theres one guy i knew with a smalll penis....but no one gave him shit about it; ya know why? because he got laid more times in one month than most people do in a year lol
peace.fear the one who has created you.fear the one to whom u will be answerable fear the day when your body parts will talk against you.plzz brothers and sisters plzz fear plzzz.
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I cried after hearing your story. Please remember that not everyone is a racist. Even though I am a wealthy white man, I would never hurt your feelings.
I don't think you know what the hell you're talking about. Come here in the Phils & ask people what a Pacific Islander is, no one will have an idea what you're talking about. Everyone here identifies themselves as a Filipino first, Asian 2nd, not PI, I never even heard of the term until last year & I'm 29. Filipinos are not weird, you are, as well as those ignorant Fil-Ams, they're not even Filipino culturally, they're Americans who have identity issues!
So why listen to uneducated & uncultured people, don't you know it isn't wise to listen to such ignoramuses unless you are one? & I don't appreciate being called a derogatory term - fucking little island people.
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You moron. That's what the Flips told me. I never said anything. how can you blame me you fucking idiot. What says a lot about me? That I listen to Filipinos? Ok, maybe next time I won't listen to Filipinos. When did I call Filipinos "fucking little island people"? Can't you fucking read?
You know what else my Filipina friend told me? She said Philippines is a dirty, garbage, crime infested country and most of the women are whores. I learn about Philippines from Filipinos and filipina
I see what you did there, trying to find justification for saying derogatory remarks about Filipinos & their country by introducing a made-up 3rd party who you call a 'FLIP'. Stupid moronic train of thought! LOL! I could very well try that stunt you just pulled but I'm too educated & cultured to respond in such a crude & sickly behavior. What exactly did you think the abbreviation of flip stood for? I made mention of it previously & still you persisted.*sigh*
Why would I go 2 the US? I've been 2 the best schools, I'm cultured, I have a good education & I have a good life here. I only travel 4 recreation, & the US is the last place I go 2, 2 mundane 4 my taste. The only Pinoys who move there are the poor farmers who need 2 earn a living. You're just 2 beneath me 2 fathom my lifestyle. What an uneducated, uncultured uncouth u are.
As for your GUARANTEE, *sigh* I see you lack any intellectual pursuits as your conclusion is as baseless as ur stupidity. Ever wonder why there are people still in the Phils? That's right, not everyone goes to the US, you ignoramus. If it weren't 4 the net, we wouldn't even be interacting as ur well beneath my social, intellectual & cultural standing, you're nothing but a slumdog & sadly it shows. How pitiful.....
It says I'm from the Phils? Didn't I just inform you of that fact myself on a previous post? Wow, you really are a moron, a dim-witted moron, geez you are a slow one aren't you? No wonder you're confused! You probably hang out with the dimmest lightbulb in your area, no intellectual & cultured Filipino would bother w/ the likes of you, or anyone else who's clearly your superior in every way imaginable! LOL!
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Why wouldnt u go is what u should be asking. U must be half retarded. US is the greatest country and sets the world's standards. U wouldnt have shit if it wasnt for us and thats the cold truth. We have the most diverse sets of landscapes in the world and some of the best cities and the friendliest genuine people. Ive been around the world too and Philipines is not even worthy of comparing to the US and thats from someone who lives here and has been to your country.
Are you that stupid? You think you just fly to the USA and just live there? USA has strict immigration laws. Millions of people from around the world are trying to get into the USA, not just Vietnamese and Philippines.
This is why so many of them marry US Military men for easy access to the USA. .
By the way you're defending yourself, you sound like you're in middle school or something. You're clueless.
Alright you are a damn nationalist bastard. Let me give it to you straight. You are not better than the other rascists of the world. I'm from the United States and I would really like to punch you in the face because you are so ignorant as to other people's cultures. The people of Vietnam, bot Vietnamese, and other South Pacific countries have numerous reasons to go back home where they were originally from. If America was full of people like you, I'd want to go back to my native country too.
@Mondafied ahem im coming back for more.... my family members went back to vietnam becuz the us didnt satisfy them, they were legal immigrants becuz they were originally war refugees smart one..
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defgill 4 months ago
theres one guy i knew with a smalll penis....but no one gave him shit about it; ya know why? because he got laid more times in one month than most people do in a year lol
DMBassNVox 8 months ago
that was awesome
KjWa13 9 months ago
you are right, filipino girls are the biggest whores in the world, they are good for hooking up though
randydandy1974 1 year ago
wow alot of the comments below have nothing to do with this video...
wasians000 2 years ago 5
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US sucks US sucks and chinese people do have small dics and chines girls have small boobs. i mean just face it you got small stuff.
jasonblake97 2 years ago
I could eat your soul.
jaekn 2 years ago 2
u forgot blacks and jews
skatekoh 2 years ago
haha lmao
iwannaMove2LA 3 years ago
lol "..that would be strange ta seeee"...
