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  • lol at least batman has a car

  • Batman is still the "World's Greatest Detective" and Superman always has to ask him for help. Superman is still pretty cool, though :)

  • For GOTHAM......GRRRRRRR..

  • I still like Batman better. He's a badass and plus he's like a genius. Superman lived on a farm and he doesn't even have a disguise. He curls his hair and takes his glasses off.

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  • Batman isn't a superhero he's just a hero that's why he's so much cooler than the rest

  • woah .. shit just got real ..

  • Superman I like you and I respect you and imma let you finish, but Batman is one of the greatest superheroes of all time.

  • It's true, Batman has NO superpowers whatsoever!

  • (for HISHE fans)

    if this is Batman and Superman, where's the coffee shop??

  • superman: so joker what is his deal Again ?!! mind Control super strength

    batman: HE DRESSES LIKE A CLOWN !!!!! ROFL XD

  • notice tetris bottom left corner at 1:45

  • Liquified kryptonite injection go!

  • Superman is just a douchebag born with super powers but Batman made him self and he made his own tools and kits...

  • "it needs.....arrrrrr....dark knight" PEEING IN MY PANTS!

  • 2:40-3:00 Yo dawg I heard you needed something.

  • batman is better then superman that is what i think and i realy don't want to start a fight or something

  • At least Batman can handle stupid space rocks

  • I try everyday to ask myself, "What would Superman do?" Then i take a nap.

  • epic batman speech ha lol

  • wow he complains about the joker while lex luthor is realy easy to find

  • 1:46 tetris

  • Batman is awesome because he doesn't need powers to get the job done

    Superman is awesome because he's damn near invincible

    It's like Goku and Vegeta, you can't really go wrong with either

  • hahaha batbro

  • Spiderman would beat em both.

  • lol Superman troll, I love it!! Holy ownage Batman! "he dresses like a clownnnn!" lmao

  • you guys all forget that Superman is a boyscout type hero, he has ethics and rules he plays by and he rarely makes an exception to those rules. Batman however it the type of character that understands the criminal mind. He Always has a contingency plan and regularly throws his morals out the window. He also has Kryptonite bullets designed specifically to take down superman. That aside batman in 1 comic stops superman by threatening to detonate a series of nukes in Metropolis.

  • @MegaLonewolf20 Lol what a hero he is! Like a terrorist

  • @MegaLonewolf20 Nope.. Batman doesn't have kryptonite bullets.. And the last time he and Superman fought, he got his ass handed to him alongside Green Lantern and The Flash.

  • I find it funny that Batman can get to the bank to stop two face instantly, but he CAN get to the bat-cave instantly

  • Neither of them exist

  • still...Batman is my fav superhero :P

  • @Erdemkayacan There is nothing wrong with saying Batman is your favorite. But saying he can beat everyone with a few plans is just plain nonsense. He's one of my favorites to but i'm not going to sit here and say he can take on someone like Black Adam and not get his ass creamed.

  • Batman has the best power :) .... MONEY ! :D !

  • Batman is the coolest superhero ever and is a lot better than that pretty-boy who dresses in blue tights

  • I think many people are missing the fact that

    1.Batman is the true most badass hero there is

    2.Batman is one of the only heroes that makes sense being realistic in the world

    3.Batman is probably 100x smarter than superman is

    4.Batman keeps kryptonite on him whenever he is being involved with superman, allowing him to beat the crap out of superman if he needed to

    5.Batman has a higher chance of beating superman than any other human in the world

  • @MrKguy97 Batman smart wow hes a playboy billionaire just like Iron Man which probably is the only man that can stop Superman not Batman In case you dont know, Superman is an Alian who comes from a planet that is 1000 of years more advanced than the earth so calling him smarter is just a load of crap.

