Get off My Phone Sanjay Gupta

[juanyeeb]

boy you is so gay boy

[SuperRegal79]

@juanyeeb You must be a dumb ass bitch!Girl you must be!

[yankytank09]

i cant believe i watched this whole video.. maybe cus it was just that entertaining and real!!! :) love it

[johnosahon]

this is one of my favs from Qaadir

[1212cars]

qaadir u make me laugh so hard !lol!

[bri09na]

5:38-5:45.....boo you did this love !

[binkskyler02]

YOU MUST BE A DUMB AS BITCHHH...PLEASE & THANK YOUUUUUU...DFL...I LIVE FOR YOU HUNNI

[TjTelevision]

LMAFOOO scholl has been kicking my ass i just needed to get away from her, i was not just wasting my time but the governments money...KML #dead!!

[pritymoka]

I feel the same about "Thank you in advance" .... Miss me!

[lizzy532]

The Schizophrenic part got me rolling. XD

[MrManu011]

Hello, I am Sanjay Gupta, You ready to make THAT paymentt Todayyy Quaadir???

I NEED THAT PAYMENT SIR!

[ulala9898]

"Well have you been looking to paper...SANJAYYYYYY"...LMFAO.

[jasonjimm88]

this is definity one of my Fave Qaadir videos, and in my opinion your Best, Love You!!!!

[GliTterGoDesS72]

Sanjay Gupta is a neurosurgeon...

[chrissycouture92]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo

[pproduction123]

Classic. Watched it a million times, will watch it a million more.

[imrugerbytch]

you petty

[SuperRegal79]

@imrugerbytch Dumb Bitch!

[freshhxpiinay]

I will never get tired of this video LMFAO

[sparklesdmz]

May darling you are so correct!!! I wish to meet you in the future plz let me know if your near the county town of Athens Ga home of the GA BULLDAWGS!!!! I would love to do lunch and funds permitting I will play for some one on one with the awesome Timaya/Qaadir <3 gurl

[MrzxRajonRondo]

Lol, ain't even watched it and I know its gone be funny.

[Bmwright12]

Lol he a mess but itz kinda true

[aelishaful]

amen!

[morganboy0ify]

Lol "I don't know who's dick there sucking or who's coochie their eating" lmaoo!

[morganboy0ify]

ROFL he snapped in this video ! (:

[masic88]

Sanjay!

SANJAY!

You are BUSTED..

..RUSTED & CRUSTED.

(Crusted-crusted.)

[dontyoudar]

snatch the cat back like Khia lolol

[whatchulookingatshaw]

I keep replaying 5:41 LMAO .

[twinkle46600]

Or when people say... Do you love me? then they go right into asking you to do something for them... please and thank yoou....

[oxXTJRXxo]

Sanjay Gupta is just like my math teacher! He asks his students EVERYTHING when we don't get a question right or don't understand a problem. LOL

[dymondusic]

shid got dam shit!~~~~~ lmaooooo~

[humility0is0a0virtue]

you embody what people feel all the time! thank you!

[humility0is0a0virtue]

skittle-dittle? love it!

[marcia5442]

LOL, you are too much....

[lashacouture]

DROPPING TRUTH BOMBS.COM LMFAO!!!!

[SuperToosilly]

all this extra stuff u talkin bout is neither here nor there...LMFAO!!!!!!

[27240302]

I love it

[Anna310able]

15% off on school! fuck ya id be all over tht!

[dontyoudar]

lmfao at Sanjay's accent.

[bhudda1299]

BALD HEAD SKITTLE -DITTLE WITH NO HIAR IN THE MIDDLE LMAOOOOOOO!!!

[queenforaking]

I loved your beautiful speech at the end. I agree everything with what you are saying about the jobs, and how Obama should go about handling it. I'm taking a break from school as well, for that exact same reason you stated.

[mskcbeautiful]

sonjaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[face2facechick]

you went in...the last 5 minutes...love it

[SonicthePenguin25]

HAHAHAHAHA XDDD

[kappone7]

hilarious

[dontyoudar]

lmfaooooo at the scenario at 2:50

[zakariustv]

This is my favorite Qaadir post!

[Lyssa201]

i love the continuous hand movement at 10:11 lmao

[iiHatezDomii]

omg Lol

[TrGreaves2090]

We gotta get more jawbsss..we gotta more jawbss!

[cdm0014]

9:43 Sanjaaaaaay LOL

[teeleemomo36]

@cdm0014 I DIED OMG LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS PART LMAO. I WAS AT WORK LISTENING TO IT TOO. LOL

[tracitrae]

girl people do me the same way. i'm a nice person but i have a pressure cooker personality and after some one pushes me buttons i just blow up on they ass then everyone is looking at me like i'm a trouble maker and i'm like no you drove me to this point dont be mad cause i finished what you started lol

[courtneyispimp]

Hahah did you look through paper? 

