!

Zerei Kaizo Mario World 1 e 2.

LOL BD

[PrinceKirei]

Saving the Princess is getting more and more hard...

[deadskinmask888]

0:10 how did that happen

[MHZNOMISS]

Resident evil!!!

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[trucha1994]

wtf how you can do that??you are the dungeon master

[MaestroDario]

One of most difficult bosses ever!

Awesome for a final battle xD

[Cronosecks]

I got hella creeped :| Seriously that silence is somehow just incredibly uncomfortable.

[chb19byjb]

13:47 resident evil? xD

[FSSMokky]

0:32  *HI MARIO !! :D:D*

[psicobot]

hahaha great comment xDDDDDDDD

[emirius123]

1,051 deaths WTF???

[kirbyeatsbomberman]

Thats actually damn good you know.

[roboimp]

for snes

[Sal1981]

I enjoyed watching this, but I would kill myself playing it :p

[Eliskor]

What song is that at the end with the credits? Really nice song imo.

[Armalizilto]

No wonder it's called Asshole Mario, everything is a ASS man!

[williamb970]

Mario: HOLY CRAP I FORGOT THE PRINCESS

[ndreamon]

yeah, is she dead? the last scene looks damn scary. I'm sure she's haunting Mario and the others.

[Slydssoun]

damn

[cooldude8870]

after i beat this the princess better become my bitch

[Mrpastry909]

Do I have permission to kill the sadistic evil genius level creator?

[StoneyWagner]

The angry fans already killed him

[InHumanSlayer20]

how than

[Alex92kronus]

Crazy game)))

[randomnamelawls]

I love how Mario jumps when he sees Yoshi being dropped into the lava.

[TehDarkFoxx]

1:01 I can imagine mario shitting on himself when he saw this boss battle. XD