Because i love this game i made my own pendant of the Skyrim logo. On a 3D print service (shapeway) you can print this out in stainles steel or even pure silver. I would love to hear what you think about the design. It is my own interpretation of the logo, from which i make a 3D model.
I remember that lady, she sent a hit squad out after me, so I came back and killed her, stripped her naked and sat her on the chair... now she's my hut's watch out, sitting on the chair naked, dead, scarying off anyone who wonders by, expect M'iaq I found him rying to touch her =P
if you found out her basement was a labotory she would have attacked you anyway, better but her out of her misery.... i stock my stuff in her basement afterwards, all what i cant carry anymore lays there
Because i love this game i made my own pendant of the Skyrim logo. On a 3D print service (Shapeway) you can print this out in plastics or even pure silver.
She's not a poor old lady... Enter her cellar (behind her bed) and read the letter you'll find there (she's a vampire or something) When you go up shell attack you and say: NOBODY WILL KNOW OF MY SECRET! :D So she's is NOT a poor old lady!
Anyway, read the description, you dorks. It's obvious the OP is being tongue-in-cheek with this. All some of you are really doing is demonstrating your slow-wit and poor sense of humor.
You wanna accuse Skyrim players of being no-life virgins, go post comments for the videos of the people showing off their level 50 characters days after the game was released. There's plenty of them.
@cmg19999 actualy shes a witch :3 the way to find out is to break into her basement in the lil shack tough when u come out of the basement she will attack you :/
umm... that is normal kill... you should see the one time i got teh super secret kill that sticks both of you one handed weps up the targets anus and kisses target on the mouth....yeah i known o.O
@vegeta2030 He is a little young for a wife. Maybe a gf though, and they can hold hands together and he will find out that games aren't really all that important.
Hey have you guys seen my pencil its red with a litte green eraser.
Ibanezdude9321 3 days ago
i was killed by this one today =D (i'm bew in that game)
KillerStriche 5 days ago
u could have at least had the decency to t-bag her
fischerboy91 5 days ago
What epic?
TheSimon2420 5 days ago
pls more EPICNESS !!
MultiSchwachkopf 1 week ago
omg everyone who disliked this video is retarded. i mean its a simple kill sure but who cares! you dont have to troll over it.
ZombiezKilla58 1 week ago
And we are supposed to be impressed?
whaleblubber100 1 week ago
Noob
Schattenbendiger 1 week ago
Y U NO SAVE ANISE?
MusicBoyFromMars 1 week ago
nice lightsaber oh sry its a dislike bar
DominusDude 2 weeks ago 18
@DominusDude Aw man! I though the dislike bar was a twizzler! Thanks for ruining my appetite! :D
RipleyVSXeno614 1 week ago
So you like grannies??? You got some weird tastes my friend...
LYCANS4EVER 2 weeks ago
@LYCANS4EVER hahaha xD
Skizzaable 1 week ago
I could do that at level 1 with 1 in sneak. big deal.
UberGenitive 2 weeks ago
every weirdo can call a finishing a epic kill i saw better
MrGame24dude 2 weeks ago
It's human instincts to Pillage and Rape .......
TheHtjohn 2 weeks ago
oh yeah that thing i do to everyone in a dungeon as i clear it. cool.
stefman666 2 weeks ago
that's a fail
cheese2229 2 weeks ago
Автор видео ЛОШПЕД
ACCEPT1973YURA 2 weeks ago
Dude get a nude mod!! :D
branimirgacina4 3 weeks ago
but what you didnt know is that she is a necro
TTheWarder 3 weeks ago
tbagged
soraroxesventerra 3 weeks ago
That awkward moment when the top rated comment has more thumbs up than the video...
SmileLikeStudios 3 weeks ago 112
for an old lady she is smoking hot!
darkseer100 3 weeks ago
@darkseer100 ...
ultimatepowersun 3 weeks ago
Its the easyest Sneak Finisihn move in the game -.-
OfficeJerks 3 weeks ago
@OfficeJerks But still fun. Doesn't work on high-life humans, though.
Falllingmoon 2 weeks ago
how do u do that
Toadsmart 3 weeks ago
dont worry she cant do the strech glitch of BF3 , means you dont have to hit people on layin on the earth :O
wertherOrighinal 3 weeks ago
Not Hard=Not Epic
Shelledsoul 3 weeks ago
fail -.- xD
xdxaxmxixr 3 weeks ago
Бабкотрах!
PlayerPlayer93 3 weeks ago
Indeed, she is not innocent at all.
enesozel 3 weeks ago
where is she located at??
