Jerry Seinfeld - Stand Up Routine

[heartattack0vine]

Love the joke at 3:01

[bigbopper993]

for some real standup comedy check out,,,,,,,,,BIG BOPPER ON RACISM,,,,,,,,,,i am funnier than jerry!

[tamaratonyor]

JULY 3RD IS MY BDAY.....WHAT ARE THE FUCKIN ODDS!!! THAT SHIT JUST MADE MY DAY

[raydempsey]

I never got why people love this guy. He's really overrated.

[sayyyari]

seat belt joke with 65th yrs , stolen from Gorge Carlin

[MrRickyStephens]

@8:50 make sense doesn't it? I love Jerry Seinfeld. You can't say that this guy isn't funny when he has turned the concept of nothing into a long lasting TV show.

[Forehead2Brick]

What's the deal with airline food?

[gallstonethefirst]

Seatbelts in planes are different from those in cars. 

[seabrain]

@gallstonethefirst so you don't know how to use an airplane seatbelt? lol

[gallstonethefirst]

@seabrain I don't think that's what I wrote. Quite a bizarre misinterpretation. If you put words into people's mouths it may not be well received. I would have that America would have learnt this by now.

[seabrain]

@gallstonethefirst, you need to get a sense of humor. And I'm not an American by the way :P

[gallstonethefirst]

@seabrain lol!

[MrGermantim]

Love seinfeld, just started watching it, good PG humor is extremely hard to come by, this guy is hilarious

[toomanypauls]

press 5 and it looks like he is stroking something

[virginiatechfanx]

does he ever cuss?

[Cosmosity53]

@virginiatechfanx he did

[omar12alvarez]

62 people are pilots



[megustajugo]

the brilliance of seinfeld or any great comedian is the precision with which they can manipulate language. whether they curse or not, all true greats had the keen ability to find the exact words to make things we have all noticed, or sometimes not, hilarious. Cursing or not doesn't alone make someone great or not--the common denominator is the precision.

[SNOOSTER1]

My hero

[idontseeynot9]

this was pretty fuckin funny

[Katingaan]

Wow, that audience is dead as hell. Should be laughing a lot more.

[Gerald45]

Best comedian of all time

[50JacketsProductions]

He's good because he doesn't play it safe with all those stupid race jokes or stereotypes.

[bambyzn1]

I almost chocked of laughting hard. He's great!

[WHEATTHlNS]

If you've seen SEINFELD (the show), you've seen most of these jokes; it's all still pretty impressive.

[TomGreenTheRock]

true professional stand up comedian

[SuperAaaaa123456]

commedians have different angle to see thing , they go to depth of ordinary thing we upeople usually ignore!

[SuperAaaaa123456]

mature commedy!!!

[EasyExpertVillage]

hey we have seatbelts and oxygen masks, things for you to use. LOL

[MrProAfro]

this guy is too funny he makes me laugh!!!!!!!!!!! sometimes.

[DrewT1397]

Seinfeld GREATEST SHOW EVER.... terrible comedian

[therealplease]

How do they get watermelon without seeds ?

[mariosumo]

so true so true

[MsCellolad]

Umm with comedy the proof is in the pudding. If you laugh, it's good. The end. Now, that said, I have laughed at Seinfeld's standup before. But I know that others can make me laugh a lot more. Ex. Sarah Silverman.

[SoCalDualSport]

@MsCellolad sarah sucks. just sayin

[heatbucspies55]

Jerry Seinfeld is hilarious.

Obviously he is very famous, but for some reason most hardcore standup fans don't love him, and I don;t get that, his stuff is brilliant.

[igotnuttin]

@heatbucspies55 they want knock knock jokes

[DeathscytheH3II]

love seinfeld great comedian got 2 see him once

[JGladden1989]

Seinfeld was a great show

[ognjen6655]

thats gold jerry, gold!

[craze6663]

theres more woos than laughter and the laughter arent loud at all, the most over rated comedian of all times...its simply become "cool" to say you like seinfeild with in comedians

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@craze6663 What an asinine comment.

[Premod]

what is the deal with x

have you heard about y

[rdor011]

he nails the everyday thoughts and dumb questions in our head most of us have had at some point

[Moppy1988]

I have to make my girlfriend watch 7:15

[Frankjg123]

lol, so funny how people swear by these comedians. They are literally insulted to hear that someone doesn't like a comedian they like.

It's just jokes guys, chill. Comedy isn't serious business.