2Luke 3 years ago 4
dude hahaha sooo funny!
KoreanKidSteve 3 years ago
best comedian on this chanel
superfreestyleer 3 years ago
this guy is FUNNY!!
velvatron252 3 years ago
This guy should get his own show man...i'd watch it!
imperialcereal 3 years ago 22
Seriously, he'd blow up. Hilarious material.
Infinite2540 3 years ago
"How did you know I was hungry?"
>x-D
"Yeah, well, yes I do. 'Cause I'm seven bro'."
>x-D
ShadowoOfBlood 3 years ago 8
LOLOLOL
JoelSCollier 3 years ago
Hilarious...
Garrison628 3 years ago 2
lol
MutaliskMaster 3 years ago
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Not true there are FOUR YEAR OLDS runnin around with big dicks, they are called "The Brothers!"
ShadowoOfBlood 3 years ago
uh... sick... who'd wanna do them X_X
someguy123987 3 years ago
idky but just the way you said that, makes me want to punch you in the face? lol
hhmasta4320 3 years ago
hahahahhaa lol
theLikesofme3 3 years ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO
Skipz0rz 3 years ago
that is quality! so funny!!
mufcchampions07 3 years ago
you hate chinese people white power nigger??? you fuck'n racist
sox16champs 3 years ago
peace.fear the one who has created you.fear the one to whom u will be answerable fear the day when your body parts will talk against you.plzz brothers and sisters plzz fear plzzz.
the day is not far whn u will be in wat u walk on
teke care
may god guide us
(just want to help)
abdulkhn19 3 years ago
this is so funny
VvFrankVv 3 years ago
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I cried after hearing your story. Please remember that not everyone is a racist. Even though I am a wealthy white man, I would never hurt your feelings.
brokermy 3 years ago
ROFL!
TahaFHassan 3 years ago
hahaha cool man, is he a Filipino too?
jeroiya 3 years ago
I think so although Fillipinos arent asian pacific islander... Tagalog is my bet!
SailorsBitch08 3 years ago
The Philippines is located in SE Asia, therefore they ARE ASIAN!
nenabunena 2 years ago
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A lot of Flips don't like being called Asian. They prefer "Pacific Islander". ............. Filipinos are weird.
Mondafied 2 years ago
I don't think you know what the hell you're talking about. Come here in the Phils & ask people what a Pacific Islander is, no one will have an idea what you're talking about. Everyone here identifies themselves as a Filipino first, Asian 2nd, not PI, I never even heard of the term until last year & I'm 29. Filipinos are not weird, you are, as well as those ignorant Fil-Ams, they're not even Filipino culturally, they're Americans who have identity issues!
nenabunena 2 years ago
So why listen to uneducated & uncultured people, don't you know it isn't wise to listen to such ignoramuses unless you are one? & I don't appreciate being called a derogatory term - fucking little island people.
nenabunena 2 years ago
Don't blame me for what the flips told me.
Mondafied 2 years ago
I think I will, you call Filipinos fucking little Island people, says a lot about you.
nenabunena 2 years ago
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You moron. That's what the Flips told me. I never said anything. how can you blame me you fucking idiot. What says a lot about me? That I listen to Filipinos? Ok, maybe next time I won't listen to Filipinos. When did I call Filipinos "fucking little island people"? Can't you fucking read?
You know what else my Filipina friend told me? She said Philippines is a dirty, garbage, crime infested country and most of the women are whores. I learn about Philippines from Filipinos and filipina
Mondafied 2 years ago
I see what you did there, trying to find justification for saying derogatory remarks about Filipinos & their country by introducing a made-up 3rd party who you call a 'FLIP'. Stupid moronic train of thought! LOL! I could very well try that stunt you just pulled but I'm too educated & cultured to respond in such a crude & sickly behavior. What exactly did you think the abbreviation of flip stood for? I made mention of it previously & still you persisted.*sigh*
nenabunena 2 years ago
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Nope, it's not made up. That's what my filipino/filipina friends say.
Asia is a shithole period, it doesn't matter what Asian country it is. There's a reason why all of the Asians move to Canada and USA.
Mondafied 2 years ago
*sigh* Not even worth another reply, bye the bye douchebag.
nenabunena 2 years ago
It says that you're from the Philippines. I bet you are going to move the US or Canada sometimes in your life. I almost guarantee it.
