100 YO MAMA JOKES

[fireman10260]

yo mama so stupid she named her house butt and her son crack she called the cops and she said i lost my crack in my butt!

[theajtruth]

RE:

"YO mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said who threw that rock."

Damn his MAMA must be CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!

[ssJlevel100]

yo momma so ugly even Medusa turned into stone. yo momma is so ugly she's the reason 9/11 happened. yo momma so ugly King Kong got jealous.

[hunterjacob2]

Your momma is so dumb she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy.

[FilipinoShadow143]

yo moma so fat and black when she went the beach people thoutht she was the great oil spell

[Owlfeather3266184]

give me thumbs up if u like those yo mama jokes i made up

[Owlfeather3266184]

man i mad up these two yo mama jokes here it goes yo mama's teeth r so yellow i though sh had a bannana peel in her mouth,numba 2 yo mama's so fat the only song she knows i badababa baa im lovin it



[tiffyspoon]

your mom so fat win she did a pushup she did not go uo the eath went down

[blandsglitches1]

how about yo mama so stupid she gave birth to a freak who sucks his dick ha

[BUDDY63131]

your muma is so fat that when you take a pichure of her its still printing

YEAH! your muma is so fat that she hangs her close on the hourbor BRIGE

your muma is so fat that they had to use 5 crans and 6 helecpters to lift her up OHH YEAAH!!!

your muma is so fat she cant even see her OWN FEET

your muma is so ugly that EVEN the preist ADminited iT!

YEAHH!!

your muma is so ugly that even her kids couldent recernized her OH YEAH BABAY!!!!

your muma is so fat that when god made light he said move over

[darkfear01]

yo mama so fat even a master ball couldnt catch her

[hellcadet5]

your mom is so fat the she tripped and fell out of orbit

[MrJoedahoe12]

yo mammas like a microwave even a 4 year old can turn her on!

[wsterzinger]

go to school



[soniamorales100]

your momma so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved

[soniamorales100]

lol that ode funnny

[lmahler2308]

yo mama so ugly bob the builder came along and said I cant fix that

[JassieUBumm]

okay we get it "their" mom is fat okay played out jokes -yawn-

[1boltboy]

I have one. Yo mama so black when she got out of her car the check oil light came on

[baconator241]

your mamas so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

your mamas so old she has a autographed copy of the bible

your mamas so fat she's fatter than youuuuuuuu!

your mamas so dumb that when she got locked in a bed store, she slept on the floor

your mamas so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

your mamas so fat that when she got on a talking scale it said "you are the proper wieght, for an aircraft carrier!

[11yearoldpilot]

yo mama so fat she doesnt fit in to this joke.......that is something you say to end a yo mama battle

[11yearoldpilot]

yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apologie letter from the condom factory.......beat that

[thedarel1]

yo mammas so stupid she swollowed a dime twisted her nipple and waited for a gum ball to pop out

[thedarel1]

yo mamma is like a light switch even a five year old can tern her on

[awesome1cheese]

yo mamma so ugly when someone paints her portrait, it looks terrible no matter how realistic it is

[TheCoolMan771]

yo momma so fat she sat on Walmart and lowerd the prices

[SUPERBARBIE4EVA12]

yo momma so old when u say act like ur age she died

[SUPERBARBIE4EVA12]

yo momma so fat when she goes on a scale it says to be continued

[zainejerkaholic]

yo momma so stupid she brung a huge spoon to da superbowl

[dtd1231]

yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 it was on the scales

[dtd1231]

yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a food market and starved

[dtd1231]

type-o



[dtd1231]

yo mamma is so stupid you said it was chli outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon

[KSAJproductions]

You said the same thing twice

[KSAJproductions]

Yo mamma so stupid she threw a rock at the sidewalk and missed.

[KSAJproductions]

I made this one up it is not that funny:

Yo mamma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest she got disqulifed for being a professional. Like i said its not that good.

[soniamorales100]

dont worry i think its pretty good



[KSAJproductions]

Yo mamma so fat when she put on a yellow jaket and went outside someone yelled 'HEY TAXI'!