[lusciousnezz]

Quadir you and me are in the same boat with those student loans. the mf's keep harrassing us damn fools!

[FaerieRose23]

"You must be a dumbass bitch. Girllll you must be. 'Cause I don't know what just happened, but I know it's some bullshit." hahhahaha

[leesagrand]

OH! Too funny! my stomach!

[19GUERLINE]

Lmao..my fav video of all

[85kelli53]

working at burger king w/ debt yeeeeaaaaaaas!!!!!! im about to apply to grad school because aint no point in not having a job, might as well be tryna get a higher degree. this country is so backwards. they will cut education and then wonder why all the jobs are being outsourced??? God bless america all day eerr day but america is failing.

[kierahmax]

I agree with you a million% about the bachelors degree...no work.. student loan bailout. Im in that situation right now so i i totally understand. Besides that im just watching your videos for the first time and i think you are HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I havent laughed so hard in a long time. Keep it up!!!!!

[Nique037]

"You must be a dumba** b*tch. Girl you must be!" Lmfao. 2:58 had me on wheels!

[hail1112]

"YOU MUST BE A DUMB ASS BITCH, GIRRRL YOU MUST BE "

xD i Died at that !!!!

[KendrahxRawrr]

I thought i was the only one, that crap pisses me off as well.

[vnllawytchkltblndie]

kim possible was a dumb ass bitch. She said please and thank you all the time.

[theNPcompany]

lmao....oooohhhh sanjay goes in...cnn on that ass!

[theNPcompany]

i just shawammed at 8:57 im tired of SANJAY GUPTA

[renitayv]

ROFLMAO at his hand splashes/movements 10:09

[EsotericOccultist]

Maybe the thank you is just for considering the request.

[bunnyk09]

ROFL

1:00 - "YOU MUST BE A DUMBASS BITCH. GIIIIRRRRL YOU MUST BEEE"

2:22 - " OH...shit...well...shit..psh psh...shit...psh-HONEY...shit"

[prettycouture14]

i love your videos you crack me up all your topics be right i be thinking the same thing

[colleenmason2006]

"You like frank sinatra expecting me to fly you to the moon first class".. LMAO Love you!!!!

[sindyisdatchu1987eva]

lol

[Erioas]

Qaadir for president.

[raleighzia]

14:04-14:09 is all I came back for. TOO FUNNY!

[furtherbeyond]

Amen!

[LotusBlackwater]

LMFAO!! @ that smack! "ugh!" lol!!

--chouxchoux

[bittasweetlove]

*Dead* ROTFL :)

[maikal22]

I love the tag: Sanjay Gupta is still on my line

[maikal22]

lolololololol soooo damn funny :)

[euniqha]

you must be a dumb ass bitch, girl you must beeeee!

[yodaddyissofat]

@euniqha haha! lol

[Deprieshia]

Who borrows a apple? LMBO..Regurgitate it back..Fecal matter. ROTFLMBO!!

[iiPodGurL18]

"EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU SAYYY TOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!...........OH PLZ & THANK YOU? OHKAY, YOU MUST BE A DUMB ASSS BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!......GI­RL, YOU MUST BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !" ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL <3

[masic88]

No T \ No Shayde: i like how you were visibly (and genuinely) upset about that hypothetical queen who had not only asked to borrow your car to go to cancún, but also had wanted a slice of your Time•Share.

✔+

[Junkie4Kelis]

GURL YOU MUST BE!!!!!! 

[PassionFierceAllen]

i CAN GIVE YOU THE 15 DOLLAZ IF YOU CAN GIVE ME THE 5O FROM LAST TIME LMFAO OMG I HAVE THAT PROBLEM A LOT WITH PPL OWING ME MONEY! IMA START SAYING THAT!

[candyqueenify]

this is 15 mins long but HAHA your entertainment! and ill watch it

[indiaan13]

ahahaha omg i just love you so much ! what you saying is so true

[BaldButWigged]

this was so damn funny, omg! 

[wonderfulgirl93]

THE STUFF YOU ASKING ME IS NEITHER HERE[HE POINTS]NOR THERE[HE POINTSS],IM DYINGG LAUGHINN ON THIS VIDEOO ! SANJAY[HE CLAPS]!HAVE A NICE LIFEE! I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR YOUR FUCKIN ASS GIRL!