[Moppy1988]

@Frankjg123 YES IT IS FUCK YOOOOOOOU

[trequor]

@Frankjg123 lol

[ronackostolomac]

why are people laughing 0:00 - 1:00 ...there was nothing funny >:/

[Chrisv6296]

I like the show way more than his stand up. He's funnier in script than live, but you have to appreciate his humor.

[NinjutsuNinjaQueen]

that joke w/ the horses wondering y the hell they did the race if they were going to end up right where they started was probably my favorite. ;)

i love Jerry Seinfeld :D:D:D:D

[Naxide]

WHATS THE DEAAAAL WITH THE CACTUS?

[joshgret]

I do comedy too. No one knows who i am yet.

[footyfan05]

jerry is the man

[LuDNA]

Great reply indeed John.

He ‘s one of the greatest comediants of our time.

Of course Carlin is great, I love Carlin, but they cannot be compared.

Different kind of comedy. Both great if you have sense of humor.

[therealplease]

@LuDNA Yeah but EVERYONE knows Sam Kinison is the best.... AHHHHHHHH !!!!

[johnlovestohate]

People who don't find Seinfeld funny should realize that he is those rare breed of comedians who don't resort to being vulgar in order to be funny. If you don't find him funny then you are missing something very important. His comedy and humor actually develops your sense of humor which can practically be applied and used in our daily lives. The conversations that you have can become more lively and humorous. Other comedies cannot be a part of your everyday conversations.

[kauakane1]

@johnlovestohate Great reply , your right. he is brilliant!!

[KineticPassion]

@johnlovestohate satire and politial satire

[Frankjg123]

@johnlovestohate Why exactly can't other types of humor be in every day conversation? I like jerry, but I also like other types of comedy.

[MrSantaClaws1001]

@johnlovestohate

You are wrong.

[keithr120]

@johnlovestohate Your opinion is wrong.

[hobnob99]

@keithr120 How the hell can an opinion be wrong

[keithr120]

@hobnob99 because I disagree with it and I'm right about everything. oh and I'm not being serious in the least bit.

[hobnob99]

@keithr120 well i sleep on top of a pile of money, with plenty of naked ladies

[Brunodiaz3rd]

@johnlovestohate qft

[apestaartje321]

@johnlovestohate Agreed, but like me most people probably know him from his show, wich is brilliant but the stand-up bits there are just cringeworthy, completely awful.. before I watched this I had no idea how he made a living with stand-up comedy.

[Adonut319]

@johnlovestohate well said john, well said

[KotowTV]

@johnlovestohate Jimmy Carr relies on nothing but vulgarity for popularity. It's dire.

[homerjunior17]

@johnlovestohate If you do not find seinfeld funny you have not lived the experiences he talks about lol

[626jayman]

Seinfeld Sucks!!!

[metalrave]

@626jayman so you watched his stand up becauseee....???

[3C3D3S3]

@626jayman is this a joke?

[TheFacelessActivist]

Meh, Seinfeld is overrated. It's the European comedians that knows how to be funny, guys like Dara O'Briain, Lee Evans, Rowan Atkinson... And, that other shouty Irishman that talks about women pouring jam into envelopes.

[TheCondemnedProphet]

@TheFacelessActivist

American humour in itself is a joke.

[disaznboii19148]

@TheCondemnedProphet That's a ridiculous statement to make. You're going to have to come up with a lot more support than that to be claiming things like that. If you don't understand it, dont' hate.

[TheCondemnedProphet]

@disaznboii19148

There are only a few american comedians that make me laugh. And they are the racist ones. All others make pathetic jokes, like this guy, and can't make me laugh at all. European comedians, however, are fucking hilarious. Ricky Gervais for example. European humour is far better and unique than American humour.

[yurismir1]

@TheCondemnedProphet You're stating that like it's a fact, but it is really just your OPINION, you fool. Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.

[Mr4minutee]

@TheCondemnedProphet its hard to compare two totally different things dont you think? European humor is naturally different from American humor. so naturally, itll appeal to a different audience, in this case you. basically, dont say that these jokes are pathetic when they are being told to an entirely different audience with an entirely different type of upbringing than Europeans.

[TheCondemnedProphet]

@Mr4minutee

Even americans hate their own humour. The office was better when done by brits than americans.

[AERmusic]

@TheCondemnedProphet ...the original, then.

[TheCondemnedProphet]

@AERmusic

No shit.

[TheFacelessActivist]

@TheCondemnedProphet

Yeah, with a few very valid exceptions. It's the whole "Squeaky-clean-PC-Liberal"-bul­lshit I can't take. That's why I'm making a petition to have Dane Cook's jaws fused.

