BLOW JOB LESSON GONE WRONG

[get2rog]

I think it would take me about six months to cum if you used that technique. Having said that the vid was great. I had a real giiggle. A thumbs up! /: )

[JuggaloSovereign]

Lol you rock dude!

[bubblewishful]

almost like two girls and one cup....

[bubblewishful]

yea if I tryed doing this it totally wouldn't work I would just get hungry and eat it...LOLZ

[bleachblade100]

dude that was fucking funny

[the1nonlyjr]

yea it wasnt funny homo go to hell with that messing up my world

[Shmegan2012]

SHit my dick just broke

[CurlyGirly333]

I love the fact that your laughing the whole way through..... "oh shit my dick just fell off" LOL you have made me laugh today x

[MsLoser760]

omg ur so funny ILY!

[cisqua93]

the banana at the end.... omg

[mcfanatrhs]

omg this is hella funny lol but u should make a like real one lol

[CookieMonsterSaysGrr]

ha, that happend to me with a popsicle. xD

[LadyDiamond33]

LMFAO good vid im on the flow laughing!!!!

[Bastercina]

Phahahaah born to be gay axxaxaxaxaxaaxaxaxa

[MSPIGGY1962]

o.m.g. i could not stop laughing especially when it broke.

i am writing this with tears streaming down my face from laughing.

you are fantastic.

[animabi]

xDDDDD

I can just imagin all those cringing faces of horror when you broke it or crewed it at the end xD

[liman555videos]

are you gay?

[frenzycon]

less teeth pls

[cakestudent95]

you ate the banana!!!! lol so funny!!!!

[sillychad18]

yay =) you are so much better than youtube...go now, and fulfill your dreams!

[Rebelscum100]

funy as fuck

[ddominguez98]

his videos r hella funny but there also gay aswell hahaha

[017625664091]

You are soo gay!

[tjfoster1987]

looks like that dick was ready for banana bread!

[orkids2000]

you are great actor, hope you use your talent not only on tube.

[murbones]

If you were my son I would do a murder/suicide

[murbones]

are you a fag?

[puckeylut]

I 8 Yo Penis!

[LeonaPreciosa]

funny!! Lol......

[XxSouthernCountryXx]

Lol

[gailwaterman]

i love ur videos!

[KizunaTheFox]

*licks banana off your cheek* ;P *sexy growl* daaamn :P and no KitKat5781 getting turn on by a gay guy is normal. I agree it is hot! :D!!!

[KizunaTheFox]

LMFAO "My dick just broke" :P matt ur so sexy XD hahah

I didnt know quit what to think all i can say is I LOVE GAYS! <3!

(and this is why i'm not aloud to eat banana XDD lol jk i love Bananas!)

[officedepotlover111]

LOL

MY DICK JUST BROKE

[TheEverythingdavid1]

ok ew

[PonyQueenChelle]

OMG, you have fabulous cheekbones, and they are REALLY prominent when you are sucking. Now we know why you get all the boys!

[KitKat5781]

I'm embarrassed to say that I watched the first 1:34 minutes three times in a row.

Is it creepy when a straight girl like me is turned on by a gay man? lol

[DEATHIAM6]

are you sure you haven't been to prison?

you would make a really good bitch for someone.

[mattinks]

FAIL. I will give you one more chance to try again.

[MRSTRALIA]

oh my wow you are foreal great you are like my hero now that SHIT was fuckin funny

[punkbby101]

hahahaha omg thats great! i couldnt stop laughing. rather cute tho. lol

btw you have some on your face darling :p

lol

[cinner88]

Hahah AWW SHIT!!! NOW DATs FUNNY LOLz GOOD JOB MATTE LOLz

[surfgatz]

hahahahaahahh!

[l0velyyounglady]

You got some on your face... :P

[therogueheero]

hilarious!!! LOL

[chibiness1993]

lol

[iheartsJohnny69]

I don't know how the hell you kept a straight face through that. If it had been me, Ida ended up laughing so much I'd spit the "dick" all over the camera...lmao.

[JessieDommy08]

fucking hilarious!

[binky328328]

you can break my dick ; )

[langerdo14]

LMAO "my d**k just broke"

[absolutmeade]

to the bananas of the world....BEWARE!!!

[ptolemykitty]

Man you are hilarious, I love your videos.

[ricoohana]

Damn- for the first time in my life I wish I had a cock. You are awesome- too bad I am a girl.

[tiiqamauS]

ahihihii :P

[kumenda]

makes me think that its a shame that the penis isnt edible

[poeticchick09]

That's just about the funniest shit I've ever seen!! I laughed my ass off the whole time.

LMFAO.

[mattinks]

Thanks!!

[DEATHIAM6]

they would love you in prison...LOL

[mattinks]

no they wouldn't -- I would let them beat the shit out of me before i would let them touch me.