MadMaxMadGamer 3 weeks ago
@MadMaxMadGamer When u exit bleak falls barrow
xXxBunnyEarsxXx 3 weeks ago
EPIC KILL......FAIL xDDDD
guido7095 3 weeks ago
She's not "just a poor lady" try to go in her cellar.
1enaic 3 weeks ago
NO WOMAN NO CRY xDD
guido7095 3 weeks ago
lol I remember this area briefly I ran past saw the old women and ripped her apart in werewolf form then continued forth good times.
wr4th1800 3 weeks ago
Look pornos ...there u have more fun :D
Hangoverman1234 3 weeks ago
Before hating, look at the upload date. The nearest epic stuff he surely did was killing a rabbit.
ThyVincent 3 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Because i love this game i made my own pendant of the Skyrim logo. On a 3D print service (shapeway) you can print this out in stainles steel or even pure silver. I would love to hear what you think about the design. It is my own interpretation of the logo, from which i make a 3D model.
Have a look if you want
Google: Novastar skyrim
NovastarDesigns 3 weeks ago
She's actually a necromancer.
LauranceCWright 3 weeks ago
I killed her and took her cabin
RocksterABC123 3 weeks ago
Video = NOOB EPIC FAIL!
adralonter 4 weeks ago
eww the graphics..
was skyrim made with some 1998 graphics engine??
TheWitchking123 4 weeks ago
@TheWitchking123 this is a pc version
Husbeyin 4 weeks ago
@TheWitchking123 Trololololololollolol.
terminegger 3 weeks ago
reminds me a bit of assassins creed. ;)
milleee94 4 weeks ago
I remember that lady, she sent a hit squad out after me, so I came back and killed her, stripped her naked and sat her on the chair... now she's my hut's watch out, sitting on the chair naked, dead, scarying off anyone who wonders by, expect M'iaq I found him rying to touch her =P
a1kh3m15t031 1 month ago
actually ... she'was an evil witch... check her baseman
huptochao 1 month ago
whats the name of that spell u used to move her dead body
TheRafbox 1 month ago
@TheRafbox aint a spell its holding the action button but there is a speel known as telekinesis later on
DynastyHero7 1 month ago
Bitch please.... Gtfo of skyrim and go back to play CoD
Juliansnake1000 1 month ago
so you kill an innocent old lady then rape her dead body...
necrophiliac
mininjackowski 1 month ago
ok dude you obviously never played assassins creed before because ethen you would know what an epic kill is
StyloMilo219 1 month ago
Seriously, he just killed and then UNDRESSED her?!
I thought every normal guy would do this conversely...
SuperTuskafka 1 month ago
ASSASINS CREED XDDDD
Levelonse 1 month ago
haha... level 5
warstarish 1 month ago
was machst du da am schluss ?? :D
XxS4ske96xX 1 month ago
Skyrim sucks ass.
odstrooper117 1 month ago
@odstrooper117 fuck you bitch!
Sticktomato 1 month ago
@Sticktomato No seriously, they're at least 50 different RPGs out there, stop raging me and try a new one because I rated this shit a negitive 5.
odstrooper117 1 month ago
Why.. She's not an old woman AT ALL!!
super6plx 1 month ago
One of the shittest videos on YouTube
88adamjohn 1 month ago
she is not just and old lady she killed 2 vampiers in 3 seconds
jopo494 1 month ago
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zinzios 1 month ago
афтор хуй!
EgorGear 1 month ago
OK , what is epic in that video ?
TheVampirTOza 1 month ago
She's actually a witch.
Fellati0 1 month ago
I gotta admit, that assassination Ive seen lately, but Dovakiin would'nt over kill
alphanui 1 month ago
killin old women
like a BOSS!!!
TACOisYOURfriend 1 month ago
thats a kill :)
ferdiachten 1 month ago
if you found out her basement was a labotory she would have attacked you anyway, better but her out of her misery.... i stock my stuff in her basement afterwards, all what i cant carry anymore lays there
vistadecosta 1 month ago
@vistadecosta it dissapears u know.. putting stuff in random chests
TheWassabassa 1 month ago
@TheWassabassa damn, lol, bwahh its crappy stuff anyway since i discovered the console commands, lol
vistadecosta 1 month ago
@vistadecosta haha
TheWassabassa 1 month ago
А Я ПОНЯЛ он ей хател галаву атрезать
4500310 1 month ago
How ?
weil360 1 month ago
at first i thought her name was Arse
Saddydaddy1 1 month ago 3
@Saddydaddy1 Lol true, when i read it before looking at the vid i tought the name was Arse haha.
Praumax 3 weeks ago
i only kill people like that 5 times a skyrim day, its a very epic kill
thepicgamerseal 1 month ago
sad...
TenDisks 1 month ago
That's why Skyrim isn't for CoD kids..
