Portal: A Day in the Life of a Turret (Machinima)

[MrTheblackeyedpeas]

I want to put my floppy into her diskdrive HIGH FIVE

[LJVolkov21]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIT.

[5usaO]

2223 now, not me i like this vid

[rokkor1234]

i wonder if there will be cake?

[whatafuuuuu]

LOVE THIS haahaha

[ilay1222]

3:21 is the most funny parts

[ilay1222]

5:16 pm is the most funny !!!!!



[GubbleBubble3]

This would never happen at Black Mesa...

[1HeyYouThereBVBArmy7]

myspace and facebook got blocked thanks to SOPA!!!!!

[SuperOllieWorld]

3:30 omg

[RedRadz]

IDEA!A day in the life of GLaDOS!Oh the cake numbers in that would be insane!!!

[009andathird]

owned bitches powned

[KidAnime20]

I would insert my Floppy into her Disk Drive!

XD

[brandtsback]

i wonder if there will b cake fuck u hahaha

[krookyjj]

2:08 thats what she said!

[RainAngel111]

i just realized portal 2 is missing that humming noise. that may be why i just didn't feel like i was in aperture science.

[The5ilentType]

Please be cake! Please be cake!!!

[SuperGT240]

2:07 my constipated fave

[Homerboy44]

2:18

SOPA and PIPA in a nutshell

[Kkammiee]

I wonder if there will be cake

Fuck you

[DIngram00]

2:06 = MINDFUCKED!

[zxzxjameszxzx]

floppy into her disk drive

[MrBraddzzz]

no shit sherlock LOL

come out bitch

[MrBraddzzz]

i want a day 2 please!!!!!!!!!!!! i would watch it if it was 24hrs

[uberspazzcake217]

baaalllsss

[Hyrvydder]

Such a lulzy change in pace from 3;09pm (2:38 in video) to the next segment at 4;12 (2:52)

Turrets: (singing Still Alive) Doo doot do doo, doo...

Cube: PWNED BITCHES!

Whole video is one sexy Portal tribute though... Thanks, Machinima.

[MrBraddzzz]

lol so funny come out bitch lol

[axelfox88]

*turret is falling* shhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiitttttttttt­~

me: wtf hahahahahahhaah! XD

[WarriorXenomorph]

what the shut XDXD

[whatafuuuuu]

OMG this is SO funny i laughed my ass of so hard

[WarriorXenomorph]

turret 1 i wonder is there will be cake turret 2 FUCK YOU

[UndeadLink707]

"I'd like to insert my floppy into her disk drives."

LOL

[eerfh]

i wonder if there would be cake.

[JLiDragons]

All aperature science equipment can withstand temperatures of up to 4000 degrees kelvin

[sparkie1j]

@JLiDragons wait so the laser can destroy turrets so its higher than that but so can the cubes? hmmmm companion cube never burned

[TheWolf7133]

Ahahaha, love it!

[cmzangetsu1993]

BrainScratchComms sent me here...

Sorry had to say it.

[RandomNacho24]

see you in hell cube

[malinalli3]

2215 Turrets Heard this and said "No,its not it"

[xKRAZYRICANx]

I pray to god that the idiots that came up with SOPA die and come back as cake so we slice them up, share, eat and then shit them out, just a thought.

[RobloxSuperbl0xy400]

2:22 SOPA

[hackrainbowEDM]

THE CAKE ISNT A FUCKING LIE , THE END SHOWED THE CAKE! FUCKERS.

[MarioGamer200]

I love chess

[Caarloz2]

2213 Turrets unlike this video!

[naj2013]

@Caarloz2 you mean dislike lol

[Caarloz2]

@naj2013 My english is too bad, sorry hahahaha

[NotebookTheCat]

@Caarloz2 2,222 turrets now :O

[camred123]

@Caarloz2 now 2222

[MrXephos100]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt­tttt

[Hooded1Menace]

Come out, bitch.

[zarpelon091098]

youtube.com/watch?v=nEiBhWRNyO­­s

[MrBull313]

PWNED BITCHES! DOMINATED!!!

