Church Boredom - Comedy Time

[jennylover456]

ive only recently had those freaks knock on my door..ugh...didnt hear the 144 thousand speech though xD

[futurebestseller84]

knitting an afghan lol...

[t3hsniper]

Hey, Kermit the frog likes boobs too!

[Refining1]

The Jesus on the cross joke was HILARIOUS, and it wasn't disrespectful like most comedy.

[muham8]

weak crowd.

[RuskePerson]

I chuckled a bit, but I get annoyed when someone who is religious makes fun of another religion. Unless you can perfectly justify your OWN insane beliefs, you have no right to mock other people's unjustified insane beliefs.

[JL192com]

Mix of: everybody loves Raymond and kermit the frog :)

[NefariousNarcissist7]

Lol at Jesus at the cross....Hahaha

[yamashitaboy]

he IS kermit the frog..

[hotdogs35758]

boooorinnnggg

[me86680]

best puchline for this bit: Hef: "I should have picked Muslim!"

[ze000ez]

hey KERMIT

[ncfwhitetigress]

no he does not sound like kermit the frog wtf are all these commenters talking about

[angelialvares]

nice! I agree about the long boring sermons. If he came to one of our churches in TamilNadu (south India) the priest is not only long but he shouts his sermon into a loud amplified system and bores a hole in your eardrums!

[spaNk1in]

Guy sounds like Kermit the Frog

[Bladepaw18]

all his other jokes made sense aside from Hefner. He helped degrade women globally because of Playboy, so unless he repents, I don't think they're gonna press the "up button" for him on the afterlife elevator.

[me86680]

@Bladepaw18 don't forget to not judge. see you in make believe hell.

[Bladepaw18]

@me86680 I'm not judging anyone. It's just facts: if you help contribute to a sinful life willfully, you're in a seriously bad position spiritually. And that always ends in a bad judgment unless you truly repent for what you did. If you have a problem with that truth, that's just tough. I'm not here to please your ego or ideas. I'm here to speak my mind.

[Mwz92]

wrongg hahhaa

[missemsnitchesss]

well hello kermit.

[m420j51]

ha...damm...i had'nt even thought about it till u guys mentioned it......now i can't get kermit out the picture lol

[GAMEZxGRINDCOREFTW]

lol jesus check his watch

[lltjay4]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol he realllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllly does sound like my man kermit

[Jesussaves1980]

He wasnt funny and he does sound like Kermit the Frog.

[Ci3lO]

LOL @ friendxorxfoe, YOUR SO RIGHT!!! it makes it alot funnier too LOL

[friendxorxfoe]

omg why does he sound like kermit?

[jackieblack257]

He sounds like Kermit the Frog....kinda weird for me....

[hotsizzleakadafizz]

LMFAOOO he doesss

[teenytinyapple]

lol yeah!

btw ur username reminds me of hotdogs and pepsi.

[hotsizzleakadafizz]

LOLL it's supposed to be the streetball player Hot Sauce.

[Edwardcbiv]

Dude, someone in this world knows And1 besides me? lol

[hotsizzleakadafizz]

lmaooo i love and1 they come hard!

[Edwardcbiv]

That sounds wrong.

[hotsizzleakadafizz]

b ur gay...how u gon make shit sound gay for! fuck outta here!

[Razzivell]

He took that church joke from Jim Gaffigan. He took that grandma joke, 144, 000 one, and I'm pretty sure the Hugh Hefner one from Carlos Mencia. Comedians do take alot from each other, but you should atleast have a few of your own jokes, too. I've felt like I've already seen this entire act.

[heyy0you]

so true about hugh hefner...! this guy was alright but the croud seemed pretty dead... sucks fer him!

[Demineralize]

Wow... The same exact joke about jesus being on the cross looking at his watch has been used before on comic view... This guy needs to make his own jokes...

[WorshipInTruth]

demineralize, if you havent noticed, comedians use the same jokes as each other constantly.

[RantNRavinFection]

lol so true

religion humor is great....too many oversensitive pussies get offended, grow the fuck up.

[trobulz69]

haha

omg he sounds like

kermit the frog lol XD

[blojoker]

the joke for 144000 is a rip off from carlos mencia

[omgihavenoidea]

he sounds liek a frog... that kerbit thing??

[annelam07]

omg..wth ..greek orthodontist?? right..

this gig ISNT funny..

[ieatnuggetswithafork]

it's a joke off the greek orthodox sect of Christianity.

[bowdendavid]

This guy sounds exactly like kermit the frog

[OneManWolfPak]

@bowdendavid ..hes a hack too

[psmatrix]

Borin enough

[tinabina2487]

hahaha..."i'm catholic and she's...wrong."

[gabyandsammyshow8]

this guy is sooo ignorent, he should learn more about the jehova's witness before he starts making jokes about them. And no! not only 144,000 ppl get into heaven, he just has it all mixed up...

[devileh]

You're ignorant, no offence:P

Listen, it's a standup routine.

He says stuff people will find funny, not necessarily what he believes in or thinks.

Learn to take life less serious.

[TheSameYellowToy]

i believe that everyone can go 2 heaven if they wanna. im catholic : D

[lolPantsProductions]

So, how many people do get into heaven then?

[Hrivera777]

lol

[igotapochahontas]

yeah thats funny but hes misinformed about catholics and jehovahs witnesses

[Thetaquo]

He doesn't really say much, but i have read some JW material that has said something about 100,000 spaces in heaven. And sermons in Catholic Masses can get extremely unnecessarily long. So I don't think he's wrong about what he's talking about. It was probably just the guy he met that was misinformed..

[carmello333]

lol thats so true about hef

[kuihkun]

the hugh hefner one was cool....lol

[sarahewright9]

some preachers let it drag on and then they have the nerve to ask what time it is. you just wanna say, "forget the time, look at the calendar!"

but if God's there, it's all good.

[archivesbc]

Geepers people, read the title:"Church Boredom". If you don't like religion jokes - don't watch!

Between the cross joke and the "Gladis!" one - he's GOOD!

[DiscoCat1019]

Thank you!

Read the title!

[leahsdabomb]

KERMIT THE FROG

[FearDotInc]

Funny...

But erm...miss piggy...

[deathrebel93]

the cross thing made me laugh

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

This is funny, except there isnt anything after you die...other then that 4/5

[tiuric77]

3 stars worth of funny!!!! Well maybe 2 and a half but I let him slide with 3!! That's some compitent work!!

[SupaSexySnake287]

mmm... didnt really need the jesus jokes

[heIium37]

Lol he sounds lik

e kermit the frog!!!!! very funny!!

[LatinoB369]

i know right

[l0VECHilD88]

Lol yeah he does xD

Funny guy.

[Enveejay]

made me laughh...

[tattooking]

Jesus jokes.....o.k

[mookie32155]

1st

[gallya]

6th

[thebigsheepman]

78th! SCORE!!

[skyhighrocket101]

im the third

[FrazMedia]

2nd

[snedz10]

nobb haahahah