A Serious 2011

[GreenSight201]

why is yur shoe so fucking exspecive

[Jaumiusk13]

At first he lol'd but then he serious'd.

[niceguy1068]

:)

[ScienceMusicLove]

Hey wheezy, is your favorite Harry Potter character "Serious" Black?

[BugKilledTangerine]

Pwoitgslfsk is the most kick-ass name.

[misslucieify]

...this video made me realise for the first time that its 2012 O.o

[OkalRelsDaughter]

Where I live the legal drinking age is 19 but for my 19 birthday I went out for sushi. ^_^

[yellowreed12]

I'm waiting till im 21, on my 21st bd

[nonnahs918]

@Regularguy5mb your comment made me laugh, thanks!

[strongbadFTW]

Rightigle

[prettyturtle806]

I love that intro! <3

[FoleyHoley]

Craig. You almost look like Seth Rogan. But it's good thing. :D

[ninjasareawsomelol]

3:22 woke up my mom

[SamanthaPhantomhive]

Wheezy, you are married to me mum. So don't tell mummy!

[Frederikthegreat77]

i just watched all of the 2010 vids today i have no life :(

love u wheezy

[Frodock42]

You Laughed at 1:21

[TheCoken]

I saw this video not too long ago, coming home from a party really drunk. I was so confused.

[coolkid599gto]

sirius vids suck

[CiscoSandman]

Serious mode activated.

[JustLikeBeforeIsBack]

@madlyscout Yep, he has the partnership like many other succesful youtubers, they pay them certain amount for like every 1000 views on the videos or somethin' plus the channel views plus they get money from merch stuff etc :) it's the dream job and guys like craig deserve it! :))

[syi666]

make a video with epic meal time

[faeryfirefly]

@madlyscout hell yeah :) it's a lot of hard work and such but it's worth it :) (i'm not a regular vlogger or successful, i do support those who are though)

[faeryfirefly]

@madlyscout his products(shirts, band stuff, etc), partnering, ads on the vids, youtube events, etc. :) i think it'd be pretty awesome to make videos for work. :)

[BuddyismyBaby]

wheezy, you look a little like gladiator.

[mikau001]

are you a youtube partner?

[regularguy5mb]

Although, it would certainly be newsworthy if thousands of birds fell from "this guy."

Or on him. Surprised the eagle didn't try to drown you in dead bird.

[MeenyMcSweeny]

Wheezywaiter sucks.....

[sarahs373]

i kinda look like scarlett johansen...... XD

[safetypinnedheart27]

Dear Wheezy Waiter,

Yes, it was I who killed the birds. They were red-winged blackbirds. I hate red-winged blackbirds with fiery passion as red as the wings of a red-winged blackbird! I used to date a red-winged blackbird. She was hot, but she left me for a robin. A friggin robin? They all must die.

Sincerely,

Pwoityslfsk

yup.

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[flaregun67]

YOUR 30!!!!!!!!!!! i thought you were 14!!!!!!

[LeliOranges]

@flaregun67 What?? He doesn't look 14!

[dripdroptiks]

"All's well that ends ..serious.

Seriousness is the best medicine.

Nothing sounds better than the sound of a child's...seriousness.

Serious bird in the hand is worth two silly birds in...uh..the hand."

[johnm7831]

im drunk XD 

[skingskylar]

i think you should foodelydoo a dingbat on your next episode

[enemysenemy]

marvelous handstand

[DNARavago]

wait its not rez its rew!

[DNARavago]

Translated:

Dear Wheezy Waiter, Rez, it was I who killed the birds. They were red-winged blackbirds. I hate red-winged blackbirds with fiery passion as res as the wings of a red-winged blackbird! I used to date but she left for a robin? The all must die. Sincerely, Pwoityslfsk

I win. :D That took half and hour. Whoo... Make another one! :D Thats fun.

[AuntEon]

For 2011, Scarlett Johansen (or her clone???) need to be dropped into your apt by the eagle, make you some coffee, clean the alligator tank, wear her Wheezy shoes to venture to the roof top bank & collect her pay check. -- You should reward her with a night of non-underaged drinking enjoying a Driftless Ponies performance.

[bringitdanielle]

I died at 2:14

[drgoop1]

JO MAMA MADE ALL THOSE BIRDS FALL FROM THE SKY!!!!!!!

[nyar717]

my friend's scarlett johansen's cousin! :D

[mij194]

At 0:26, for some reason, you reminded me of Jack Black...