[927hawkeye927]

3:09 i started singing along :)

[EzionAuditore1990]

See ya in hell Cube!! XD



[TheOfficialGameTime]

Wat The Shit

[XxJoxJoxJordanxX]

I typed in "what in the fuck is that" and this was what I found...

[Xifz92]

BALLS.

[ipwnppl1]

no shit sherlock

[ririslide123]

AHAHAHHA this is amazing XD

[pootis97]

Turrets is like a creeper,dont have any hands

[MasterPootis]

come out bitch

[Downbrokenhearts]

And in portal 2 they will once and forever be one with the heavy weighted cube :D

[manal1888]

3:20-3:33 i cant stop laughing

[tf2fanclassic]

High five!

[BeNotNormal]

Come out, bitch?

[bartitoman]

the turret is waiting his cake!!!!!

[Pokey24680]

@:58 War games reference FTW!

[Matti04VEVO]

2208 people will not get cake

I want to be turret! :D

[adventurecactus819]

I'll see you in hell cube.

[crayzbotzz700]

.PWNED BITCHES!!!!

[nman981]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 3:29

[SpeedySPCFan]

Watch the video without laughing?

====!!!CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!====

I did it :D

[dsjones89]

This is epic. The part at 3:20 is hilarious.

[TheXfirePhoenixX]

Tried to laugh but i can't XD

[AmbipomRocks]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[TinaAriganello]

LOL watch this this the captions...

[spineosaur]

Apparently, turrets can't get it up

[SoraJ14]

This is freaking hilarious!!!

[ZmTheLeo]

LOL

[MultiVideo1000]

i like this one :D

[NightAsasinFUA11]

2,204 people didn't get cake.

[peanuttherat]

Floppy ftw? lol

[DrforkintheLung300]

LOl there is a penis at the wall at 3:15

[TiberiusOmega3]

@DrforkintheLung300 No there isn't....

[FJmonarch850]

are you still dhere?

[regsakags18]

XDXDXDXDXD

[Tyrael918]

Its been years now... I wish the would take that version of still alive they hummed and make it into a full harmonized song.



[crazyguylink]

Who cares that they're about to be incinerated! IS THERE GOING TO BE CAKE?!?

[UniversalHere]

1:00 war games

[rikko338]

I didn't know that there was Facebook in 2008

[XxJakeSxX]

Balllllllllls

[Teimaninja26]

2012 BITCH



[Epicmadnesz]

Is it just me or is there no 4:08?

[Luiginanator7]

@Epicmadnesz Did you really just realize that? YouTube skips over the second to last second in every that's longer than 1 second. It's been like that for a long time.

[jordanpasek]

@Luiginanator7 My...god...

[CursedloverDemon]

i wonder if there will be cake.

Fuck You.

[5usaO]

yes, i will insert my floppy into her disk drives

[ZombieMaster017]

Some times i want to tear this whole damn place apart!

[hgbomb1]

lol

[TheHafast68]

Lol do you think there is going to be cake? Fuck you.

[ChocosMs]

lol Shhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[nikoboi95]

the cake is a lie...

[BleakColours]

@nikoboi95 No. It's not. Now go actually play portal.

[mcggrp]

5:16

[DUDEIMTHEPIG]

I Wonder Was There any Cake? =)

[Shizuka9970]

@DUDEIMTHEPIG mmaaaayyyyybbbbeeeeeeeee XD

[lcatgril]

like if your epic just like these two!

[99ddagger]

Oh my god, ow, son of a bitch, what the shit, balls, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

[JimmyOwnes]

Lol, the portals at the end are not possible on that floor :P

[korasia2214]

lol i love this!

[jellejoo]

@badbad200000 you are an idiot..........

[ThroughLidlessEye]

this is the first youtube video that I've disliked in a looooooooooooooong time.

[EliKG114]

@ThroughLidlessEye Y U NO LIKE?

[Infaninty]

2:34 LOOL!!!!!



[veraten]

hahah "What shoud i say now?" "Come out bitch" XDDDD hahahaha best part !

