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  • SRSLY

  • no.

  • Bravo !!! pretty damn funny !!!

  • Praise Xenu

  • Haha, this is hilarious. Love the pipe.

  • I dont care what you beleive. You can beleive that the moon is made of cream cheese and Santa Claus existsif you want. That is not the poblem for me. The problem I have with Scientology is with the Management. It is using mind control methods to control the adherents. It suppresses free speech by the policy of Fair Game. It charges huge sums of money to the "parshioners" for the teaching materials when they should be free.

  • sooo surely a troll.

    a good sctor nonetheless..

    i must say well played sir.

    also

    -scientology says you can keep any other religion and it's views.

    -scientology says: 75 million years ago there were people on earth.

    -christianity says earth was created 6000 years ago,.

    somethign is not entirely right there...

  • You sound like Hubbard. :)

  • What is your crime?

  • Really funny. I can see the brain dead missing the point.

  • i join you guys. but, under one condition, support my alcahol and i can talk shite!!!! WHY? because when i have a guts full of beer, i can talk and talk and talk and talk the list goes on and on and on buddy...

  • He is trolling.

  • @dudewithpool

    And what scientific community has to say of mix beer and pills? lol

    I would maybe but just maybe try to be a free-rider on Scientology because there are plenty of dumb n hot girls trying get some attention. It is a nice fish pond :)

    Laura Prepton..why u had to choose to believe that you was blown from a vulcano 75M y ago? :(

  • 1 troll $cientologist watched this 367 times and cried

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  • This guy good

  • 362 people fucked up and rated the video without watching it all the way through.

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  • That was pretty funny, keep it up

  • we wont learn the "truth", because its all a hoax in my world :) . And continue to use your hardearned money on audits and stuff.. but think it over... when they come and say for the 100th time "we got it right this time, buy this , buy that, and feel happy" ... ring a bell ?

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  • That was great! Too bad most people didn't bother to watch it or understand it.

  • Proof that Scientology brainwashes people

  • xenu.net

  • Dont use words like proves when talking about a cult. Here is the formula the cult used when they wanted to get you as a member:

    BRAINWASHING = hypnosis (manipulation of the conscious and unconscious mind) + intimidation + “caring” ↔ MANIPULATION.

  • Wait... What evidence?

  • 0:24 your an idiot for making this video

  • Then get off your fat ass and find some evidence, why are you depending on the scientific community to prove the "church of Scamentology" right and where is your so called evidence or you just making shit up.

    And dont say the Evidence is in some Scientology book that i got to buy. What a bunch of morons.

  • HA! whats the matter, not enough money to buy a book or go to collage? fucking loser.

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  • OT3 STATES: XENU EXISTED 75 BILLION YEARS AGO - NOT MILLION

    DUMBASS CULTIST

  • really smart to show yourself drinking a beer and popping pills on cam. that's the reason you turned the cam on in the first place. your religion is just like any other religion...it's bullshiz. just stFu already.

  • this guy is CRAZY. what the fuck is this guy on

  • Brad Pitt looks a little rough around the edges.Must be all those kids.

  • lmao love how he takes pills and gets drunk the whole vid

  • Alcohol and drugs the path to Enlightenment! Comedic Gold, I love you man. All hail Xenu.

  • A man who believe people blowing up in a volcano billions of years ago must be compl. mad.

  • You sir, are totally rad!

  • you're funny.... i like you.

  • i think this is a joke...

  • Troll... real scientologists deny Xenu...

    Hail Xenu!

  • its not books because its not true you retard...

  • youre not a religion, its a for profit company who blackmailed the IRS to give it tax free status

  • aha u got me good u f@#ker! i was totally beleiving your brad pitt looking ass till u whipped out the pipe, i thought.. wtf is this tit wiggle doing ? till u pulled up the beer......this was epic!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol.

  • We are Anonymous.

    We are Legion.

    We do not forgive.

    We do not forget.

    fuck you.

  • He's joking right? I thought this was a satire when he started taking medications... but the sincerity... I can't tell.

