Spear-Wielding Chimps Studied

[TheJPGW]

we should stop studing them and start teaching them war tactics to get rid of poachers

[doctorsensual77]

Maaan, look at the chimpanzees' balls, when I was born I had hydrocoele and my balls looked real big for a baby. Nowadays I still notice it...perhaps I am a chimp myself...

[mrcrazyman8484]

I honestly think the government would put a stop to apes evolving.if we stumbled upon apes building armor,weapons,and building a society with religion and militaries,we would execute them

[TheJockman117]

I actually think we'll be gone and colonizing the stars by the time these guys get to our current stage.

[NormbrettaMod]

@TheJockman117

when we're gone, this earth will be inhospitable to mammals at least, i'm sure.

[TheJockman117]

@NormbrettaMod That was such an idiotic comment I actually feel bad..little fact in that, just a smartass (leaving out the smart) comment. Currently alternative fuel is growing exponentially, peace has never been higher (really, odd, but true), and the US currently owns the largest natural gas and oil reserves in the world (combined total). With that we are testing new ways to burn processed oil, as well as use natural gas in new ways. The world will run out before North America.

[TheJPGW]

@TheJockman117 technically they are at our stage. we're more technologicaly advanced though

[staklados]

I for one zero one zero one zero zero one..

[TheLaneWeaver]

chim-pansies

[skywize]

I shudder to think what these chimps can evolve into. I know when humans first developed we were immoral and barbaric. Some of us have even stayed that way after all these years. I hope once these chimps evolve (assuming their evolutionary direction of course...) they will learn from how we are now, or will be, rather than going it alone....I think I worded that whole mess wrong... I hope someone gets it, lol.

[iNarbage]

@skywize they wont evolve without drastic climate change, and if we're still around we would probably isolate them and watch as they develop in to a different species.

[skywize]

@iNarbage Actually climate has little to do with it. It's just one reason the change would develop. They are evolving now with every birth, just as we are.

[iNarbage]

@skywize "Climate has little to do with it.", climate change in Africa made us, humans, happen.

[skywize]

@iNarbage Sorry, didn't mean that the way I wrote it. I just meant it is one of many factors. My brain and my fingers run at two different speeds, lol.

[rossini55]

@iNarbage Hi, I think the term evolutionists would use is Environmental and Selective Pressures that drive evolution, rather than JUST climate. Climate may have its affect but its not the whole story. Envronmental and Selective pressure can include availablity of food/resources, and predators among other variables including climate. Climate would just be a part of Environment as a whole.

[tadman105]

2:56

OH MY GOD IT'S A CHIMP ORGIE

[BooGooNFlowoo4Evoo]

I wonder how fast primate cultures evolve simply by watching the humans that encroach on their habitat.

[BooGooNFlowoo4Evoo]

Next thing you know, they'll be fishing... you can see them looking over the surface of the water at the fish. There is a species of bird that carried breadcrumbs people fed it on the ground over to the water to use to catch fish. It's only a matter of time before these primates figure out how to lure small fish with flowers, leaves, etc and grab them in their hands and teeth. The more they watch us, the faster they learn.

[dramey03]

awesome vid but the only thing i dont get about evolution, is if we evolved from them, then why are they still here, why arent they still evolving in front of our eyes, i mean theres been thousands of years of recorded human history, no change in monkeys, yet at some point they turned to us, how come the rest didnt

[erronsing]

@dramey03 The theory of evolution states that we came from a common ancestor of the chimps, not that we came directly from them. Common misconception.

[xlsdx]

@dramey03 why are sharks here? why are mosquitoes here? some things don't need to evolve. we were born most likely from random mutation...

[skywize]

@dramey03 Erron was right about the ancestor bit. Also, we have not recorded them for thousands of years. That long ago, a chimpanzee was an ape and a gorilla was a big ape. Also, since then species have died off due to not evolving, or evolving into something incompatible with their environment.

[mesuhlikemusic]

Damn nature. You scary.

[Lonemann2008]

It would be very interesting to see chimps in some kind of worship ritual, like, a stone, or the reamains of an outstanding membder of the group, well, maybe in a couple milennia, in the meantime, I´ll changbe the calendar, instead of A.D. or C.E. it will be B.C.E. (Before Chimps Eviolved)

[Fieryultras]

Next thing we know they're gonna learn the secrets of masonry and create mauls.

[cwmyr]

I for one welcome our new Chimp overlords

[amber4phat]

I found this easy to masturbate too.

[daniellos333]

they will take over the world within 1000 years, they will make us think they are stupid, and meanwhile they will be creating guns, then they will take over a major city after another!

[bidefordrfc]

Nevermind insulting black people... Ok argue all you want if you think blacks have only just evolved from chimps, as a White person I think us whites are slowly evolving into something a step away retarded monkfish

[Zanmatt2g]

It's amazing how they went from using spears to becoming president of the USA in such a short time.

