Mock the Week Preview - Things A Sports Commentator Would Never Say - Series 7 Episode 4 - BBC Two

[FutureAbe]

I've literally watched these sketches for hours, and Im still finding new ones

[Boycini9]

"Overpaid, Overpaid knocks it onto Overrated, Overrated onto Possible Rapist, Possible Rapist knocks it forward, Closet Gay, GOOOOOAALLL!!!"

[BekksRich]

Bahaha Adam <3 They wouldn't have if they hadn't cheated. ;)

[DeanMW29497]

predator!

[paulSAYERable]

the last one from frakie was genius

[AlexPlaysDrumsGodly]

I would have loved Stephen Hawking in Robot Wars.

[ThisNameWasntUs3d]

What about 'Ireland has just won a game of football'

[Punisher1591881]

Adam Hills ! :)

[MrNusecus]

Rooney is all of them 2:05

[89deadlock]

i stopped watching when franky left he is the only one who really made me laugh on this show

[MrKurokirin]

really miss Frankie Boyle T.T

[Frodojo111]

I'M PRETTY SURE ENGLAND WON THE LAST ASHES!!!!!

[Grazikon]

lol Royal Rumble

[daartofwar818]

over payed, over payed knocks it on to over rated, over rated onto possible rapist, possible rapist knocks it forward, closet gay. GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pcvideogamer]

Frankie should do that cracker joke he does... oh whats her name... face like a spoon, sporty TV woman... she's not on anymore, ahh it's on the tip of my tongue

[RPGvsJUSTINBIEBER]

@pcvideogamer rebecca adlington?

[pcvideogamer]

@RPGvsJUSTINBIEBER yes thats it... i think :)

[MCBC848]

Over payed knocks it on to overated, overated passes it to possible rapist, knocks it forward, spmething gay, GOAL!

[zeesta13]

Just about choked to death on my own spit after the formula 1 joke!

[jeg3009]

'and England have won the ashes' - I tell you what we showed him what's what!

[sometart]

@jeg3009 Yes, good job on that.

[MrHowToDoIt]

Frankie truly is a comic genius. That last one... absolute killer!

[OnlyTeish]

Adam Hills. For the win.

[SchwarzeWitwe2]

@OnlyTeish Hear hear!

[qwopiretyu]

Lmao Royal Rumble

[samjharries]

2:04

[TheN4DIA]

I luv Mock The Week <3



[Se1ander]

Last IS best....

[samjharries]

1:33



[masonstade]

Thats the guy who tried to suck me off the other day in the wimbledon washrooms, that one who just served...Venus Williams ;)

[pimpmyllama217]

predator defo

[masterguitardude]

Like*

[masterguitardude]

The baldy sounds so much lime Harry hill

[codeyday]

@masterguitardude 'The Baldy'....? DON'T CALL HIM THAT! HE'S 'MY' BALDY! MINE!

[masterguitardude]

@codeyday okay then the guy with no hair sounds like harry hill is that good enough? =-[)

[Sockinatoro]

Better if Frankie said 'Closet Gay' scores?

[samtheman485]

@fluffytailz3000 read the title dumbass

[TheOJmartin]

stephen hawkins: readyy

[UkMLGplayeR]

1000th LIKE!!!

[DaleAdam94]

frankie boyle you massive scotch legend!

[DaleAdam94]

he's great with a dead ball, when i had one i couldnt sit down for a week! :L

[manz92]

@fluffytailz3000 becuase its unlikely things to hear

[joe89nufc]

and from left to right its no, no, yes, maybe, from behind, defiantly not

[mac2552u]

but england won the ashes that year... 

[legspinner]

@mac2552u this show was recorded before the end of the series

[heaphcakes1988]

we want Frankie back!!!show the thumbs up people

[Kainthemain]

@heaphcakes1988 the show is nothing without him

[Alexmo555]

@heaphcakes1988 Get it through your head! He's not coming back! If he wants to he will, but he probably doesn't!

[TheGreyMan93]

@heaphcakes1988 Are you implying that that'll make the slightest difference?

[heaphcakes1988]

@TheGreyMan93 are you implying that the show is better without him?

[TheGreyMan93]

@heaphcakes1988 Are you implying that's what I said?