  • people who protest aren't really protesting the lower level beliefs. the help scientology can give you at lower level is fine, but the real problem people have is the stuff that goes on at higher levels and on the inner workings of the church.

  • YAY who cares about science when we can look for 70 million year old warlords!.....genius -_-

  • people have to right to protest against any kind of religion including scientology. It happens all the time, and another thing seperation of church and state will always prevent religious teachings in shcool

  • TrolI hate you troll. Get back in your but.

  • lol, obvious troll is obvious.

    ...but at the same time sucessful troll is sucessful

    Oh ma GAWD! I iz dividin' by ZERO!

    *Nuclear Explosion*

    *Static*

  • learn the truth that you're a moron for believing in this crap?

  • The scientific coummunity has found small rocks and minerals from when the earth was first formed but no evidence of Xenu? Discovery channel BIATCH. Don't you think that's strange kiddo? General ranting in circles with no point = typical $cientology defense.

  • An hero.

    Become one

  • We do not forgive.

    We not forget.

    United by one,

    Divided by zero.

    We are legion.

    Expect us.

  • This is satire, right?

    I don't get how anybody with 2 braincells can defend this sect and Lafayette Ronald Hubbard with it.

    The founder's claims have been proven to be a lie.

    The number of members have been proven to be a lie.

    The results of TR's and OT's have been proven to be a lie.

    What is the point? Is there ANYTHING real with this group?

  • I feel sorry for this guy.

  • The Co$ is a fucking business scam, paid for by the U.S. tax payers! Really, they sell salvation and abuse the retarded U.S. government!

  • your brainwashed

  • Ok, maybe this video is just an attempt at trolling... I can buy that.

    However, Poe's Law states:

    Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

  • How much money has Scientology scammed from you?

    Why did L. Ron Hubbard steal 200 million from the church?

    How does Scientology plan to convert the entire world when, if you extrapolate out the costs there isn't enough money on the planet to buy all the "tech" the CoS insists that you must buy?

    Why do you think it is that the church revises everything every few years? So are they right -this time-? Why don't they refund the money it cost you do learn it the wrong way?

    Because it's a fraud.

  • what evidence is there that Xenu existed?

    The closest thing to a science $cientology

    comes to is economics(the dismal science) You are probably a low level dreg

    that hears the high up rumors. As for evidence how about the following, Disconnection, the death of Lisa McPherson, reports of physical abuse from supervisors members by former scientologists, The Fair Game Act or should I go on. Personally I don't care what you believe but don't you think it's wrong to have to pay to learn your

  • beliefs or that people are being abused

    even killed for questioning them? Unless

    you're the type who hopes to move up the

    chain enough that you hold some of the

    power? Well I hate to bring reality into your

    world but chances are you'll end up destitute or worse before that even happens you should think of your priorities above all else just somthing to think over.

  • you had me till the pipe came out. ha ha ha!

  • lol wow you guys are trollable. epic.

  • i know. they watched the whole thing and still bought it?!!! WTF?

  • lol I know. the pills. Guys, wtf. Maybe people that gullible should not come to protests anyway. haha! :)

  • we're protesting, abuses prepetuated by the church of scientology,

  • Not sure if you're a troll, but, you can't take those pills for your illness. You need vitamins and excersise. What OT level are you anyway?

    Also, drinking on the camera doesn't make you cool. Just so you know.

  • you're not sure that he's a troll? REALLY? By the way, Scientologists take pills for illness, they are against psychiatric drugs. (Which is an illness duh but they don't believe that.) He means those pills to be psychiatric though. Anyway, I don't want to ruin the fun so byebye. BRILLIANT RATM2112!

  • LOL, I get it, this guy's trying to make a joke by saying Scientology is a religion. It's funny because it's really just a dumbass cult :|

  • my ass there is evidence about xenu. your stupidity is hillarious

  • it's a cult dude, dumbass

  • im pretty sure this was 100% sarcasm

  • this guys the biggest fuckin idiot....he thinks he cool by sippin beer and poppin pills while talkin a whole lotta shit

  • Nope. Meagan Meyer had psycological issues like most of the $cientologists do.