[SittingMooseShaman]

... hah, hah-hh. 'Man,' R the wests' left-wanker politicos trying 2 keep this under wraps! Why? This screams, "Evolution!" It also blows all the "activists" steam from their

convoluted boiler of Disneyosis-of-the-wild. Y'all know-it's just a matter of time till one of 'em rubs it to a point on a stone(use of a machine!) & @ a certain time she'll rub it so hard it'll heat & then... Foof! OUR replacements!! When the males finally write a scroll- Will they blame their mess on the females too ?

[111E982a]

Stay tune for chimpanzee tribal dance, religion and warfare next episode!

[HTPtheFirst]

Why do these people call this a "behavior" when it's a technological advancement? Does anyone ever call the invention of the lightbulb a "remarkable new behavior"?

[Bullpuma]

NEXT PARADIGM SHIFT

[DrDeezPlease]

hahahaha 2:25

Chimp 'Ahhhhhh my ballls'

[krazkash]

Primates are now undergoing the evolutionary process we went through ALOT of years ago. So, when we have significantly advanced in terms of technology, which will take thousands of years, the primates will be at about the same level we were. If the world hasn't been destroyed by then, that is. :P

[Nixom1334]

Planet of the Apes; I'm just Saying

[jesussaurusrex1]

shit, were fucked...

[metsdudenj]

I actually dont like chimpanzees. I think they should be hunted like other african animals...id rather have antelopes live than chimps

[knightofjustic]

@metsdudenj why these animals are the 2nd smartest animal in the world after us

[Gigas0101]

I shared my jeans with a chimp and he won't give them back... now I have to wear sweatpants because he has a spear :(

[prankmakers95]

are chimps the smartest animals ?

[LynxChan]

@prankmakers95 no, we are. Remember, we're just another mammal, a hairless monkey with a big brain ;-)

But to answer your actual question yes, all the most intelligent non-human animals are the other great apes (we're also great apes), which includes chimps gorillas and organgutans.

[soilstories]

@prankmakers95 Trying to decide which animal is smartest is impossible because you inevitably are comparing them to humans (which is a horrible mistake to make). Every organism has evolved to be successful and well-adapted to its particular environment, therefore everything is as "intelligent" as it needs to be. And if it isn't well adapted due to climate change or other reasons, it will either adapt or natural selection will get rid of it.

[thenovadeus]

They will start lighting camp fires soon

[Samuraionthewall]

Considering humans are monkeys... where exactly is the surprising part? ^^

[img0ingin]

@Samuraionthewall im pretty sure humans are humans and monkeys are monkeys.

[Samuraionthewall]

@img0ingin You are totally correct, Sir. With the little caveat that humans are monkeys. If you need a clearer argument: what you just said equals: "I'm pretty sure ducks are ducks and birds are birds."

[thenovadeus]

@Samuraionthewall I think you will find that humans are apes not monkeys.

[Samuraionthewall]

@thenovadeus Too bad 'I think' doesn't count as an argument. You need to show how humans are "apes not monkeys" in order to back up your claim.

[thenovadeus]

@Samuraionthewall I was NOT using “I think” to describe what I KNOW about the classification of primates. I was using it to point out that you might find this out. As I have no effective means of determining the extent of YOUR knowledge, I am forced to use “I think”

I know that both chimps and humans are apes. I would go on to explain the numerous differences between apes and monkeys but I CBF and if you really cared you would google it yourself.

[Samuraionthewall]

@thenovadeus So now you appeal to authority without even backing up that claim of having any authority. Unfortunately for you, that doesn't do anything for your credibility. Telling me to google something also amounts to no argument. You might want to try again. I don't exactly have high hopes of you finally dropping an actual argument, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

[MrMarkerSniffer]

If i see those bastards trying to start civilizations i say we kill them before something like planet of the apes happens

[XNuNRGX]

Maybe some human taught them how to make spears!Maybe?XP

[woodee89]

all hail to our future chimp overlords

[hazaraemughul]

god made this creature for our entertainment and white men believe the are close relative of humens confused fuks they are just monkeys . monkeys do funny things they are not aware of wat the fuk thery are doin.

[woodee89]

@hazaraemughul you sir a a fucking retard. chimps are great animals, you saw it yourself there, they socialise in a watering hole like we would at a swimming pool. also how can something not be aware of what it is doing that just fucking stupid. if god does exist (which he probably doesn't) then they or maybe dolphins are put there by him to succeed us. either that or cockroaches

[Nicholassc7k]

@hazaraemughul if you were educated you would realize that there DNA is 98% the same. you probably don't know what that means but whatever. there is no god its just fairy tales that you're ancestors tell you and has no real facts, the real fact based theory is evolution

[BKHagge]

@Nicholassc7k Your statement is just as ignorant as the statement that God created the world 7,000 years ago. A really scientific pov is accepting that any possibility is just a %-wise chance, not necessarily truth. The possibility of a higher Deity, represented in religions as God/Allah or Norse/Aztec/Roman/Etc... gods is infact quite large, believing that we humans is the highest evolved species excisting is just as ignorant as our common world views.

[RyeGuyfx]

uh chimps in a water hole looks familiar to humans because....why? other animals submerge in water when its hot like elephants, hippos, alligators, and many more species. That looks all familiar to humans too.