[HEADSH0TSCOTT]

"A serious bird in the hand is worth two silly birds..uh..in the hand."

LOL I'm dying of laughter.

[JESSSPACECORE]

A video, of the clones, making explosions, and the coffee, while doing the chores....and then they could like...do some stuff...ummm the whale?...AND THEN MORE EXPLOSIONS.

[elkauppila]

I never noticed that you have eyes quite similar to John Cusack's

[SirSpitsAlotable]

Dear Wheezy Waiter, Yes, it was I who killed the birds.

They were red, winged blackbirds, I hate red,

winged blackbirds with fiery passion as red as the wings of a red, winged blackbird! I used to

date a red, winged blackbird. She was hot, but she left me for a robin, A friggin robin? They all must die.

Sincerely,

Pwoitgslfsk

That didn't take long.

[eronKIDphal]

Did anyone ever tell you how cute you were?

[windowwashe]

lmfaoo! the sky! not this guy XD

[ChateauOfADoubt]

I'm glad to have been there for it.

[telltaleheart11]

My friend actually translated it, and he said that it actually made sense and that he must have taken some time write it and translate it. Kudos, Wheezy. :D

[NewYork646NY]

ʎɐqə ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎəʞ ɐ ʎnq ı əɯıʇ ʇsɐl əɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

[LonghairedCan]

I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



[LOOOL811]

How do you guys even translate that letter?

[windowwashe]

bahah! love it!! <3

[halenaredvance]

"Seriousness is the best medicine. There's nothing better than the sound of a child's... seriousness." XD LOL

[KSaebinMusic]

@halenaredvance hahaha I LOL-ed at that! :D

[krstng1011]

can someone please translate that? :)

[cyb221100]

@krstng1011 the letter "translated" : Dear Wheezy Waiter, Yes, it was I who killed the birds. They were red-winged blackbids. I hate red-winged black birds with fiery passion as red as the wings of a red-winged blackbird! I used to date a red-winged blackbird. She was hot, but she left me for a robin. A friggin robin? They all must die. Sincerely, Pwoitgslfsk

[WollfSanctuary]

Are you serious clone?

[tacojohn9]

Dang, I got behind on the videos again. YOU DO THIS FULL TIME NOW? That's awesome! You deserve it.

[MrFirefighter343]

i love your videos....my bro showed me these and i fell in love with the beard...im not gay

[shannonasalways]

I knew it would be the eagle all along...

[sk8rdman]

Dear Wheezy Waiter,

Yes, it was I who killed the birds. They were red-winged blackbirds. I hate red-winged blackbirds with fiery passion as red as the wings of a red-winged blackbird! I used to date a red-winged blackbird. She was hot, but she left me for a robin. A friggin robin? They all must die.

Sincerely,

Pwoitgslfsk

[11polipj]

how much do you get paid for that shit??

[1c2a3i4t5l6y7n]

What is the message say

[summerskin13]

I have successfully translated it!

I promise, I was only doing that so I wouldn't have to finish my 20 page outline, which is due tomorrow!

[THISisTOMMY75]

hAPPY bIRTHDAY

[THISisTOMMY75]

ha ha

[TheSphericalIce]

Canananananadadadadadadada Dry.

[aha7jockins]

champagne of beers!

[clubpenguin2941]

I'm on my iPod and when it was suppose to say I'm 30 it said I'm 3

[MegaCollinator]

@clubpenguin2941 heres a tip double click the screen :)

[genericfirstname]

Commenting cause it gives you money.

[giselleb104]

@boyman57

i had 45 minutes of free time all at once! can you believe it?!

AND now that i've gone through and decoded super long messages like Wheezy's,

i am getting increasingly better at reading wingdings just like reading English!!!

ZOMG!

[mschristmascheer1]

I LUV U WHEEZY I LUV U!!! LOOK I WANT TO MAKE SOME VIDEOS SO CAN U TELL WHAT U USE TO EDIT YOUR VIDEOS? PLZ PLZ PLZ ANSWER BACK PLZZZ.I LUV U WHEEZY!!!!!!! AND PLZ ANSWER BACK BY THE WAY LUV UR BEARD...... HAHA NOT JK!!!! :) LUV U!!! :)

[lirgonia]

if only i could quit my office job to do things like this...

guess i'd better start by getting a camera & some editing software.......... ;)

[linzayzay]

I had to write an essay about why I thought the birds died at school, since I live in AR.

I wrote some crap about the New Year's fireworks, but I think that the eagle is more likely.