[stalhein61]

@heaphcakes1988

Nah... he said he mocked the shit out of the week, lets just let him go.

[mikeymikemikey1]

@heaphcakes1988 he really did make this show

[NoGloveNoLove18]

If u pause it at 0:55 ... the expression on frankie's face looks quite funny =]

[sg238]

Venus Williams has brought something different to the women's game..

Male Genitalia.

[GamerInari]

for some reason, i find the racist jokes the funniest

i'm not racist, i can just take a joke, even if its about scotland

...WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT KILTS?!?!?! I'LL KILL YOU YOU RACIST BASTARD!!!

but seriously, stop taking racism seriously, its just a bit of harmless fun most of the time

[bieberbabe7810]

ENGLAND HAVE ONE THE ASHES

LOLZ

[IttzOnlyLorii]

and england have won the ashes.

rofl, im engish, and I can see how this is funnny ;o

[andrewlawrence2209]

"And England have won the Ashes." Even though I'm English, I see the funny side of this.

[SuperForzee]

1:54 easily best joke

[deanbrickland]

''orepaid knocks it on to over rated, over reated passes it to possible reapist,passes it to closet gay, GOAAL!!''

[TumasMuscat]

Anyone notice these clips end with Frankie Boyle every time?

[lilmisslollyboo]

adam hills was blatantly jealous :P

[zizouboy2]

i dont find andy parsons funny either

[LokkerG]

It took me a little while to understand the last joke: He's describing players that fit those descriptions... and don't durr me on this; some jokes aren't universal.

[AndrosForever]

@LokkerG durr

[SMAXZO]

How much does this guy weigh?

[Braddles5000]

ADAM HILLS !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO TRUE !

[shetingles]

I really dont find Andy Parsons funny.

[SchwarzeWitwe2]

<3 Adam Hills.

[RandomShinigami7]

press 5

[ImmortalMonkeyX]

@RandomShinigami7 Thanks for that :D

[AwesomesaurusIsland]

er fail about england and the ashes :/

[ArbitersTrustySword]

i know frankie's hilarious but hugh, russel andy and milton also say really good

things too.

MILTON IS THE KING OF ONE LINERS! (I know he wasnt in this episode)

[tenchy88]

And its bad news for the USA.. English football is better than American football

[LBgashead87]

england did win the ashes and i think it was down under aswell was it not ha ha

[Songsmirth]

The one in the glasses and the kid are the most talented. The last bit was very clever to be made up on the spot. He should be writing for the Big Bang Theory! I think they'd both fit right in. :) And I don't understand the joke that got boooed about the ashes?? Would someone take a minute to explain it to a Yank? Thanks. :) Songsmirth

[planstore]

@Songsmirth Things A Sports Commentator Would Never Say "And England have won the Ashes"

The Ashes is a Cricket game between England and Australia(England Junior)

That comedian is Australian.

That should now be clear. Clearer than Cricket anyway....

[OlirockCP]

@planstore the ashes joke is pretty stupid to be honest, england have won the ashes before so its not like australia are going to win every ashes.

[Songsmirth]

@planstore lol Thanks and you're right, I'll never get cricket! I was at Wimbleton one year and a P.E. teacher had ditched to come.She saw hawkers trying to sell me ticket and pulled me aside. We both teach so she got me in! Then she tried to explain it to me."Why the word, "love?"" An older, grey haired lady in front of us turned around and said, "I've never thought about it but it does seem rather silly doesn't it?" We all laughed. Wonderful to watch though. A miracle as I'd gone on a whim.

[randomface54]

The real ROYAL RUMBLE: Camilla vs Elizabeth II Lets be honest, who wouldn't pay good money to see that. I know I'll be watching it, from the Tower of London where I will no doubt be held on charges of treason for posting this comment.

[pacificbeauty]

LOL steven hawkin ones and england wining ashes lol

[RAWR1239rs]

"and now for the 100m womans final and from left to right, no no, maybe, yes , maybe from behind, definitely not" Too funny, I must have repeated that joke about 100 times now :P

[MrAshcat]

Should be: And Ricky Ponting has hit a score above 20!

[LilLouise18]

"And England have won the Ahses!"

Eat your words, Hills!