  • I love Scientology

  • scientology kills >_> how much money do you have left xenu boy ? lemme guess none l0l thats where your heading mentally insane with 0 dollars and 0 cents in your bank account

  • Really, come back down from Teegeack, Xenu boy. What "religion" will stalk ANY protester to illegally get their name and address, then stand next to them at a prtest to terrorize them? $cientology will.

  • Oh, and Anonymous isn't doing the same?

  • I thinl you are confused about Anonymous. For one it is collective group. I am not part of Anonymous. That is all the 4 chan or 7 chan stuff. And there were many protesters before them. $cientology just pissed off "Anonymous" by taking down the Tom Cruise vid. I just recently got involved with protesting the Cult of $cientologyafter what$cientology did to Gareth Cales last year.$cientology stalked him, got his name and stalked him some more. Im an American Citizen Protesting Scientology or ACPS.

  • 4Chan and 7Chan? I take it those are what Anon calls "Newfags"?

  • I think so but, how about the "non-anons" that $cientology managed to piss off?

  • True, there were those around the same time, and a few years before I think.

  • Well also, non-Anon (the people from 4 or 7 chan) is who $cientology is trying to group into a herd and call "Anonymous the Terrorists or Religious haters". How do group all the other people that they have managed to piss off. you know us regular American folk who just happen have been disgusted by what $cientology did to Gareth Cales?

  • They killed Gareth Cales right?

    The reason I don't have a good impression of Anonymous is because of the 4Chan and 7Chan morons. They're as bad as the guy who killed Megan Meier, and the Megan Had It Coming group.

  • I dont know a lot about Anon, but they did do a great job on getting the message out on youtube. I think Megan Meyer killed herself,and it was a woman who sending her fake emails about some boyfriend to her personal email address.

  • I know Megan Meier killed herself, but it was also that other guy's fault too.

  • I'm seeing that some people are saying this is a parody, which I'm not sure of, so I will just comment as if it is real:

    Scientology's public members usually have no idea about the abuses of the staff, particularly that of the higher-ups. While I cannot account for this guy's stupidity, he may not have experienced or know anyone who has experienced suffering through $cientology.

  • It was clearly a joke.

  • You look like Chris Bores, no offence.

  • Religion? what religion?

  • Scientology isnt a religion moron

  • messing with Anonymous is suicide buddy....

  • cool story bro

  • oshit. just watched it all the way thru.

    successful troll is FUCKING successful.

    and im normally good at spotting them.

  • "Stop Protesting scientology now !!!"

    stop being alive now. pillock

  • Ha! hilarious!

  • lmfaoooooooo man you are golden 1:10 - 1:35 rofl

  • The first thing that caught my eye is this guy drinking a beer while taking his prescription medication. Didn't your doctor tell you this is a bad idea?

    As for the protest, it's not about what you believe in, but what the leaders and top level members do to people who publicly disagree with your "religion". The deaths and other crimes Scientology is responsible for bring to question everything it stands for and rightly so.

  • hes a protester, its just a joke watch?v=hhp4TcFzMew he comes in with a sign protesting at 30 secs in lol

  • "The best way to earn a million dollars is to start a religion" L.Ron. Hubbard

  • I think your satire has eluded most of the viewers.

  • dont mix religion and science......why dont people get that, you were brain washed man.... you would be ashamed at yourself if you had another life to live, but NO you DONT and you SCREWED it up by paying THOUSANDS of dollars on these books that are ment to be science fiction novels....you sir are the captain of failboat :L

  • this guy is making fun of scientology:D dont take this seriously;D;D its fun 5/5 u can tell his acting

  • o...SORRY about my comment if he is... but its kinda hard to tell..............lol

  • This guy must be a newbie to scientology, he still has internet for a start.

    Enjoy your slave labour and empty pockets kid.

    Either that or your just pretending to be a scientologist, mainly due to the fact your discussing Xenu which is against the rules.