[whiggarichproduction]

yo mama so fat you can slap her ass and ride the waves

[DreamerDevil98]

yo mamma so slutty santa slapped her for being a hoe hoe hoe. yo mamma so poor when i went to yo house and asked "whats for dinner?" yo mamma spread her legs and said "crabs" then pointed to her teeth and said "with butter". yo mammas nipples sag with such severity the famous artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

[Sammi2898]

ur mamas so stupid wen she saw a bus full of white people she said stop that twinkie

[Sammi2898]

yo mamas so stupid she stuck 2 quarters in he ear nd said she was lisenting 2 50 cent

[megapix3]

heres one for ya.............your mammas so fat when she went to the movies she sat next 2 everyone

[dragonclops]

yo moma so stupid she rang the taco bell

[justabeginner1000]

yo mamma so stupid she thought tacobell was a mexican phonecompany

[firepikulski101]

yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

[firepikulski101]

yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry

[101jovy]

yo mama so fat when she sky dived over japan, the japanese thought it was world war to all over again!!!

[mrawesomeapples12345]

Yo momma is so ugly even bob the builder said I cant fix that

[iiChimaruLovesChu]

your momma is so stupid she froze in the oven!!!

your momma is so stupid she has a heat stroke in the deep freezer.

[xXMarioXx33]

yo momma is so stupid she went outside found two batteries she took it up her ass and said I GOT THE POWER

[blackwolak]

yo momma so fat fast food became slow

[petlove115]

yo mama so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said "i cant fix that!"

[ThePackersSuck19]

Your mama so fat the only thing keeping her from mcdonalds is the door

[bnoelhale]

yo mamma so poor she walks down the street with one shoe and when someone asks her if she lost a shoe she says no i found one

[EliasTheClaw]

@789598shane thanks man. nice joke you too!

[discodemon666]

yo momma so ugly she looked at the mirror her reflection ran away in fear

[JTRAN99]

yo mama so fat when i jump on her i gave god a hi 5

[Bcpainkiller1998]

Yo momma so fat Dora cant explore her

[789598shane]

yo mama so fat we had to take to big lots to find her dress size

[Gabe121stuff]

yo mama so short she hangglidies on a doritto

[EliasTheClaw]

yo mama so old cavemen stole her wheel idea

[EliasTheClaw]

yo mama so greasy she uses bacon for bandages

[789598shane]

@EliasTheClaw nice joke

[EliasTheClaw]

yo mama so fat she did a cannonball and caused the tsunami wave in japan!

[nml2327]

yo mama so fat after sex i rolled over twice and i was reported missing

[789598shane]

@nml2327 nice joke dude you should read the 1 i made up the names 789598shane

[cosmicflamedude]

yo mama so fat she sat on her ipod and created the ipad

[warrior99513]

your mama so stupid she put a piece of paper on the t.v. and called it paperview

[warrior99513]

your mama so fat last time she saw 90210 was on a SCALE!!!

your mama so ugly when she plays MORTAL KOMBAT scorpion says STAY OVER THERE!!!

your mama so fat that when she died she broke the stairway to heaven

your mama so fat she needs two watches for each time zone shes in

[lauriemama]

yo mamas so stupid, she asked what the number for 911 was... :D

[swagboy202]

yo mama so fat when she walked past the tv you missed two movies and three commercials

[GMAN173100]

yo mama is so fat she look like a map on call of duty

[eliasgarcia2002]

yo mamma is so ugly when your first met her was at the dog pound

[x360xKILLSHOTxMODZx]

scale**



[x360xKILLSHOTxMODZx]

yo mamma so fat, her scaale says,"to be continued!"

[x360xKILLSHOTxMODZx]

yo mamma so fat , when she sat down on the toilet it sang,"ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me!

[ericspears1000]

yo momma so stupid, she got locked up in a grocery store and starved for the night!

[MrPizzaCheeseburger]

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the ugly competition, they said, "Sorry, no professionals".

[kasonXD]

yo mama is like a microwave...even a 4 year old can turn her on

[kasonXD]

yo mama so ugly...her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom company for the condom breaking

[1SHOT1KILL33]

yo mama so fat.. she has to drive a spendex car!!

[calvin6756]

yo mama so fat that god said there was no room in heaven and that there was no room in hell.