  • @airHaakon he came to earth as a baby, so he wasn't really exposed to his civilization's advancement. Batman has more common sense and know how, and is capable of defeating his villains with his brain as opposed to brawn. Besides playboy billionaire?! thats iron man shit batman has honor and modesty so he is in no way a 'playboy billionaire'

  • @MrKguy97

    Havent you seen the movies where Bruce Wayne is portayed as a sleeze playboy billionaire

  • @airHaakon those are movies, and the movies don't properly depict batman as his true character is

  • @MrKguy97 I can tell your just a fanboy of Batmans. Superman WAZS exposd to his civilizations and 8 other advanced galaxies teaching, technologies, etc from those crystals that Superman's father had left him. It would be like you being raised by a group of chimps yet saying your not capable of learning math and science later on. Superman is far smarter than Batman. The average Kryptonian made Albert Einstein look like a neanderthal.

  • @southboy99 who cares about the technological prowess supermans mind has. when it comes to the situation, Batman has the brains to solve the situation. Batman has more common sense and if he was to learn from those civilizations he'd learn faster and be able to use that knowledge to a much higher degree of usefulness

  • @MrKguy97 Batman is only smarter when it comes to a episode of Scooby Doo and who done it LMAO!!!! Dude, Batman's mind is not stronger than Supermans. Come the fuck on. Batman is a human. Superman an alien. Superman's mind is the equivelent of a super computer and can process and store far more information that Batmans primitive mind can. Get the fuck out of here dude. You can't be serious. Read about Superman every once in a while and get out of Batman's ass.

  • @southboy99 ummm you're comparing an extremely superpowered alien from a civilization many many many years ahead of earth's with super speed lazer vision super vision super hearing and extremely strong physique, to a top human specimen with a top human mind. NO SHIT superman is great but batman can still be up there with superman even without everything superman has. THIS is what makes batman great.

  • Superman is OP

  • @southboy99 LOL Superman got atleast 10 superpowers and he still fails beating them until like the end where he gets some dumbass strength and beats them while batman only got muscles and his weapons and still being able to do 10 times as much work done then superman ever have.

  • @Adam18008 You got to be a fucking idiot. Superman polices the world while Batman patrols a city that has the highest crime rate ever because he can't do it all. If it were not for Superman, Darkseid would walk all over Batman's weak ass and the world would be fucked.

  • @southboy99 yes but superman, along with all the original dc universe heroes is a metaphor for the invicibility of hyper american nationalism. Frankly, he shouldn't even get to be a superhero. The only reason the creators gave him a weakness was because readers began to loose interest in some one who had no flaws and was unstoppable. Superman is a bs hero, whose bullshit powers on the pro side, can only be rivaled by aqua man's utterly useless powers on the con side.

  • @natesdevices Superman can be defeated my magic, mind control powers, and even villians who are stronger than him such as Mongul or Darkseid. So Superman has more than a few weaknesses.

  • @southboy99 yes, but the only reason these weaknesses were created was to create a more compelling storyline as readers were losing interest in the guy with no problems. In all, superman is to invincible, there is no need for any other heroes as long as superman is around and as a result he should ultimately be discontinued, along with all the BS or useless heroes.

  • @southboy99 superman dont pilec the world he piloces the universe heck his decendant the superman squad watch over time something that batman cant escape coz hes a human which means he will die where as superman is immortal and has shit laods of grandkids with the same potential as him

  • Batman has the best power in the universe... money

  • Is this anime studio?

  • @kingsofdogs1 I dunno, man, the most recent time Batman and Lex fought Lex stabbed Bruce with this big honking knife. So like, everyone has problems with Lex.

  • Why is everyone so mad, I'm a huge batman fan and I find this hilarious

  • This has got to be the best skit on youtube.

  • wow, i cant believe how offended people get over a comedy sketch about superheroes..

  • My grandpa has a voice like Batman

  • batman is king. that is all.

  • LOL

  • except bane kicks supermans ass on more occasions than batman's

  • did anybody else notice superman's got reaaaalllyyy small hands???

