Scary You Cannot Beat Us Commercial for Nintendo

[SupahChannel12]

The duck hunt dog wasn't an enemy :S

[Fallangelsflesh]

what were they thinking!?

[mamamario64ds]

Sega does what nintedon't, which isx let people have a sound sleep.

[RedCrescentDemon]

This is so demoralizing. Makes me think of all the really hard NES games out there and just ugh

[MarioAnimalCrossing]

Ha! I've beaten Super Mario Bros. and Kirby Super Star!

[ronanelijah]

Eventually, you cold beat Nintendo by practising and getting to your mid 30's

[Sloppyjalopey]

all your base are belong to you cannot beat us

[darkmaster489]

Damn nintendo, you scary!

[loveforlogos]

My uncle Joe worked on this at Broadcast Arts.

[Crybaby0ttant0tt0]

@loveforlogos And you didn't stop him???

[Tioga060]

We'll be seeing google commercials like this soon enough.

[MrSammyD91]

Duck Hunt Dog: You cannot beat us!!

Did you forget that we can shoot your ass in the game!!

[Koopanakon]

Past: We are Nintendo. You Cannot Beat Us.

Present: Wii are Nintendo. You Cannot Beat Us.

Future: Wii are Nintendo. U Cannot Beat Us

[ZZWWX55]

lame

[ThePowerletsplays]

313 people did

[MichaelKeehls]

Australian fuckhunt dog

[conorrocks7]

sorry but sony (playstaition 1,2,3,portable,and more) beat you i still play my wii but i play my ps3 and Xbox 360 more

[Fallangelsflesh]

@conorrocks7 but that doesnt mean that they beat Nintendo... just that you (and probably many people) like playstation more... but wii is a best seller... so.

btw i got a ps3 too xD

[TehBalani]

Thumbs up if you misheard "WE CHALLENGE ALL CHAOS!".

[mothrasaurus]

YOU CANNOT BEAT US!!!

[hurricaneomega]

EX TER MIN ATE er I mean WE ARE NINTENDO!

[shazthecrazy]

Nintendo: YOU CANNOT BEAT US

Sony PlayStation: Don't underestimate the power of PlayStation.

[sonicIsHedgehog]

I JUST DID BEAT YOU IN ALL NES GAMES NOW YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[toon10001two]

satan: the game's tv commercial

[DolbyD1G1TAL]

not scary, just wierd!

[123BoyRocket]

WE CAN BET YOU WITH ALL 4 PLAYERS WE CHALLENGE NINTENDO!

[holonboy]

Now that I think about it, I never did beat the original Super Mario Bros...

But I did beat almost every other Mario game except the sports spinoffs...

But now that I'm challenged, I'll just go load up my Ambassador games on my 3DS...

[SuperToaster360]

-points himself with a gun crying-

[zocazoey]

;(

come on,atari get back in the video game world !

[zocazoey]

thats right !

think about it how much console nintendo made ! and they are still making !

NES,SNES,gameboy,super gameboy, gameboy color,gameboy advance,gameboy micro ,gameboy advance sp,nintendo ds ,nintendo ds lite,

nintendo dsi,wii(finaly again a console for the tv ),and 3DS !

[88bloo]

0:18 awesome rob

[minievildude17]

we beat yo guys 25 years ago so

'YOU CANNOT BEAT ME'

[ConsoleCleric]

Damed straight I cannot beat you, why else would I pickup the GAME GENIE?

[ReallyColdRain]

I beat you when I was 5. Lay the fuck off, because YOU CANNOT BEAT ME.

[AtariFTW]

what is the point of this commercial? was this an inside joke against sega?

[slugnbozo]

@AtariFTW I think it was more playing on the typical boy attitude of "I can't beat you??? We'll see about that!"

[MasterGamerful]

Oh, I can't an NES game? Then why would I buy one?! It's not true even though Iv'e beaten many NES games. Lol.

[ItalianRobot]

Wait the dog is your enemy?

[JavonteTreble]

I'm guessing this also doubled as their message to Sega.......

[Tyshawngibson123]

Ha! Don't make me laugh, Nintendo. I'll open a can a whoop ass on all of you jabronies because I'm that damn good!

[DarkOmegaMK2]

ok ok i get it, now give me my fucking nintendo!

