@babynijer99 Somehow, me and some of my friends got to talking about this, um, subject. And a few of them, when I brought it up, acted like I had killed someone. They thought it was wrong, for some reason. My therapist said that he thought it was healthy, so, you, I figure if a accredited medical professional tells you it's healthy to do something, then who am I to say no?
I've always wondered why "using a toy" is more acceptable for women than for men. What I mean is, if a woman uses a "toy," she's just having fun, but if a man uses a "toy," he is a lonely loser. What gives?
THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.)say the name of the boy/girl u like twice 2.)now say the name of your best friend 5 times to yerself 3.)now post this onto 5 videos and then press f8 and then ur crushes name will appear on the screen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
@wizard101magic2 No, men have it easy- you don't have hymens, all your sex organs are external, and its much easier for men to reach orgasm and experience pleasure- it takes forever for women to even come close.
@wizard101magic2 not true. im a guy so i know what you mean but for a guy, it takes like 2 minutes to get an orgasm but for girls it takes like 5-10 minutes depending on the girl. and it takes much more work for a girl to reach orgasms
This was ALMOST as bad as the idiodic "SpatSolver" shit they put up. You can't just stick your finger down there and do it yourself? Or would you rather everyone know you don't know how to masturbate?...
Wait, you need ADVICE on HOW to masturbate? Your kidding right? Well anyway, I'm a guy, so i can only tell you what seems to give pleasure to the women I've been with. I just pretend the woman's clitoris is a little "person in a boat" and my tongue is a "shark". I circle the "boat" repeatedly until the "person" looks over the side. Then I knock 'em down, and go back to circling. If I want to make the girl's legs shake, I just feather-touch the clit with my tongue. All while rubbing her G-spot.
@notblondeswede Wow long time since I wrote that, I don't encourage early sexual activity at all, so everyone knows, no pedos. I do encourage exploring yourself and was very amused by these amazing facs, 40%? Very sad for women to not experience good parts of life.
good god, i can't imagine how a woman old enough to use the internet has not figured out how to pleasure herself. wtf. i was 9 years old when i figured out how to masturbate.
If a woman is very comfortable with herself especially pleasuring herself "down there" your sex life will be allot more exciting. If a woman pleasures herself in front of her lover (respectfully, not like porno), that will turn him on big time. Sexuality should be a beautiful thing, not a slap to thee ass, shoot your fireworks and fall asleep/have a smoke. talk about a yawn lol.
oh come on are u like 12 ?!?!?! It's like owning a car & not knowing how to drive and expecting all men to know how to drive a stick shift. And when you both don't know how to get your car running you end up going nowhere, which can be frustrating/embarrassing. Either get some instructional material (p#rn) or if you don't like that stuff teach yourself. Cause if you don't know what you like how the hell are you gonna get what you need/want. Just saying : )
Are you shocked because someone asked and you think masturbation is bad? Or, did you ask because you think it's completely absurd that someone wouldn't know how to get themselves off?
Not everyone is an expert at this. Practice makes perfect, and practicing masturbation is something all women should do if they have an interest in sex at all. Self-love is a beautiful thing. ;D
Ah, an excellent subject for a video. Makes me remember my first time, and also the times I've helped pass on the knowledge to others. The more this kind of info gets out, the better.
HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE!?!?
Morgzy007 2 weeks ago 4
da fuck is this shit??
017SHAMe 2 weeks ago
I don't know what this is I kinda skipped to the middle so I'm lost
Tisalay99 4 weeks ago
i clicked because i wanted a song
MrCODBlackOpsPro123 4 weeks ago
Same, I Never Explored My Feet.
familydylan1 1 month ago 2
"20-40% of women haven't explored themselves." Umm bs.
babynijer99 1 month ago
@babynijer99 Somehow, me and some of my friends got to talking about this, um, subject. And a few of them, when I brought it up, acted like I had killed someone. They thought it was wrong, for some reason. My therapist said that he thought it was healthy, so, you, I figure if a accredited medical professional tells you it's healthy to do something, then who am I to say no?
Rosebunse 1 month ago
Thx it helped
benefitgirl19 2 months ago
4 guys it's sooooo much more straightforward
Fredisyodaddyo 4 months ago
write the alphabet?????? seriously?
booksol 5 months ago
Recommended for you because you watched "Altaïrs Death". I mean wtf?
23BiGFailure 5 months ago
What The Hell ?? O_O
verlermar 7 months ago
That was.. wow lmao
ThePerfectMess05 7 months ago
20-40 percent have never touched themselves outside showering?? thats sad. grow some balls, ladies...figuratively speaking
icantgetitup 7 months ago
@icantgetitup
Probably cuz that 20-40% already have a guy to do that for them... :(
Aerodeth 3 months ago
mmmmmmmmm...
sheasevilpanda 8 months ago
Wow it works and its awesome!!!
sheasevilpanda 8 months ago
What?
dalancun 9 months ago
lmfao
XxIXxGOXxRAWR 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........