Mondafied 2 years ago
Why would I go 2 the US? I've been 2 the best schools, I'm cultured, I have a good education & I have a good life here. I only travel 4 recreation, & the US is the last place I go 2, 2 mundane 4 my taste. The only Pinoys who move there are the poor farmers who need 2 earn a living. You're just 2 beneath me 2 fathom my lifestyle. What an uneducated, uncultured uncouth u are.
nenabunena 2 years ago
As for your GUARANTEE, *sigh* I see you lack any intellectual pursuits as your conclusion is as baseless as ur stupidity. Ever wonder why there are people still in the Phils? That's right, not everyone goes to the US, you ignoramus. If it weren't 4 the net, we wouldn't even be interacting as ur well beneath my social, intellectual & cultural standing, you're nothing but a slumdog & sadly it shows. How pitiful.....
nenabunena 2 years ago
It says I'm from the Phils? Didn't I just inform you of that fact myself on a previous post? Wow, you really are a moron, a dim-witted moron, geez you are a slow one aren't you? No wonder you're confused! You probably hang out with the dimmest lightbulb in your area, no intellectual & cultured Filipino would bother w/ the likes of you, or anyone else who's clearly your superior in every way imaginable! LOL!
nenabunena 2 years ago
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Why wouldnt u go is what u should be asking. U must be half retarded. US is the greatest country and sets the world's standards. U wouldnt have shit if it wasnt for us and thats the cold truth. We have the most diverse sets of landscapes in the world and some of the best cities and the friendliest genuine people. Ive been around the world too and Philipines is not even worthy of comparing to the US and thats from someone who lives here and has been to your country.
XSURFRANCISCO3 2 years ago
then why did my girlfriend go back to the phillipines huh, why did my relatives go back to vietnam
whitelotus77 2 years ago
Because they were illegal immigrants. Your girlfriend was probably a whore like many Filipino and Vietnamese girls.
Mondafied 2 years ago
umm no the reason why was becuz her family thought bout it really good plus why are 90,000,000 still in vietnam and the phillipines huh
whitelotus77 2 years ago
Are you that stupid? You think you just fly to the USA and just live there? USA has strict immigration laws. Millions of people from around the world are trying to get into the USA, not just Vietnamese and Philippines.
This is why so many of them marry US Military men for easy access to the USA. .
By the way you're defending yourself, you sound like you're in middle school or something. You're clueless.
Mondafied 2 years ago
Alright you are a damn nationalist bastard. Let me give it to you straight. You are not better than the other rascists of the world. I'm from the United States and I would really like to punch you in the face because you are so ignorant as to other people's cultures. The people of Vietnam, bot Vietnamese, and other South Pacific countries have numerous reasons to go back home where they were originally from. If America was full of people like you, I'd want to go back to my native country too.
BeeRaiEnn 2 years ago
@Mondafied ahem im coming back for more.... my family members went back to vietnam becuz the us didnt satisfy them, they were legal immigrants becuz they were originally war refugees smart one..
whitelotus77 1 year ago
so do i and my friends count themselves as AZN
whitelotus77 2 years ago
Russia and Pakistan are also in Asia.
lowfatfishsticks 2 years ago
"Well yeah, 'cuz I'm SEVEN."
MewBerrry 3 years ago 2
lol
verycoldice2 3 years ago
GREAT!
a1gaius 3 years ago
5stars!
2Luke 3 years ago
I loved this xD
GlamStarWee 3 years ago
You should have said It might be a needle but it works like a sewing machine! lol but you wer right also about it not looking right!
feamuseeney 3 years ago
haha. good one.
jomomo 3 years ago
thats funny.
blacksabbathA15 3 years ago
Oh my god. This dude is hilarious!!!
IanLeeGoesWee 3 years ago
funny
BeatleUniversity 3 years ago
yes it would....or wood.... bad joke.
jokerbilly 3 years ago
I heard this somewhere
z3ekeezzz 3 years ago
yeah me too, I think he was on last comic standing or on comedy central
18greene 3 years ago
He did this on Live at Gotham too. I love this guy.
Alpha000013 3 years ago
uh oh we are getting a little edgy rooftop...
tardesnegras 3 years ago
funny. when he said, "go home and eat your rice!" an add appeared on the right and offered Damien Rice ringtones.
hmmm.
Caboose68 3 years ago 4
funny shtuff!
berryconnell 3 years ago
I still have my 7-year old dick...sadly...
rogermoore27 3 years ago 30
@rogermoore27 not in the morning you don't
Mattorzo 1 year ago
@rogermoore27 lol
waiting4smtin 5 months ago
lol, go eat your rice
PointlessClips 3 years ago
i was hung like a horse when i was 7. pubety had a shrinking effect tho );
stonedfishh 3 years ago
lol God giveth and God taketh away LOL
LeeroyFan101 3 years ago
Westside
jknocal 3 years ago
Funny
goYankeesgo 3 years ago 2