[calvin6756]

yo mama so old when she farted dust came out

[bendle01]

yo momma so stupid she waited at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

[Jke1534]

your mama so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store

[1sabreskid]

yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry

[eliasgarcia2002]

yo mamma is so ugly they didn't have to give her a costume for rise of the planet apes

[derykrivera]

yo mama is so ugly it looks like someone crawled on her face and did the stanky leg

[kekecheer123]

your mama so poor i went in her house and lighted a match bugs started singing clap your hands stop you feet praise the lord cause we got heat

[rockeysocks2]

your moma is so ygley she cant even get a date off the calender

[thesexyhispanic1]

Yo momma is so stupid when she died god couldnt even lift her soul up. haha

[eastchick1]

your mums so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

[Xxcookiesgorawrx]

Yo mama is so fat she married burger king and it got turned to burger queen

[Xxcookiesgorawrx]

Yo mama is so fat she tripped over walmart and landed on target

[Snyperjet07]

yo mamma is so stupid when the twin towers fell she said "don't worry guys i got tape"

[Tienngo123]

yo mamma so stupid when she put an X on a box she said "i'm playing an X box".

[beyblader3308]

yo momma so stupid when she went to gamestop she saw call of duty but she tough it said call of naked.

[MarichenLehman]

Yo mommas so stupid she brought a bowl and spoon to the super bowl.

[GOL14T]

scale



[GOL14T]

yo momma so fat she stepped on a sale and said to be contined.

[lalala41700]

yo mama so dumb i caught her staring at a piece of paper and called it paper view......your mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calles it air conditioning....your mama so ugly she tried to join a ugly contest but they said sorry no professionials

[Nubetuber01]

yo mama so ugly it look like she fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

[voicejazzyshrillman]

TO MANY YO MAMAS SO FAT JOKES

[voicejazzyshrillman]

you put in two of the same jokes

[MrRes911]

your moms like a house everybodys in and out

[MrRes911]

this is bad



[ICAUSEBOREDOM1]

yo mamma so fat she went on a scale thought of 9/11 and her wight said 2001

[ICAUSEBOREDOM1]

yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[elmopunk12]

yo momma so fat her shoes got fender skirts (like a car lololol )

[123FamousSinger]

yo momma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please

[Megamanchamp1]

yo mama so fat she changed earth to mars

[AwsomenessEpicness]

Yo mama is so fat when she was a teenager, she wore actual train tracks for braces

[tickas96]

Yo mama so fat her blood type is hotdog water

[fatdonkeys100]

yo mama so broke down and ugly that bob the builder said i cant fix that!

[AOSPRO]

yo momma so fat she plays pool with the planets

[gutierrezgeorge353]

yo momma so fat she had to get baptized in the gulf or Mexico

[TigrisLion]

You know what yo momma and a bowling ball have in common? I can pick her up, finger her, throw her in the gutter, and the bitch always comes back for more.

[TigrisLion]

Yo momma is so stupid, she jumps off the window and lands on the roof. Yo momma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch. Yo momma is ugly, the only time she heard a whistle is when she got hit by a train. Yo momma is so fat, she tripped over walmart, stumblled over k-mart and landed right on TARGET. Yo momma is so dark when she goes to night school, they mark her absent. Yo momma is too short when she smokes a cegarette, she sets the carpet on fire.

[DTSH12]

yo mama so ugly she lost in a beuty contest vs. justin bieber

[TheJszurek]

yo mama is so old she sat behinda jesus in first grade

[JMACW22]

yo mamma sot fat when somebody killed here in call of duty it said 5 hit kill

[DigitalPraise7]

Yo mama's so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with a job application.

[DigitalPraise7]

Yo mama's feet are so ashy they look like she kicks flour for a living.

[maddieschnitzler]

yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

[pornlover1019292]

its not yo momma so fatwhen she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock its yo momma so fat when a school bus hit her she said who threw that twinkie!!!

[bewmydude10]

yo mama so fat she needs to wear 2 watches because she's in 2 time zones

[CyberGamer9000]

yo mama so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the sky

[sadietaylorxoxo]

a big tree



[sadietaylorxoxo]

yo mommma so fat she uses a tree as a tampon

[Abugish]

yo mommas so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

[silveristheman100]

you mama so gay she makes mickel jackson stright

[mrsycho00]

yo mama is like a tic i have to slap her to get her to stop sucking

[iLoveTiTts1]

your mama is so old her memories are in black and white



[chikadeeindiana]

yo mama so fat when she sat on the bible jesus came out and screamed, " LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"

[chikadeeindiana]

yo mama is like a microwave, even a 4 year old could turn her on.

yo mama is so nasty that when she farted she got a ticket for air pollution.

yo mama is so fat when blind people feel her up they think they are reading brail.

yo mama so poor she lives in a 2 story dorito bag with a dog named chip.

you mama so dumb she went into the dentists office talkin bout how she wanted a blue tooth.