  • One*

  • Superman is such an ass but a funny one at that not my favorite but still awesome plus on the up side batman still has supermans on weakness hidden in his belt

  • If superman saved Dent and Rachel when he got the joker, then how come he also goes after Two-Face......

  • Batman: So superman, what's the deal with Lex is he some sort of super invincible guy?

    Superman: No he's just a man, and not very strong one at that

    Batman: O'h well I guess he is super smart and you just can't find him right?

    Superman: Actually he lives in the tallest building in the whole city, and is very well known

    Batman: Well what's the problem?

    Superman: He has this rock

    Batman: A rock?

    Superman: Yeah a rock

  • @kingsofdogs1 hats off to you sir

  • @kingsofdogs1 hahahahahahaha

  • @kingsofdogs1 Freaking win.

  • @kingsofdogs1 Too bad Lex has never been able to beat Lex with a rock. Hell, Lex is not even a factor anymore. Superman's real arch nemesis is Darkseid. Better than a clown or a fat guy who calls himself the penguin. The riddler LMAO. Superman's deals with ememies that are a threats to galaxies. Batmans only want to control some lame ass town called Gotham LMAO!!!!!

  • @southboy99

    Superman isn't plausible, you fucking idiot.

  • @XxXTommo69 Neither is Batman dumb fuck. If there really was a Batman someone would have shot his ass by now.

  • @southboy99

    Batman: So whats the deal with Darkseid is he some sort of super invincible alien, with equal intellegence?

    Superman: Yeah he is, but that's not the worst thing.....He to has this rock

    Batman: O'h f*** you!

  • @kingsofdogs1 And Darkseid could also use that rock to bash Batman's head in LMAO. 

  • @kingsofdogs1 What a total fail of your part.. Lex is extremely smart and that rock ain't just a rock.. It is radioactive material which can be used to power weaponry and which radiation can kill Superman.. Face it Batman is out of his league when compared to Superman and even Lex Luthor.

  • @Akkatlah I don't know if it was that much of a fail, at least 200 people liked it, I find that rather successful.

  • @kingsofdogs1 200 idiots who know nothing about comics, Superman and Batman for that matter.

  • @Akkatlah 200 people don't really care, and have a sense of humour, and one person is starting a fight on youtube......So tell me who is the actual idiot here?

  • @kingsofdogs1 you!!

  • He shoulda stabbed the pencil in his eye and shatter like that bullet in the superman movie lol.

  • hey already met. There's a movie with both of them.

  • lots of pissed off batman fanboys :/

  • So Fake. We all know Batman can wipe the floor with Superman any day of the week: He has the world's greatest superpower

  • @gamezob Yeah, which is known as Writer Contrivance.

  • @LOLCLV No!!!...Well...Yes, he has that and he has the power of money, which he has in vast quantities.

  • @gamezob But it pales in comparison when you have a writer on your side. If he wants you to beat Superman, you beat Superman. Personally I think Superman is somewhat of a bad character, but at the same time I defy any attempt to reboot him by DC (again).

  • @gamezob yh suree bcoz obiously a human can take a puch that can split the moon in half or shatter a planet

  • THE FLASH WINS!

  • I was slightly offended... But then I remembered that Batman's disguise and motive are a whole lot fucking better than some prettyboy with a rock allergy from another planet, who somehow manages to fool his entire social circle by putting on a pair of glasses.

    Also the actor who plays Batman could snap the actor that plays superman over his knee.

  • 1:40 - 2:00 the music is so sick

  • i hate superman he looks like a blue waffle

  • When I read the batman will beat superman it falls into these categories 1. I like Batman more and think he can do anything.

    2. I think Batman can win a one-sided battle where he's prepared and Superman isn't

    3. I think Batman can beat Superman under specific circumstances but all things being equal, Superman will almost always win

  • @CrimsonStarStudios its simple why batman will win.

    1. If Superman can use his powers, Batman is free to use gadgets which include a Kryptonie ring he made in case Superman becomes evil because of Red Kyptonite.

