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  • When the Elite shoots her you can hear a dude death voice.

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  • back when machinima posted good videos :D

  • Lmfao

  • this sucks more dick than that girl

  • You shot her in the fucking face !!!

  • 3:56 rofl

  • buck was so right

  • this is how that conversation should have gone

    "Oh yes you do"

    "Dont rape me! ahhhhhhh! Stranger danger! Stranger danger!"

  • I'm so fucking horny! Lol dude nice vid

  • That was a terrible ending.

    1. Why was he upset? EVERYONE RESPAWNS IN THESE VIDEOS

    2. Are you totally incapable of finding a female voice actor?

  • @finalbossmachinima grab a sence of humor ffs. and this dude is always the only voice actor, maybe because he wants to.

    now do everyone a favor and go fuck yourself

  • this is retarded

  • @DowdyBrosInc then why the hell did you watch it?

  • i tried the glitch! :(

  • i dont think his clan was even wrth bein in

  • It's funny how many people are gunn a try the glitch  Hahaha idiots.

  • Lol, respawn?

  • 2:42 My favorite part. :D

  • episode 2?????? anyone with me???

  • revenge is a bitch

  • I remember these days, Ahh 2008 when Halo 3 was a essential on Xbox.

    Man, I would kill to have those days back. Where MLG didn't exist and Forge was at it's all time high. Reach I have to say was a failure. Halo 4 please bring back these days!

  • @Bored4Minecraft i want those days back too... Reach Suxs!

  • @Bored4Minecraft if you miss it so much just pop the halo 3 disc in and play there are still over 5000 guys playing it

  • @master7july I've done this before, but It's just not the same.

  • @Bored4Minecraft you are right in some stuff it was a little bit better a few years ago but at least we can still play it thats something

  • hahahahahahahaha that is so funny she got sniped

  • Well, actually the guys all over the web get in love of a girl just because they are a girl playing on the game... (desesperate guys xd)

  • As soon as i read the video title, i think....wow, they're really dropped low now.

  • 3:56 Snipes girl

    ME: OH SHIT

  • hey it says that foo fighters are playing in my city on october 27th, to bad they suck ass

  • @Kurmuh Foo Fighters are awesome BITCH

  • damn thats a beautiful site, a couple walkin down the beach with guns

  • OMG THIS IS AVALANCHE I DONT EVEN HAVE THIS MAP, I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NO "splatter"

  • I'M SO FUCKING HORNEY RIGHT NOW!! lMFAO! :D

  • Hooray for music by Pink Floyd.

  • 5:14 dem nice pink boots ya got there

  • Press 2 multiple times:

    Bar Holy!

  • i would have laughed so hard if after the credits they are staring at eachother and its silent for like 10 seconds.

    *deep voice* "so baby, whats up?"

    Chris: ._.

  • It doesnt even work!

    Oh yes it does.

  • press 8 multiple times and you get your own music

  • @hamoboii206 press 5 too

  • damn i thought she was going to be a dude

  • @CJFields1996 i know i was waiting for that but it didn't happen

  • press 3.

  • rule 69 : 99% of girls on internet are dudes 1% is very very VERY rare.

  • rule 68 : there are no girls on the internet

  • "THIS IS THE GREATEST DISCOVERY OF MANKIND!" says the alien

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  • XD this is gonna kill me press 7 for anis

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  • dont worry she'll just respawn in five to ten seconds...

  • iam so fuckin horney now lol

  • press 3 and after the dude says "i am so fuckong horny right now" press 4, i didnt find it funny but im sure someone else will...or press 8 and after she gets shot in the head press 9 its kinda funny...

  • press 3 and after the dude says "i am so fuckong horny right now" press 4, i didnt find it funny but im sure someone else will...

  • Imagin him grinning as she walked up

  • I can't watch this without facepalming and feeling embarrassed.

  • 586 people don't wanna try the glitch.

  • he should have said 2 him when he killed that girl let me make this clear if i see you again i will kill you! do you understand thats what i would have said

  • the love story of too men

  • Alright. Who else tried the glitch?

  • keep pushing 7 fot a cold glass of liquid

  • lol push 4 then 5 for rofl mao shit ......