[Jerk101iz]

yo mama so stupid she puts paper on top of the tv and cales it paperview

[Jerk101iz]

yo mama so ghetto she washes paper plates

[connorschuessler]

yo momma so fat she made a g mail account to eat all the spam

[DOSniperNOOB]

yo mama so fat that when she jumped in a pool a whale came out

yo mama so fat that when she jumps she never leaves the ground

[TheCOOLPOCKET]

YO MAMA SO FAT ITS ILLEGAL FOR HER TO DO CART WHEELZ

[kenleygirl876]

your mama so ugly she made hello kitty say "Goodbye"

[bevstover]

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.

Yo mama so tall, when she tripped over a rock, she fell on pluto.

[headcasemrb]

yo mamma so ugly ther was a crowed of people around her she looked down and then she looked back up and there was not one person in sight

[TheRazRRegioN]

your mm so fat wen she fell down the stars it was like cortnaiton street just started lol

[coltonrandolph]

YO MOMMA SO FAT AND BLACK SHE JUMPED IN THE OCEAN THE FISH THOUGHT IT WAS A OIL SPILL

[coltonrandolph]

yo momma fat she PUT ON A YELLOW RAIN COAT PEOPLE YELLD TAXI

[Princeamir121]

yo momma so ugly God dont like her

[multispyx]

2:47-2:52 you made the same joke

[fabsterpunk]

yo mama so black they mark her absent in night skool

[x8xCdawgx8x]

your moma so fat and black when she jumped in tthe ocean peaple thot it was the grate oil spill

[moocowabductors]

yo mama so fat wen she walks out of her house with a yellow dress on the sun says "i quit"

[runtscuitepunts]

yo mommas so fat when she broke her leg gravy spilled out

[me41206861]

yo mama is so fat she makes a scale say to be continued

[The1magin3]

Yo mama is soo noob that she died 2 NC

[kronoes368]

yo momma so dirty i walked into her house and a roach tripped me and a rat stole my wallet

[101ProCards]

i have 6 make another video with these ones yo mamas so stupid she went to burger king to get her picture with ronald McDonald yo mama so stupid when she went into a convienent items store she said wheres the unconvient items yo mamas so old she looks for herself on the history channel yo mamas so stupid on her iq test the question said what sex and she wrote sometimes yo mamas so stupid on opposite day she did it with a guy yo mamas so stupid on Justin biebers b day she dressed as a gayguy

[babyboyamon]

no i got it from south parks poor kid ep.

[nataliementzel]

yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

[MrRazor2223]

4:10 is funny

[MrRazor2223]

4:03 is funny

[badmanGINO]

yo mamas so fat she went to a hotel and asked for a water bed so they put a blanket over the ocean

[kableVEVO]

yo mama so uncoordinate she threw a rock at the ground and missed

[shazey1234]

yo momma so fat when she jumps off a building she lands on both sides

[WatchUsSnipe]

Yo Momma is so black when she was robbin KFC and she ran outside and the cops shot her, the bullets had to come back for flashlights. XD

[antarpakar]

yo mommas so stupid . got trapped in the mattress store and slept on the floor XD !

[Commenter003]

yo mamas so old she has a autographed Bible

[Commenter003]

yo mama's like a door nob everyone gets a turn

[Commenter003]

yo mama so old she owes Moses 5 dollars

[mickey93215]

yo mama is so ugly she made hello kittie say goodbye

[nada12354]

yo mama so skinny that she works as a pipe cleaner

[YoMama2348]

Yo mama so fat when she fell in love she broke it

Yo mama so fat when she went in the ocean the whales starting singing -WE ARE FAMILY-

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale is said -123 TO BE CONTINUED-

Yo mama so fat it takes 2 laps to get around her

Yo mama so dirty when she gets in the tub the water try's to jump out. :D

[blahblahblahzebras]

yo mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. you mommas so fat that when it rains the highways her slip n slide. yo mommas so fat that when she sits araound the house, she sits AROUND the house.Yo mommas so stupid she cheated on a pregnancy test. yo mommas so stupid she mispells spell.