Jesus Christ: Violent Communion

[ChuckDuke1]

the force is strong with this one!

[KampfKiewi245]

I love the beards!

[MoonwalkerWorshiper]

To me this video is spasmic, goes out of screen and stuff

[SunnyCapricon]

ITS VERY BAD I AM FROM KARACHI PAKISTAN I AM CHRISTIAN AND I LOVE JESUS EVEN WE CAN GIVE OR LIFE FOR JESUS PEOPLE LIKE U DO BLASPHEME OF JESUS WE CAN JUST PRAY FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT GOD GIVE U RIGHT PATH

[fortifyfunk]

That guy at 1:30 he's from the destroyer - Kaputt music video isn't he?

[niam007]

Loll jesus the hero

[Merchantic]

why can't we pray to this?

[kaynie143]

may God forgive you... :(

[AstralBanana]

@kaynie143 Well anyone who is even a bit familiar with christian mythology, knows that God is very mean and immoral personality. They say he even wiped out the whole planet once, including children. But of course, as there is no evidence of that creature being real, we can relax.

[unicorns4evaful]

he looks like the kid from my name is earl all grown up

[1LivingCuriously]

I want to see Gandhi next!

[planetary109]

Seems legit.

[Sexywalle]

I KNEW THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENED

[franky1636]

this is so stupid... almost as the Catholicism

[Ratone4L]

@franky1636 Ahem... Go fuck yourself.

[TheLolSquad4ever]

im showing this to my rs teacher at school lol

[xxxAnimeUploaderxxxx]

This is so stupid it's not even funny at all.

[wounduppenguin]

Jesusicus: Blood and Sand.

[SgtSanchez]

There are so many things wrong with this video. For one, Jesus was nailed by those dudes in the wrists, not the palms. He was also crucified, famously, with other common people. Where were they? And what's up with the bandoleers on the angels? M16s aren't belt-fed. Simply rubbish.

[10vkb]

@SgtSanchez trol

[StanleySweet14]

@SgtSanchez you're taking this waaayyyy to seriously.

[PaulusCunctator]

@SgtSanchez And they clearly weren't belt feeding them. Some people wear them for decoration. He also wasn't smoking that cigar, so what?

Clearly, this video is about rewriting that section. So obviously, any changes it makes would be fair game, considering it's about rewriting the original.

[Pickachuuuu]

that guy got hit in the balls too. :| -> :)

[mrgimp420]

It would be so cool to be Jesus

[Valleyviewgaming]

If you read the bible backwards this happens :)

[wellesradio]

By the way, my last post isn't spam. I just really, really like Wizard Cat.

[wellesradio]

Wizard Cat fans unite! Bring us the Lord of Loathing! We want more of Satan's Pussy. More videos, please!! There's nothing more scary than Wizard Cat!

Wizard Cat now has his own Facebook fan page!!

facebookDOTcom/pages/Wizard-Ca­t/312375068782990

[venatorclass07]

Not so fast JEESUUUSSS

[wellesradio]

@venatorclass07 check out the Wizard Cat Facebook page.

[nickdhammer]

anyone notice at 1:32 hes wearing sneakers and then at 1:47 they disappear. Jesus Powers....

[yowmingnoob94]

its miller time!

[RSnati0n09]

3:30

That smile was like nice punctuation at the end of an elaborate "Fuck You!"

[Ferret0418]

I made a Khajit mage in Skyrim and named him Wizard Cat

[convenant04]

I LOLED SO MUCH AT 0:43

[NinjasticFlare]

I lol'd 

[TheManMostMysterious]

"Suck on this you fuckin' wops!" Love it.

[TheRenegade21]

I haven't laughed this hard in a LONNNNG TIME. WOW. It's SOOO perfect. Jesus Christ (teehee) I'm spreading this new gospel

[batfan9]

the should make a movie about tom hanks getting to the bottom of this! 

[asa89aj]

omfg this is so fucking funny!!!!!!! plz do another video!

[planetary109]

I have always doubted the history of Christianity until now.