[tintiringa]

I really hate it when people say Stephen HawkingS. It's Hawking for fks sake.

[dim432]

AND ENGLAND WON THE ASHES!!!! THEY DID !

[imperialcommisar]

@dim432 He knows...its a pun

[MeLissABakEr11]

lol at the way russell says 'ready' for steven hawking :P

[TheFrenzy02]

0:30 thats the funniest joke i've ever heard

[DiscombobulatedDavid]

england did win the ashes xD

[mufc707]

Overpaid overpaid knocks it on to overrated

overrated knocks it on to possible rapist

possible rapist knocks it forward

closet gay GOAALLL !! LMFAOO

[abi24]

@mufc707 frankie boyle has just summed up my entire opinion and understanding of football

[EchelonIL]

@mufc707 and that sums up Chelsea FC

[LokkerG]

@mufc707 That sounds like a very unpopular football team...

[uberglocken]

@mufc707 frankie is king !

[mrkd2k10]

wheres the water polo joke? :O

[Sn0000pdogg]

Here a suggestion:

I bet she know all about the offside rule...

[MarcusZeusXD]

ENGLAND WON THE ASHES NOW MWUHAHA =P

[IoEstasCedonta]

"Hawkins"?

[EuskaltelEuskadi]

@IoEstasCedonta look up who Stephen Hawking is

[DigitalBookWorm]

@EuskaltelEuskadi

I think loEstasCedonta was pointing out that he put an "S" behind Hawking. A lot of people do that for some reason.

[MrWickedjay]

now thats what we call a royal rumble

[nirjhor14101989]

frankie boyle is going to get it one day. btw. he is funny.

[boffgirl]

maybe it should be, and australia has won the ashes

[crazyrebelliouschick]

@boffgirl pfft, It''s the first time England has won in 24 years, get over yourself :P

[alhez]

@crazyrebelliouschick nope England won the ashes before this one. It was 24 years since they'd won it when playing in Austalia...

[Redheadfury]

@crazyrebelliouschick Not hence why we RETAINED the Ashes instead of Winning them.

What do you call a World Class Australian Cricketer? ... Retired

[Kerorofan1990]

American here. Can someone please explain the english winning the ashes thing? I don't get it.

[swollower]

@Kerorofan1990 The Ashes is a cricket trophy played for between england and australia. Funnily enough england have won it for the last two years.

[Kerorofan1990]

@swollower

Thank you. :)

[sarahsayswoof]

ADAM YOU SEXY BEAST.

[thirdlegUK]

what do you call an australian whos good with a bat? a vet

[crazyrebelliouschick]

@thirdlegUK HAHAH, awesome :D

[xxmehmahcookiesxx]

"And England have won the Ashes."

We have now wanker! xD

(NB: I do like Adam Hill actually, so don't give me hate for that.)

[dim432]

AND ENGLAND WON THE ASHES

[mattsc100]

Alien- defo!

[TheNeonrose02]

ROYAL RUMBLEEEEEEE

[freestylepigeon]

weeyyy suck it adam hills!!

[TekkenFan13]

Predator!!!!!!

[MrAaron1573]

ALIEN!

[bigboredthing]

haha 'and england have won the ashes' Yes, they sure have. Twice. In a row. Well done team england. no offence to the Aussie guy, me being part aussie...

[RyanLFC86]

Wouldn't mind upper cutting Andy Parsons

[Joseph3666]

@RyanLFC86 he's a legend!

[RyanLFC86]

@Joseph3666 meh each to there own i suppose

[youn3619]

jimmy white lol

[LfCboy2Dave]

guess who's gonna win the ashes now you fucking aussie cunt

[supaoblivion13]

Frankie Boyle = Captain Racist

[jamiewaugh13]

Welcome to robot wars cruncher READY steven hawking ready

[Szabmeister]

that last one is the best...frankie's a genius

[blahfaceman17]

Adam Hills=Aussie Legend

And England have won the ashes....

[madsciiscrazy]

@blahfaceman17 he knew it was an amazing joke and he stuck to it even tho he knew he'd be boo'd XD

[joe89nufc]

@blahfaceman17 im no cricket fan, i think the game is boring as fuck, but i watch Sky Sports News and England did win the ashes so what are u on about mate?

