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  • theres one guy i knew with a smalll penis....but no one gave him shit about it; ya know why? because he got laid more times in one month than most people do in a year lol

  • that was awesome

  • you are right, filipino girls are the biggest whores in the world, they are good for hooking up though

  • wow alot of the comments below have nothing to do with this video...

  • I could eat your soul.

  • u forgot blacks and jews

  • haha lmao

  • lol "..that would be strange ta seeee"...

  • dude hahaha sooo funny!

  • best comedian on this chanel

  • this guy is FUNNY!!

  • This guy should get his own show man...i'd watch it!

  • Seriously, he'd blow up. Hilarious material.

  • "How did you know I was hungry?"

    >x-D

    "Yeah, well, yes I do. 'Cause I'm seven bro'."

    >x-D

  • LOLOLOL

  • Hilarious...

  • lol

  • uh... sick... who'd wanna do them X_X

  • idky but just the way you said that, makes me want to punch you in the face? lol

  • hahahahhaa lol

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO

  • that is quality! so funny!!

  • you hate chinese people white power nigger??? you fuck'n racist

  • peace.fear the one who has created you.fear the one to whom u will be answerable fear the day when your body parts will talk against you.plzz brothers and sisters plzz fear plzzz.

    the day is not far whn u will be in wat u walk on

    teke care

    may god guide us

    (just want to help)

  • this is so funny

  • ROFL!

  • hahaha cool man, is he a Filipino too?

  • I think so although Fillipinos arent asian pacific islander... Tagalog is my bet!

  • The Philippines is located in SE Asia, therefore they ARE ASIAN!

  • I don't think you know what the hell you're talking about. Come here in the Phils & ask people what a Pacific Islander is, no one will have an idea what you're talking about. Everyone here identifies themselves as a Filipino first, Asian 2nd, not PI, I never even heard of the term until last year & I'm 29. Filipinos are not weird, you are, as well as those ignorant Fil-Ams, they're not even Filipino culturally, they're Americans who have identity issues!

  • So why listen to uneducated & uncultured people, don't you know it isn't wise to listen to such ignoramuses unless you are one? & I don't appreciate being called a derogatory term - fucking little island people.

  • Don't blame me for what the flips told me.

  • I think I will, you call Filipinos fucking little Island people, says a lot about you.

  • I see what you did there, trying to find justification for saying derogatory remarks about Filipinos & their country by introducing a made-up 3rd party who you call a 'FLIP'. Stupid moronic train of thought! LOL! I could very well try that stunt you just pulled but I'm too educated & cultured to respond in such a crude & sickly behavior. What exactly did you think the abbreviation of flip stood for? I made mention of it previously & still you persisted.*sigh*

  • *sigh* Not even worth another reply, bye the bye douchebag.

  • It says that you're from the Philippines. I bet you are going to move the US or Canada sometimes in your life. I almost guarantee it.

  • Why would I go 2 the US? I've been 2 the best schools, I'm cultured, I have a good education & I have a good life here. I only travel 4 recreation, & the US is the last place I go 2, 2 mundane 4 my taste. The only Pinoys who move there are the poor farmers who need 2 earn a living. You're just 2 beneath me 2 fathom my lifestyle. What an uneducated, uncultured uncouth u are.

  • As for your GUARANTEE, *sigh* I see you lack any intellectual pursuits as your conclusion is as baseless as ur stupidity. Ever wonder why there are people still in the Phils? That's right, not everyone goes to the US, you ignoramus. If it weren't 4 the net, we wouldn't even be interacting as ur well beneath my social, intellectual & cultural standing, you're nothing but a slumdog & sadly it shows. How pitiful.....

  • It says I'm from the Phils? Didn't I just inform you of that fact myself on a previous post? Wow, you really are a moron, a dim-witted moron, geez you are a slow one aren't you? No wonder you're confused! You probably hang out with the dimmest lightbulb in your area, no intellectual & cultured Filipino would bother w/ the likes of you, or anyone else who's clearly your superior in every way imaginable! LOL!

  • then why did my girlfriend go back to the phillipines huh, why did my relatives go back to vietnam

  • Because they were illegal immigrants. Your girlfriend was probably a whore like many Filipino and Vietnamese girls.

  • umm no the reason why was becuz her family thought bout it really good plus why are 90,000,000 still in vietnam and the phillipines huh

  • Are you that stupid? You think you just fly to the USA and just live there? USA has strict immigration laws. Millions of people from around the world are trying to get into the USA, not just Vietnamese and Philippines.

    This is why so many of them marry US Military men for easy access to the USA. .

    By the way you're defending yourself, you sound like you're in middle school or something. You're clueless.

  • Alright you are a damn nationalist bastard. Let me give it to you straight. You are not better than the other rascists of the world. I'm from the United States and I would really like to punch you in the face because you are so ignorant as to other people's cultures. The people of Vietnam, bot Vietnamese, and other South Pacific countries have numerous reasons to go back home where they were originally from. If America was full of people like you, I'd want to go back to my native country too.

  • @Mondafied ahem im coming back for more.... my family members went back to vietnam becuz the us didnt satisfy them, they were legal immigrants becuz they were originally war refugees smart one..

  • so do i and my friends count themselves as AZN

  • Russia and Pakistan are also in Asia.

  • "Well yeah, 'cuz I'm SEVEN."

  • lol

  • GREAT!

  • 5stars!

  • I loved this xD

  • You should have said It might be a needle but it works like a sewing machine! lol but you wer right also about it not looking right!

  • haha. good one.

  • thats funny.

  • Oh my god. This dude is hilarious!!!

  • funny

  • yes it would....or wood.... bad joke.

  • I heard this somewhere

  • yeah me too, I think he was on last comic standing or on comedy central

  • He did this on Live at Gotham too. I love this guy.

  • uh oh we are getting a little edgy rooftop...

  • funny. when he said, "go home and eat your rice!" an add appeared on the right and offered Damien Rice ringtones.

    hmmm.

  • funny shtuff!

  • I still have my 7-year old dick...sadly...

  • @rogermoore27 not in the morning you don't

  • @rogermoore27 lol

  • lol, go eat your rice

  • i was hung like a horse when i was 7. pubety had a shrinking effect tho );

  • lol God giveth and God taketh away LOL

  • Westside

  • Funny

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