Gnooze: September 26, 2007

[kakaokaka]

Would you have a date with me?

[ferrariModenas]

no she wouldn't

[hunterswine]

wake up!

stand up!

speak up!

we are the people!

we are the solution!

we are the revolution!

[Sameazel]

Hey you know all the story and by the we dont need DEMS

[mostradicalmanever]

gettin high and fightin dogs. It's the American way. (no apostrophes were used in the making of this comment)

[awffle]

I enjoyed this.

[mobiltec]

They might as well eliminate the entire english language. After all,,, no one uses it properly anymore...

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

And what's more, never did.

If you think it's bad now you should have been around during the Great Vowel Shift or when people like Shakespeare were just pulling word after word out of their ass.

[gnooze]

Seriously. "Assasinate." Really Shakespeare? :) Hahaha.

[gnooze]

I guess an argument could be made that language is not static. But I like the rules.

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

The rules serve a purpose, which is why ol' Doc Johnson started making them up. The purpose, of course, is understanding.

But the rules are there to serve people, not the other way around.

The rules themselves have rules - and those rules have meta-rules; and then there are the cases that prove the rule.

Come to think of it, it's pretty unruley; in'nit?

[johnnymoondog]

LOLOLOL !!

[ZachsMind]

Do a YT search for Gnooze!

YouTube is all like, "Did you mean: gnoozle?"

What the hell's a gnoozle?

WHERE HER DOGZ AT???!!!!

[Fashnvictm]

Is it just me or does John Edwards look like John Ritter?

[sonicflyingmachine]

You rock!!

[m4ddn3ss]

I think you are really funny and I understand all your points.

[kevkro64]

The best gnooze yet!

Posted as a bulletin on MySpace.

/kevkro64

[gnooze]

Wow! Thanks! I'm happy you liked it and happy you shared!!! :D

[gavnila]

i like when she like always: "Pshu, Pshu, Pshu" with two guns. :)

WHERE MY DOGS AT!!!!

[Georgoking]

GI glove gnooze. Ghic;)

[gnooze]

Gthank gyou!  :D

[pkands]

You make me smile and laugh. I appreciate it.

[gnooze]

I am happy to do so! Thanks for watching and commenting!

[Auggie56]

I'm sorry I didn't hear what you said ? I was distracted by that mole thing on your face.

Good Hillary though !

[gnooze]

Um, thanks? I never thought it was large enough to be a distraction... *shrugs*

[Auggie56]

Just teasing ya. Not many of us have the courage to put our faces on video.

[gnooze]

Oh ok. :) I always kinda liked my mole, or beauty mark, as it has been called.

[DStyle86]

If there weren't so much subliminal & annoying messages during the video I would rate & subscribe...

oh wait: I just did... damn!

[gnooze]

We didn't mean to be subliminal or manipulative or annoying or anything... I hope you won't be annoyed on future viewing. Thanks for subscribing anyways! :D

[DStyle86]

No no, keep 'em in... otherwise I would've probably not subscribed at all *g* I'm very receptive to that kind of advertisement, lol.

[DStyle86]

I just noticed you didn't even imply a removal... oh gosh I need some coffeine... 12am over here... and now I notice I'm spamming. I'm getting depressed again. Thanks for your work!

[gnooze]

Don't get depressed! I hope you get to get some sleep soon!  :D

[caverly]

the culture-police are screwing every thing-

no apostrophes , no weed and now no "time" from the phone company when you dial p-o-p-c-o-r-n .

there is a fast breaking story that the major networks won't be carrying ,huh ? ....

[spacebroom]

Since the phone company dumbed down asterisk to "star" years ago, it is no wonder that the apostrophe is in trouble.

[gnooze]

Oh my. I hadn't even thought of that. Excellent point.

[LowBudgetPuppets]

ping

[LowBudgetPuppets]

That must have been the machine that goes bing...

To explain myself, my reply went into the nether, so I was trying to see if any post would go through. Since it showed up, I retried and apparently it's all good now...

- The Sock

[nocafeine]

I think this is the start of something beautiful. love your show, it's a bright spot in my day.

[gnooze]

:D Your comments, analogously, make mine.  Thank you!

[ender06026]

"Scuse me, scuse me, mumble mumble." Haha, loved your Office Space reference to Lumbergh. Hey, you need to wear more flair! Yah... that would be... greaaat... OMG! No more apostrophe???? Thatz a shame!

[gnooze]

Thank you! "Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, just a moment!" :D

[caverly]

Totally inspired and getting even BETTER all the time , Marta ~ ~

you are so adorable ; we'd all love to take you home and play all day with you.

Getting to visit every single day with you also works great :-} we can't ever get enough of you ! thank you for SHOWING up in our lives and giving so much ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

they can take the apostrophe and dogs but do leave us wave-line and grass , please.

oops, hope NASA isn't listening in , duh .....

[StillCoolock]

How many is there in a "slew"?

[gnooze]

American Heritage Dictionary

slew 1 also slue (slōō) 

n. Informal

A large amount or number; a lot: a slew of unpaid bills

So, yeah. A lot. :)

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

It's an archaic form of "shitload."

[seanmcallyn]

There are no apostrophes in America. We don't have that phenomenon. I don't know who told you we did.

[trevb38]

"Where my GNOOZE at, YO!" :)

[goobersayshey]

"WHERE MY DOGS AT!" LOL...