[jayjaygordan]

@joe89nufc The Ashes do happen more than once...



[joe89nufc]

@jayjaygordan is that your excuse for not winning?

[djh951]

''the queen smashes Camilla in the face, and prince phillip hits her with a hammer! this is what i call, a roal rumble!''

[TheDoctorwhofan456]

@djh951 Royal Rumble

[djh951]

@TheDoctorwhofan456 Im only human.

[TheDoctorwhofan456]

@djh951 As am I

[1994liverpoolrule]

No,No,Yes,Maybe,From Behind, Defiantly Not! LOL

[1994liverpoolrule]

This is Frankie Boyle at his funniest lol

[frankielegendboyle]

"No,No, Yes, Maybe, From Behind, Definately Not!" rofl

[Tony2826]

"Which is better, Alien or Predator?"

Alien. Definetly Alien.

[19NaVi72]

Goddamn, Frankie is absolutely brilliant.

[MotorsportMonster]

More like "And England have won the World Cup!" LOL

[rugbyking32]

@MotorsportMonster 2003 rugby world cup we won :D

[MotorsportMonster]

@rugbyking32 Hehe, but I mean the football lol :D

[rugbyking32]

@MotorsportMonster lol :D

[dim432]

hears comes michael schumacher (engine roasrs)

Hear comes prince charles (EUGH!!!!)

Hear comes princess diana (crash)

[CardinalDextrous83]

It's Stephen HAWKING. Why does everyone get his name wrong?

[bayi159357]

@CardinalDextrous83 What do they say then? o.O

[niclasjt]

@CardinalDextrous83 Same principle as the telephone game. How many people do you figure have read his books? Let's just be pleased an eminently intelligent mind is appreciated widely and to the extent that so many get his name nearly right. :-)

[dim432]

Bring Robot wars Back

[LiiVeRp0OL]

Welcome to robot wars CRUNCHER ready stephen hawkins re-ad-y. LOL

[TVYazzy]

russel howard is fantASTIC X

[Fullperson]

predator all the way

[legendbeef1992]

And that bloody smear is the reason you don't see a lot of streakers in formula 1 ...... Lol

[pme96]

Frankie Boyle = Evil Genius!

[dragonsflame35]

@pme96 Agreed!!!!!!!!!!

[Songsmirth]

@pme96 Is he the one in the glasses Pme? Do you know who the blond is? Thanks.

[noelzy619]

@Songsmirth blonde is russel howard

[OnlyVideoGuyOnEarth]

@Songsmirth Russell Howard

[RyanLFC86]

Haha fair play to the Aussie!!

[HaloPlayer96]

0:42 is so wrong, we won them last year, and as far as im aware, they haven't started yet

[amc204]

@HaloPlayer96 - this was recorded while last year's Ashes were taking place

[epidawg]

and england have won the World Cup!!

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

@freemasonxxx just making a point ffs. i mean how stupid would someone have to be to spell england wrong...PMSL....endland HAAAAAAHAAA thats fkn hilarious

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

@HaloCrazi omfg u spelt england wrong LMFAO RETARD

[freemasonxxx]

@HARDCOREADDICT100 omfg shut the fuck up no one cares,

[t2p]

FRANKIE MOTHER FUCKING BOYLE FTW WHOOO !!!

[bigbob572]

"And welcome to Robot Wars! Crusher?"

"READY!"

"Steven Hawking?"

" (Robot voice) Ready"

PMSL

[94harrit]

@CAWdeaconbomb they wont win the ashes

[Omgosh120]

adam hills FTW!!!

[BigManKane97]

And Green Blocks The Goal

[DJxBash]

AND THE BALL HAS CROSSED THE LINE!!!!!! Oh wait....

[skutter11]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha =DDD

[Runescape01Sara]

iv got 1, england win the world cup on pens

[KunamatheSilverFilly]

@CAWdeaconbomb

Coral doesn't eat people.

Out of all the carnivorous, poisonous, venomous things that live in this country, the many landmarks off which you could throw someone, the insults you could fling at Adam Hills, all you could think of was an exceptionally large growth of coral...?

[gruntguy007]

@CAWdeaconbomb well you bet wrong, give me your life savings of £3. People like you are waste of space