[Pelerin985]

Jesus : 1. Romans soldiers(especially those who got in the nuts) : Definitely 0.

Now, Jesus vs Wizard Cat. THE fight of the millenium!!!

[dashippy]

Other than getting hit in the balls this is clearly what went down. Jesus wouldn't hit people in the balls. This doesn't sound like Star Wars, Star Wars sounds like this.

[PacificRunaway]

Did you know Jesus and Moses used guns to conquer the Romans?

[Bourbanman8]

@PacificRunaway They didnt even have guns back then you fuckin moron

[PacificRunaway]

@Bourbanman8 Duh? "moses and jesus fight the romans", look it up.

[Brolael]

@Bourbanman8 You best be fucking kidding.

[yowmingnoob94]

@PacificRunaway lmfao family guy ftw!!!!

[rolfen]

youtube.com/watch?v=XS0SsxLqjC­Q

[KelanDWood]

ha very funny. It's no Life of Brian but it's still genuis

[ShinRyuAmiYuniTsuki]

Seems historically accurate to me.

[Violent2aShadow]

And it shall come to pass that the final words of the Lord saith, "I'll be back!"

St. Douglas 13:42

[TheFffoithegreat]

1:34 wearing shoes and 1:47 no shoes? :)

[hunktmp1]

@TheFffoithegreat he's jesus man :D

[UndergroundStru]

Suck on this you fuckin wops.

[Chwuzy]

I just converted!

[normalpsychology]

I don't get it. Lizard cat?

[headthroughawindow]

@normalpsychology WIZZZARD CAT! NOTHING'S MORE SCARY THAN WIZZZARD CAT!

[ImShaNayYNay]

LOL! Blasphemy is a public service.

[MrReuben13]

I'm a Christian and I'd like to say...

THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[Crazelord91]

so funny

[RPFS2008]

THIS IS UTTER BLASPHEMOUS BULLSHIT!!!

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!!

Wizard Cat obviously won!

[tigermancall]

the producers directors and actors of this vid should be ashamed of themselves. i think you are not christian.

[planetary109]

@tigermancall lol? whether they are christian or not, this was a parody of it, not an insult. BTW there's no reason to feel ashamed for not being Christian, or are you one of those fundamentalists?

[07kerky07]

2:18 thats what she said

[bfmv3652]

I love this video

[kalebjones34]

saint douglass patron saint of bullshit

[zarathustra2k1]

"BALLS EYE!"

ROFLMAO... =]

[LeSympatique]

2:00 - Arc, we have cum

2:17 - I find this particularly hard to swallow

Do I understand it the right way?

[edlasalle]

oh crap he didnt die for my sins...im going to hell

[godofimagination]

Are those lines written on his arm?

[Spacehy]

sound legit

[eliezersouzareis]

shoes on 1:34

[josh000068684]

Thank you Jesus...I heart you

[TheLinzor]

BALLSACK!! that guy got hit in the nuts to...... ;) Made my day.

[The20876]

i lol in my pants XD

[iurhviusdfavhi]

Oh fiction that people actually believe happened, you so funny.

[snakeanium]

Personally, with the getting off the cross, Jesus had the power to call forth legions of angels to get him out of there. Just so you know, one angel did this: "That night the angel of the LORD went out and put to death a hundred and eighty-five thousand men in the Assyrian camp. When the people got up the next morning--there were all the dead bodies!" -2 Kings 19:35

[wellesradio]

@snakeanium that's why he didn't call a legion, just two of his most badass bros - it's Miller time!

[ICECOLDCHROME]

i like how te ad next to the video is christian mingle

[PremierMagus]

That was...ridiculous and irrevent. And it made me LOL. Awesome.

[Drew051]

WIZARD CAT!!

[w0to]

anyone noticed the dead guy on 2:30 was a doll?

[wearethebomb666]

not so fast jesus

[Dalez8JR]

Destiny sent me here to be an attention whoring nub

[poodunk90]

Destiny sent me here.

[Youzarzif]

Destiny sent me here!!!