[rentedhalo]

Chimps have traditionally had phobia of water and would be very wary of any body of water - due to predators, but it seems like they are realizing that predator-free water is safe to play in. Them getting over their phobia is I believe what is "human-like" about the event as they aren't scared of all water (at least this troupe) but only water that has predators in it.

[TheRealArchAngel]

Be-Have, Because of the failing Public Education most Younger Scientists today aren't as brilliant or as educated as Scientists from 30 years ago

The "Fringe" Technology that put the Apollo missions on the Moon doesn't even exist anymore and only know with I-Pads and I-Phones is the rest of Humanity catching up with Tulsa Tech

His Toers was "Wireless Internet"/Interactive International Communication along with wireless Power(somthing we haven't rediscovered yet)

[TheRealArchAngel]

Back on Observed Primate Behaviour:

There are Chimps that throw stones as weapons and Monkeys that use stones as Nutcrackers with those same monkeys systematically picking the nut,hording it a place to bakes in the sun for a couple of days to make it easier to crack then finding a flat stone(anvil) to stick the nut on then hitting it with it's personal Hammer stone (And they learn this from watching the adults do it)

[RyeGuyfx]

@TheRealArchAngel Nice!

[TRINIBOY411]

Yeah maybe theyll start every popular form of music that we listen to today to douchebag.

[rentedhalo]

@ReligiousMary: Good christ I hope you're trying to be offensive! I don't care what ethnicity you are, but your intellect is definitely inferior to most other humans on the planet. Evolve you ignorant douche!

[TRINIBOY411]

Africans werent the only ones to use spears you idiot. Europeans used them aztecs used them the mayans used them polynesions used them asains used them the list goes on.

[Moseley76]

Haha the funny thing is Africans are the only ones who still use them these days.

[TRINIBOY411]

The tribes use them. Its a cultural thing. just like how the native americans use bow and arrows. Yes they can get guns but again its a cultural thing. The japanese still train with swords but do we use swords in combat anymore? Hawains teach spear catching and throwing. Ofcourse they can get guns again its a cultural thing.

[newjersey02]

@TRINIBOY411 tell you the truth, i rather be living with mother nature. Fcuk gold, fcuk the white mans money. By the way, i am Caucasian.

[SniperViper1000]

@newjersey02 Why would you say fuck gold? Gold is a natural jewelry used for over thousands of years.

[evilman210]

@TRINIBOY411 all humans originated in africa.

[evandar0]

@TRINIBOY411

Europeans, Aztecs, Mayans, Polynesians etc are all Africans. 'you idiot'. ;)

[TRINIBOY411]

@evandar0 No you idiot Africans are Africans. Everyone else is not African.

[evandar0]

@TRINIBOY411 We are all African - genetically. Your knowledge on our evolutionary history seems uncyclopaedic. How on earth did you manage to interpret African as nationality, given the context? Modern man is African - the multiregionalist hypothesis has finally been laid to rest.

[TRINIBOY411]

@evandar0 When the fuck did i say african was a nationality? I know all about how the san bushmen traveled out of africa and populated the whole earth. I know this shit but thats not the context I was talking about. My comment was a reply. Maybe you should look at the what the person I replied to wrote so you can understand the context of my words. Lol stuck up people on youtube who think they know so much more then th next man.

[evandar0]

@TRINIBOY411

Your habitual resort to name calling and insults to try to "win" the discussion is another area you need to look at. Behaviour like that just alienates people - even those who might otherwise have had time for you, and makes you look a fool. You devalue the conversation and yourself by being so aggressive and rude.

[TRINIBOY411]

@evandar0 That comments a year old anyway o why even bother

[baronofcheese]

@TRINIBOY411 Polynesians. Also, the first homonids WERE in Africa, and they used spears.

[alexb910]

@TRINIBOY411 afrians evoled from useing spears to useing machettes about 1000 years after every one else did

[TRINIBOY411]

@alexb910 the comments two years old. Im not going to argue with idiots.

[AnimaRaptor]

This could all be bs as you're an ignorant bitch. :)

[bradmanthethird]

it's not, it was in the washington post

[Pelonetillo]

not very bright are you? they are human, thus cannot be "sub human." you do know what species means, right? and what human means? even if you meant sub species, and if we were to entertain your silly, uneducated idea, youd still be left with your foot in your mouth, as those descended from africans would be the subspecies, and not the africans themselves. in other words, your species would be sub to the african prime. lol. stay in school.

[mellowmark1]

2001: A Space Odyssey

[jpstebbo]

the chimp at 2:30 is cooling his balls!

[crenshaw1942]

Oh shit.. how did they find the monolith?

[sirkamon]

I know, right?

[knightdrako]

Oh noes planet of the apes... wait it already is lol.

[kristi0107]

I knew they would catch up to us eventually.

[okkima]

The time they catch up us us is when we've gone extinct and evolved into new branch of humans, maybe fused with some bio dna computers.

[7Row7enn7]

im just glad we dont have asses like them, bulging out like tumours