MassageNerd gets his Aura Read (Kirlian Photography)

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I had my aura read before, it was all black with puffs of dirty-brown and grey. In a past-life regression, I found that I had committed extremely terrible things in my past life, but I managed to sneak past the reincarnation plane to come back here again. I am currently typing this in a prison (a pretty good one), where I am serving 20 years for theft, felony and aggravated assault.