President Obama: "Nobody Messes With Joe"

[sirlawrencet]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Joe and his astounding 95 IQ versus Wall Street and other white collar criminals.

[fsimsdc2006]

NOBODY messes with Joe. Remember that you greedy, manipulative, retard, bastards who want to suck the wealth out of this great country and give it to their international, corporate masters.

[ClassicFIHD]

Humm, maybe nobodys messing with Joe because they havent been able to find him for the past two weeks.

[jacquelineveronique]

Joe rocks !

[ClassicFIHD]

Joe who?  Evey since the AIG mess Joe has gone missing. Figures. Guess you can't mess with Joe if you can't find him.

[jacquelineveronique]

Joe is hard to find because he is tooo busy working to help Americans, something Cheney lacks.

[ClassicFIHD]

Kool-Aid? So how is Biden helping American?

[jacquelineveronique]

Joe is a hero, and you are a zero

[ClassicFIHD]

If you call Plagiarizing 5 full pages on his College papers, never getting above the bottom 1/3 of all his college years, and finishing 9th from the bottom from Law School, you are right, he is your Hero.

[jacquelineveronique]

Bush couldn't even speak fluently and was a stuttering fool and Cheney was a fat ass

[ClassicFIHD]

Uh, oh da humm uh uh uh ah ahh da oh uh un. As if Obama can talk without a teleprompter.

[LITTLEDRUMMERBOY30]

I kind of wonder if Ovomit wen to collage on his own dime OR, if the govt paid for it or if mommy and daddy paid for it like most liberals. No names mentioned!(cough: Jacque)

[EnigmaHood]

Actually, you would be the one drinking Kool-Aid because you believe in god even though god doesn't exist.

[ClassicFIHD]

Whatever you are on it's stronger that Kool-Aid. What did I say that make you think I believe in God or not? No wonder its a waste of time to listen to people like you.

[EnigmaHood]

Because you do believe in god. And that makes you a follower that drank the Kool-Aid. Or are you not smart enough to actually know where that phrase originated from? You just listen to Bill-O use that phrase incorrectly referring to Obama supporters, when it came from the Jim Jones cult mass suicide. Christianity is a cult, therefore you are a cultist who drank the Kool-Aid. Next please.

[ClassicFIHD]

Again, why do you think I believe in God or not? Duh, thats why I use the Kool-Aid reference. Just because I equated mindless followers of Obama to the mindless follower of Rev. Jim Jones. My point in mindless people following someone if they decide to jump off a cliff irregardless of religion.

[EnigmaHood]

Like I said before, I think you believe in god because you do believe in god.

[ClassicFIHD]

Be an Idiot, fine with me.

[EnigmaHood]

Notice how this uneducated kid never denies believing in god. Because... he does.

*points and laughs at the angry kid*

[ClassicFIHD]

Why should I. Youre the one who jumped to an unsubstantiated conclusion, and I'm still waiting for you to tell me why you think I believe in God or not, before I tell you. I have intentionally not told you as you can clearly see by my pervious comments. So who is the uneducated one?

*pointing and laughs back at the pointing kid making a big time fool of himself*

[EnigmaHood]

Negative. I did not jump to an unsubstantiated conclusion, because I'm right. You do believe in god. That is a fact. And since you believe in god, it is also a fact that you are stupid, because you believe in fairytales for adults. Therefore you are a dumbass.

*holds up a mirror* Haha, this moron is pointing and laughing at himself!

[creaturesGREATnSmall]

Classic, ignore Enigma, he's simply goading you. It's the classic liberal blame and shift game. Just like Bwanny Fwank did over the AIG bonuses. He 'distracted' with his huffing and puffing and moved the focus off of himself and the Administration and onto officers of private industry.

You could where yourself out with a jackass like enigma, and he/she's not worth the effort.

[ClassicFIHD]

You're right, he's a liberal lemming. That's why the Kool-Aid remark I made touched a sore spot with him.