Bl0wUMind 1 month ago 118
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Bl0wUMind 1 month ago
dude..she's too old
TheMachineAnthem 1 month ago
428 people are not members of the dark brotherhood.
ShadeToSun 1 month ago
step 1:dislike video
step2:like my comment
step3:move on
jumpbikes4life1 1 month ago
sowwwy wrong video
VEGITO912 1 month ago
i favorited im goin to subscribe to ya too
VEGITO912 1 month ago
so, i can kill she? so, no mission? what she had?
nemolvasomel 1 month ago
Just casually pick up a dead witch after yove killed her... Good going
thementalmonkey17 1 month ago
nice lightsaber
FreeRuNGamingChannel 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Because i love this game i made my own pendant of the Skyrim logo. On a 3D print service (Shapeway) you can print this out in plastics or even pure silver.
google: novastar skyrim pendant
NovastarDesigns 1 month ago
did anyone else think he was going to throw the cauldron to kill someone?
dude2772 1 month ago
i want to know how this was uploaded a day before the game actually game out?
CirdanMinyatur 1 month ago 16
@CirdanMinyatur aussies got it on the 8th ebgames broke the release date
MadhouseBox 1 month ago
@CirdanMinyatur ALIENS
AlvinSpitoon 3 weeks ago
@CirdanMinyatur It was uploaded in an other country
rem007007 3 weeks ago
She's not a poor old lady... Enter her cellar (behind her bed) and read the letter you'll find there (she's a vampire or something) When you go up shell attack you and say: NOBODY WILL KNOW OF MY SECRET! :D So she's is NOT a poor old lady!
Didang49 1 month ago
Anyway, read the description, you dorks. It's obvious the OP is being tongue-in-cheek with this. All some of you are really doing is demonstrating your slow-wit and poor sense of humor.
You wanna accuse Skyrim players of being no-life virgins, go post comments for the videos of the people showing off their level 50 characters days after the game was released. There's plenty of them.
CognizantCheddar 1 month ago
Anise is a witch, you know. She's actually evil. Go in her basement.
CognizantCheddar 1 month ago
Wow that sucked I do that all the time just wow how stupid can people get.
beastbacksab777 1 month ago
lmao. comment w/ more likes than video
TomDubbski 1 month ago
Dude, i know she's just a game, but man... that is WRONG!
lionstar106 1 month ago
This is the result of games giving people too much freedom. Let's kill old people and consider it epic!
However, I have laughed at the fact that desipte her old looks, her body is totally young,
PotashKenny 1 month ago
She sure hasn't aged bodywise
sageyboss808 1 month ago 81
@sageyboss808 Yeah, same shit as in Fallout 3/ Las Vegas
TheMate01987 1 month ago
@TheMate01987 You mean New Vegas?
A7xHysteria 1 month ago
@sageyboss808 those are the dark things that we must struggle with in skyrim
ERIC500K 1 month ago
@sageyboss808 thats almost all women in skyrim for ya
ChaosMugetsu 1 month ago
Ok not epic and why the old lady? Evil >=/
cmg19999 1 month ago
@cmg19999 actualy shes a witch :3 the way to find out is to break into her basement in the lil shack tough when u come out of the basement she will attack you :/
Xizzdot 1 month ago
Number of hours hes played Skyrim: 28398
Number of hours hes had sex: 0
V3noMGamingPS3 1 month ago
Anise is actually a mage.. if u search her downstairs ull find a note then when u go back upstairs.. she attacks u bcuz u kno her secret
runnerwolf69 1 month ago
you....
minecraftleclerc 1 month ago
@degurkin, hä? Was willst du damit sagen? Stimmt ja nicht mal...
Sufnok 1 month ago
good job you killed an old lady :p
enjcbngn2 1 month ago
und was war jetzt daran so episch?? Ist ein kanz normaler kill!
louisinside 1 month ago
@louisinside
Das Video wurde einen Tag vor dem Release Datum hochgeladen du Honk!
degurkin 1 month ago
@degurkin ja und, trotzdem ist das kein epic kill.
louisinside 1 month ago
umm... that is normal kill... you should see the one time i got teh super secret kill that sticks both of you one handed weps up the targets anus and kisses target on the mouth....yeah i known o.O
hymykalle 1 month ago
32 people can`t kill anthing with more style than this
TheRedBedrock 1 month ago
you find this awesomefor your dick ?!
kaeol100 1 month ago
i can do that...but i cut their heads OFF!