[MrToobeZ]

Destiny sent me here

[TheGuyWhoPlaysMC]

@MrToobeZ the overlord will serve as a retard magnet

[bokchoiman]

That's one pussy looking wizard

[Ajvihun]

Jesus chirst yeah xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

[Thechosenchicken]

why does the second angel wear a bullet belt while he has a gun with magazines.

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@Thechosenchicken Quiet non believer! 

[Thechosenchicken]

@xPurpleDrinkx9001 i suppose he could throw bullets.

[Frickaroni444]

BALLS-EYE!



[krakenvshydra]

dude

chuck norris

HE IS CHUCK NORRIS

[orlipide]

change job,and change drug-dealer guys...

[joecaporaso]

I've got you in my claws now, jesus.

[legofan777]

Jewish Ninja Stars Of David FTW!

[theLyricsSuck621]

Wow, there really is nothing more scary than Wizard Cat. That freaked me out.

[TheAngelus0712]

that's like the most blasphemous shit I've ever seen, but oh so funny

[triccie3]

Satan's pussy, hahahaha

[654bolbi654]

who the fuck does he think he is indiana jones???

[KDME30]

Although Jesus could have pwned the Italians like that He did not.

In revelation though He will do something similar to all sinners who have not repented.

[jacobeast1]

@KDME30 No, he won't. Know why? BECAUSE THERE'S NO SUCH THING!!!!

[KDME30]

@jacobeast1 bad troll is bad.

[jacobeast1]

@KDME30 Spare me. You sound like that Camping guy.

[lefoureurdesbois]

Michael Face - ''Thanks for watching'' epic smile :D

[Kaweebo]

Balls-eye.

[AdmiralTobias]

As much as I want to hate this, considering it's a stupid and gratuitous affront to my faith - this is freaking hilarious.

[Commonwealth96]

URG SON OF A BITCH

[thecrosby627]

His power level is over 9000!

[crimsonsoldier09]

press 2

[Urnogod]

mind treasure indeed

[mrcteddy20]

wtf

[FuneralFragz]

amen...

[jaredwoods89]

Wizard Cat!

[anigachoco]

xD oh my god lolz

[ninjaskik]

81 wops sucked on this

[LarryStar2]

Jesus got unlimited POWA :D

[TheGreatJabu]

This video is a "ballseye"!

[MsMariBeth45]

This may make me a bad Christian, but this video is freaking hilarious!! Haha.

[jkorath]

@MsMariBeth45

naw, that makes you the best kind of christian - one with a sense of humor.

[TheYpsiloniQ]

Ježiš bi nikdy nezabil človeka !!!Tvorca videa je trápny magor !!!

[ikarus28008L]

@TheYpsiloniQ nevieš pochopiť srandu ...

[pk1w5]

Chuck Norris as Jesus?

[acopalypsewouf]

I love jesus now :0 oh and there is 77 romans (just to info u )

[acopalypsewouf]

I love jesus now :0

[fredmachine]

Does Walter Clayton still have the little sticker on his glasses?

[nirdjha2000]

What I like about this video is it very humorously shows us what Jesus by all rights SHOULD have done, yet chose not to. How the God of the universe can allow His own creation to kill Him, knowing 2000 years later He will still be mocked in this fashion . . . it's a testament to His eternal patience and long suffering for the creation He loves so much. Praise God!

[chuckdog27]

this shit stupid cracker humor cuzzz!!

[JasonDrexl]

That was the dumbest video EVER. I believe in the bible and I don't like my father being thrown around as a stupid swearing idiot! You guys are really STUCK UP to make crap like this!

[maxergud]

@JasonDrexl THEY are stuck up? lol

[Ajvihun]

at 2:05 i laughed so hard i almost pissed my self while falling off the chair BIG THUMPS UPPP great movie great actors :D::DD

[Pagoas1]

finally... a jesus that i would get down on my knees for. unless this jesus hates gays, too. then forget it. cuz that's a deal breaker.

[yippi34]

Michael Face looks like mat damon

[MAXICHEG]

jesus was fucking awesome.

[MBLAAMABA]

Wizard Cat reminds me of a villain from Might Morphin Power Rangers

[wgcw1993]

Balls-eye!