[EnigmaHood]

Funny how you use the term "lemming". That statement is based on the misconception that they commit mass suicide like your religious cultist friends. However, they don't commit mass suicide, so your lack of knowledge proves your own stupidity, and your misconception is another reflection of your hypocrisy. Atheists don't commit mass suicide. Religious fanatics like you do. Nope, the Kool-Aid remark was just hypocritical, as is the lemming remark. Sorry, try again :)

[EnigmaHood]

Blame and shift? What a hypocritical remark. A hick made a comment about liberals drinking Kool-Aid, however he was a hypocrite because the Kool-Aid remark is religious in nature. He believes in god, yet he blames others for drinking Kool-Aid. And you aren't smart enough to figure this out on your own? Damn, I knew hicks were dumb, but you take the cake.

[ClassicFIHD]

That idiot EnigmaHood really is a moron. He must be putting drugs in his Kool-Aid. But, whateven makes him happy.

[EnigmaHood]

Hey everyone get this. He found out about this phrase from Bill-O, because he's an uneducated follower. So ironically, he's an example of what he's accusing others of. He's a puppet of conservative pundits like Bill-O and has no mind of his own. What a pathetic little boy. Keep drinking the Kool-Aid kid.

[ClassicFIHD]

Puff Puff Puff Puff

[EnigmaHood]

^12 year old kid smoking pot in addition to drinking Kool-Aid.

[ClassicFIHD]

Puff Puff Puff Puff Snort Snort Puff Puff Puff Puff

[EnigmaHood]

^12 year old idiot snorting cocaine in addition to smoking pot and drinking Kool-Aid.

[LITTLEDRUMMERBOY30]

Joe is hard to find cause him, Bill, Hillary, Nancy, Diane, Charles, Harry, Ted and so on are back at the planet of the apes collecting more pods to take over the rest of the world!!

[jacquelineveronique]

Obama won

[LITTLEDRUMMERBOY30]

No kidding, all this time I thought I was on Dallas and was dreaming all of this!

[creaturesGREATnSmall]

Yeah, he did win, and America lost. Not that everyone recognizes it yet.

A great many Americans are like the frog sitting in the pot of cold water on the stove. The heat is slowly turned up, but froggy doesn't notice until the water starts bubbling and then it's too late.

jacquelineveronique....ribit!

[EnigmaHood]

Not only did Obama win, but god doesn't exist.

[xacto4563]

Dont stop clapping or yull get lynched

[andybob63]

That's because Joe messes himself up enough already.

[maxkauf]

Joe has the biggest grill in the Capitol

[Rayrob1]

I wish Joe would have stood up holding a basebat bat and yell "they use to call me crazy joe, now they can can just call me batman"

-famous line from the old classic movie "stand by me" for those unaware.

[Schnaazberry]

"No one messes with Joe!" Hilarious :D

[TriVo011993]

lmao it was annoying cuz Joe's wife always stood up applauding and the whole room did the same hahaha...

[Chick6517]

i thought that was the funniest thing i have ever seen hahaha you guys are too funny .... i almost started to cry from luaghing so hard.

[lucki39284]

I saw Joe Biden in Marion, Ohio on a campaign stop. I can't tell you how polite and nice he was as he reached out to us in the crowd. It takes this country awhile but somehow and some point we get it right.

[vafa251]

JOE is my boy :)

[ref1ex]

That was funny indeed. If you have to watch an hour long speech, I think it helps to be somewhat entertaining and I'm glad that Barack could slide in some humor every once in a while.

Just so you know, Biden's job isn't to call the shots on how the stimulus money is spent but to make sure no one is unethically using it.

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[mugwump666]

Joe is DRUNK all the time.

Obama is setting Biden up to be the fall guy in case the "stimulus" bill does not fix the economy.

[Shaqfan32]

I luv it. "Nobody messes with Joe"

[BigEazyProductions]

"Nobody messes with Joe"

It's nice to have a President that can make a joke instead of BEING the joke!

[MysticWolfe1]

Truer words have nary been spoken

[ncstatepsycho]

You Don't Mess with the Joe-han.

[ROFLMFAOMGTG]

Nobody messes with Joe. Nobody.

[raindropsunicorn]

God, that was so funny.

I loveeee Barack Obama!

[julestechnologymusic]

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