  • Lulz, you really beleive in a science fiction book written by L.Ron Hubbard? The guy said he did it to get rich. All churches are wrong, they all want to get rich. L. Ron Hubbard was a greedy fag lunatic who wanted nothing more than money and power.

  • oh, now i see.....

    .....he's a scientologist, it all makes sense now.

    That beer was postulated to be delicious.

  • that's sad! really sad!! Hey, don't drink beer and take pills at the same time!! I think that will kill u fast! :-) Do u really now, what kind of pills u take???

  • that's sad, really sad! hey man, please don't drink beer and take pills!!! Than I think u will die very fast!!!! :-)

  • VERY FUNNY! thanks

  • They have ahelluva lot more chance of finding bigfoot than xenu.

  • We protest the management not the parishioners.

  • is this a joke? seriously...

  • That's my reaction.

  • Chanologist's are fighting a battle that won't get them anywhere.

  • its a religion written by a mentally deranged man who underwent extreme stress during WW2 and was a science fiction writer. I am sorry brother that you think the way you do, it pisses me off that someone has taken advantage of whatever condition you have and are exploiting you for money. Plus you are drunk, smoking a pipe and popping pills. What are you doing?

  • @p3ppyhar3

    i think your exploiting scientology,

    why dont you protest the catholic church for child molestation, or the mormons and extra maritial affairs, or what about the jehovah's witness and their tactics in forcefully opening doors of peoples homes to preach the word of god

  • @p3ppyhar3 Hey, wait... Doesn't that mean he's breaking the rules? He's become impure. Ratm! You've gotta go back for more cleansing, bro! Better have a few grand around to pay for your misdeeds!

  • And I was the one that killed Xenu with a rocket launcher.

  • humans are easily brainwashed....that is a fact. So what? just because people die from not getting their medicine? so what? just because families are broken up(disconnected)? so what? Is that some sort of anti-psychaotic medicine? listen to yourself man. If they care so much about you why do they need your money? and no we will never be brainwashed, maybe one day you will LEAVE the cult, and you will learn the truth. That you've been tricked. If someone cares about you they ask for nothing.

  • Were not protesting Scientology, were protesting the fact that the certain church you follow charges people for worship, attacks people that don't agree with the church, and the church charging people to worship. Other than that, were cool with Scientology.

  • Were you lured in?

    Are you resisting change?

    9001/10

  • i lol'ed

  • Beautiful.

    A hot buttery stack of roffles 4 u. :)

  • smoking some shit, drinking beer, taking antidrpressiva... Bad mix for a $cientologist. Better make sure Xenu doesn't see you.

  • love the humour, give us some more

  • wtf is in ur pipe shurloq, crak probably

  • i havnt luld like this in a good long while, you sir are win

  • lol i really hope this is a troll.

    epic if it is =)

  • NO, faggot

  • all religion is a sick joke.

  • Guys he isn't serious.

    :D

  • This guy is freaking funny! Kudos to him. Very dry sense of humor, and sutil to.

  • lulz only a scifiag would chug a beer while doing an anti protest video....

  • no way he isnt serious....

  • "So what" ? People are being damaged of it, and you say "So what" ...

  • He so looks like Brad Pitt!

  • Lol, I agree

  • You da man!

  • lol im pretty certain he was being sarcastic.. ? lol

  • ya it is very obvious

  • He doesn't belong to Scientology. He is just trying to get a rise out of you guys.

  • heh heh heh you are know Scientologist. if you were you would not be divulging this information to the people. after all it may " kill us". your a fool and this cult you call a religion will fall.

    a religion lifts up the hearts and minds of people.

    it gives them hope wile thinking not of its self but for the well being of others. especially those pore souls that are broken into bits on the streets.

    and anon is not protesting your "faith" but what the ppl in power do to the ones with out.

  • duh, haha, i should slap you people. i guess the booze, pills and pipe wasn't subtle enough.

  • OMG you guys disagree with forced labor camps, brain washing, kidnapping, child molesting, murder, theft, and a 'church' that requires you to give vast amounts of cash. DOUCHE

  • Did you take cyanide at 1:30?