    2. If Superman cannot use his powers (Blue Kryptonite) then Batman will kick his ass just like in Superman II

  • @ruhelahmed1 Batman has beaten superman before but superman has overcome kryptonite before. Batman has beaten him when he wasn't in his right mind, when he couldn't control his actions (I may be wrong, so correct me if I am). Superman would beat him. But in saying that, it all depends on the writer really.

  • @MalevolentPlague batman only won coz of writers in a realistic situation supes wuld pick up gotham and toss it into the sun hech supes pucnhes when hes not holdin back can shatter planets an this is modern supes not silver or golden ages and they culd move galaxies im not a fan of both but i like that under certain situatians bats can win but it just goes to show that supes dont even try to win coz he wuld he if he did

  • Yes if batman had time to use it which he wouldnt

  • "Did you make him fear the night?"

    I don't know... I punched him in the head. hahah

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  • y can't superman do that instead of just sending them to jail

  • Superman isn't considered a super hero, his powers are genetic soo yeah. The best super power is the power of cash monies (^^)b

  • @IApprenticel

    yeah,

    so you call lil wayne a superhero?

  • @TheDjozer Well you have to do good with the money not be a drugged clown lol

  • batman would always win, his utility belt would have kryptonite on it, makeing superman weak. simples

  • Superman is weak to it yes but lets see sups flew so fast he stopped earths rotation and made it spin backwards, I think if superman was really out to kill batman their would be no chance for bat to do anything, simple as that

  • at 1:22, wouldn't the signal be reversed in the sky, making a backwards "S"?

  • i think batman is better. he proves that you can be a hero without any unnatural powers :))

  • @KamileCamilla agree and desagree... he gots something that anyone has... the power of ... the money... hahahah

  • sounds like piccolo

  • Go Marvel

  • Superman is stupid he is invisible except if he is is exposed to that green crap. Batman is the best

  • @MassDestructionFTW The word is invincible not invisible

  • spiderman is my favourite!

  • This is just really funny.

  • Batman, is physically real, Superman is physically impossibruu.

  • ohhh I was a major Batman Fan growing up and sill am.... but this had me laughing out loud!

  • Superman can just fly around and has all these superpowers.

    The sheer fact that Batman doesn't have superpowers, and is able to be such a badass anyways makes him one of the greatest heroes ever.

  • @stlbullet he has the greatest superpower of all...money^^

  • i still respect batman alot more. he takes on all these superpowerd villains with just gadgets and martial arts

  • One guy has cool toys, another can move the planet...

    Who do you want?

  • Batman carries Kryptonite so Superman can suck it.

  • Superman can breath outerspace yet not underwater go figure

  • the real batman does not trust anyone, including superman, and since superman gave him a piece of kryptonite in case superman ever went rouge and batman could stop him so yeah hes human but with the right tools to kill superman.

  • Batman is HUMAN but who really cares right? Idiots. . . .

  • Joker is a terrorist, he kills people.

  • that was the point of the dark knight to show real life situations in an nolan movie. The joker terrorized the people of gotham. Just like osama bin laden terrorized america.

  • @cinematimes You misspelled Barrack Obama.

  • @mitchporte

    I did. Weird, right?

  • Batman is much more realistic... his comics, video games, and movies are so much better than Superman.. heck even Batman's costume looks cooler.. I agree with the top comment Batman is a BOSS

  • LOL

  • Lol batman more feared than superman? That's hilarious! The truth is superman is feared throughtout the universe. Batman is slightly feared by the criminals in Gotham and that's it. Let's just be real.

  • superman weakness: kryptonite

    batman weakness: have a conversation about your parents. :)

  • throw a fucking kryptonite in that superdick face

  • Yah mostly batman is more feared by dah bad guys then superman is

  • did anybody else see tetris at 1:45?

  • @mitchporte i did

  • If Batman/Superman Adventures was like this, so many more people would be comic book dorks like me.

  • Supermans a dick.