Dreamingcorps 11 months ago
i know how to pleasure my self am a man i dont need anything except some lube and a computer to watch porn ;)
00wekfet00 11 months ago
I've always wondered why "using a toy" is more acceptable for women than for men. What I mean is, if a woman uses a "toy," she's just having fun, but if a man uses a "toy," he is a lonely loser. What gives?
RuskePerson 1 year ago 6
@RuskePerson I think for guys there is a stigma. I have male friends that have toys and they don't give a rip what people say.
laaspen 11 months ago
is there a video like this for guys?
j24800 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.)say the name of the boy/girl u like twice 2.)now say the name of your best friend 5 times to yerself 3.)now post this onto 5 videos and then press f8 and then ur crushes name will appear on the screen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!
dominicanboy97 1 year ago
ok so wait their saying masturbate your self with a balloon?
packstack15 1 year ago
0:23 Thumbs up for the mastubating Balloon :]
TheRealMrTowel 1 year ago 3
(o_0) If a balloons pops, does that mean a balloon dies? So... Why should women pop themselves?
(^0^) LOL!
UniversalVision 1 year ago
xD well they're subtly giving the hint to "use a rubber" xD
xXKissMeWithPassionX 1 year ago
im not even a women, but i got balloons!
ckfgymnast 1 year ago
Well, until i grow a vagina, i aint doin this.
yackyback 1 year ago
all easy for woman, hard work for men (hurts our wrists) :(
wizard101magic2 1 year ago
@wizard101magic2 No, men have it easy- you don't have hymens, all your sex organs are external, and its much easier for men to reach orgasm and experience pleasure- it takes forever for women to even come close.
kiwisunshine5233 1 year ago 6
@wizard101magic2 not true. im a guy so i know what you mean but for a guy, it takes like 2 minutes to get an orgasm but for girls it takes like 5-10 minutes depending on the girl. and it takes much more work for a girl to reach orgasms
Koolkid736 1 year ago 3
Oh, so THAT'S what I was doing wrong...I knew I should been touching the balloon!
o.O
l1f3asajoke 1 year ago
which line is longer top or bottom??
budzag 1 year ago
GAY
TheDrjman1 1 year ago
I've never popped lol :(
MegaKittyKat27 1 year ago
@MegaKittyKat27 i think i have idk ughits all frustrating
cheekebaby 1 year ago
I started at 8 :)) 16 now cmon let's share masturbation tips
Rashinggan 1 year ago
fml.... but the bloons were too cute :)
cheesesisgood87 1 year ago
I was looking for collage humor 0_0
lopo805 1 year ago
why the fuck did i watch this?! i searched for ipod touch tutorials! wtf?!
multicompatibledude 1 year ago 3
@multicompatibledude i was looking at youtube poop 0.o
iGameHack 1 year ago
O_o.....Why is a Balloon teaching me about "down there"? I will never look at balloons the same damn way
TheScRoLlDoWn 2 years ago
Hahahahahahaha!
XxXxXEmz 2 years ago
This was ALMOST as bad as the idiodic "SpatSolver" shit they put up. You can't just stick your finger down there and do it yourself? Or would you rather everyone know you don't know how to masturbate?...
FmilyGuyFan117 2 years ago
haha..when that baloon was shacking..epic
KvacYo 2 years ago
Wait, you need ADVICE on HOW to masturbate? Your kidding right? Well anyway, I'm a guy, so i can only tell you what seems to give pleasure to the women I've been with. I just pretend the woman's clitoris is a little "person in a boat" and my tongue is a "shark". I circle the "boat" repeatedly until the "person" looks over the side. Then I knock 'em down, and go back to circling. If I want to make the girl's legs shake, I just feather-touch the clit with my tongue. All while rubbing her G-spot.
mowgli2071 2 years ago 20
ahahahahah lolz
blackmoonlight13 2 years ago
@mowgli2071 YOU'RE NOT YOUR LEARN THE DIFFRENCE FAGGOT !
iwebbyDK 2 weeks ago
Try watching pron and touching ur self lol
17superhottie 2 years ago
omg...the rumbling balloon part was the best xD i want one lol
AnahiCharles 2 years ago 2
everyone should masturbate, its good for the heart.
bobobano 2 years ago 6
Wow. That was brilliant use of a balloon.
Astesvinos 2 years ago 5
LOL I'm a girl and I started when I was 6
notblondeswede 2 years ago 12
@notblondeswede ahhhhhh!!! stop putting weird shit in my head!
XXXxxxGAVESxxxXXX 2 years ago
What? When you're kid you don't know it's sexual.
notblondeswede 2 years ago
yea back then its was innocent but thinking about it now make me feel like a pedophile.