  • Smashing pumpkins for the win!!! (End song)

  • 586 people tried the glitch and it didnt work

  • 1:49  hahahahahahahahaha

  • i was honestly expecting the pink girl to be a guy.

  • CHRISS.....CHRISSS!!!!!! AH FUKING BITCH

  • I thought she would say HEY IMA GUY!

  • lol wtf

  • OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT? YOU SHOT HER IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!!!

  • ummm am i the only one who heard the so called "girl" when "she" got killed make a guy death sound?

  • @electricwire5 no you not

  • I'm so FUCKIN horny right now that was funny

  • "CHRIS! CHRIS YOU FUCKIN BITCH!!!" I laughed my ass off at that one hahahah

  • glitches before bitches

  • @R0FlC0ptzerter haha, thankfully. lol

  • 6,802 likes are guys wishing they will find a girl in a game

  • the elite sounds like a native..

  • haha!!! 2:46

  • this is stupid

  • YEYY,.I.,HAVE.,THIS.,GAME,.AND­.,THE.,LATEST.,XBOX.,GAMES.,TH­ANKS.,TO.,MY.,ACCOUNT.,ON.,THI­S,.WEBSITE WWW.360DOWNLOAD.ORG #FTW

  • like if u tried that glitch lol

  • lol she shot him and didnt he ever hear of respawn man

  • she drop her balls!!!

  • You gotta see and do the glitches firstbefore having fun. They all will eventlaay get patched.

  • 1:33 OMG, this, this is Avalanche! I don't even have this map! Im so happ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR­RRRRGHHHHH!!!

  • The best part "I'm so horny right now" XD

  • "I am so happy right now"........... *Random Warthog* lolol

  • elite+seriousproblems=true

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  • @patrick123900 your so gay its not even funny

  • @patrick123900 Dude...thst's not even funny.

  • @Angel7687 What did he say? (he deleted it)

  • @HBProductions101 He said, "I met her on playstation network" and made a stupid joke That it got hacked and now he plays playstation with a head on top of his tv.

  • It had to be done, What do u mean u shot here in the fucking face.LMAO

  • But i dont wana oh yes u do. LMAO

  • Yeah it was a male, male grunt when he died.

  • LOL! "Well, you, Well your out of the clan you hear me!! Your Out!!"

  • i bet chris was thinking nothing could go wrong gets **gets sniped** omg wtf

  • ooo girl playin hard to get haha

  • *beats elite down*

    *guy's mind:I'm in love with the most dangerous and badass girl of all time...son ova b**** and hell yeah!

  • Except in real life, some stranger wouldn't just walk into someones private party without an invite.

  • 6,789 people are horny

  • I bet a real girl wouldn't walk around in pink just for the hell of it. At least an intelligent one.

  • I know a couple who met over Xbox Live in Halo 2. I think they're married now.

  • 583 tried the glitch with their family and friends watching

  • CHRIS CHRIS! AGHH FUCKING BITCH! *Blows self up*

  • @EnjoiObeyingVolcom i bet the yellow "dude" was a girl with a fail mic, like the one i bought, stupid mic, i sound like megatron from transformers :p, need a new one for Zentrillo, oh what the heck, i'll keep my mega-mic and get a new one when i want them to find out i'm a girl, i get more respect when i talk like a robot master from megaman (the tough ones not the wimp ones), and works nice when playing tauren >:3, yeah, you just got pwnt by Sir Loin the shammy, keep playin and have fun

  • I actually felt bad for the elite in the end...he seemed like he was really sad :(

  • 583 have been kick out of a clan

  • yup, just 1 problem, neither has insurance for that warthog

  • yer out of the clan you here me xD

  • 583 people tried the glitch and it didnt work

  • on the internet, girl stands for, guy in real life

  • @LegosRock223

    So, guy stands for girl in real life?

  • @gruntunit2 No, you idiot.

  • @hello11197

    Umad bro?

  • @gruntunit2 Why do people say that when they realise they were being idiotic?

  • @hello11197

    I did it on purpouse :3

  • @gruntunit2 your stupid GIRL

    stands for G:guy I:in R:real L:life

  • @LegosRock223 I thought it stood for creepy pedophile guy?

