@itsabbyjennings NO, actually, that's a good thought, because I was at spacetour on Saturday, and these two bitches were booing Joe walker and DARREN. How the fuck do you boo darren?
I've always questioned the first line. If Voldy won't sleep on his tummy, and Quirrel won't sleep on his back, then why doesn't Quirrel sleep on his tummy and Voldy on his back? I understand in the musical, Quirrel insists on sleeping on his back, but the song doesn't match it. Other than that, I love the musicals and the songs. They're wonderful.
So being the Starkid I am, I decided to scan Starkid songs to see if I could find words I could use for my English spelling words. I decided to use "twat" from this song. I went to dictionary. com and found out it mean a part of female genitalia.
when i first started watching the second one i was sad the voldermort guy wasnt gonna be in it. then he walked in as umbridge my jaw dropped. best character
You dont know how much I long to meet Joe Walker! And I feel so bad.. I forget the guy that plays Quriell ;( But I want to meet all of StarKid team ;) The seem so kwl!!! And all the guys are really sweet ;)
I went around all day calling everyone a Butt Trumpet. And I did the whole thing and said they had a Trumpetting Butt, and danced around like Lupin did.... Oh no.
We were having a talent show in school the other day (just a small one.it was just my class) and my friend and I sung this.I was Voldemort and she was Quirrel. Even though no one else in our class knows what AVPM is, everyone LOVED it!!! We won.
i feel like i have to watch the video with this, it makes it so much better. when brian rothensal spins whiel saying " when i rule the world ill plant flowers " just kills me
Never fails to amuse me how Americans say twat...twot hehehehe
HyperActiveSkittles 4 days ago in playlist getting motivated for the day
best story ever!!!! Love this song and these two were obviously made for each other.
HyperActiveSkittles 5 days ago
Voldemort & Quirrel- STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT
HPFreak777 1 week ago in playlist AVPM/S Songs 13
this will never not remind me of Crowley and Aziraphale...
argetlamgirl711 1 week ago
Quirrel- When I rule the world, I'll plant floweeeeeerrrrss.....
Voldy- When I rule the world, I'll have SNAKESSSSS!!!!
Quirrel- *In Backround* Jane Austen novels!!!!!
Voldy- AND GOBLINS AND WEREWOLVES A FLEET OF DEMENTORS AND GIANTS AND THESTRALS AND ALL MY DEATH EATERS!!!!!!
Together- When I rule the WORLD!
Me- Best. Song. Ever.
UlaDWannaB 1 week ago in playlist AVPM Songs 3
At least ten people who commented on this video cannot spell.
96sharks1 2 weeks ago in playlist Starkid Songs
This totally suits Stewie and Brian Griffin.
xoxosavvy 2 weeks ago 5
'I like folding all my ties'
' yandou have no friends hey that's a surprise'
- yea, that's the why Voldemort have no frinds!
noam3241 3 weeks ago 2
AND JANE AUSTEN NOVELS!
1DLoveTWx 3 weeks ago
"Sipping Tea By the fire is swell"
"Pushing people in is fun as well"
Best Line(:
ilovessBTR 1 month ago 8
If one ever doubts the genius of Team Starkid, just listen to this song. I mean, my God, the very premise is unbelievable:
Lord Voldemort and Quirrell. Singing an "odd couple" duet.
And it fucking works!
SuzieGuru 1 month ago 14
@PhantomGleek Namely, a dresser! ;)
MsDiehardTwihard 1 month ago 2
When I rule the world I'll plant flowers :) Creasing
Ilovecherlloyd1234 1 month ago
AND JANE AUSTEN NOVELSSSSSSSS!
maggiehallua 1 month ago in playlist A Very Potter Playlist Plus 11
I always think of this song when i think of my mom....its her ringtone...is that bad?
IamWHOiAM00001 2 months ago 11
@IamWHOiAM00001 No way your mom is totally awesome with a ringtone like this!
Katie3672 1 month ago
voldy wears a tie,haha these two crack me up
miaxoxo123654 2 months ago in playlist potter musical 12
I totally sang along and made it a three part harmony at the end... Missed another one eh malfoy? :)
StrawberryMilkshaake 2 months ago 15
Harry was actually one when Voldemort killed his parents. Maybe it just worked better to say two instead of one. Still I love this song. :)
hpgreysferriswar 2 months ago 2
BRIAN HOLDEN AND JOE WALKER DID THIS DUET IN SPACETOUR :')
SuperKaitie333 2 months ago 3
I want Sue Sylvester and Will Schuester to do a duet of this.
