COOKING WITH THE IMPERIUM - 500 Subscriber Special

[Asurael]

dafuq did I just watch?

[DjMegh8]

@alfabusa

In which program you did it?

[dda50]

dat cream soda

[wishwizard]

why you put all those other games in here when it could of been so much better just with the 40k theme.

[LULULULULUCAWCAWCAWC]

0:48 HOLY SHIT

[MognarMokasin]

MAKE THEM SUPPER

[Tighen31305]

"SLAAANESH SING THROUGH US!"

I peed laughing.

[nikzu69]

what da f****** did i just watched

[mrsgaap1]

lol

[MrMeinteil]

Why Boreale?! WHYYYYYYYY?!

[24fRaMeSps001]

Plz tell me where u got the Space Marine quotes

[MacKnight]

@24fRaMeSps001 i would gess from the game....

[rookAT1089]

THE BURGER MARINES

[Prophetbunny1]

It started off hilarious, but got sort of lame at the end. Still, nice vid!

[dragons5199]

you just got my subscribe :D

[3roderick3]

a creeper? damm those xenos greenskins!

[NexusElite]

This doesn't deserve a 500 subscribers. Such lies and heresy this is.

Alfabeans is more like it.

[D0uch3846]

@NexusElite Stop to say shit about him, you're bad :(

[072748023]

I ALWAYS HAVE A BONER WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS I DON'T KNOW WHY

[Chronische]

0:43 OK, who invited the jokaero?

[496338002]

ROFL

[CriadorDeZumbis]

Will you make a 3k Subscriber Special?

[Zamolxx]

Awesome for the Immortal God Cook!

[RobertAniFreak]

AlienBeans, the best kind of beans :p

[TheWatzitooya]

I only wish this made sense...

[KamiKaZantA]

Swedish Meal Time 40K

[ChaosMugetsu]

man if 40k turned into a cooking show this is what i would expect to happen lol

[vimuin]

1:25 sad :(

[AndroxineVortex]

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

[77Stover77]

once you hear alien beans. it cant be un-heard

[kingofkilps]

he currenlty at 2662 where are the thouasnad and two thousnad subs

[larsjuh1993]

1st part is the best part XD

[larsjuh1993]

@larsjuh1993 Because i like screaming

[ahtaj]

creepers turn white and then explode NOT red

[andyBuriy]

Whats the name of dubstep on 0:49 ?

Thumbs up if u want to know it too!

[Lavasawks]

@andyBuriy Flux Pavilion - Bass Cannon

No need to thank me

[thebigbluefly]

Welcome to cooking with the Adeptus Cafeterium!

[Speehsmareehn01]

BROTHER I AM ALIEN BEANS

[DukeOnkled]

Who's the guy with the mustache?

[PROkiller16]

@DukeOnkled ...

...

...

...

...

..HERESY!

[SilentRavager]

I find your lack of women in the kitchen very disturbing...

[SilentRavager]

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only cooking

[MattiaBeast]

ALIENS BEANS!!!! hahaha

[K0ragg]

holy shit

[ihazzrecon]

killa heinz beans

[EveofBattle]

I'd Like some Khorne Phlakes, With some Orky Beanz!

[nafsiammara]

This was REALLY good for like 30 seconds. Then it was terrible.

[ZanH0]

Cooking with the imperium: Making Lunch missiles & fried missiles.

[ImperialLegionarie]

Poor Boreale.

[DropPodFullOfPonies]

BEANZ MEANZ XENOZ HEREZY!

[Noideawhyisuck]

would someone be kind enough to tell me the music used at 1:33? thanks.

[TerrorWolfX]

@Noideawhyisuck search youtube for "sad violin". Should be one of the first few hits. Very popular.

[TheAtomicusBomb]

Now everytime one of these quotes comes up in dawn of war i can only imagine them cooking beanz, kinda takes out any hope of it been serious lol

[firelord699]

Holding back.. tears.. ,_,

[ihazzrecon]

nice to see everyone come together to make a nice meal:)

[Okysho]

Beginning was awesome.

MAKE THEM SUPPER!!

ALIEN BEANS!!

STAND BACK I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!!

[Punishthefalse]

@Okysho The only thing that is awesome about the video. Shows the passion the Imperium has for cooking.

[KatamariRoll]

STAND BACK! I´LL SHOW YOU HOW IT´S DONE!

*clicks on subscribe*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[honda1st1]

how could they let boreale die :'( he was the best

[M00gle007]

I fell appart laughing at the first 20 secs...

[AxleIsBored]

got less good every time i saw a tf2 thing or a creeper started amazingly but then tf2 and minecraft came along and ruined the meal. ended nicely too though.

