Cake vs Pie Interview

[RobbieHume]

list of pies; cheesecake pizza tarts pasties turnovers banoffi pecan key lime bakewell cherry apple steak sausage chicken lamb. etc. its really hard to write a paragraph sized argument when you're already just so right.

[cornishgamehen]

I didn't find this very persuasive. Here's a decent opposing argument: watch?v=C7X21QZwV6U (from 3:00 on).

(Personally, I think both cake and pie have their merits. Plus they're broad categories, both of which are enjoyed by most people, and the definition of better is not agreed on, so that the argument seems a little silly. It's akin to asking which is better, dramas or comedies.)

(Yes, I take arguments very seriously, regardless of subject.)

[about37ninjas]

EVER HEARD OF A PIZZA PIE?

[Lydi1996]

damn you, cake sucks, it fails. pie is much better.

[Jeffeezy23]

pie is a god damn lie. haha

[yourmight]

cake fails at life

[PieDisliker]

Pie doesn't taste good. There.

[BlikjeBier]

do you like woman with horse teeth?

[VJNpeople]

stalker lol

[gusb232]

Nikki your blatent avoidance to acknowlage the rightfull place of Browinies as the supream pastry has me convinced me that you may be on your way to the pie-side.

[tehAngieChrist]

that was frikin hilarious.

[chessmonk]

Oh my Pie! There isn't even enough cake in this world to feed all the strawmen she's making here.

[BigCityJonas]

3:29 for the win.

[jussts]

More like 3.14159265358979323846... for the win!

[jussts]

Here's a question: What's cake hiding under all that icing?

Oh, and pastries didn't evolve... that's an evil lie from Satan. It's like you people have never even SEEN a VenomFangX video. If cakes evolved from gingerbread cookies, why are there still gingerbread cookies? Explain that one Richard Dorkins!

[Paxmax]

Duh... *sigh* well, we do not expect much from pieists, you are after all inferior in your choice of lifestyle.

If americans evolved from europeans, how come there is europeans???

Does that answer in form of another stupid question answer your stupid question?

=o)

[aZeroGodist]

Pie has always existed, you can not deny that like all you deny in you video.

Pie is the way of truth.

[eddygoombah]

look at her CONSTANTLY dodging the questions...

This was nothing but empty cake rhetoric...

FAIL!!!

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

zach, your journalistic skills are exquisite. i admire the fact that you kept this in full and did not try to edit (and censor) me.

we'll have you persuaded to the side of cake yet.

[ZackZappos]

I do not censor - that is not the way of the journalist. Sadly though, Eddy is right. The way you dodge questions is unsettling. Perhaps cake has a dark side?

And before you begin treating me as a cake lover, please note that I associate myself with Jello - don't even try to claim rights on that, you will fail.

[frisbeesANDflipflops]

what the hell, zach?

what the hell.

... i thought we were cool, man. may i point out that i was CONSTANTLY asking if i had answered your questions. if i didn't do a sufficient job in your mind, why didn't you ask me to elaborate?

perhaps your journalistic skills should be put into question after all...

[IPcalypse]

You did censor me though. I don't really know why you would, it seems you people have a sour spot when it comes to people writing/speaking truths. And something strange with "stalking". It's like every move slightly out of the ordinary is considered "stalking" or something. I'm not the one in the wrong here.

[ZackZappos]

Huh? Who're you?

[IPcalypse]

Exactly. You've blocked the real me.

[ZackZappos]

And this needs to be on a video comment, why?

[IPcalypse]

Why not?

Can't do the time, don't do the crime.