DuneJumpar 1 month ago
rubbish kill
terminator9916 1 month ago
you seriously need a life ...... or brain! *just saying*
torture4all 1 month ago
my kill on hawk 2day was better than that SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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skyTVrim 1 month ago
xD omg
Lolomgrofl88 1 month ago
assasins creed
jackdigger2 1 month ago
Wow, fail! I'd rather Backwards Power-Attack a Bandit's head clean off with my Mace of Molag Bal! - _ -
OwwwMyBalls 1 month ago
sick.
qwertyuiop5653 1 month ago
23 people have a fetish for old people
JhomasHunt 1 month ago
dude... you need a wife...
vegeta2030 1 month ago 166
@vegeta2030
You misspelled life.
SporeTres 1 month ago
@SporeTres I think he actually meant wife.
SuperiorBlues 1 month ago
@SuperiorBlues
I need to use Irony Tags more often....
SporeTres 1 month ago
@vegeta2030 He is a little young for a wife. Maybe a gf though, and they can hold hands together and he will find out that games aren't really all that important.
travincal1 1 month ago
@vegeta2030
Life*
MrGloyBot 1 month ago
This one is an epic kill
/watch?v=QZ6-DMQ0beE&lc=wXoWotoHWEdEiMfOXPPfG9_88h7une5cbo4MN2CxkC8&feature=inbox
NicolaScorpion7000 1 month ago
When I went there she was already gone. My guess is she got eaten by a Dragon :/
RPGTKingpin 1 month ago
Why Y U dont take an arrow to the knee?
TheRapmanOO 1 month ago
not very epic
12bookman 1 month ago
Stupid PC elitist get your acknowledgement of the phrase "EPIC" upgraded.....
x7Votorious84x 1 month ago
......I have done this so many times, dragged her so she is sitting up then pretend to get a blowey. Worst part is the guards just walk past. lol.
willski12 1 month ago
oh dude we need to have some sex fast!
MrEpitheoritis 1 month ago
To make a sneak assassination, you just go behind and press "attack" ? cuz i have never done it ...
OWNED4999999999 1 month ago
Wanna kill yourself?
Ebob101 1 month ago
Dat lady has secret door to basement in da house :)
SHES NOT THAT GOOD. Shes necromancer.
CycerMan 1 month ago
you a stormclock?
deamonvomitingthing 1 month ago
teabagging after kill xP
derkevevin 1 month ago
poor old women
menyyearsago 1 month ago
I don't see epicness, I must be blind.
WGBA 1 month ago
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID U IDIOT
LETSGOTROLLINGNOW 1 month ago
that was one of the stupidest vids on skyrim ive ever seen and its not an epic kill its an assassination its so easy
SuperGamerOwnerJr 1 month ago
You should have cut his knee.
Tonypikmin 1 month ago
@Tonypikmin he already took an arrow to the knee. that's too much to the knee
viperdrone21 1 month ago
@viperdrone21
no,
he probably has 2 knees and i guess you can shoot them several times anyway ;/
derkevevin 1 month ago
Things that I find epic:
The battle of Helms Deep.
Music from John Williams.
The Matrix trilogy.
The "Fus Ro Da" trailer of Skyrim.
The Wheel of time.
Wagner.
This video?
Lol... no, this video is NOT in the list.
villanelo1987 1 month ago
@villanelo1987 do you even like the second and the third matrix movies?
pppiiizzzzzzaaa 1 month ago
@pppiiizzzzzzaaa Meh... I preffer the first one, the plot of the second and the third is almost non existent.
But even then, they are epic. The "chosen one" fighting agains evil itself with the fate of humanity in his hands... what else could be more epic?
(and the fights are really good, in my opinion, so... yeah, they are worse movies than the first one, but I still enjoy them in what they are worth.)
villanelo1987 1 month ago
you call this epic its just you being a pervert.
depasquale158 1 month ago
you would strip her down lol
blooddiemodes1 1 month ago
lolololollol
yukanggggg 1 month ago
HAHA do you rape everyone you killed?
Yaywayable 1 month ago
where is the epic part of this video ??
ThaWeedKing 1 month ago
Woman leaves kitchen, woman dies
Wa5abiGivesAdr3n 1 month ago
You Suck.
jroyer87 1 month ago
lawl. T-BaggedxD.
IbeJenna 1 month ago
After I watached the video I couldn't stop lollygagging.
TBird4490 1 month ago
i like your lightsaber, oh thats your dislikebar
themustangcody 1 month ago
@themustangcody pretty frikin' old "lightsaber" jokes... get a life
TheMono354 1 month ago
@TheMono354 "lightsaber jokes".....wait, those were Jokes? as in HAHA funny "JOKE" i always thought there were comments of Stupid people
SporeFreak2010 1 month ago
@themustangcody I like your originality, oh youre probably a 14 year old virgin
lemonpop4u 1 month ago
@lemonpop4u im 12
themustangcody 1 month ago
T-BAG
RodneyPlusGirls 1 month ago