  • Lol bat man woops superman's ass any day

  • I'd just send in Chuck Slaughter (From Slaughter in San Francisco) to solve the Joker problem. He'll have no problem killing the Joker.

  • at least batman ain't allergic to a fucking rock! LOL

  • @DariushUFC1985 At least superman isn't alergic to bullets...

  • @olliewollie1 at least Batman has a credible disguise. Superman has a pair of glasses.

  • @olliewollie1 lol real talk or paper cuts

  • @olliewollie1 Yeah, exactly. Batman sneezes at bullets.

  • @olliewollie1 He's allergic to kryptonite bullets...

  • @RestlessWGames how much Kryptonite could there be?

  • @Morkindie 1 atom is enough

  • @Roblinify I am no chemist, but I don't think one atom is enough to do anything. If it emits, it evaporates, if it binds, then it is bound.

  • @olliewollie1 batman isnt allergic to bullets hes a human so im sorry if you think that its weak when a human is injured when hit by bullets besides batman gets hit by bullets and proceeds to beat the crap outta people while superman is around a green rock for a bit and almost dies....

  • @DariushUFC1985 at least superman isn't allergic to the fucking economy :)

  • lol meant superman

  • if bat man can see joker blow up in outer space, then why does he need glasses to see where to put that small boat piece? he blind half the time lol

  • @77yvurc because superman is far sited you jackass and bat man saw nothing

  • @MiStArEdX yes i know he saw nothing, thats why i corrected myself. and if super man is far sighted than he would miss hitting many bad guys and possibly hit more buildings u jackass.

  • @77yvurc that's why Clark Kent wears glasses.....to see as well as a disguise,

    then he uses his laser vision to correct his sight so he can see the bad guys U donkey

  • @MiStArEdX that is one corrective eye surgery ido not want to have, and he uses his laser vision to fix his sight then he dosent exactly need glasses anymore. or at least not real ones

  • People do know that neither of these characters are real, right?

  • @js425 You can't prove Batman isn't real, dude.

  • HE DRESSES LIKE A CLOWN

  • batman pulls a piece of kryptonite. superman dies

    Batman : yeah I have not that weeknes

  • @kassahitt4 Superman turns weaker to kryptonite, he doesn't die from it.

  • @MrGiantenemycrab If he's exposed to enough of it for a long period of time, he can die.

  • A true superhero is the one who uses his brain more than brawn .so its clear batman's the boss.

  • the thing is batman is like part super hero and part detective, superman is just muscle, when godzilla is attacking call superman, for everything else call BATMAN

  • Lol dude I hope it's not a big deal but while you were talking I went ahead and stopped crime.

    ... All of it.

    Lmfao.

  • 1:00 - 1:10 best part of the video xD

  • So true.

  • this is why i hate superman he is way to overpowered the only weakness he has is that rock thing but it from space so its hard to find and superman is pretty much a god in a way i mean what other superhero can do what superman can no very many thats why its dumb to compare superman to batman.... i mean superman is someone u cant relate to batman is someone u can

  • @darkfuse1 Superman is also weak to magic. So theres at least 2 weakness!

  • Can we trust Harvey?

  • Superman is still my fav, batman is awesome but Superman is the symbol for what every hero should be. Either way this batman vs superman thing is stupid, either one can win if the circumstances fall in their favor. In the comics their friends and while they disagree with each others methods you cant find two closer friends.

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  • @CrimsonStarStudios Superman is boring he has no flaws, one weakness, and always wins, there are no real conflicts.

  • He has good chunk of flaws, that by the book attitude puts him in predicaments where it could cause people lives. Weakness? Kyrptonite, and he has not always won. He has lost to doomsday, batman, Luthor and not all his loses are physical loses they can be mental. Like when the Joker kills Lois. You clearly know nothing of superman, if you don't like him that's fine but please read a book first.

  • @CrimsonStarStudios you only further proved my point, im not trying to slam other people im just saying he's truly a bland superhero.