[wonderfulgirl93]

big headedd whatever he saidd,,don't havee no hair in the fuckinn middlee lmfaoo! do i look like fuckinn ms.cleoo!i cannot read your future! I DON'T HAVE YOUR GODDAMN MONEYY HE PAUSEE IN THE MIDDLE OFF SAYIN ITT ! LOL...I TIERDD OF SANJAY GUPTAA! IM NOT GONNA GO BACK AND FORTH WITH YOU SANJAY DAMN GUPTA !

[wonderfulgirl93]

MANN WHENN HE HIT IN THE AIR OMGG !MANN THISS SHIT IS FUNNI I LOVEE YOU TIMAYA! OK RIGHT SO AFTER YOU WRITE YO ESSAY YOU GONNA GIV IT TO ME

OK RIGHT SO AFTER YOU EAT THIS APPLEE YOURE GONNA THROW IT UP

OK RIGHT SO AFTER YOU EAT THIS ICE CREAM CONE YOU GONNA HAND THE SHIT OVER TO ME LITERALLY!!!!

yoo like whenn he hitt in the airr! im dying laughin

i can giv you the fifteen dollars if you have the fifty dollarss from lastt timee...what !?? right what![his eyes got bigg]

[wonderfulgirl93]

youre a fuckin liar is what you are bitchh lmaoo! you must be a dumb ass bitch girll you mustt beee ! HUGE INCOVINCEE QUEEN!PEOPLE ACT LIKE YOU JUST SUPPOSE TO FLY THEM TO THE MOON FIRST CLASS ! sideenotee:i have noticee from watchinn quaair[i think thats how you spell it],ive noticee that he talkss in the thirdd personn ALOTT!

[wonderfulgirl93]

i don't know what just happend but i know itss some bullshitt mann thatss funni! rotmffl[rollin on the muthafuckin floor laughin]..

[innercitysuperman]

ok this HAS to be my favorite video of yours. i was DYING the whole time

[innercitysuperman]

"i don't know what just happened, but i know it's some bullshit" LMFAO

[girdllbaby]

lol he call his self stupid on 7:35

[dpatel120]

sanjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. hahaha

[jc2308]

Amen to that. Barrack gotta do something about this bullshit.

[DACNewsNetwork]

GIRL U MUST BEEEEE

[DACNewsNetwork]

@dpatel120 Just does.

[enoughsaidatl]

BAAAAAHHHHH!!! You are a nut boy.

[OutspokenShy]

That sanjay gupta one: HILARIOUS. He sure will stay on the phone AND be all in your business.lol

[tsunade714]

hehe i love your videos!!

they make my days better.

[LouWeEv7]

This is one of Qaadir's best

[00MidnightBlue00]

I am literally crying at your impression of "sanjay gupta." Too funny!

[beautifful10]

you need to say please, but leave out that thank you!

[k55world]

This is the Shit you should get into Acting

[hip2dadip]

Ghheeezus!! This guy talks soooo fast i don't think I heard him say UUUh a single time during his entire rant!!! That's a sign of a beautiful mind.

[allstarrocker100]

@hip2dadip

You think HE is fast? You obviously have not seen luanlegacy..

Like, when you listen to him, that stuff like GODDAMNSLOWDOWNBITCH.

[ravishingelite]

went from dont tell me please and thank you to tax break for students... GUUUURL!!! YOU WAS GIVIN MUUUUUCH!!! JEEZ LOUISE!! love when you are like this ^_^

and if you are thinkin about comin to miami DONT!!! aint nothin down here

[ravishingelite]

went from dont tell me please and thank you to tax break for students... GUUUURL!!! YOU WAS GIVIN MUUUUUCH!!! JEEZ LOUISE!! love when you are like this ^_^

[AKINYI1]

so then, after you borrow this apple, you r gonna regurgitate it?.. hahahahahahahaha so funnny!

[howdoesthiswork23]

5:41-5:44 lmaooooo

[achick2love]

THIS JUST MADE MY DAY... LMAO IM CRYING

[VaisaNacia]

So funny but I feel this way a lot.

[ashleo1991]

dang you and sanjay are making me cry lol

[BeckiieSmiles93]

Its neither here nor There!!!!!!!! Sanjay DAMN!

[ninasabatino]

reeemote!

[ninasabatino]

reeemote!

[kjfinn800]

THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY!

[LadyTeeQ]

AMEN, I live in Michigan and I been lookin for work since April of 2010. I'm so ready to move from here. HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! LOL

[TheGemini90]

@LadyTeeQ I know that's right Lady T....I know at one time I applied for TWELVE jobs in the same doggone week....was hired at nan one of them. Michigan is just like Georgia.

[imthecoffee]

...Holy shit!! This vid is--what?? 2-3 weeks old? And it already has almost 30,000 views!

Qaadir, you are amazing!

[songbyrd8503]

Yes Ma'am! You do not have a "RRRRRRRRRRRRRemote" roll the R's baby!!

