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  • kinda wish you could pick up the grunt and take it with you in your warthog :'(

  • spartan:hi

    grunt:hello bitch

  • Chief: ...

    *Drop kicks Grunt into oblivion.*

  • DAM IT WHY IT CAN BE ON EASY

  • grunt:hey demon! I checked the jerk store! They're all out of you!

    Me:...screw polished armor this prick dies.

  • The halo rings about to blow up and master chief walks up to a talking grunt that somehow got onto the platform. Classic.

  • Poor grunt

  • the grunts remind me of little babies that don't know what they'er doing lol

  • I found him like 10ft. In the air I wuz like WTF

  • i let him live...but jumped off myself...plus u took the LONG way to him...

  • i let him live...but jumped off myself...

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  • once i was playin halo 3 arbtor died on the first misson and then he comes back alive with a sword i was like WTF

  • poor grunt are they rely forced to go to war agenst ther will

  • Meh he was on the laughing gas didn't feel a thing.

  • the first time i did it i lost my ride and i found him and i killed him

  • Why does everyone kill the poor thing? :(

  • @BunnyUnite lol he was gonna die anyway

  • @BunnyUnite because he calls them a demon

  • @BunnyUnite We Dont Like Sqeekerz :D

  • i cant hear what he is saying :( can someone send me plz?

  • @wwewwf456 He said hey demon the jerk store called and there all out of you then he said poor you stolen at the age of 6 and put in the military haha then he said you let me live ill polish you boots ill polish your helmit i coudnt understand the rest

  • @pjm13000

    k thanks man! :)

  • How come Halo: Reach has no talking Grunt like that?

  • herm me and my frend found on in halo 2 we saw the grunt we were chasing it it ran into a corner we had him corner and e said "CRAP!!!" we LOLed for like 30 minutes

  • Lol halo the fall of reach reference

  • Yeah some pretty ridiculous stuff can happen while driving through this last part.

  • i have seen the grunt and he wasn't talking he was praying

  • Grunt: The jerk store called!!!

    Me: Mom!?

  • i found one of these in halo2, it was one part where you are the covedant, and he is holding his head saying dont kill meeee, when you hit it, it says noooo dont kill no kill

  • Bungie has a sense of humor 

  • Fuck You You Killed Him Once I Watched A Grunt Kill Two Hunters

  • its a TRAP!

  • its beause of the gas, i dont know what im doing half the time. LAWWL

  • that grunt loves his energy drinks/methane...

  • what would he say if you had IWIBID on.......

  • @FLIPyap709 No, he didn't say "boobs". He just said "boots". Which is nowhere near as funny!

  • this is just lik halo 1

  • @killerzerote

    I agree reach is soo much better!

  • I want a pet Grunt!

  • @FutureUSMC12 don't we all?

  • i love halo reach, halo 3 sux

  • @Killerzerote halo 3 is always a good game to me...you get to play as the chief but the first halo is the best

  • It's funny how his name is xI QUiKSC0P3 Ix and he's playing Halo. It's hard as hell to quickscope in Halo. Plus it's a gay gamertag.

  • 2:00 skill

  • is that the annoying orange's voice? HAHAH

    

  • WTFFFFFF U NIGGER WHY U KILL THAT CUTE POOR THING :(

  • This game doesn't get enough credit. I fucking love this game. Better than Reach.

  • Did you just ditch the arbitor as the warthog fell off...

  • like halo 1 last mision talking grunt

  • you killed the last of the species!

  • you suck for killing him

  • i think u can also go left of the rocks cuz its faster but going right is ok too

  • I would love it if the grunt said *( you f***ing cock sucker) when he feel XD

  • I guess the grunt watches seinfeld, nice comeback

  • lmfao wen he killed him

  • i bet 90% of youtube vids are made because people are bored

  • You did the covies a favor. The last thing they need is HIM reproducing. I could barely understand half of what he was saying.

  • Did anyone notice how the music built up and climaxed as he walked around the rocks and discovered the Grunt? If that was intentional, nice one.

  • kill him for what

  • I was so happy to see this guy. After playing the Cortana mission, with all those Flood, I missed the Covenant so freaking much.

  • @plymouthdodgewrecks i know the flood mission is just plain disturbing

  • @SillyLittleHoboMan Yeah, flood are creepy, frustrating, and just plain annoying. I like fighting hunters more than the flood.

  • I'VE GOT THE FIST OF RUKT!

  • WHYYYYY DIID YOU KILL HIM HE WAS THE LAST GRUNT HE ALSO OFFERED TO POLISH YOUR ARMOR WWWHHHHHYYYYYYYY HE SURRENDERED HES GOT THE FIST OF LUCK TOO!!! sniff he was my friend too

  • hahhah lo mismo pasa en halo 1 cuando tienes que huir del pillar of autumm

  • Why did you kill him if he offered you to polish your boots?

  • WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DIIIIIID YOOOOOOOOUUUU KIIIIIILL THEEEE GRUNNNNNNNNNNNT *sniff* he was my friend

  • poor grunt he surrendered and you still killed him stupid

  • the last grunt...

  • Dx DAMN YOU FLIMSY SHOCKS ON WARTHOGS!

  • Why'd you kill him?! He offered to polish your armor!

  • @Mastaord247 Ikr!

  • @Mastaord247 He's an Unggoy.... I served in the UNSC for 11 years. Ever since Halo 1 came out I killed every single one of those little monkey maggots. I killed them all with one rocket. I hated them. They destroyed Reach and Harvest....

  • @Mastaord247 1:08 KA BOOM

  • @Mastaord247 he no like clean armor!