Will would be Quirrel. Sue would be Voldemort.
DO IT NOW.
SuperKaitie333 3 months ago 6
@SuperKaitie333 :O THAT WOULD BE THE BEST FREAKING THING EVER!!!!!!!
TheCarlsusiemshow 2 months ago
@SuperKaitie333 omg, but do u think the world could handle the sheer totally awesome-ness of that?
itsabbyjennings 2 months ago in playlist STARKID!!!!!!!! 2
@itsabbyjennings NO, actually, that's a good thought, because I was at spacetour on Saturday, and these two bitches were booing Joe walker and DARREN. How the fuck do you boo darren?
SuperKaitie333 2 months ago 3
@SuperKaitie333 maybe they werent accepted to pigfarts and were bitter?
itsabbyjennings 2 months ago in playlist STARKID!!!!!!!! 5
@itsabbyjennings Nahh, they were, they just didn't have a rocketship.
SuperKaitie333 2 months ago 5
@SuperKaitie333 or hermione granger
itsabbyjennings 2 months ago 3
@itsabbyjennings They were acting like Garfield on a Monday!
SuperKaitie333 2 months ago 9
@SuperKaitie333 *gasp* thats absurd!
itsabbyjennings 2 months ago
I don't think I've ever shipped someone so hard as these two. They're adorbs. ;__;
MsCunningLinguistic 3 months ago 6
1 dislike, thanks Hermione
WolfieSparrow 3 months ago 4
BEST BROMANCE EVER.
JenessaDepp 3 months ago 13
I've always questioned the first line. If Voldy won't sleep on his tummy, and Quirrel won't sleep on his back, then why doesn't Quirrel sleep on his tummy and Voldy on his back? I understand in the musical, Quirrel insists on sleeping on his back, but the song doesn't match it. Other than that, I love the musicals and the songs. They're wonderful.
RemusFreakinLupin 3 months ago 5
@RemusFreakinLupin I thought I was the only one who wondered about that - I agree. xD
roseandscorpius 2 months ago in playlist AVPM/S!
@RemusFreakinLupin he's giving an order like dont you dare sleep on your back
starkidbubble2000 2 months ago
UGH. SO GOOD. I love Quirrelmort! :D Best bromance in a musical. :3
GPStudios2 3 months ago 2
"AND JANE AUSTIN NOVELS!"
pandawhisperer810 3 months ago 5
".....When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers...."
"...WHEN I RULE THE WORLD I'LL HAVE SNAKES!!!!!!"
XxElphabaPotterxX 3 months ago 11
So being the Starkid I am, I decided to scan Starkid songs to see if I could find words I could use for my English spelling words. I decided to use "twat" from this song. I went to dictionary. com and found out it mean a part of female genitalia.
Well, that failed.
BelieveInTheNargles 3 months ago 10
1 person doesn't fold their ties :P
0sexiest0nerd0 3 months ago
How little did they know how close they were when it came to Quirrell!
HariSlate 3 months ago 3
when i first started watching the second one i was sad the voldermort guy wasnt gonna be in it. then he walked in as umbridge my jaw dropped. best character
Morgan041097 3 months ago 12
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GypsyagilityBC44444 3 months ago in playlist a very starkid playlist
that one dislike was by Bellatrix
DDCullen77 4 months ago 4
200th like
europaustralia 4 months ago
Who disliked this!! What is wrong with you?!
kileigh584 4 months ago
Like if these two rule your world :D
Isabellustration 4 months ago 119
"you got beat by a 2 year old"
"i'll kill him this time through an through!"
"or u mite just giv him another tattoo" XD haha
AlbusJamesPotter4eva 4 months ago 141
Anyone else have to make their faces at "When I rule the world I'll plant flowerrrrrss/When I rule the world I'll have... Snakes"?
jellybelly98rox 5 months ago 14
The studio version's different. It's weird, I've never heard it until now. But the order of Joe/Voldemort's creatures changes.
jellybelly98rox 5 months ago 8
"When I ruule the woorld I'll plant floooweeers~"
"When I rule the world I'll have.. Snakes!"