[MsIlikewaffles]

At 1:15 I was thinking and I quote " Just wack him Already

[CR055H41RZ]

SEANANNERS?

[12BookwormGirl]

"It's dangerous and it's illegal and it's illegal." :)

[Armazillo]

Never, ever, EVER refer to your band as DPCLub.

[spaztastic90210]

FELLOW SCUBA DIVER!

We have much in common. I don't speak eagle nor do i speak whale. but you have a beard while i do not.

sadness.

[SwedishChef908]

I CAN'T FIND THE START BUTTON!!!!!!

[jojopotato12]

So, I just had a Scarlett Johansson marathon last night. It was beautiful.

[KiaTasha]

@cutiepanda21 Yeah, some youtubers are partnered if they have a lot of viewers/subscribers, which is why famous youtubers will have ads all around them. And such.

[AQWorldMelzar]

Press

1,2 or 3 XD

[MolinMUSE]

WHEEZY MY GOD THOSE LAUGHS SCARED THE FLIP OUT OF ME

[nongo]

kinda creepy that his main viewers are girls age 13-17

[wendythewitch42]

@nongo

whats so creepy? He's cool.

[wendythewitch42]

@nongo

Whats so creepy about it? wheezy waiter is bloody cool!

[MrTommyboy247]

Why So Serious Craig!?

[TheRusticBeard]

OMG I'VE ONLY JUST REALISED THAT YOU DON"T DO FREE BAGEL FRIDAY.... SO UPSET :'(

[Guythemanly]

Oh my god I am Scarlet Joehansen! or however you spell my name.

[DarksteelPowerchord]

@Guythemanly wtf loool xD i couldn't watch the video for a minute cos of that

[ducktapelover1]

@Guythemanly any your username is Guy the manly

good cover

[TomTomSays]

It's 16 hear :D

[katarzynakorba]

You should have a serious clone! 

[ModestMachine]

Your laugh is so pretty.

[skillysmurf]

after all the right eagle's i was totally expecting a left eagle

[AndreasNV]

as of now u have double as many likes as dislikes

apart from 6200 other likes

thaz ight in my onion

[maskedone2]

Tour in England!

[DakotaWaffles]

Dear Wheezy,

Hahaha! This video is funny.

Sincerely,

DakotaWaffles

[Bobsagit5]

when will there be a season 3 of ty the regular guy?

[makana00014]

Lol wingdings

[imshtatmw2]

Dear Wheezy, i need a shit.

[davidtrann]

BRING BACK FREE BAGEL FRIDAY.

[Yoe331]

Keep pressing 3:22

[PresidentFish1]

Dear Wheezy, if you have the patience, which I'm sure the new serious wheezy does. You should MAKE an instrument and show it to us. But not with one of the instrument kits. Here's the rules.

1) No instrument kits.

2) Only thing you can buy is tuning heads, if you need them, or pickups/plug-in, if you want it to be electric, and strings.

3) It doesn't have to be stringed

4) You also have to play it for us!

[guyanaprincess66]

Dear Wheezy Waiter,

You and your awesome band will be in my state, FLORIDA, this year. I really wish I could go see you up in Orlando but its 2 hours away and there's no way my parents will let me go! Even though I am 18 hmm.. You should call my mom and dad ._. kthxbye.

-Aleena

[mslaurent0901]

your catch phrase used to be get drunk

[ECST4C]

why so serious?

[gotbubbles9764]

Dear Wheezy Waiter

Yes, it was I who killed the birds. They were red-winged blackbirds. I hate red-winged blackbirds

With fiery passion as red as the wings of a red-winged blackbird! I used to date a red-winged blackbird. She was hot, but she left me for a robin. A friggin robin? They all must die.

Sincerely,

pwoitgslfsk

haha just kidding, I just copied and pasted the top rated comment. I don't have that kind of patience

[Donagh1979]

No wheezybloopers in 2011 it ruins it

[falcat7]

@Donagh1979 Noooo...I like them!

[joelthechapin]

For 2011, you should go on a date with Scarlett Johanssen and then film it for you daily video. And if she won't come, just have a clone wear a cutout face of her on the date.

[pcgamerguy1234]

serious face 1:43

[jessaayy09]

high life

[TheNiox]

Wheezy Waiter is the only youtuber I enjoy watching

[WhatsHerName68]

Lool, people at my school kept talking about the birds, and everytime they asked what killed them, I laughed to myself, and kept saying it was the eagle... xD

[chaffey1994]

NEW YEAR NEW ENDING.... I think its gettin abit boring ( i dont mean the winks i mean the other one) :L:L

[clicky124]

how can you quit your job to do youtube. how do you get money for youtube? or wait......does probably cause he's in a band?