[giannadimou]

We are Microsoft sam from the grave... we came to haunt you... you cant beat us....

*GULP*

[TheTechBite]

challenge accepted

[doom1killer123]

that fucking dog is a cheater. he was never meant to be beaten. of coarse we can't beat you, maybe if you would shut the fuck up and help me get the damn birds

[XNobleActualX]

18 people tried beating them

[MrNorbert1994]

You know this commerical could be Ok, if there's not that Mr. Normanmeyer (Addams Family animated series) who try sell us his goddam' underwear.

[ghos7bear]

We are nintendo. We challenge for ass. You cannot beat us.

[333xan45]

There are three words that sum this up, what- the-fuck

[Nekosculta]

Their voice scare the shit out of me oO'

[julianwicker]

well the wii games will no longer be made after TLOZ SKYWARD SWORD

[bluephreakr]

It's actually Nintendo saying that there is no better, more than you cannot beat their games.

Unfortunately, for the NES, it has been defeated. But the Nintendo brand has yet to fall, thank goodness. :)

[wildboyintraining]

Nintendo: YOU CAN NOT BEAT US

Zelda: I WON! :D

Nintendo: CRAP. YOU BEAT US

[sdmitch16]

What players? There were no consoles between NES and the 83 crash.

[trekker123eski]

@sdmitch16 i love how you cannot see through the fog of atari 7800 and 5200 and master system

[sdmitch16]

@trekker123eski i love that you're giving me info, but I hate that you love ignorance. Please don't try to destroy the world or anything.

[trekker123eski]

@sdmitch16 i know but i meant i love how you didnt know about them

[sdmitch16]

@trekker123eski I was complaining about how you were saying that you love something that you obviously don't. Its untrue. But thanks for the info.

[spongebob040]

I will do as you say,

you are nintendo,

I cannot beat you.

[DQBlizzard168]

That is what the lawyer told my mom

[TheEthan222]

Lakitu was a baby back in 1987 so the cloud speaks for him.

[MrEhGames]

We are Nintendo. Resistance is futile...

[121gigawattsfan53]

@MrEhGames Resistance isn't futile...

It's voltage divided by current.

[SirKoto51]

Genesis does what Nintendon't. lol.

[ehsteve7]

Why do all the voices sound like someone's farting in a bathtub

[metalsonicmk72]

I think my heart just stopped...

[saijeehiguchi]

We are Nintendo, you will be assimilated. We are the Borg. We are one.

[Akfamilyhome]

Sega: Genesis does what Nintendon't.

Nintendo: (creepy voice) YOU CANNOT BEAT US!

Sega: (pees pants)

[weegeeluv3r]

WE.CANNOT.BEAT.YOU.

[Falcondick69]

i liked the way bowser looked xD

[slugnbozo]

@Falcondick69 Isn't that just one of Bowser's goons?

[AdolphX]

@NintendoFanboy10001 I know xD but you did not said this in the NES/sNES time, you said it 2 weeks ago thats why i said it =)

[razgar02]

EXTERMINATE

[scyldschefing]

...wow.

Who the hell would have thought that would sell NESs?

[dnaisinmybody]

Let's go beat up all the Nintendo guys!

[AdolphX]

@NintendoFanboy10001 but sega works for nintendo...

[marnea1]

Okay, I've kicked all your asses.

Will you go back to Hell now?

[TheEthan222]

That's a bad dream virus Nintendo found on one NES.

[fastold]

challenge accepted bring it on creepy pixilated bowser,duck hunt dog,annoying cloud dude,robotic dino thing,and some random dude in a suit

[cranie4]

We are the Borg. You will be assimilated.

[REALwoombath]

You cannot bite ass.

[ChildsViewReviews]

@TheSpeedDawg

NES: YOU CANNOT BEAT US!

Wii U: My younger brother already explained this.

[relicz1]

you cannot beat asss lol

[ptd1965]

this wasn't real was it? I didn't watch much tv after the early 80s except Night Flight (Better than MTV was but only a few hours a few times a week on USA network before MTV was released). I don't remember this commercial. Is it a fake?

[Overhazard]

@ptd1965 This is real. Someone in Australia figured this is a great way to advertise to kids.

[ptd1965]

@Overhazard 0_o part of the desensitizing of violence in our youth?? :(

[BrentonL13]

Any one else think a daleck should be in there sayin exterminate?