NRIX9 5 months ago 13
@NRIX9 "AND JANE AUSTIN NOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS!"
kittykittynyaanyaa 5 months ago 8
1 dislike? go home téroriste!!
loisdu84 5 months ago in playlist A Very Potter Musical/ Sequel Musique 9
This play made me ship this duo so hard.
iiCandyClouds 5 months ago 6
I like folding al my ties.
And you have no friends, hey what a suprise!
MeganMusics 5 months ago 8
1 dislike!? Draco you little SHIT!!! I shall spank your diaper Tush!
evanescencedragon 5 months ago 9
1 dislike. THANKS HERMIONE!
Flytheshapeshifter 5 months ago 5
JANE AUSTIN NOVELSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
chocolatechipbffs123 5 months ago 2
pushing people in is fun aswell!
MissMoss17 5 months ago
"WHEN I RULE THE WORLD, I'LL PLANT FLOOOOOOOOOWERRRRRRSSS!~
prue6967 5 months ago 3
Like if you-Oh wait I'm not Hermione.
Warlock8200 5 months ago
When I rule the world, I'll have... SNAKES!
byakugan8trigrams 5 months ago 7
im not so much annoyed at the one dislike as plain confused...why? why would you dislike this?
swansong95 5 months ago in playlist avpm soundtrack
1 Dislike? Thanks Hermione!
HPRPProductions 5 months ago 7
@HPRPProductions *Thanks Herman :L
JeffHardymadz7TNAWWE 5 months ago
1 person misses quirrel...
MadddAli 5 months ago
Love this song :D but i think i prefer watching the actual scene.. they're facial expressions are just brilliant in it!
11xxniamhyxx11 5 months ago
Dear YouTube. One of the like buttons is upside down. Please get it fixed right away. Sincerely, me. :DD'
TheBlackVampira 5 months ago 7
Also in JK Rowling's thoughts on him "'Quirrel,' which is so nearly 'squirrel'" XD!
Anyannkka 6 months ago 2
"When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers!" One of Quirrell's hobbies on Pottermore: Pressing wild flowers!
Anyannkka 6 months ago 5
Dear the one person who disliked this video: You have no friends? Hey, that's a surprise.
saffwills 6 months ago 11
This has to be my favorite song in the musical!!
"when I rule the world I'll have...snakes!!" lol
mollypie10 6 months ago
Me and my best friend are gonna sing this song for awards ceremony! SO EXCITED!!!! "and yuh have no frieds, hey! thats a surprise..."
SilentHowlBrokenWing 6 months ago
A dislike?!? TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!
story1326 6 months ago 7
"you got beat by a 2 year old"
"i'll kill him this time through and through!"
"or u mite just giv him another tattoo"
haha XD
AlbusJamesPotter4eva 6 months ago 6
1 dislike. Thanks Hermione
MsBwaybabe 6 months ago 3
1 dislike? i guess they don't like snakes or flowers
Sizorwooper2 6 months ago in playlist StarKid Songs - AVPS/M and Starship 2
Oops, looks like one person slipped and caught the dislike button by mistake. This song is awesome. I'm in love.
iWriter3 6 months ago
Sipping tea by the fire is swell... Pushing people in is fun as well!
esquiggle 6 months ago 9
1 Dislike- THANKS HERMAN!
cutiebug1116 6 months ago 7
When I'll rule the world, I'll have snakes... And Jane Austen noveeeellls ! Epic xD
Wyhmiis 6 months ago 14
1:45 FAVORITE PART!!!!
quaaaackity 6 months ago 4
Sipping tea by the fire is swell
Pushing people in is fun as well :)
IDatedTheGiantSquid 6 months ago 4
Im not sure of downloading this on my iPod... oh, well..
raila2631 6 months ago
You dont know how much I long to meet Joe Walker! And I feel so bad.. I forget the guy that plays Quriell ;( But I want to meet all of StarKid team ;) The seem so kwl!!! And all the guys are really sweet ;)
MySlimshady123456789 6 months ago
@MySlimshady123456789 It is my dream to watch a Starkid show in the audience. Ahhhhhh... Like THATS gonna happen....
PurpleandBlackPandas 6 months ago 2
@MySlimshady123456789 Brian Rosenthal (Brosenthal)
stonestar4257 6 months ago
I went around all day calling everyone a Butt Trumpet. And I did the whole thing and said they had a Trumpetting Butt, and danced around like Lupin did.... Oh no.
PurpleandBlackPandas 7 months ago
....i have a pet squirrell..... and im being serious i bought it...and you will NEVER guess what i named him.
