Well, since during the writing of the Constitution "happiness" meant property, and women were considered property, maybe politicians really are entitled to affairs!
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It is highly unlikely that Jefferson fathered any children with a slave. The DNA profile could only narrow it down to the Jefferson family, and his brother was notorious for "fraternizing with negros." The myth of the Jefferson slave baby has only survived because it helps politicians when they get caught "poling the electorate."
Nothing you wrote supports your claim that the situation was "highly unlikely". Do you even understand the basic rules of logic?
Nor is it supported by the evidence. E.g., at the time of conception of all Hemings' children, it is documented that Jefferson and Hemings were in residence together at Monticello. This is not true of ANY other relative of Jefferson.
This is why the TJF Research Committee Report concluded Jefferson was the most likely father of the Hemings children.
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very creative! i love this video!
12TabulaRasa12 2 months ago
Funny.
yak6ex 5 months ago
Thanks for posting this! I loved it when it was available on ABC.com, but then it was removed.
Thanks again!
riceboy1701e 5 months ago
Well, since during the writing of the Constitution "happiness" meant property, and women were considered property, maybe politicians really are entitled to affairs!
sunnygrace57 7 months ago
Love, Life, and the Pursuit of hapPINESS!
PKMNwww411 7 months ago
12 people are just 7 inches short of their hap-penis.
charmaliqueNYC 8 months ago 2
Dickleration! LOL
alt369 8 months ago 2
Hap-penis is the key to life :)
chickletpudding 8 months ago 2
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It is highly unlikely that Jefferson fathered any children with a slave. The DNA profile could only narrow it down to the Jefferson family, and his brother was notorious for "fraternizing with negros." The myth of the Jefferson slave baby has only survived because it helps politicians when they get caught "poling the electorate."
dragknuckle 8 months ago
@dragknuckle Ok there debbie downer. thanks for this history lesson.
vautourguy 8 months ago 6
@dragknuckle
Nothing you wrote supports your claim that the situation was "highly unlikely". Do you even understand the basic rules of logic?
Nor is it supported by the evidence. E.g., at the time of conception of all Hemings' children, it is documented that Jefferson and Hemings were in residence together at Monticello. This is not true of ANY other relative of Jefferson.
This is why the TJF Research Committee Report concluded Jefferson was the most likely father of the Hemings children.
ManifoldSky 7 months ago
This was mad funny
Moneyman555gzzzzz 8 months ago
LOL, brilliant.
criscros7 8 months ago
the Dick-leration. anyone catch that?
SimLappp 8 months ago 24
NOW GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!! LMAO
miaale21 8 months ago 6
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now they are mixing children and sex in comedy. what a trend! demonic pedophiles.
naverno 8 months ago
@naverno you do realize that Jimmy Kimmel is an AFTER HOURS show right? After the kids have gone to bed. smh.
denitria 8 months ago
@naverno
Now?
When were they not?
ManifoldSky 7 months ago
Lmao
kaczurda 8 months ago
America is all about hAP-penis?
SriLankaWorldCup 8 months ago
Thomas Jefferson wrote the the dick-erlation haha
willmzy 8 months ago 19
Don't get me started on JFK! lol
flahaircut 8 months ago
This is yet another reason why I would leave my wonderful husband for Jimmy!
Bukovsgirl 8 months ago
Was brilliant until the use of "coed" to describe a person. That's so 1957...
Darconville 8 months ago
This is very creative! Love , Life, and the Pursuit of Hap-penis!
khansata1 8 months ago 92
@khansata1 its life, liberty. But nice try
nebhuskers923 8 months ago
I'll consider this my birthday present! lol
Jimmy's the Best!
Stormybabe17 8 months ago 7
hahahahaha
lindblush 8 months ago
You know some idiot parent is ACTUALLY using this...
GNRandSTP911 8 months ago 89
@GNRandSTP911
It's accurate though.
nicpetnic 7 months ago
HAHAHA "Wrote the dicklaration"
dowaJCLCJH 8 months ago 3
Happenis!
Phatinium 8 months ago
PENIS!
jeffrfernandez 8 months ago
haha this is nicely done!!! brilliant stuff from JKL
monsterwins 8 months ago
Haahaha
meliton34587 8 months ago
"Hap..."
Godzillax3 8 months ago
that's hilarious!
PS - Jimmy, you look hot in this one.
KateMeowFrr 8 months ago
2nd
miguel90744310 8 months ago
1sttttttttttttttttttttt
azn1i1b0iii 8 months ago