[MrMikeyboy1002]

@mattinks Even better, some dudes in prison get off on taking it by force.

[Scammernet1]

@MrMikeyboy1002 you know nothing of life

[MrMikeyboy1002]

@Scammernet1 You know nothing of English.

[Doodee1989]

Dam that was a good line lol

wouldn't it make more sence to fight back than let them rape you?

[starrysparks]

omg that is like how i do it and the guys just seem to love it !!

[jadenhotguy]

OMG im gona cum with this like in 10 seconds!!!

the way that you stare with your eyes is beyond orgasmic!!!

[mattinks]

Well damn!!! That's hot!

[jadenhotguy]

OMG this is soooo romantic... the sound, your licking the banana gently and sexy... it turns me on!!! gawd i wish u cud suck mine.

[mattinks]

LOL!!!

[Wik2kassa]

lo "My dick just borke" hahah very funny

[mikeymclean]

u look like u suck a mean dick man!

[mattinks]

hmmm well is yours mean? we could find out HAHAHA

[ActinLykaDeevah]

that was hilarious!

[nitromefan2424]

try using a cucumber!

but that turned me on <3

will you marry me?

[mattinks]

K - lets do it

[jadenhotguy]

hey i was gona ask him to marry me first!

[nitromefan2424]

owell.. he's mine honey =]

[armapalindra]

you're cute

[TaylorandShae]

HAHAHAH

THATS SOO AWCWARD...

[beit08]

ok... I honestly just had sympathy pains for whoever's dick you are sucking.... and I'ma girl...

[redneon06]

You really turned me on!

I've practiced with bananas too!

Yours would be better!

[diverse01]

really funny... lmfao

[devilln]

this little fucker NEEDS some help!!!! lol dont go screaming to god cause he cant help ya eaither!!!

GOOD LUCK YA STUPID FUCK

[mattinks]

who are you talking about?

[rideslikethewind]

LMAO XD gay men give the best blow jobs! i love the song choice. and this is actually hot

[obinrobin31]

Acckkk!!! OLOLOLOLOLOlllll You're hillarious dude!

[luvpuppie3]

u are amazing! love love love ur videos =D

[mattinks]

aww thanks

[coenen09285781662]

omfg i cant stop laughing hahahahahahaha , dude a cucumber wont break

[mattinks]

hahaah

[ajwrtn91]

lol wow.

you must have been really bored..

are you gay? lol

[GoaliesRock]

YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING!!!! HAHA

I love you so much, you are always cracking me up. I laughed so hard, just now!!!!

"OMG my dick just broke!!!!"

LMAO

[mattinks]

haahha dontcha hate it when that happens

[Mattenouchet]

LOLLLLL YOU'RE SO FUNNY <3! AND I GOT THE SAME NAME AS YOURS. ;)! xx.

[mattinks]

well we rock!!

[crowboy13]

well that was attractive, lol

[CadreFighter]

nice, R0FL. Try a cucumber next time. x]

[bjhorton2005]

rofl

[pinkboyz182]

wow ya.. i laughed my ass off!!

[mattinks]

haha Im glad you got a laugh!!! =)

[okibe13]

lol halar

[HelenMailey2009]

ahah youtr well funny lol

[TheLastKiss00]

I love the Come On Over cd by Shania Twain. I got it when I got my first discman.

And I like to think that your fingers were in your asshole before you licked them. Maybe I'm the biggest pervert here but whatever.

[mattinks]

HA! You are a damn nut!

[TheLastKiss00]

hahaha sometimes

[szakislash04]

you're a gay man;))

[mattinks]

Yes. That would be correct.

[MandyKayBabe]

eat that thing gooddd

[MandyKayBabe]

work it work it own it!

[littleBIGGERchris]

wow that was strangely arousing. and yet gave me phantom pains.

[3ti3nn333]

loooooooooool at first i was so into it but then i got disgusted haha good job though :P

[thea456]

hahahahahaha! the burp at the end xD priceless xD

[danagogu]

that was so funny :))

[lifeseeker1]

Uh, no.

If I put my cock in a mouth, I want it back!Looking down and seeing choping, chewing, swollowing and finger licking is scary.

That was fun, keep up the good work.

[icebloomafoo]

LOL!

[r0xdab0x96]

haha

[mykiskoart]

I laughed my ass off on this one! I was watching you carefully to get your tips until I saw you chew that banana to a pulp! lol :)

[mattinks]

haahah I got hungry!

[webble500]

I think I do a pretty good job! check out my video!

[mattinks]

Get it girl!

[Czeryy]

bhoa ich will nicht will wissen wie viele schwule davor masturbiert haben ^^

[texasb0y69]

damn this got me HORRRRRRNYYYY kinda cummed a little bit too(: wanna suck mine like that? my dick wont break lol

[ThatLuckyBiatch]

grOSSSSSSSSSSS

u shove dick up your mouth

ew

[mattinks]

no silly!! I shove dick IN my mouth. Not UP it.