Brian.
disneyduncan1230 7 months ago in playlist AVPM Playlist 3
1 dislike? THANKS HERMIONE!
MegaAzby 7 months ago 5
We were having a talent show in school the other day (just a small one.it was just my class) and my friend and I sung this.I was Voldemort and she was Quirrel. Even though no one else in our class knows what AVPM is, everyone LOVED it!!! We won.
laoiseissocoollike 7 months ago
@laoiseissocoollike I am so doing that now!!!!!!!!
PurpleandBlackPandas 7 months ago
"And you have no friends, hey, that's a surprise!"
I thought Quirrell was his friend?
"Or you might just give him another tattoo"
It's not a tattoo, it's a SCAR. Tattoo's are removable, scars are permenent.
AmyHurffle 7 months ago
@AmyHurffle
lol wow relax. Enjoy the song. This musical isn't about facts y'know.
CarysCookie 7 months ago
@CarysCookie I wasn't going crazy, I was just try'n make a joke. Sort of.
AmyHurffle 7 months ago
@AmyHurffle and its called a joke... :l
XMusicIsWhyILiveX 7 months ago
"You won't sleep on your tummy!"
"You won't sleep on your back!"
Actually, neither of them wanted to sleep on their tummies...Otherwise there would be no problem...
ShilohProductionsUSA 7 months ago 3
@ShilohProductionsUSA i always think about that!!!! haha "when i rule the world.....i'll have.. SKANKS!" thats what i heard..
0o0o0o0oleelah 7 months ago
anyone else notice how buff voldemort looks in the picture?
7788nej 7 months ago
I now have a crush on Voldemort..........Is that normal?
hp4ever1226 7 months ago 8
@hp4ever1226 In this case, yes. Perfectly.
BrieCullen 7 months ago in playlist AVPM/AVPS
@hp4ever1226 I always have since Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
bluerakuchan 7 months ago
@hp4ever1226 we all do, missy!
KukaHollywood 7 months ago
@hp4ever1226 Its totally normal!!! I have a crush on Joe to ;)
MySlimshady123456789 6 months ago 2
1 dislike...? god dammit Hermione!!!
biancababexoxo 7 months ago 7
i feel like i have to watch the video with this, it makes it so much better. when brian rothensal spins whiel saying " when i rule the world ill plant flowers " just kills me
StarKidForever88 7 months ago
what the devil????? 1 dislike???? who can dislike this song????? they must be butt trumpat...
Youcantstopthebeat22 8 months ago 5
When I Rule The World We Will All Pretend where Wizaaaaaaards
mariahcriss96 8 months ago
@mariahcriss96 pretend? who knows what this muggle is talking about?
moonmagicgirl 8 months ago 5
Muggles have their place, mudbloods have their place, and.so.do.your. CLOTHES
PhantomGleek 8 months ago 151
@PhantomGleek Namely a dresser!!! :D:D
seyda185 5 months ago 6
@PhantomGleek
namley, A DRESSER :D
gerardwayl 4 months ago 5
i never would have thought voldemort would have OCD
darrencrissisHOT 8 months ago in playlist good avpm/avps songs 14
AND JANE AUSTIN NOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS
juzzylime94 8 months ago 12
because when our plan succeds,PREVAILS!!!!!!
guerilathing 8 months ago 3
we're just about as different as any one can be. i don't know why but that line just cracks me up, i lol so hard every time.
live4twilight4ever 8 months ago
I ship these two so hard it's unbelieveable.
moustdash 8 months ago 6
@moustdash YES!!!!!!!
halflinger123 8 months ago
when i rule the world... i'll have snakes
bumleebee 8 months ago in playlist Starkid songs and Wizard Rock
1:46 - Never fails to make me lol.
FemaleSamurai 9 months ago 2
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FemaleSamurai 9 months ago
"Sipping tea by the fire is swell, pushing people in is fun aswell!" I love that line!!!!!!!
LoveMagicMusic 9 months ago 5
@LoveMagicMusic
aha same here ;D
yvonnieanne 9 months ago in playlist avpm soundtrack
does anyone else get reminded of The tenth doctor and the Master from Doctor Who by this song?