"What? You're gonna fuse my jaw? What? Like lining it with a fuse to a dynamite or something and then have Mel Gibson disarming it in the new sequel to lethal wea"-SHUT UP!

Well, you get the picture...

[TheCondemnedProphet]

@TheFacelessActivist

Dane cook is the one exception to american comedians, he's pretty chill. But american humour is a joke in itself.

[albertoplatas]

@Deffine... Why does it have to be intelligent humor? Who said it is? It can still be funny. You don't like it... fine. Virtually everyone does...

[zooghead99]

gosh his Delivery is spot on every time.

Seriously it takes skill to not just be YELLING EVERY JOKE and still be funny

[iwasjuandering]

Jim Carey has nothing on Jerry.

[theawesomekid13]

Really good person to study if you're trying to become a comic

[gsingh96]

i love this guy im really sad why did he stop seinfield

[iamaregulardude]

@123BenThere Who has ever called Jerry Seinfeld the king of one liners?

[123BenThere]

@iamaregulardude nvm that was someone else on my account after i didnt sign out. im removing that comment. i still dont think hes funny though. :P

[BKKaye]

Has anyone cried from laughter watching Seinfeld? Don't get me wrong I like Seinfeld but it is more amusing than really funny.

[jamesjonesrocket]

@BKKaye that's a pretty good observation, I never really noticed that before. I think the reason why it's so good is because it's like quite amusing for the whole of the show, rather than a few big laughs.

[ChortortleC]

Carlin does observational humor, but he does it with rhythm and wordplay and purpose.

[uckingklutch]

@ChortortleC There's Comedy, and then there's George Carlin.

[BKKaye]

People are clapping not laughing.

[dabbeh]

Some people take it for granted that they are funny. They think the way they move, the things they say will automatically make people laugh.

People have big noses or big ears because they have the same genes, but funny doesn't transfer through genes, however, they think it does.

Did you get it Jerome?

[bordarboy]

This is actually kind of dull. Observational comedy about flying? Maybe this was original when he did it but it just sounds cliched now.

[Nconte1944]

@bordarboy yeah cause everything the greats have done is done again and again by unfunny douchbags in every single performance they do..go on comedy central..all they talk about is cats,they bitch about ariplanes,say some overused jokes about girls..talk about how awsome it is to get drunk..or make fun of people who have died or national disasters like hurricane catrena and shit like that..thats what funny now..jerry sienfeld and the rest of the greats will repeatably be imatated for eternety.

[donnmuratore]

Jerry has a winning personality. But as far as comedians go, he's pretty average.

[chevleclair]

"Rip off of George Carlin". Well, the style is similar, because it's called "observational humor." Only he doesn't feel the need to swear up a storm when he does it. Carlin is good, so is Seinfeld. Mark Twain used observational humor, does that mean Carlin ripped off Mark Twain? No.

[777jeremeah]

my daughter wants you to know she loves the Bee movie & Barry the bee!!

[Xerothn]

777 likes? woah

[Deffine]

This is intelligent humor? I guess some peoples standard for whats intelligent is pretty low. :)

[feedtherich]

@Deffine I hope you were responding to someone who claimed it was intelligent. Because I don't believe that's the consensus. It's Seinfeld, his humor is about 'nothing' and that's why it's awesome.

[ZACKnirvana]

@Deffine like your ability to use apostrophes?

[GoodHipHopLyrics]

@Deffine haha yea forreal i like it because it's ridiculously stupid

[Tobsson]

@Deffine no humor is different from the others. The difference lies in how his jokes is built up. He hasn't put in more intelligence then anyone else, he's just speaking in a way to relate with white middle/upper class.

[FeastMc]

43 people don't got a BIG SEINFIELD BRAIN :D

[somenonimportantguy]

What's the deal with airports?

[ytfmichaelxu]

fucken stole his material from Carlin, only he didn't make it funny.

[soguit]

Still can't understand how such simplistic humor can be so popular.

[sara18leite]

@soguit what do you mean?

[sara18leite]

@sara18leite haha, is that possible that i came across you again?

[sara18leite]

@sara18leite Oh no, sorry...i was thinking of someone else...sorry

[soguit]

@sara18leite I mean that his humor is really straightforward, banal at times; it is nothing one would normally laugh about in a casual setting

[yodabejedi]

I can almost see why people like him but he's just very bland. He doesn't go anywhere and his punchlines are really quite anti-climactic.

[fletchet555]

There is no 10:02

[123elvisman]

uhhhhhhh i cant rlly comment he sucks so bad

[ralphyization]

got tickets to see him in the "illustrious" city of Sault Ste. Marie, Ont.! Awesome!! I did however buy my tickets 3 months in advance! Can't wait!