  • @LegosRock223 Thats why HE didnt say anything the G.I.R.L.

  • @LegosRock223 Whait If girl stands for guy then...OH SHIT! guy stands for girl, IMMA FUCKING CHICK???!!!???

  • @LegosRock223 oh shit lol

  • payback!

    

  • Please watch my videos I JUST WANT 1000 VEIWS ON AT LEAST ONE OF THEM LOL LIKE THIS SO THE WORLD CAN SEE Thank you :O)

  • 345 people r horney

  • chris! chris! fucking bitch! lol so funny! ^^

  • Anyone else notice how when the Elite shot the girl, she had a guy's voice?

  • OMG the glitch actually work I am - SO FUCKING HORNY RIGHT NOW!!

  • lol she got shot in the face!!! XD

  • glithes before bitches

  • @nuttah310 i remember when i was a virgin..xP

  • @RideLow357 I still am its a cry in shame

  • @nuttah310 enough said

  • WTF!?!? GET AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!

  • note for xbox live G I R L

    Guy In Real Life

  • Girl with EXTREMELY DEEP VOICE: Sup!? I respawned!

    Oh yeah... andthis is soFallenfilms ^_^

  • he just randomly gets assassinated XD

  • eso k no machen jajajaja

  • omg i tried the glich and it freakin worked

  • @turbogrunt123 when i tried it failed

  • In the end she shot him in the back. :3 rofl

  • hehe :P nice ;XD

    is it ok if i try to download this vid and upload it as 720[HD]? :P

  • (Insert comment begging for thumbs up here)

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    (Insert a negative comment about 12 people here)

    (Insert comment asking you to thumbs me up if you're the 317th viewer here)

    (Insert comment quoting a line from the video here)

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  • @Psipk didnt just see that on the last video

  • @birdman644 yeah i know am actualy sick of shit like that too but i thought it was a little funny so i had to pass it on cuz it is kinda right the way everyone ask for thumbs ups

  • lol, thumbs up if u tried the glitch

  • I would use ethernet for XBox live. It's cheep and fast to faster than wireless.*saves 80 bucks* Thumbs up(hate asking for them) and copy and past onto other videos.

  • Nice story loved it! lol im not a fan of halo but this was really funny

  • ur out of the clan!!!!

  • He should give me his Gamebattles, Ill let him in my clan.

  • EV3RYB0DY KNOWS TEH IZ NO GIRLZZZ 0N TEH INTERWEBZZZ!!!!!111!!one!

  • @TheCombines wtf

  • @chainsaawelite1

    uhmm lolz i think ur totally wrong>.> i used to play halo -.- and im hot so i woudlent be talkin

  • i got 5 words for yah....WTF

  • @EpicDonut ?

  • @samneu6 its a joke

  • PRESS 3 OVER AND OVER AGAIN LOL :D

  • 2:44 is the best part in the whole vid :D

    

  • real weird

  • this is crazy

  • have u noticed that ITS A FUCKING GAME!! , NO HOT GIRLS HAVE OR WONT EVER PLAY GAYLO .....now facebook , that a different story .

  • @chainsaawelite1 facebook is gay.

  • @chainsaawelite1 u sir are a gay fuck

  • really cuz most girls just wanna kill lol

  • lol your out of the clan you here me

  • lol omg he just blew himself up 

  • @PeggieArnold814 why_do_you_talk_like_this_?

  • Awwww But I DOnt Want To!

    Oh Yes you Do......

  • Yeahhh...ummm....how do i put this.......That girl was a guy

  • @youngmoneyagent Lol where'd you get that?

  • Well.. you're outta the clan!

  • pooor chris lost his baby girl

  • The Youtube Decrees of Commenting

    (1) Thou shall not eat fried chicken while commenting.

    (2) Thou shall not fuck a boy/girl while commenting.

    (3) Thou shall not watch Dora the Explorer while commenting.

    To Be Continued...

  • @youngmoneyagent Damn guess ill have to wait

  • never date online. all of them are dudes/little kids wanting a date at age 4

    i've seen people do this shit