[NiaKoes]

si esto es verdad, Semana Santa sería mucho más divertida…

[Mical2508]

3 guys with only 2 ninja stars?

[Settlers6]

@Mical2508 Jesus made bread from nothingness, why couldn't he make david stars from nothingness? XD

[rapsolja187]

@Mical2508 it's cuz he's jesus!! he has the powa!!!!!

[starscream69]

This is ace!

[arbiter4353]

send it to WBC. Roflmfao

[TitaniumSeraph]

Wizard cat? WTF? LMAO!

[IWannabeJew]

Roman soldiers with facial hair?

[whirl89]

XD sign me up for christianity

[theLyricsSuck621]

So this is how it happened.

[Klaudiosable]

Why did I just watch this stupid video? You should not make humoristic videos about the Saviour of the World like this.

[ashesofapocalypse22]

@Klaudiosable and you should'nt complain about a video, that is obiviously fake....

[zexynemesis]

@Klaudiosable What did he do to save the world again? End hunger? stop war? cure AIDS? Oh yeah, that's right he "died for our sins" a gift that we can't take advantage of till we're dead...how convenient. Oh yeah, and his daddy lets bad things happen to good people....sounds right and just to me.

[DeathGodRiku]

@zexynemesis god grants us free will. in fact, according to the bible, this gift was first gtiven to Noah and his family...I believe. Mind you, it's been years since I've read the bible. But God has a reason for everything. If there was nothing bad in the world, the world would become unbalanced.

[zexynemesis]

@DeathGodRiku You're obviously not very familiar with the bible if you think that Noah was the first to be granted free will...ever hear of the garden of eden? Free will is something all humans and animals have, regardless of whether there is a god. saying "god has a reason for everything" is just a nightlight for naive adults who can't handle the thought of being alone in the world.

You justify bad things happening to good people because of a parable written by man.

[zexynemesis]

@DeathGodRiku If god has the power to end all things evil and bad in the world, why doesn't he? The old testament proves that he is a jealous and angry god.

how would it be unbalanced to end all death and suffering?  If there is a god, that's how he can prove he exists. Show us that he is the better being. Until then I will not believe in a book, written by man, who is full of fallacy and flaws. Who, to this day, tries to twist the words to justify every action and motive.

[DeathGodRiku]

@zexynemesis in the old testimant, god was alone at first. he then had a dream and made that dream a reality. through the seven days, he created earth, animals, etc... God gaves us free will so we could make our own choices. I agree that a book written by man is not to be 100% believed in, but I do believe God and Jesus have a plan for us all.

[SCX2k]

@DeathGodRiku

even for the guys who didnt believe in them cause they lived before their time? and dont mention the rest of the world with their own religions...

[DeathGodRiku]

@SCX2k like I said, I believe there is a bigger plan than any of us could even comprehend.

[zexynemesis]

@DeathGodRiku

Saying god has a plan for us all is no justification for why bad things happen to good people.

I could just as easily say that wizard cat has a plan for us all and have exactly the same amount of evidence to support it.

[DeathGodRiku]

@zexynemesis we both have our beliefs. let's just leave it at that

[CommandoMashed]

@Klaudiosable The saviour of the world can suck my tight bumhole!

[Klaudiosable]

@CommandoMashed

Okay I got your point, maybe I did my righteous guy

But i have nothing to say against you because I was an atheist once

Read the bible, the gospel of John

There is nothing like the words of Yahshua,

[IWannabeJew]

@Klaudiosable Try reading Flavius Josephus' "The Wars of the Jews" if you REALLY want to know what happened to Simon and John.

[CommandoMashed]

@Klaudiosable The saviour of the world can suck my tight bum hole!

[TheStrazy]

Awww what the hell man no one hit another dude in the nuts man not even if they are chinese........And where the hell was the Moobys for the angels to get a burger afterwards?

[JanThaMan59]

Nice one..

[quinlanguy101]

Satans pussy! BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I didn't know Jesus wore Sneakers 1:34 lol