[Theejoshpow]

@clicky124 He's a partner, that means he gets money from the ads on his videos.

[falcat7]

@clicky124 I think it's from advertisements on videos and on his channel, although the band may provide some of the new income.

[hersheytexas123]

I figured out what happend to Free Bagel Friday.

He flims the boss punching at his work place and in this video he says that he quit his full time job to do youtube stuff full time. Thats for all you Free Bagel Friday lovers that want Free Bagel Friday back!

[GyrlBlaque]

You do favor Kevin Spacey have you ever met him ?

[Natturs]

Your serious walk is kinda camp

[MegaChoclateChip]

theres nothing better then a childs silliness HAHA

[xLexaaaHeree]

@ChargersFanForLyfe No I didn't. Not all of us take shortcuts, people actually do the work. Maybe you're not familiar with that.

[arjunhatesskating]

i got kicked in the balls today so i cant watch your videos cause it hurts to laugh

[ModernWife]

CANADA dry!! yay!!

[AnotherBrownKid]

Not bad, and stop the ads about 55 shopping com they are sook annoying

[MissChicaful]

Been watching since the beginning of January 2010 :D Gotta say, it was an awesome year!!!

[flipflopsandsocks82]

All's well that ends...serious

Seriousness is the best medicine

There's nothing better than the sound of a child's...seriousness

A serious bird in the hand is worth two silly birds...in uh the...the hand

[luvmytally04]

"Serious my way to the coffee", LOOLOLOLOL.....you KILL me!

[cbcgrl127]

2:14 - 2:17 lol

[StephenBabcock]

in 2011, you should actually meet Scarlett Johanssen.

[camelCaseFTW]

OMG Its just like the show FLASH FORWARD

[X3xCaNnEdSaMx3X]

I LOVE WHEEZYWAITER

[Martylovescats]

my mum knows , and my dad told me to bring more on New Year's Eve...

[lastscandinaviangirl]

sirius is your middle name. get it? ah nevermind...

[hufflepuffANDnargles]

@lastscandinaviangirl hahaha! nice!

[MMXVIM]

Why so serious?

[andreous7]

I still haven't received my shoes :-(

[blinkmelvyn182]

you are welcome!

[goldstopfilms]

hy is everyone saying to type won?

[615i]

never seen you before in my life... nice to... meet you? i thought you were going to have a wheezy voice... im a little disappiointed. jk jk

[MasterGiutarist7]

what is the won thing though

[TheCloakedJoker]

epic laughter...dude epic...

[ChristianCutie83]

Check out my videos. I am a new you youtube and trying to get my name out t here. I would love it if people could support me on my youtube journey. SUBSCRIBE~

[SherriSLC]

I'm a Shaytards fan. This is the first video I've ever seen of yours. You, Wheezywaiter, are fun and clever...subscribing now.

[Daraaggon]

yay this was uploaded on my b-day! :D

[batlordman]

I love your videos wheezy!

[mixthemagic]

This video was too serious for me.

[Inukaino7]

Holy Crap! I live near Beebe and I swear I saw the eagle in Arkansas after that night!

[ttlyttylilyt]

Dear Wheezy,

Your joke about "The Sky" not "This Guy" reminds me of Jimi Hendrix's Purple Haze and how everyone confuses kiss the sky with kiss this guy. :D I hope I caught on to something there.

[Stupidinsomniac]

I love wheezy videos <33

[AwsomeKevo]

oh darn i thought somebody would have the time to translate that paper and post it as a comment but sigh oh wellz

[sowersmichael]

Your Awesome and your Band sounds Great.... reminds me a Modest mouse

Keep it up Bro!

[Angel1000287]

There is a movie coming out called 'The Eagle'. Will you perhaps be in it? o.O

[BriBri771]

@APenguinHippo no, it's not a virus, it's a contest to win stuff. I believe youtube is sponsoring it.

[giselleb104]

Dear Wheezy Waiter

Yes, it was I who killed the birds. They were red-winged blackbirds. I hate red-winged blackbirds

With fiery passion as red as the wings of a red-winged blackbird! I used to date a red-winged blackbird. She was hot, but she left me for a robin. A friggin robin? They all must die.

Sincerely,

pwoitgslfsk

...that was so much more fun than homework!