  • @Mastaord247 cause there idiot but i keep him alive because i accecpted his offer

  • you suck!!! why did you kill the grunt!! i hate you!!

  • one reason i hate those sneaky littlie grunts

  • i guess you dont get the fist of rukt

    i did.....

  • Is there no end to the secrets in this game? out of the 4 years i've had it, this is the first time i've see this. You think you know a game..

  • G you are nice mercylessly kill the grunt after he's fineshed speaking lol good video

  • ARBITERS a FUCKING BULLY i tried to save the grunt but the arbiter killed him then i died cuz the ground fell- Fuck u arbiter!!!!!!!

  • They should make it so you can play as a brute. :)

  • my favorite part is when he hit the grunt

  • haha

    

  • GIR! lol

  • this would be better if the f*cking audio on my computer was still working.

  • I miss Halo 3... :(

  • Hey, Demon! The jerk store called, and they're all out of you! Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, waaaaaah! Okay look, if you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt. Look, I'll be the bottom. I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet! It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!

  • @kanteru1 that was kinda said about 5 months ago...

  • Poor sod. This is actually the 1st grunt i felt sorry for. The Grunts in Halo Reach are just...dicks!

  • Spartan's never die they are just talking to grunts

  • You went the long way lol

  • bungie shoud remake halo 1 and halo 2s grunts because they are cute to be funny anyway that grunt was so funny poor grunt let him live next time

  • @HALOFANspartan117 i always wondered whats going on in the head of people who write like you do.

  • you should get a hows my driving sticker on your warthog then people might watch this video

  • D< Poor grunt, if I was chief I would just grab the grunt and let him come with me to safety.

  • I know this may sound a little weird but that grunt is so cute

  • this is NOT fake i know because my friend bazinga12 was the original discoverer! sub him PLZ

  • grunts are awesome! i dont feel ashamed to say this but grunts are cute with there masks on but when i punched of the mask off............i could not sleep for 2 nights

  • its the easyist easter egg in the game if you have watched this you probaly know that

  • lol she is haywire :D

  • lol i love that grunt hes awsome pitty he had to die

  • HEY! you killed the damn grunt fuck you i love grunts FUCK YOU! whore

  • @veryverybadkitty it was that or burning to death!

  • Nice. Is he really there? Ill have to look.  And the sentinel beams rolling the hog? Thats cool.

  • Did he said..........I'll polish your boobs?

  • @GimmehPie xD

  • teh fook. masterchief gave up on humanity to see a talking grunt. wtf man =_=

  • this is sparta lol

  • you should of looked around im curious as to how the rest looks...

  • damn it it's that same gay thirsty grunt from CE who was surronded by flood bodies saying random things I thought I killed him!and why the hell is he in the very smilar level as last time!?!? >_<

  • if you let me live i'll suck your cock...i mean polish your boots!!!

  • @catch22af hahaha

  • Going around through the left is easier

  • 1:28 THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!

  • i bet he gets all the ladies talkin like that

  • @demitravich motherfucker!

  • do a beral roll bad spelling

  • how did you find it in the first place but again i need to find ds son of a gun

  • wow

  • your so mean to grunts :(

  • It's fun to get the secret mongoose and run without the arbiter on legendary

  • Estas cosas solamente lo descubren los que ya pasaron el juego como 100 veces jajaja

  • man that was cold u killed him poor grunt he would have polished ur helmet and boots

  • How the shit did you find that?

  • WTF?? LMFAO

  • Stripped at 6 and sent to the military? That must suck

  • Yay! You stealth'd the grunt.

  • 1:58 super barrel roll

  • That damn grunt has some balls

  • @Dinoman5069 I killed him to so he wont be killed by the explosion of Halo :P

  • gotta admit, the music to the grunt was perfect and epic xD and the final blow.

  • i use the gas too

  • 1:28 RIP ;(

  • dont punch him he has 1000000000000 kids to feed

  • @jakekm1 stfu dont insult his other 1000000000000 kids he loves those 2 even know they left him 4 dead for reach

  • dont all grunts talk?

  • Hey! Demon! The jerk store called, and their all out of you! Poor you! Stolen at the age of 6; then enscripted into the millitary, puhhhhhuhhhh! Look if you let me live ... I'll polish your boots! I'll pollish your helmet! It's the gas! Heh! Heh! Without the gas! I don't know what I would do half the time!

  • @Maxx4609

    lol they did steal him at age 6 they made clone replicas so his parents wouldn't know a damn th-OH MY GOD HE READ THE HALO NOVEL TOO!

  • @Pico2571 lol

  • @Maxx4609 i think its "the germ store"

  • @BoBotaker nope he is right

  • @BoBotaker No, it's the jerk store. It's taken from Seinfeld.

  • that first quote was from seinfeld

  • Poor grunt. You punted him!

  • holy shit a grunt that can actually talk u should be up for the nobel prize

  • does he look like a bitch?

    what?

    shoots his arm*

    Does he look like a motherfucking bitch?

    sobs: no! :(............

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  • yea sure just smack it of a cliff

  • @bortalas i kno aye how sad

  • so flippen cool

  • lol you pushed him off the cliff

  • Seinfeld for the win!!!

  • omg he talked AND I COULD UNDERSTAND WAT HE WAS SAYING THATS FUCKED UP

  • who descovered that?

  • that fucked up!!!!! =,,(

  • all grunts can talk!

  • grunts are so fricken cooooooool man go grunts yeah u no need topolish shoes u kill dat mutha tucker

  • he is my fav halo 3 character lol he is so funny :)

  • sweet as bro

  • wow u make it seem so hard to find the grunt when its actually the easiest thing in the world.