[seawo0lf]

"I don't blame you"

[snoMedia]

nicely done but it is missing the flavour of portal. A Turret would never talk about such trival things :P

[MonkeysAreBananas77]

Best video Machinima ever made by far!

[zmdarkstar]

this shit wouldnt happen at black mesa..



[aleelui]

LOL!!! :) is there cake fuck u LOL!!! :)

[PacManIsEvil]

this was just great :D

[thekillerbooger]

omg fuck oww son of a bitch balls shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiit  : D i love this video so much

[OrangeAclock]

Whats the song in the background?

[TheSMWStudios]

LOL. LOVE THE "WAR GAMES" REFERENCE!! :D

[fullmetalcayla315]

"I wonder if there will be cake." "Fuck you." XD

[Kwertz123]

2:37 Best part!

[lordjack567]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

[ignorantrodent]

i like the war games reference about tic tac toe

[pwnerzatzhaloz3]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[krauhlboy]

no la puedes hacer en español?

[KonzoleKing]

"come out bitch"

[brockatschool]

Kevin sent me

[RandomStuffit]

i would insert my floppy into her diskdrive to :)

[RandomStuffit]

i like trains!!!

[Radarscoping]

What should I say now? COME OUT BITCH!

[dynamicrobloxman2]

thats not the portal turrets voice

[pizyt]

You know, i plan on fucking you in the ass...>:)

[theacmilanfan123]

The cake is a lie

[dracos5872]

companion cube omg.

[TheMikesc15]

normally i like machinima but WAUW this was boring like hell... sorry machinima

[EzIoSwOrD]

There is cake

[EzIoSwOrD]

Spoiler alert for people that havent beaten the game ----Anybody that wants to know if there really was cake because once you beat gladus it shows the cake with a companion cube and there are red dots of a turrets eye that come up everywhere

[RykerBoy00]

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play." WarGames reference.

[jamiepalser117]

What shall i say next?

Come out here bitch XD

[TheMeezProductions]

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIT" XD

[pwnslayerable]

what should i say next?

Come out bitch .......

Echoes bitch bitch bitch itch tch ch h

[TheDesertonfire]

I've seen this so many times, yet I only just now got the War Games reference.

[TastyChevelle]

i just keep playing 2:39 over and over

[TheMattchu1212]

Can't beat the classics.

[redbamafan]

Hilarious.

[seriouslysiriusable]

Was funny until the swearing and crude jokes.. Big turn off...

[LittlePikachu]

@seriouslysiriusable Then it became hilarious

[v1ruzspawn3]

Machinima used to be so good. What happened?

[misabluefbs]

my f***ing turkey is dry

[LhandedCommando]

@misabluefbs rofl, yeah....that part made me laugh.

[misabluefbs]

i want to stick my floppy in her disc drive

[misabluefbs]

do do do do do

[ShadowX210001]

MW3 pwns call of duty 4 and halo 3

[182akatsuki]

@ShadowX210001 Half Life 2 pwns them all, and is the best FPS ever

[DerpFlims47]

@182akatsuki you know portol and gmod etc, are besed off of halflife 2 dumbass their bolth just like addons. for hl2

[NPMproductions13]

@DerpFlims47 have u go gmod add me on steam

[DerpFlims47]

@NPMproductions13 whats your steam name message me

[DerpFlims47]

@DerpFlims47 im phycogamer9910

[182akatsuki]

@DerpFlims47 yes, i do, but do you know how to spell Portal, Based, and Both?Oh, and it's They're, not their

[Menvajea]

@ShadowX210001 ...whatever you say... >_>

[badbad200000]

WHat that melody they sing called

[Pusga2]

@badbad200000 it's the Portal game credits song, "Still Alive".

[InvaderLilyandSARAH]

2:55 "owned bitches!" "go to hell cube" "GET YOUR ASS OFF ME" lmao

[badbad200000]

i know what a floppy drive is and im 13 its a disk thats like a normaly cd but floopy and was used in the 80's

[UberAstroDog]

@badbad200000 Are you being serious? You're dumb.

[TheSapphireAlchemist]

@UberAstroDog And the hunt for badbad200000's comment begins 

[MassiveZebo123]

@TheSapphireAlchemist

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