[SuperMihaCar]

breakfast: khorne flakes

lunch: alien beans and squig steak

dinner: a creeper which blew up my house while i was cooking it

[savanar2008]

0:25 codex sororitas

[DeusMalleus]

This video made me late to work... and school...

TIME WELL SPENT!!!

[Thongger]

needs more screaming and shouting

[abdde10001]

40k... Tf2... Minecraft... ALL IN ONE VIDEO?!

I love this guy

[TheQuicks96]

yes....yes....that is exactly what it was like~Istvan flashback

[ClonetrooperMaster9]

lmao the Darth Vader "No!" 1:08

[minecrafter50]

I miss the old top comments D:

[toastyhindu]

I'd like some khorne with those alien beanz

[Soulcastthewolf]

whats the song at the end. sorry for asking.

[PROkiller16]

I like how the top to comments are the first two lines, both in the correct order.

[Novuas]

@PROkiller16 Not after im done trolling!

[PROkiller16]

@Novuas Never!

[ATetrisBlock]

@PROkiller16 And now they both have 100 thumbs.

Nobody... touch... anything.

[Tompson1997PL]

What Drednought Said?

[1987Challenger3]

0:54 goodbye headphones

[Fudgelette]

You still have Diomedes, YOU ALL STILL HAVE Diomedes.

/zoid

[SaurrowOo]

:D

[ubertuber3d]

I don't get it.

[1Kelvar]

BROTHA I AM HIT !!

[Hypastpist]

i really want to see how a Space marine cooks

[Hiarren]

SLAANESH, SING THROUGH US!

[tamral31]

I like how the top two comments are the script for the start of the video.

[TheMrVasili]

Boreals interruption was interrupted therefore sadness...

[ScreenedEmperor]

how do they manage to keep going with this series?

[Sparrowtalon]

Mass Effect Death sound!

[paleface171]

lol at the Marine with a chef's hat

[TargetDefenseForce]

Hardcore cooking.

[TargetDefenseForce]

Alein Beans!!

[xXxDaFtMaU5xXx]

WAIT....SPACE MARINES HAVE NO EMOTIONS>>>>WTF!!!!!

[SinDawg030]

We already know that Orks love to use Squigs for many things including a certain type as an Orkish delicacy. I have it on good authority that it apparently tastes like cured ham with the consistency of young chicken. Unfortunately most good and loyal servants of the Imperium consider Orkish cuisine as Orksish QUEASEine. That and anyone found to be eating Orkoid lifeforms as food is likely to be burned by the local authorities. Alas, gastronomy in the 41st millennium would be a beautiful thing.

[notenufdaka]

@SinDawg030 google "chronicles of the burger marines" you'll laugh, guaranteed

[SinDawg030]

@notenufdaka veteran /tg/ fag here. Love that shizzle!

[pzbt]

I though those swedish meal time guys where angry chefs, but I should have known that everything is alot more ragey in the imperium.

[hanson666999]

:^D That was EPIC. BEANS & CAKES FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[Shotgunner56]

Random is the poor mans humor

[XxSentinelPrimexX]

DEEEAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!

[KrantoZzS]

Emperium Meal Time

[TheOwlslayer]

Heh, not sure how i got here, but this still made me laugh.

And now you have over 1600 subs. Nice tempo!

[Judgementofsaturn]

This is an every day occurrence for the kitchens of the imperium. Sadly they also banned KOHRN FLAKES.

[PROkiller16]

@Judgementofsaturn At least the PopKhorne remains!

[Judgementofsaturn]

@PROkiller16 INDEED FELLOW SPESSMAHRINE

[binarynightmare]

@Judgementofsaturn

I love you.

[tf2pl]

BRDARIAMHIT

[firelord699]

Squig cake?

[AlisYang]

haha, poor Captain Boreale, so sad :)):))

[SoulFeriox7]

Ovah the proverbial reach! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGH­HHHHHH!

[firelord699]

BROTHERIAMHIT!

[Gabd3v]

NOOOOOOOOO

[DaGreatWaaagh]

MINECRAFT CREEPER AAAAAHHHHH!

[goen5601]

Since when creeper are allow in the kitchen ? :lol:

[robosoldier11]

love how the 2 top comments tell the entire first 8 seconds of the video

[foomboom2]

@robosoldier11

I LOVE HOW YOURE THE BILLIONTH TO COMMENT THIS

[robosoldier11]

@foomboom2 :D

[baval5]

@robosoldier11 thats not true.

it misses AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH

[robosoldier11]

@baval5 ops forgot that

[TheAtomicusBomb]

Brotheriamhit.