[gvflessas]

Reminds me of the Borg... lol

[BeyondBirthday222]

I really need to cut down on the drugs.

[killerkirby247]

I can beat them, cause I'm chuck norris.

[sonicyay2]

Great, now Nintendo is dissing Sega.

[Felixhrbg]

holy crap this is weird

[survivalofone]

Do I have a fever!?

[xsnrgman]

Kind of creepy but not scary to me.

[heartkiller1974]

dude the cloud is the most sacry of all!

[deejaydubla]

We are Nintendo. We want our money for nothin' and our chicks for free.

[heartkiller1974]

@deejaydubla ha ha good one!

[doggytreat412]

@deejaydubla

I shit myself when I saw this comment...Dire Straits was my next Youtube search after seeing this video.

[CrushingC10996WM]

its not scary

[Tigkotsu999]

Robot: finally he left he was holding me back

NES: WTF YOU BEAT US

Robot: :D

[JaseStronger]

A26 - with typo

[classicstarr]

they should air this again but instead about hacking wii and system updates

[Overhazard]

@classicstarr Nah, they should air this right before the Wii U comes out as a message to the other game system manufacturers.

[classicstarr]

@Overhazard hah theyd probably by to scared to try.

[1778elvis]

This is nintendo's message to every other video game company

[inmateno12897]

i feel like i'm being mind-raped through the youtube screen

[upallhours9]

"We never forget, we never forgive, ...We are legion".

[chaz1805]

0: 35 That dog is doing things to itself..........

[OSDolphin]

Genesis: NES, how many has your controller broken?

NES: LOTS!! :C How many times has yours broken

Genesis: None, but these game companies are ASSHOLES!!

[xXteknomaticXx]

It'd be weird if my penis said this to me.

[MrEmadshalabi]

@xXteknomaticXx That killed me. XD

[evilvic43]

weirdest thing ive ever seen

[braxtonziadie]

Stupid

[therealblkraptor]

who's that green dude who stole Lakitu's cloud?

[mariomario678910]

NES: you cannot beat us

SNES: are you drunk dad

Nintendo 64: yeah grampa is your stupid 8-Bit self being stupid again

nintendo gamecube: yeah i agree with N64

wii: me 2

[CreatureMontage]

@mariomario678910 wii: WII2 (speaking for him and his little brother)

[MAUWORLD274]

-You cannot beat us

-I DID!!!!

[RunTitan09]

@deividas56 I was reanacting what happend when sega realeased the genesis

[andree1991]

Nintendo learned not fuck with sony,cause sony is sony and theyre bigger than anything

[deividas56]

@andree1991 Lol? Nintendo is the biggest game company yet and they outsould every sony and microsoft console...

[BlazerT10]

@deividas56 aren't sony and nintendo allies? Because didn't they make the ps1 together or something like that?

[lalapeanutbutter]

@BlazerT10 Ur dumb. So, so dumb. They were going to make a cd add on for the super nintendo. Then sony bailed and made the ps1. The cd add on was then made by phillips, and it was called the CD-i

[BlazerT10]

@lalapeanutbutter well I didn't know James Rolfe mentioned something about it so I thought sony and nintendo were allies.

[deividas56]

@BlazerT10 Ooooops! wrong comment.

[deividas56]

@BlazerT10 Whats wrong with casual games/gamers? By the way,I think you should read "Casual gamer" on urban dictionary and scroll down a bit.

[ExploringBeyond]

@BlazerT10 No, Nintendo contracted a disc drive for the SNES and Sony thought they were on to something good, so instead they canned their project with Nintendo, gave back the money, and released the Playstation like a year later. I forgot if the disc drive was called playstation or not but you can wiki it easily.

[MusicOfAdam]

@andree1991 Microsoft > Sony.

[Tr1ggerHappy77]

@MusicOfAdam  Nope.

[Silverluigi98]

i think the main reason of this commercial was to motivate kids to buy more nintndo games so they made the bosses say you cannot beat us. apparently the voices the bosses had were kinda scary though and the scary looks made the commercial wierd

[missbkitty1]

you cannot beat us. sega you cannot beat us. atari you cannot beat us. we are nintendo we are the best video game company in the world

[RunTitan09]

Nintendo: You cannot beat us!

Sega: I can and I will!