"Per favore e grazie!"

LOVE IT!!

[howdoesthiswork23]

You must be a dumbass Bitch...Girl you must be!

[nee42003]

lmao i know what you mean, they act like money will magically appear like lucky charms lol, but you had me crackin up laughing with this vid, i be the same way when they call me lol

[LeftyLadybug]

Did he ever take a breath? That was funny. Talks so fast!

[EbonyGirlSpeaks]

@LeftyLadybug so true...lol

[TheKenneyshow]

i agree with u

[jdallinder]

You're amazing. Why aren't you rich and famous yet?

[mamitachocolate]

Lmfaooooo @ askin to drive my car to Cancun

[RODalicious]

STOP CALLING STOP CALLING

I CANT PAY YOU BACK ANYMORE

I LEFT MY PURSE AND MY SHIT ON THE DANCEFLOOR

xD

[shanigoeskaboom]

LMAOOO. " & that makes youuu larger than life"

hahahah i cant stop laughing.

[pureheart22]

U JUS READ MY MIND!

[deshawnmd]

that slap was funny as hell lmbo

[beyondcharmed]

OMG, Why, did a bill collector call me while I was watchin this? Talkin bout I owe a bill for my internet when clearly I JUST paid her in full a few days ago and I obviously have service, I'm typin this damn comment!

[tjensen12]

Agreed! Once again, love the video! <3

[caubound3]

MR HOWARD! I hope you see this!!

I live in the Atlanta area. I work for a company called Crossmark....

I'll in box you the details.

[teeleemomo36]

@caubound3 PLEASE RESPOND BACK! WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT YOU DO THERE? I WANNA APPLY. I WORK AT A PHARMACEAUTICAL COMPANY IN DATA ENTRY. PLEASE RESPOND. I NEED A JOB!! LOL

[TheseMyJams]

lmao

[ladyred1129]

U keep me lol

[TheClassyMs]

hahahahahahaha I am to weak right now while watching this!!!

[TheClassyMs]

hahaha this nigga is funny as hell!!! But he speaking the truth thought!!

[honeybun705]

" I DONT HAVE THE MONEY FOR YOUR FUCKING ASS GIRL"... LMAO!!!! *DEAD*

[ChinaxKisses]

14:05 imao ! my heart damn near stop

[princecarlos07]

5:45 DEAD

[cheergirlielol]

exactly us college studens are broke give me a dang bail out instead of jerks that sent all the jobs over sees and are the reason i cant pay these student loans in the first place. Amen

[RedGraceKidd]

2:21 HAHAHA

[TheBoldenb]

@RedGraceKidd lol well shit um ugh honey shit

[M0N3t7]

When I snatch the cat back like Khia, lmao!!!

[sweetcoacoa25]

14:03.... LMAO!!!!!

[myenmoni]

"Your already 50 dollars in debt with me queen" LOL your one liners are classic!

[chocomel911]

You never cease to amaze me. That student loan bit was hilarious

[PurplePetal04]

LMBAO @ "it's neither HERE, nor THERE". *Dead*  Lol

[CHOCOCAT8444]

Try a temp agency!

[ChemicalGlitter]

i had this exact conversation with my friend the other day! were so much alike girl, scorpios... ;)

[CHOCOCAT8444]

When I snatch the cat back like kiya, how you got this bald head skiddle diddle don't got no hair in the fucking middle! smhhhhhh i love you.

[Kinder101]

Im not misss cleo, do look like i can read your future

[Kinder101]

GURLLLL YOU MUST BE!

[imnutscallmesquirl]

LMFAO BEST PART @ 5:36 HAHAHHAHAHA

[aranyc07]

8:55...HILARIOUS!

[booginas]

I'm so glad to hear that I'm not the only person who's been out of work for more than 2 years.  I'm so tired of people telling me I'm not looking hard enough, or looking in the right places. I've got debt out the ying yang & I'm tired of my relatives & the debt collectors reminding me of my situation like I don't know how dire it is. I've been turned down by some employers becuz I have debt! Well, I have debt cuz I don't have a job. I can't get out of debt cuz no 1 will giveme a job!

[TheJerou]

I was having a bad day, but this just made it better by like 1000x! Hilarious! Never stop making vids! :D

[Titan69ner]

I love you at 5:42 and I have had people pull that same shit with me asking for more money and had not even paid me back the money they owed me.

[sweetcoacoa25]

You make my day....lol......

[XAshtizzleX]

OMG freaking awesome! I cant stop laughing, this is my go to vid if i ever need a laugh

[sexiperuana]

hahaha love you and your videos from start to finish this is sooo true it happens to me all the time -_-' hahaa love it you make great videos :D