Kerriangel 9 months ago 12
@Kerriangel XD I honestly did think that when I heard this around the third time I heard it ;)
xxxNarglesxxx 9 months ago
@Kerriangel I can't unhear that now. This song is better now, it just needs an underlying drumbeat. :)
LuminatedDarknessC8 9 months ago
he's the darkest of lords lol this song makes me smile :) ish my ringtone
DeathByChocolate1995 9 months ago in playlist Songs i want
and jane austin nooooveeeeeeeels XD!!!
1MissKarlieStarr 9 months ago
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KrazyKilljoy 9 months ago
@KrazyKilljoy ONE YEAR OLD!!!! >:(
kolmf 9 months ago 3
That one person who disliked this wont sleep on their tummy either.....Loser.
KrazyKilljoy 9 months ago 5
WTFlip?!?!!?!? 1dislike?!!! THAT PERSON IS D-E-A-D x)
lol <33333333 JOE WALKER <333333
latius80 10 months ago 4
When I rule the world I'll have snakes and goblins and werewolves and fleets of Dementors and giants and thestrals and all my Death Eaters too!
skellingtongirl2000 10 months ago 4
@skellingtongirl2000 When I rule the world I have Jane Austen Novels
Bookcrazy17 10 months ago
Never thought I'd say that, but the murdering psycho that is Voldemort ends up in a loving, caring and exemplar relationship.
TheKlervie 10 months ago 4
I wont sleep on my tummy either ... :P
xhogwarts12x 11 months ago 2
That scars a tattoo? Ah that makes sense...
Poisonettaa 11 months ago
@Poisonettaa Lol, it would be funny if it actually was like that in the novels XD
skellingtongirl2000 10 months ago 2
Brian rosenthal has a great singing voice...along with every other member of Starkid :)
Lauraa4023 11 months ago 7
"Sipping tea by the fire is swell."
"Pushing people in is fun as well!!"
MoonstarElf 11 months ago 12
And Jane Austin novels!
sesshypuppysbff 11 months ago 4
QUIRRELMORT <3
fantastifical 1 year ago 19
You have no friends, hey that's a surprise.....poor Voldemort. :)
chebello6x 1 year ago 12
I want a relationship where instead of coming up with corny nicknames, we can be Voldemort and Quirrell. :D
LoveableKlutz 1 year ago 85
Sipping tea by the fire is swell :)
Pushing people in is fun as well >:D
Awkward0wl 1 year ago 14
"You got beat by a 2 year old."
"I'll kill him this time through and through."
"Or you might just give him another tattoo!"
By far my favorite part of the song! Love these guys!
Jezz1ca123 1 year ago 22
awsome
kurriezauz 1 year ago
When I rule the world, I'll have snakes!
I love his facial expression during that scene in the play.
animesand 1 year ago 2
Well aren't they an odd couple!?
radioloees 1 year ago 15
one of my favorite songs in avpm
peacelovejoy1108 1 year ago
we share some hands and fingers.. yet the feeling lingers!
GleeKurt1 1 year ago 3
Sorry, when Quirrel says you got beat by a 2 year old , couldn't help but correct Harry was 1. XD
ZekeandDukeSETSAIL 1 year ago 14
Totally awesome!
Elliiy 1 year ago 3
this is such a good song, i always listen it when i'm down and i'm happy again
toshiasakourai 1 year ago
I like how when Quirrel says he'll plant flowers voldemorts says werewolves and thestrals and dementors and all of my death eaters.
VelociQueen 1 year ago 4
THIS is my canon now.
Those books are just...a foundation.
Treemeadow 1 year ago
Joe sounds a little hoarse here. Maybe his Voldie voice was starting to wear on his throat. But the both of them are still so wonderful!
SchizoSchematic 1 year ago
When I rule the world...I'll plant flowers!
^Best Line, EVER.
TashaDog124 1 year ago 8
Lol, the books were never the same after watching this musical xD
I always listen to the songs while reading xD
MissCoolJ 1 year ago 8
When i rule the world, I'll plant flowers!! hahaha
choirchick123frsakn 1 year ago 276
@choirchick123frsakn don't forget the Jane Austen novels!
crazylyss34 1 year ago
@choirchick123frsakn When I rule the world ill have..SNAKES!
xXiTalkuListenXx 7 months ago
@xXiTalkuListenXx AND JANE AUSTINE NOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS
ShilohProductionsUSA 7 months ago
Love it! :D
abekatmedsilkehat 1 year ago 7
hearing this song made my life
Bunnylover55215 2 years ago 170
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I love this song!
Fotsoft 2 years ago 4