[deividas56]

@RunTitan09 SEGA didn't beat nintendo,in fact SEGA didn't beat anyone.

[DuragonNesto]

YOU CANNOT BEAT US

[nintendogameslover]

UH five in the mornin scary! -_-

[LEVRAIminigamemaniac]

the food of my college

YOU CANNOT BITE US!

[identityx2013]

@LEVRAIminigamemaniac XD "You bite, You die!"

Thumbs up if you know where this is from!

[LEVRAIminigamemaniac]

@identityx2013 the food of my college? i don't know!

[identityx2013]

@LEVRAIminigamemaniac XD Its a NintendoCapriSun reference lol

[7ruthie]

We challenge your ass!

[ToBePhair]

NES Rob!

[Sonicguy1994]

Who made this commercial? I'd say whoever made the music video for Dire Straits' Money For Nothing while on crack

[VideoMaker1234]

I CAN AND I WILL :D

[TickleMeJewish]

WTF was Nintendo thinking when they made this comerical?

[SilverEspeon26]

Why does the beginning remind me of Max Headroom? ._.

[JLeondude123]

YOU CANNOT BEAT US

[mrpotatohead34]

i was at first, how is this scary? then when i saw bowser, i think i shit myself

[CosmicTurban2]

YUuuwe cahnoot beeat Uus! @ 0:30 seconds

[TheSpeedDawg]

We are Nintendo. You cannot beat us.

Nintendo Wii: Grandpa, you are drunk again!

[MrPathorn]

@TheSpeedDawg

NES = Grandfather

SNES = Great-Grandfather "NES's sibling"

64 = Father

Gamecube = Child

Wii = Another Child

Right?

[TheSpeedDawg]

@MrPathorn

I guess so, I'm not a pro at that :D

[Jackalakadingdong]

@MrPathorn nope.

NES=Dead Great Great Grandfather

SNES=Great Grandfather (still alive in essence)

64=Grandfather

Gamecube and Wii are both 128 bit systems so...

Gamecube=Mom(box) :)

Wii=Dad(has a wii) XD

And the ds is the kid with downs syndrome, the dslite is the nice, quiet kid, the dsi is the Braniac younger brother, dsiXL is the obese twin of the dsi, and of course the 3DS is the gay son. XP

But your way works too!!!

Either way, YOU CANNOT BEAT US.

[1UpProduct]

@Jackalakadingdong What will the WiiU Be? (what about the Gameboys?)

[Jackalakadingdong]

@1UpProduct The WiiU is going to be the Multi-Millionare long lost brother of the wii. The one that the N64 is actually proud of. The gameboys are only friends of the NES. Old war buddies. You've seen the picture of the Gameboy that has been through the golf war? Look it up in google.

[1UpProduct]

@Jackalakadingdong lol

[8BitDisaster]

@Jackalakadingdong What about the gameboy? The virtual boy? The NES top loader? WHAT ABOUT THE JAPANESE DEAD GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER THE FAMICOM?

[Jackalakadingdong]

@8BitDisaster [3 months ago] IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS. but it is pretty cool that i have a top rated comment lolololololololololololol

[dudewutyeah]

@Jackalakadingdong

The dsiXL is the beefy brainiac kid you can NEVER BEAT HIM

[something2424]

@Jackalakadingdong and the tv games 6 and tv games 16 are the family's old heritige before they moved to america XD

[Melink03]

@Jackalakadingdong The 3DS is the son with autism. The gay son is the AR cards that come with it.

[Jackalakadingdong]

@Melink03 That mother fucker is still a top rated comment? sheeeeeeat...

[WhereThereDude]

YES I CAN MOTHER FUCKER !

[Smegma007]

Hellraiser anyone?

"No tears please. It's a waste of good suffering!"

[Shadowkid26296]

I'm scared of beating Lakitus ASS. XDDD

[Starius64]

lakitu is a creeper.

[MidnightMidna]

Even with your... robot partner?!

[wavehead89]

CUHH-REEEEPPPPYYYY

[guigur13]

minecraft ...

[minecraftmaster927]

i still can't beat bowser dam you

[ThisIsIran]

Then the Sega Genesis came along and beat them.

[LuigiDude1808]

@ThisIsIran Escept then Sega went bankrupt and is now making 3rd party games for Nintendo.