[alenino]

hahaha you are freakin crazy,, hahah so funny! awesome

[withLOVEloves]

Lol; this is dope. the song matches!

[aussiexlguy]

mmmmmmmmmmm was that banana up anyones ass before you peeled it

[whatthehell900]

hott.

[DeityJazz]

THE BEST VID ON YOUTUBE!!!

Im suscribing to this shit, you are hilarious! I used to watch Chris Crocker, but you WAY better. You are my new YouTube Idol!

[khaipi]

nice demonstration, hope u wont peel my skin .hahahahahah

[superfishy4]

yea, that was sexy. lmao your funny :P

[gino917713]

good lord! lol

your amazing

[djmarkcotter]

careful i think that banana has an STD :-P

[mattinks]

oh... my bad!

[djmarkcotter]

im soo bored but your videos are entertaining me :)

[rileybandwidth]

Wow.. when are we going to go out on our date, babe? ;)

[mattinks]

anytime.. where we going?

[rileybandwidth]

I haven't decided yet. Where do you think we should go? :P

[mattinks]

Well it says your in NY... Central Park will be good. I have been to NYC like 8 times and still have not yet went to CP.

[rileybandwidth]

Oh wow, really?? I go through it everyday, my dance studio is right by it. Sounds like a plan, gorgeous! :)

When was the last time you came to the city?

[mattinks]

It's been a few months actually. I am about due to go again!

[rileybandwidth]

Well I hope you have fun, babe. :)

[mattinks]

Oh I always do! LOL

[no1here1]

Twat.

who the fuck are u to think ur cool and give 'blow job lessons'

what a dick, look at what ur doing seriously.

[mattinks]

ok.. what am i doing? I am eating a banana.

[fumala420]

lol shut up

it was kinda cute

[fflybz]

With this economy, I think you should do a video about dildo substitutes. I'm sure there are fruits and vegetables that could work well for the strapped for cash. You could also make a healthy salad after you've tossed your own. Perhaps broom handle critiquing -- the best broom handles that can be used up your pooper.

[sparaciojones]

LMFAO!! That was so funny!

[mattinks]

Thanks Marie! Will you sit on my face?

[sparaciojones]

Only if you let me sit on it and squirm...

[DryWhiskey]

cool!

[KohlKovet]

At first i was scared that i was going to get too turned on by this. But then it broke. lol Nice video.

[mattinks]

HHAHAHA Yeah.. it always ruins the moment when the shit breaks!

[MiszJ3sst3r]

HAHAHAHA woah. i love this. <:]

[mattinks]

Thanks.. lol

[nybrad716]

Tell your sister her fans miss her!!!!

[mattinks]

I know I know. I will hopefully get her in a video soon.

[mattinks]

hhaha i thought about that..or my ear.

[fflybz]

Family Guy had an entire episode about "doing it in the ear."

[fflybz]

I'll give you five bucks if you stick it up your nose.

[ijmorales]

hahaha

Good!

[brm144]

haha nice matt

good job:P

[ijmorales]

hahaha

Good

[Thadeejay]

Look 4 daveo vid... it's the right way lol

[aaron40402]

i think i just came a lil bit... :S

[mattinks]

Thats hot! I did too!

[backseatmafia]

i won't eat a banana ever again

[mattinks]

good.. now go die.

[Praxxus55712]

Did anyone see at 1:37 where the banana shot off on his cheek? WOW!

That was hot till you ate the pecker........I mean banana. I hate it when a guy is blowing me and then eats my penis. That's just selfish. :)

[mattinks]

hahahaha yeah i can be selfish at times!

[spagettitacos]

thats still hot!!

[jpsketch03]

Hahahahahahaha!

[mattinks]

you wouldnt be lauging if it was your dick that broke! LOL

[jpsketch03]

true.. :(

[mattinks]

hahaah thanks

[nybrad716]

WHERE IS YOUR SISTER!!!!!!

[mattinks]

She was sitting on the couch watching tv when I made this. I almost talked her into doing a video the other night but the battery wasnt charged for the camera so she went to bed!

[kooterpie]

i am DISTURBED!!!! and also very aroused. hahaha

[mattinks]

Thats hot.. lol

[kooterpie]

You know...I've had similar problems with bananas. They can never keep it up.

[mattinks]

AHAHHAHAHAH Nice!

[kooterpie]

I'm hoping that you don't have that problem. Or ever mess with a guy that does. Cuz that would just suck. No pun intended.

[davidls11]

You know what else is fun? Two bananas at the same time. For more on bananas, check out the following: /watch?v=9UWYtFCJm8Y

[mattinks]

oh my mouth can't handle two at once!!! HAHA

[davidls11]

Who said anything about them both going into your mouth? ;)

[mattinks]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAH I am not looking to be air tight either!!