[Chibbsy555]

Let the promethium burn it to a cinder....

[borecek999]

make 1500 sub special!

[sackobratzo]

Noooooooooo... not the bacon!

[fillewizard]

8 Pepole missed the "Like" button.

[curtgaming]

whhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[IFM2002]

GREENSKIN BEANS!

ATTACK!

[D0uch3846]

LOL I like both top comment : first thing you see and first thing you hear in the video xD

[Emelrian]

it was funny until 1:55 then it got stupid

[TheAtomicusBomb]

AAARRRRGGGGGGG!!!!

WWAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!

AAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

ARRRR!!

AGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

[TheAlexRo123]

STAND BACK ILL SHOW YOU HOW ITS DONE

[foomboom2]

THE AKWARD MOMENT WHERE YOU SEE THE TWO TOP COMMENTS ARE QUOTES FO THE VIDEO.

RAPTOR AND QUAKE ARE FAGS

[TheAlexRo123]

@foomboom2 umadkthx

[Blackrockmore]

0:00 to 0:30 best 30 seconds of my life...

[exalted40000]

@Jessmaster1 you mean regularly, right?

[ATetrisBlock]

@exalted40000 I would watch it religiously, at any rate.

[Thongger]

so... manly... :')

[martoboyo]

Wait, did I just see an orang-oetang flip me off in a SM special?

[TheAtomicusBomb]

what do you use to make these vids?

[Jessmaster1]

If this was an actual cooking show, I would watch it religiously

[TheAtomicusBomb]

So much screaming, yep its 40k all right.

[ATetrisBlock]

BlackTemplar's recipe is no GOWHN? BATTLE BROTHERS! YOUTUBE HAS FAILED THE EMPRAH! WE MUST GET ON THE GROUND AND MOVE IT FROM THE PERIMETER TO OUR DOORSTOP.

CODEX ASTARTES CALLS THIS MANOUVER METAL BAWKSES.

[firelord699]

SALAMANDER SUPRISE!

[firelord699]

);

[BlackGatchaman]

Alien beans!!! ROFL! This made me laugh till it hurt.

[notenufdaka]

THE TACO OF SANGUINIUS!

[Raptor89994]

MAKE THEM SUPPER!!!

[quakeSanchez]

ALIEN BEANS!

[TheFlannelSamurai]

Subbed:p I love you

[Drakki100]

OH FUCKING EMPERORS WARP BUBBLE ! THIS IS SO FUCKING GLORIOUS HAHAHAHA Alien Beans hahahahaahaha lololol.

[xyAKMxy]

1:25 was he about to fart on the fire?! That tactical dude saved the day XD

[book2face]

And they shall have no beer.

[LeonTheRabbit1]

what's the song at 1:03?

[LeonTheRabbit1]

OMFG,this is one of the best parodies Ive ever seen!This totally needs more views!

[jnsstudo]

MORE ALEAN BEANS!

[Wanzerman123]

Awesome

[Sauron926]

Slaanesh sing to us like that part :D

[IluvPoker100]

Can I add you on steam? :D

[randomperson11111123]

This kicks the shit out of Epic Meal Time

[JadenKy]

Force Commander: VANILLA ICE

[0Maloy1]

you know, with his helmet on Boreale would look pretty epic lol

[TheAtomicusBomb]

ALIEN BEANZ!

[TNTLotLP]

Saw this.

Cried tears of extreme laughter.

Subbed.

[WeirdBoySkuzag]

SLAAANASH SEENG THRU UZ!

[vidioinspector]

or brotheriamhit

[vidioinspector]

MAKE TEM SUPPA!

[lordrevan571]

@vidioinspector OVA TEH PERVIAL RIGE

[vidioinspector]

@lordrevan571 ALIEWN BEAWNS

[lordrevan571]

@vidioinspector STND BAWK AL SOW YUO HAWO ITS DWN

[vidioinspector]

@lordrevan571 LET DA PROFEUM BURN TEM TO A CINDAR!

[lordrevan571]

@vidioinspector LET`S TERN UP TEH HEAAT

[metalgearrexlover]

no wonder why cyrus hates boreale

[Chayraz2]

Poor Boreale, that tactical marine stole his moment.

He should get excecuted for heresy...or promoted to captain, it was a pretty good NOH.

[agge141]

NOH

[Decker654]

Haha Bass Cannon! Thumbs up if you noticed!

[attila535]

finally Boreale knows how we feel when he interrupts us

[Stupidfart9876]

what about when the milk gets spoiled?

blame Nurgle?