[GGTBOTD]

BTW it's "intelligent " with a double "L"!! and it's "doesn't understand" instead of "don't undarstand", but oh oh you got "obviously" right,don't know how though................just shaking the rose to smell it, just messin' with you bud..........

[hautxtalons]

Just because he doesn't make dirty or sexual jokes very often doesn't mean he's not funny. I think that's why a lot of people say he is boring; well, he's not.

[KaptajnKold]

Sooo boring!

[helbar]

@KaptajnKold dont see it...

[DeathscytheH3II]

seinfeld rules effin funny

[ImbaTequila]

Is this really the standard of comedians in USA ??? jesus christ his boring...

[helbar]

@ImbaTequila ur boring...

[dempa3000]

hahaha this is hilarious!

[kidredcat]

Ok to all those hating on Jerry.You do realize that even among well establishe comedians he is regarded as the best ever. Its not that he has a style that sets him apart (Dice, Steven wright, Pryor) its that he takes things from everyday life and makes them funny. and we're talking about the smallest things (like the look the stewardess gives). and he makes them funny saying something that you or I could have thought of BUT didn't. its in the tone and timing of his delivery. Watch his movie.

[thugproofclips]

im having the peanuts now (hahahahaha) Put up a sign on mcdonalds,we do it very well (hahahaha) do you know what men like to do? nothing! hehehehe.. maybe i need a 6 pack and some weed,then maybe i would think it was funny...im not hating,just using my freedom of speach.

[frusciante39]

@thugproofclips i'm skinning up now and it's not getting any funnier. This is the most middle of the road, uninspired stand up i've ever seen

[thugproofclips]

i like Seinfeld series,but this was not funny to me at all...people hah haha from every fucking word he say.

[Casualprofessional]

Over.. wait for it..

rated

[petuncha]

is it just me or is this taken from george carlin.... its caled airplane safety

[mileyfansinga]

THE VAGUE POINT IS SO TRUE I WAS WONDERING IT TOO

[Boilers43325]

July 3rd.........

[arkoe310]

Mcdonalds

WERE DOING VERY WELL

[austinthebookworm5]

JERRY SEINFELD IS FUNNY!! I THINK HE IS FUNNY!!

[hallmcmillan]

why does every one of these comment boards turn into a bunch of clowns arguing with each other?

[radicalgarbage02]

@hallmcmillan why does every one of these comment boards have a clown complaining about everyone else arguing with each other?

[dBOTHERER]

@hallmcmillan because your a fucking faggot . thats why

dont bother me fag

[austinthebookworm5]

@dBOTHERER

Comments are meant to be related to the video. What don't you understand about that? If someone wants to start a dumb argument, don't. It's the internet; who gives a fuck what some guy from the other side of the world thinks? Yes, I am aware of the irony.

[austinthebookworm5]

@hallmcmillan

a to the men, brother

[SuperDj316]

I love Seinfeld Stand Up. Some of it is cheesy but thats what makes it funny.

[simnos1]

@cheeriosinabowl Lol, I was just giving you shit dude.

[cheeriosinabowl]

@Christiangjf

Yes, I knew they're both Jewish? So what does that have to do with it?

[bbcisrubbish]

Have a look at "Air Line Pilots Practical Jokes".

[simnos1]

@cheeriosinabowl Racist..

[Ignore14]

@simnos1 no you is racist

[WalksThroughLife]

If I had two more hands I'd give this four thumbs up!

[ZeroC00L001]

@WalksThroughLife judging on what you took that joke from. im going to go ahead and call you a no sense of humor fuck. yes a unique name to call you, but im sure it wont be the last time your called one

[jamocha101]

"Are we waiting for cows to start surrendering?"

McDonalds doesn't use cows. Or chickes.

[mohab18]

@jamocha101 yes they do...

[jamocha101]

@mohab18 It was a joke... c:

[Chnamanjx]

Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan I realize are Seinfeld styles. They do a better job with their own twist though. But Seinfeld did break ground.

[woodsoke]

That with the horse at the end, I used to say the same thing to my Sarge in the army whenever we ha to go for a ten mile run

[vincentistari]

This is from "I'm Telling you for the last time"

So awesome

[colt2jordan]

Man I love this lol

[GeorgeDerkevorkian]

Respect

[azatazya]

how can someone thumb down this

[HyperDarkness91]

@azatazya

Maybe a pilot with a tuna sandwich did so :p

[heteromeles]

@azatazya I honestly dont know

[nervycaro]

@azatazya 36 people are pilots

[dontaskaboutmyname]

@azatazya i just did