    Because you should.

  • they not go out protesting god do they? maybe thats sayin somthin. pill poper

  • Throughout the movie I had the feeling the guy could barely hold back a laugh. I think he's being sarcastic. I mean, he smokes a pipe, drinks some alcohol, takes some pills. I seemed deliberate and therefore I think ( or hope ) he's just kidding.

  • Scientology isn't a religion. Listen, bud. I think (I hope) that you are screwing with me because if you aren't then I think you should seek help. I'm not saying this to be mean or antyhing but if you are serious and need spiritual guidance then Scientology isn't the right place. At least try other religions to see which one is more for you, all right. try Buddhism, that's a nice religion from what I heard and read.

  • are you being sarcastic???

  • Creepy.

  • make me

  • Listen up you stunted buckets of shit, this is a troll. If you were thinking about commenting here whilst holding the belief that this is video is anything otherwise, go choke on pubes.

  • He's not a scientologist, people. This is a troll or a joke.

  • you poor blind bastard

  • Ok, I could see if you were angry at Anons methods, I could understand that. but to say they are infringing on your religious freedom is not correct because Scientology is not a religion, by definition its a commercial entity, who profits off of a global constituency of investors.

    Also, they have a pretty good reason to protest this organization, Lisa Mcpherson.

  • Oh Noes $cientology-Fag

    don't kill yourself ok

  • Crackpot scientists? OH MY GOD. 75,000,000 years ago. You couldn't make this shit up. Oh wait, somebody did. And some people fall for it. Like this utter douche.

  • So let me get this straight.

    You still believed this guy was for real even after he swallowed his meds with some beer?

  • He's drinking and eating pills on camera...I think it's safe to say he's no scientologist.

  • i think this was a joke. seriously, who defends their religion with a crappy beer in their paws? if your gonna drink imports, drink sommin good

  • There's plenty of evidence to support Xenu existed? What, because Ron wrote something about it and that makes it absolute? Ron always talked about research and finding data on things, so I urge you to do your own research outside of the church. Start asking local OTs and people higher up in your local org and see what they say. See if they answer your question or do they just give you the run around? I'd like to you watch the Jason Beghe video on here. He was OT 5. He is a wealth of info.

  • Anonymous is not protesting your religion as a religion. They're protesting the way things are handled in upper management. They're protesting families being torn apart because someone has a different opinion. Scientology forces families to disconnect and if they do not, they're all declared SPs, not just the opposing party. They're protesting "fair game" tactics the church initiates as a means to intimidate and hurt people who are practicing their freedom of speech.

  • You sir, are epic fail.

    Scientology breaks up families. Scientology is a cult. Have you heard their fair game policy?

    Let me tell you this: Anonymous cannot be stopped.

  • Anonymous protest against the "church" of scientology, not their beliefs.

  • $cientology is NOT a religion. It was started as a self-help organization. Frickin douchebag.

  • he can't even say a whole sentence without pausing and reading his screen. hes probably reading someone else's material. and hes drinking while defending his side... awesome! credible! HOW BOUT WE ARE PROTESTING THE MURDER OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHILE THE GOV'T KEEPS HIDING IT!?

  • they should be attacking the death cult christianity

  • That was uncalled for and completely unnecessary!!

  • i see you are one of the brainwashed that's okay i understand rant and rave as you will poor soul..

  • I cannot tell if this is a joke or not.

  • Neither can I my friend... neither can I!!!

  • u as a scientologyst are brainwashed ! :)

  • lol - brilliant!!!

    Though it makes me sad that some people are too dumb to get it!

  • I as a non crazy cult member say to u FUCK U , U ARE FUKIN CRAZY ! :O OMG HOW CAN U LIVE LIKE THAT WITHOUT TAKING PILS ... oh wait u DO take pils ! :D xDDDDDD Loser ! :P

  • Ahaha you're funny....

    You have a good voice you are like a short brad pitt / benencio del toro aahahah

  • Are you ok?!?!?! ?

    OMG

    How humiliating.