XXXxxxGAVESxxxXXX 2 years ago
O_O
BaiiPwnsAll 2 years ago
@notblondeswede i think you must have got tired of doing it by ourself. want some help by a couple? how about 3some ?? ;)
sexyriyasexena 4 days ago
@notblondeswede Wow long time since I wrote that, I don't encourage early sexual activity at all, so everyone knows, no pedos. I do encourage exploring yourself and was very amused by these amazing facs, 40%? Very sad for women to not experience good parts of life.
notblondeswede 4 days ago
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CaliforniaKids66 2 years ago
hahaha, pleasure center
hazardoscar 2 years ago 3
HAHA! Loved it!
gryphonkeen 2 years ago
'pleasure center'?
Clitoris isn't a dirty word :l
XxRynethxX 2 years ago 6
omg
AppleCore360 2 years ago
very good. heehee
candyswtpink 2 years ago 2
5 stars because the balloons were cute ;)
theNeverangel 2 years ago 105
@theNeverangel haha
guitaristshobi 1 year ago
LOOOLLLL!!!hahahaha, it's funnehhhh
veron1212 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This is to sad..
What kind of freak doesn't know how to touch her self??
MilDarkAngel 2 years ago
Lmao! Good Ponit!
YoungViewer 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Here's a tip: Go watch some porn, stupid.
MaicoMoon 2 years ago
i agree
kyeruu2 2 years ago
LOL
WHAT FUCKING GROWN WOMAN ASKS ABOUT MASTERBATION?
probably a 12 year old on the internet.
again.
kyeruu2 2 years ago 7
Lol interesting. :)
ReeBee74 2 years ago
hahahahaa!!!!!
volcomstoned07 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
This is proof that girls are stupid.
brianwurst1234 2 years ago
Ballon is epic win!
NusMEsa 2 years ago 7
@NusMEsa im a 11 and i started masterbating when 9 i am 11 now
MegaBabyblue11 1 year ago
good god, i can't imagine how a woman old enough to use the internet has not figured out how to pleasure herself. wtf. i was 9 years old when i figured out how to masturbate.
sherribailey75 2 years ago 7
xD me too.
ELiJELLiBELLi 2 years ago 2
lol i masturbate and i am a 11
parvasolja 2 years ago
me too
taylorsamarin98 2 years ago
If a woman is very comfortable with herself especially pleasuring herself "down there" your sex life will be allot more exciting. If a woman pleasures herself in front of her lover (respectfully, not like porno), that will turn him on big time. Sexuality should be a beautiful thing, not a slap to thee ass, shoot your fireworks and fall asleep/have a smoke. talk about a yawn lol.
portugal82 2 years ago 43
LOL at the head shaking part
funny vid man
axdcs1 2 years ago 8
Wow.
luvliikehoney 2 years ago
hahahaha funny vid
IDontDoDrumCovers 2 years ago
I lol'd.
"Make yourself pop!" (Pop your own cherry, hmmm? Nah, hah).
d;
13ShawtyBoo13 2 years ago 5
Self satisfying balloon + helpful advice = WIN
Head shaking at 0:58 was awesome lol
AznDemonLord 2 years ago 11
the happy litle balloon is dead now
TALLMATE73 2 years ago 5
oh come on are u like 12 ?!?!?! It's like owning a car & not knowing how to drive and expecting all men to know how to drive a stick shift. And when you both don't know how to get your car running you end up going nowhere, which can be frustrating/embarrassing. Either get some instructional material (p#rn) or if you don't like that stuff teach yourself. Cause if you don't know what you like how the hell are you gonna get what you need/want. Just saying : )
nikki89xoxo 2 years ago 4
Moarrrr pr0n pl0x!!!! >8O
jk :F
13ShawtyBoo13 2 years ago
why did you kill her? :'( she was so happy
amibbdos 2 years ago 15
LOL
mzfiesty 2 years ago 4
masturbating ballon ftw
erbili 2 years ago 12
WTF, Why would someone masterbate a balloon?
xxinfectedgirlxx 2 years ago
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JESSICAPGS 2 years ago
Theres nothing wrong with knowing your own body, whats really a shame is the people who are against something thats perfectly natural !
somethingeasy123 2 years ago 7
Are you shocked because someone asked and you think masturbation is bad? Or, did you ask because you think it's completely absurd that someone wouldn't know how to get themselves off?
Not everyone is an expert at this. Practice makes perfect, and practicing masturbation is something all women should do if they have an interest in sex at all. Self-love is a beautiful thing. ;D
KarmaGhost22 2 years ago 4
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
SpicyHam 2 years ago
strangly arousing
Trinitysx 2 years ago 2
Ah, an excellent subject for a video. Makes me remember my first time, and also the times I've helped pass on the knowledge to others. The more this kind of info gets out, the better.
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
20-40% WOW
sach3 2 years ago 9
This sew doesnt pertain to all females ;) hgaha hahahaha
YouXKneekXIT 2 years ago