[mike8494]

I Love the gun thing. Marta you are the best keep up the good work thanks for your news.... (-: Mike

[gnooze]

Thanks Mike!  Hope you're having a great day!

[neabear77]

good grief 190 billion?! Choke us to death! They are already raping us at the pump. And Vick is under a curfew?? He needs to be behind bars!

[gnooze]

Vick is disgusting. When I was looking for pictures of him, I found some of dogs who had participating in fighting and it made me cry. I just don't understand. Dogs are made of awesome. How could anyone do that?

[neabear77]

Made of awesome......OH wow, Thats so jokes! :)

[SkaKid0606]

Where My Dogs AT!? priceless, thats a classic haha

[gnooze]

Glad you liked it!

[SkaKid0606]

I saw a guy wearing a Vick jersey today....I'm going to get straight to the point, I used your line....there was alot of laughs and one very red face.

[qiranger]

Awesome Marta!

*shoot* *shoot* *shoot* Democracy... Yeah! *Jazz Hands*

[gnooze]

:D Thank you Qiranger!

[Larryk12308]

There was a debate last night? oh maaaan!

Well there's always the replay at C-SPAN online.

Good John Edwards impersonation BTW

[gnooze]

Hey thanks... I was recently struck by the fact that he sorta reminds me of a whiny younger brother who wants to play.

[LowBudgetPuppets]

OfficeSpace! M'Kay! ...another favorite.

Can't find that apostrophe thing on google newz. Maybe we can just skip a few steps and move straight to shorthand? zOMFg lolerz !!!1112

- The Sock

"PC Load Letter? What the f**k does that mean?"

[gnooze]

See - look at that Sock: you wouldn't be able to type Lumbergh's signature phrase without the help of the apostrophe!

[LowBudgetPuppets]

I'm all for keeping apostrophes. They save me like 4-5 letters a day. They are also essential for writing weird sci-fi names. ... not that I used to read that kind of stuff... (cough)(hack)

I might be able to get away with typing mmmkay or umkay or something though... I could check with Van Dreesen and Mr. Macky to see how they spell it too.

I'ts not the end of the world either way. You may have noticed that I would pit fight for my ellipses though... :P

- The Sock

[gnooze]

Oh geez... I'd die without ellipses. And colons. Just to be clear: I love colons. One more thing the apostrophe is great for is writing a cockney British accent. For example, 'ello, I s'pose this is 'bout the...

[LowBudgetPuppets]

Colons huh? ... I just thought of a Chris Crocker joke but I'm going to refrain...

British accent is a good point. I think it works for hick-speak also. And Pirates. Ahr.

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

I have been accussed of over using ellipses. They're seriously cool.

I note, however, that you do not mention the semicolon. It needs saving. Please use moar semicolons. kthxby.

[LowBudgetPuppets]

I'm not sure I even know when to appropriately use semi-colons other than extremely long lists with some sort of division... I tend to type them by accident instead of aposrophes though, does that count?

- The Sock

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Dude! That's like the difference between taking a couple of 50mm rounds hitting the beach at Anzio and going hunting for frozen turkeys with Dick Cheney.

[jenzatron]

ELIMINATING THE APOSTROPHE? IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT! Gaaaaaaaaargh!

[qiranger]

So true!

[gnooze]

Tell me about it! What's next? The comma?

[martinirevenge]

Marta Costello You are the best... I love watching your videos... You are just toooooo funny... I can not give you an A+++++++++ so I will give you the highest vote that youtube allows me...Take Care....Thanks...

[gnooze]

Hey thanks martinirevenge! You're nice!  I'm so happy you like the show!

[ptrptms]

You can have my apostrophy when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

[gnooze]

Agreed.

[AlterEgoTrip]

Oh but you are so naughty!!! Brilliant but I can see that sense of humour probably got you into some trouble in school :).. well if they couldn't take a joke, well #%&!!! them!

I agree with CRNFAllyKat... you make people actually care about the news, and put it into perspective, I mean, you got to have a laugh, right? :) Brilliant as usual Marta!

[gnooze]

I was paralyzingly shy until adulthood. No trouble in school except the occasional "Marta is a joy to have in class though she talks too much." :) I never liked to make a spectacle of myself, but I would talk your ear off.

[Rudifett]

!!!!!!!!!!

[gnooze]

And how!

[TheGiantRobot]

No apostrophe? Who is this, a coalition of WoW players?

[gnooze]

It's the linguists!

[TheGiantRobot]

Are you for real? I can't find that in the news. And, Marta, I hope you don't forget to use the new albino koala they found :3

[megamandapop]

But we neeeed the apostrophe!!! =(

[gnooze]

I agree! I mean, I suppose you would glean the meaning without it, but I enjoy the sense of superiority I derive from using them correctly. :) Hahaha

[Zenobios]

What? the apostrophe?? where did you hear that? that's awesome.

[milesmoose]

"Dagnabbit!"

LMAO!

Marta Costello your the best!

I told all my friends about you and they love you!

Could you please please please gimme a shout out in your next video!

<3

Your soon to be "Number One Fan"

MilesMoose!

[gnooze]

Hiya milesmoose! Thanks for telling all your friends about Gnooze! :D

[CRNFAllyKat]

"Where's my dogs at?" HAHAHAHAHAH! I love you take on the news. If Fox and CNN were more like you people might care about watching the news.

[gnooze]

Thanks for the kind words!